>>6201734
>>6201735
Saw this in the /kino/ thread and was inspired
>>6201735Didn't take long for the pedo threadshitter to show up
>>6203291What
>>6203254The literal punchline of this sketch was cut off then some dumbfuck made it the caption. Go fuck yourself for this tiktok zoomie bullshit
>>6203369Shut up nigger post captions or seethe.
>>6203254I never got this criticism of the covid vax.The smallpox vax didnt prevent tramission in 100% of cases, didnt prevent infection in 100% of cases and didnt prevent transmission in 100% of cases. It just made the disease so mild no one cared
>>6207488The criticism was really more about mandates to use it, that it wasn't nor good enough to justify forcing everyone to take, despite being shilled as if the only way the lockdowns and fear and death was going to end was if everyone took it. Instead it took a war to make them shut up. That said, it shouldn't have been approved at all because of all the side effects, and because MRNA shots really aren't vaccines at all. Not only is there a problem with not covering enough proteins to comprehensively immunize against new strains, there's also a problem with an immunoglobulin shift more akin to an allergy shot.
>>6207488So if you get the smallpox vaccine, and i dont, does your vaccine no longer work? Are there any mandates preventing people from working if they chose not to get the small pox vaccine? What about polio vaccine? The problem with the jew juice was the push. They never pushed any other vax as hard. The explicit force, which force does not explicitly have to be physical, simply showed it was not good. And now, so many of you are filled with regret trying to rejustify your dumb decisions.
>>6207991>So if you get the smallpox vaccine, and i dont, does your vaccine no longer work?yea for some people. because again no vaccine is 100% bulletproof and they require herd immunity.
>>6208018Vaccines work against herd immunity
>>6203291CAPPIE is 19
>>6204624I could go for a hamburg
>>6208095yeah but herd immunity kind of relies on most of the fucking herd dying
>>6208711A forest that grows out of control puts the entire forest at risk. Too many trees so close together prevent all trees from reaching their highest potential and also increase the risk of a single fire destroying all of them. Culling the weak and preventing them from robbing resources from the strong results in a healthier and safer environment for all trees that remain; even the ones that aren't the strongest. Since the vaccines only work on a case-by-case basis, vaccines must constantly undergo improvements generation after generation or they will ultimately fail. Herd immunity doesn't work on a case-by-case basis. It works on a generational basis. Each subsequent generation possesses more protection than the previous generation. In other words it upgrades itself. It's worked for mammals for millions of years. It's the height of arrogance to believe we as a species need to intervene in order to save our species. Putting our figurative thumbs in the pie only increases the likelihood that we will encounter a disease that we have no generational protection from because we tried to save every weak tree.
>>6201736kek
>>6208859tl;dr
>>6209124I read some of it and essentially he wants to suck a lot of dicks.
Does this count
>>6207350No one in Canada does these things.
>>6210326ey yoo went on some borin field trips there bud
>>6209124>if we let enough people die the diseases will disappear because they definitely can't evolve through natural selection
>>6210326ok how do you know
>>6210394As expected you deliberately misinterpret something so that discourse becomes impossible. Antibiotic resistant bacteria is becoming a larger and larger threat to humanity as a whole every year.
>>6209915no
>>6208859There is some truth to what you are saying but the core of the argument is flawed. Imagine living today with the plague or polio or other shit and with needless suffering. Vaccines are an amazing way of getting immunity and reducing human suffering.Outside of vaccines there are other methods of eradicating diseases, we don't have to suffer through malaria in most of the civilized world or produce anti venom or medicate or operate on people who would otherwise live as cripples or die. Or don't have to be uncomfortable with heat, sweat or constant tooth aches.By working to reduce human suffering and using our brains we mitigate some of the horrors of life, make living better, and allow people live far longer.What good is living if yeah i become immune to some things but i live until 40 with 30% chance dying young and my life is filled with daily discomfort and suffering?Nature is cruel, our brains allow us to mitigate some of that cruelty.
>>6208711Caught changing the definition again
>>6209915yes.
>>6210895You're making the mistake of thinking I'm arguing against all vaccines or all types of medical intervention as though I'm some sort of eugenics enthusiast. I'm specifically talking about vaccines against germs that grow stronger and more resistant to the methods we use to fight them. All that does is create a ticking time bomb. I support research into finding ways to save lives as long as it doesn't put us on the path of humanity's annihilation. It's important to leave some things to nature. If you need some examples you need only look at what happens to chickens or other livestock that we have been inoculating for several generations in a row. The communicable diseases that used to be a minor problem that would only kill a small percentage each generation are now catastrophic to the population if they're left unvaccinated that would almost wipe all of them out. The same kind of shit is happening to bees. We've been interfering too much without understanding that there are unintended generational consequences to our interference. If we end up in an environment where human children are born and MUST be vaccinated or else they will certainly die, we've become incredibly vulnerable as a species and we're a few unlucky germ mutations away from extinction. Diversity is important to safeguard us against this outcome, and I'm not just talking about genetic diversity. If everybody is being vaccinated because it's mandated, then that population is by very strict definition homogeneous. This creates a single point of failure. That's dangerous. We need significant portions of humanity to remain free from medical experimentation because we can't accurately predict the dangers we'll be facing in the future.
>>6210326Once again non americans can never handle banter
>>6211006Fair enough anon, thanks for elaborating. I agree with you. Becoming so weak we must vaccinate to survive at all is not good.
>>6211043america isn't the banter country nor is it known for handling banterthat's bongland
>>6209915No, because the caption is just a title. A true filename thread is about making a regular video funny by subverting the contents of the videolike >>6205926 or the OP
>>6203254I'm still waiting for the TRS guys to actually get vaccinated. >>6207488Still not getting an mRNA shot to keep my job.
>>6207488The risk of dying from Covid pre-vaxx was 0.09% for all ages. The risk lowered to 0.05% after vax. Hoever the vax has some absurd side-effects, like blood-cloth, myocarditis, t-cell supression, cancer. Other forms of treatments like ivermectin or oxychloriquine got sidelined to push an unsafe overpriced product.You know how they got 100% effective:During a trial 2 people from the placebo-group got covid, in the vax group: 1 got covid, 1 died, others got" ill" and where removed from the study: 2 is 100% of 1, so the vax is 100% effextive. Not making this up, btw. Look up charts for still-birth per year, if you care.TLDR:Covid was less dangerous than getting vaxed.
>>6211006this is interesting thank you for sharing your thoughts on the matter
>>6211529>ivermectindoes nothing for covid, youre a retard
>>6211430I dunno if I agree with that definition, a caption's a caption
>>6211658I wonder where you heard this.
>>6205970severely underrated lol
>>6211397He didn't die, he just got isekai.
>>6207350>>6204624>oooooooThe fuck shithole normally uses this expression?
>>6211425You guys literally start crying when we make fun of your food
>>6211868Did you spend the last 20 years living under a rock?
>>6211771from reading all the studies that were spammed as proving it cured covid, which showed nothing of the sort.I wonder where you hear it did...
>>6212295The fact that you're mischaracterizing it as though people were claiming it "cured" it speaks volumes about your honesty. It dramatically helped with symptoms and lessened the time infected which considerably raised someone's chances of surviving it when they would have otherwise perished. Several developed countries added it to their treatment protocols and their fatalities were abnormally lower than countries without ivermectin. It wasn't a silver bullet. It was an edge that the media insisted you shouldn't consider while showing you commercials for pharmaceutical companies moments later.
>>6212298>It dramatically helped with symptoms and lessened the time infectedNo, it didnt do that either. Again, youre shilling something someone told you to shill without any evidence because you dont understand the walls of text placed before you and just take people at face value because you enjoy being a contrarian. Youre actually a useful idiot. ivermectin did nothing for covid. Nothing.
>>6212298and what would those countries be
>>6212355Forgot about Japan and almost the entirety of South America? It's a little late to be asking questions. >>6212353>ivermectin did nothing for covidWhatever logic you used to dishonestly dismiss the effectiveness of ivermectin when used with normal treatment, if applied equally, would also dismiss the effectiveness of the vaccines you're defending. Couple this with the fact that the safety profile of ivermectin is orders of magnitude better than the vaccines. Then add on top of this that ivermectin doesn't have an "efficacy window" that slowly deteriorates over time requiring more doses. It looks to me like you're trying to justify being experimented on in order to cope with the fact that you made poor decisions. You believed them when they called it "horse dewormer" and assumed it was ineffective because of the word worm, and unsafe because they said it was for horses. Ivermectin has been treating diseases and infections across the globe for longer than you've been alive, and it's safer for you than advil. You just didn't hear about it before because it's difficult for pharmaceutical companies to profit off of it.
>>6212397>Japanjapan never recommended or allowed ivermectin as a covid treatment. you shouldnt believe every facebook post you read anon...
>>6212397>assumed it was ineffective because of the word wormI think most people assumed it was ineffective from all the studies showing it was ineffective. Did you think it was effective because it had the word horse in it?
>>6212401Horses are bigger than viruses so anything that destroys the cell walls of worms would clearly kill a virus!
>>6212399>>6212401Scratch any of those studies with your fingernail and you won't be able to find any that separate those who were vaccinated and unvaccinated to test the effects. Or they only used small doses despite the safety profile. Or that they only tested patients with mild symptoms. Over and over again the studies you people pretend are gospel deliberately fail to answer the questions that are important because they were designed from the ground up to avoid those answers. Let's not forget the huge paragraphs where the people performing these studies bother to disclose their conflicts of interest and then also remember that many don't disclose that information.
>>6212405So theres no good study showing it was ineffective or effective? but you have really strong opinions on it being effective? Why?
>>6212407I recognize that there's a vested interest in pushing the vaccines and suppressing alternatives. There's a tremendous amount of studies saying how safe the vaccines are. And yet at no other time in my life did I witness so many people die inexplicably. You can say you've read studies all day long but it's not going to give any of those studies any credibility. If you start reading them and don't immediately recognize how their study is flawed, then you're not interested in anything but hearing the answer you've already decided should be true. In the end you got your panties twisted up because some guy mentioned ivermectin as a form of treatment being suppressed in order to discourage people from refusing the vaccine which is 100% true at least in America. Doctors being put on television (not by other doctors, but television producers that require endorsements from pharmaceutical companies in order to stay in business) were telling you how ivermectin can't possibly be effective days after it was being brought everyone's attention despite no studies of its effectiveness existing at that time. You don't think that was suspicious at all? Don't stand there and act like you've got shit figured out when you don't question anything.
>>6212413>In the end you got your panties twisted up because some guy mentioned ivermectin as a form of treatment being suppressedOh i didnt get my panties in a bunch. I called a retard a retard. Sorry this thread was based on that confusion if we restart with that assumption you should be good. Youre just retarded. Theres no global conspiracy to make your facebook group look bad, you do that on your own. Its going to be ok.
>>6212413>you don't question anything.>thinks japan gave everyone ivermectinironic
>>6212417What he said was true and you got bent out of shape. >but government officials that don't want to get lynched said they made no mistakesCool. >>6212418People were treated with ivermectin in Japan. It just wasn't mandated by the government. It was used in conjunction with several other drugs to treat covid at a doctor's discretion.
>>6212421>Japan secretly gave everyone ivermectin but didnt tell anyone because they didnt want to be lynched.lol retard
>>6212422Didn't say secret. Didn't say everyone. You don't need to put words in my mouth to argue. You can just say you're ashamed you got tricked into volunteering for a medical experiment that put your life at risk.
>>6212424Ivermectin for covid is now a medical experiment? I guess. Its safe for humans. Doesnt help covid though. Does wonders for parasites though. But viruses are not parasites.
>>6212426No explanation for all of the viral infections that ivermectin has been used to successfully treat for decades?
>>6212429can you name them, or is this another japan thing where you saw a twitter screenshot and formed your personality around it for 5, 6 years?, now.
>>6207349kek
>bookmark caption thread on wsg>18 new posts today>how exciting, let's see what memes await>0 imagesIdk what y'all are kvetching about but I'm not reading all that. Shut up and post memes.
>>6207488lmao you don't have a single clue about what actually happened with the smallpox vaxx and why they stopped giving it to people
>>6212298>The fact that you're mischaracterizing it as though people were claiming it "cured" it speaks volumes about your honestyit literally did cure it though lol
>>6212525>>6212522>he fell for a facebook meme
>>6212522fuck up plaguerat
>>6207349he bodied those freaks
>>6215033huh
>>6210326You're right. They're actually more known for shitting in the streets and bobbing their heads while talking.
>>6215046negas
>>6215452Ooooohhh I get it
>>6215452You can say the word here, nigger.
>>6211868Trannyville
>>6215648lol
>>6205970>>6211786>>6213667>>6215173Best ITT
>>6207350This hasn't been a Canadian pasttime since the great fillipino'ing of the 90s, the great chink'ening of the 00s, and the great poo'ing of the 10s and 20s
>>6207582>not enough proteins in mrna shot so its not a real vaccine>actually proteins are bad cause "immunoglobulin shift" will cause allergiesJust stop coping you were wrong about everything every step of the way and just regurgitated whatever was the latest talking point from anti covid and anti vax media
>>6210535Yeah and im sure you wont take antibiotics if you need them Mr good genes. The same as people afraid of needles who dont trust big pharma will take all natural gear
>>6216188The issue was never people getting antibiotics when they need them. The issue was always doctors prescribing them for everyone that complains about having the sniffles. That's careless, irresponsible, and dangerous. You're a faggot for trying to accuse me of hypocrisy.
>>6204624total hamburgnigger death
>>6211043acting like americans dont universally shit the bed crying whenever anyone pokes their country in any capacity whatsoever on this site
>>6204624>>6207350That faggoty meme wasn't even funny back when it started.
>>6208110This is so gay and retardedIf you enjoy the little things you clearly appreciate the beauty and nature of lifeGo kill yourself self pitying faggot
>>6216292
>>6209788What movie is this?
>>6217366captain america
>>6217373>>6208903lmao I can't decide which one is funnier
>>6218563part and parcel
>>6203291No need to announce yourself
>>6219100Where's the caption?
What a shit thread.
>>6220905Name 5 better threads
>>6220915Off-topic softcore porn thread #1Off-topic softcore porn thread #2Off-topic softcore porn thread #3Off-topic softcore porn thread #4Off-topic softcore porn thread #5
>>6220797Can you explain pls?
>>6221134Sections of Anne Frank's diary were written with a ball point pen. The first time a ball point pen was available for purchase in Germany was 1950. That's 5 years after Anne Frank died.
>>6221163Oh duh, I completely forgor, thanks
>>6221044I'm going to have to disagree with you there, those threads are exceedingly boring.
Most of these look like the unfunny shit that gets posted on discord servers where everyone is afraid of offending the tranny mods.
>>6220635Thanks. Lmk if you want more resolution
>>6221342No that's perfect, thank you.>>6221304The ones posted early ITT are especially milquetoast.
>>6211786 i never got this one
>>6221443Bono is part of U2
>>6207488Kill yourself
>>6221539yeahe i asked chatlgbt then posted then asked claude and claude actually exxpalined it to me
Niggertranny thread
>>6220638Statistically you would become gay so you would spread that around in every single bathhouse
RIP
>>6221163>>6221173No she didn't you fucking mongoloid.The used a fountain pen. The only ballpoint pen used in her diary is page numbers added after her death.Thats not even hard to fucking check yourself.
>>6209915This guy shows why peanut heads shouldn't put on mass. He looks retarded. He's also 100% gay, hetero males don't put on the male equivalent of bimbo clothes and pose for videos. I wouldn't be surprised if he troons out.
>>6222217ok homo
>>6222218.t peanut headed fag
>>6222147F
>>6222439idgi
>>6222197>No she didn'tSo we agree.
>>6222481>he doesn't get itHEY GUYSI GUESS THAT'S IT
>>6222547i dont get the fnaf reference
>>6222558Take a good look at Bonnie's face.
>>6204624I do kinda want a burger right now
>>6211730Lol
>>6205970Might be the best one I've seen on this site.
>>6208903My chatgpt account got restricted for months because I said I wanted to kill the man who created the .webp format.
>>6209915Maybe. I dont know.
>>6211887Anon is lost
>>6221443Bono is the lead singer of U2."Pro Bono" is a legal term meaning a lawyer takes a case without up front payment, ostensibly as charity (the full term is pro bono publica, "for the public good") but generally they take cases they know they'll win and take a cut of the payout as a fee.
Quick question, a lot these seem like they are made by either 12 year old kids or complete retards, is that intentional?
does anybody have the one with the Joker approaching the family dinner to tell them about what the elites, banks, etc. have in common?
>>6216667To be fair, in order to appreciate the little things you must first be stripped of the big things. The fastest way to attain this is usually hitting rock bottom.
I entered this thread on the strength of the OP but it's 95% normie faggotry. Get off of this site you retards.
>>6222197I wanna say the joke flew over your head. I think the joke was bro crashing out over being marked wrong for obviously wrong takes.Then again, the last generation who could actually pass 5th grade gets all in a huff over the smallest things.
>>6224129Which ones are the other 5%?
>>6207488>I never got this criticism of the covid vax.vaccines are a weak infection that the immune system can learn to killcovid "vaccines" are gene therapy based on viruses. they infect ppl with mRNA instructions to produce antibodiesthis is why many ppl felt sick after, because the body can't differentiate a virus from a helpful manmade infectionthe immune system kills cells infected by the jab, which tires your immune system and eventually removes your immunitytldr big pharma got rich selling experimental tech to hysterical governments, and media made criticizing it taboo
>I never got this criticism of the covid vax.>The smallpox vax didnt prevent tramission in 100% of cases, didnt prevent infection in 100% of cases and didnt prevent transmission in 100% of cases. It just made the disease so mild no one cared
>2026>people STILL FUCKING TALKING ABOUT "muh VAX, MUH VAX"the most boring people alive
>the most boring people alive
>>6210326It's always you foreigners who can't handle the banter
>>6224510Yes
>>6216099Nicolas Cage would have made a great Selleri in this film.
>>6221044That caption is entirely unnecessary.
>>6222105kek, it's true and sad and absolutely disgusting
>>6225115don't get it, that would be a better world
>>6225218It was never even a possibility, blumpf winning was part of their long term plan to humiliate and destroy the right wing. They had just had 8 years of obama, they didn't need another generic democrat, they needed a wildcard scapegoat.
>>6209915Can you repeat the question?
>>6207488>I never got this criticism of the covid vaxThat's because you're fucking retarded >>6216185See what I mean!
>>6204624I could go for burger honestly, and I do want that .357....
>>6207349Legitimate lost, that song is a classic banger
>>6209124He said a lot of unkind things about your female relatives
>>6222217I mean he definitely didn't skip leg day but that doesn't mean he gay. But if he is juicing he has a high chance he might go the 43% route
>>6223768Shalom!
>>6224507>Just forget it about it goy
>>6215115sir that is correct
>>6225236Yeah the open borders would have been fantastic in 2016. >>6225236Yeah because international finance totally needs to play games. Totally
Anybody got the sigma one?
>>6225908I think you need to be more specific
>>6222432feeling called out
>>6222432You can add Grace to the Literally Me list now too
>>6207488go read dispelling delusions, the smallpox epidemic ended when they ran out of vaccines, viruses aren't real, and germy theory caught on with the public before it could be verified.
>>6224489>vaccines are a weak infection that the immune system can learn to killyesif you're targeting a particular bolt on a truck, you have to chemically melt down the whole truck, then prove to a very strict independent board you're only injecting people with that bolt. you have to do this with every single truck, and therefore breed a lot of them, this takes ages>covid "vaccines" are gene therapy based on viruses. they infect ppl with mRNA instructions to produce antibodiesyes, they sent the instructions to your ribosomes to print out 'bolt'your ribosomes are always printing new cells for you to replace lost ones.its much faster than the old chemical method as it doesn't require the whole intact virus to start with.>tldr big pharma got rich selling experimental tech to hysterical governments, and media made criticizing it tabooit passed all trials as everything else does in that pipeline.mNRA is now being used on solid tumors and has a vaccine to clean up returning melanomas post-op. how about them apples?
>>6225218it would just be a different flavor of shit
these guys had me watching howard stern when I was fucking 12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgYdsA-8PV4
>>6225835I don't get it. QRD?
>>6229431Libertarian Guys with Asian Wives
>>6224724sauce?
>>6220797source for the clip?
>>6212446made me rewatch this kino againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ydcoWur0wA
>>6229970sorry wrong versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X392tFxUnY0
>>6203254You schizo fucking retards are why measles are coming back
>>6222147Not me, i still have that spooder friend even though the bugs are gone.
>>6224605What movie is that?
>>6230104green mile
>>6220452kek
>>6220497kek
>>6228923Song name?
>>6224507agreed. insufferable individuals
>>6223228That's a contingency fee, not pro bono. Pro bono work is genuinely done for free, or for a nominal, legally prescribed payment from the government rather than the client.
>>6230069Shut the fuck up you oy vey slurping faggot
>>6222197Did you know that Anne wrote in her diary that she believed her uncle was gay because he didnt fuck prostitutes like her daddy
>>6222502Winner
>>6223228Fuck off, explaining things to newfags. Tell him to lurk more
>>6231180nah
>>6211529>The risk of dying from Covid pre-vaxx was 0.09% for all agesover 6 million people died from it in less than 5 years anon
>>6212422Imagine getting anally ravaged this hard that you resort to typing like this. If you ever read this, know that you should reconsider suicide.
NEW BREAD >>6231782
>>6203291This and based
>>6202918KEK based Payday 2 reference
>>6225391I think I've been in this fucking house. That's a temperature controlled room specifically for the wine. That house has like three kitchens.
>>6211430>A true filename threadThis is a caption thread, you fucking retard
>>6212446>their ballsack>not HIS ballsackpozzed pic
>>6224582>Selleri
>>6218881I haven't seen the gay ass movie, but wasn't this scene supposed to happen on Mars?
>>6233218you are thinking of memes
>>6233222.............you haven't read the comic, have you
>>6233223I don't know how you knew that, or what difference it makes, but you said movie.
>>6233225Are you legit retarded?The movie is the adaptation to a comic book. I read the comic, I didn't watch the movie.In the comic the scene happens in Mars. I was surprised it doesn't in the movie.Goddamn dude, download some more IQ or something
>>6233228I did not read the comics or seen the movies, but I saw the memes
>>6233229Good luck in life my man, you'll need it
>>6233222>>6233229you need to be 18 or older to post here
>>6230069>Measles is coming backthat's the illegals that are 1 in 4 of the population and have zero vaccinations.
>>6231257I'm assuming you mean USA only>6 mil / 350 mil = 0.017So not even 2 tenths of a percent of the population of the USA died of the deadliest illness to ever plague the modern world... over half a decade. And that's not even filtering for people who died from other causes (like malpractice. remember the whole ventilator debacle?) and were marked as a wuflu kill so they would get free government handouts. So glad we fucked up the entire world and an entire generation of grade school age zoomers/alphoomers for what turned out to be, as anyone with more than 4 braincells predicted, a slightly more aggressive seasonal flu.
>>6213031when I learned this video was staged I lost faith on the internet, I don't believe anything anymore
>>6233212caption threads are just filename threads in essence except the filename is inside the video, you're still reading something that "describes" the clip in question. don't be so pedantic.
>>6233799You were the first to be pedantic, so fuck off>le it wasnt medont bother replying
