Post funny clips from the black engineer culture but any related uploads are cool.
>>6204948>he keeps going
>>6204953>A horse only drinks water when it's thirsty.
>>6204951Been there, brother
>>6204977The antidepressants help I didn't want to take them before but it got to the point that I started not giving a fuck anymore about how things might negatively effect me in the long run. I used to be worried about seed oils and additives in supplements but now I don't give a fuuck. But I do feel somewhat better though.
Damn I guess the dead internet theory might somewhat be real I can hear crickets chirping through my phone it's so damn quiet in here just me oh well.
>>6204983kek I love how offended she was
>>6205017Here's a better version of the clip I replied too I don't know what happened to the first one I uploaded.
R.I.P 4chin4chan welp it was fun while it lasted.
>>6205056Give this man a degree>>6205057That is impressive
>>6204970Based old autistic black man
>>6205133Lol ikr and both are wrong in that clip you posted you don't need to wash chicken lol.
>>6205221Here's another based autistic black man
>>6205077one of the infamous math niggas
>>6204947This is what he's doing after police academy?
>>6205324Bro what are you rambling about?
>>6204970big ass cigarette
Rest In Peace Omaygot! Praise Jezus! Christ is king!
You whypeepol iz wasist my nigga for nah postin in muh thread my nigga!
Muh ansestors wuhz king tut my nigga!
I do not advocate fah racisim! Pleaze NO RACISIM in this thread this is a publik servise announcement!
It is Black Friday today. >The Day of the Rope of Hope.
This fine slavic gentleman counts as black engineer because he is dressed in black so I certify him as engineer.
>>6204951when a nigga realizes he can't read
>>6205004I despise this retarded saxophone fad song
>>6205004bruh I don't get it
>>6205046Ayo, dis nigga googled google.
>>6205012Fucking incredible loooooool
>>6205860That counts for the engineer thread congratulations you get a star!
>>6205913The demon possessed do not like saxophones.
Does anyone have that one with the black guy going zesty rap on a white kid on some webcam chatroom?
>>6204968For real now, how he do that?
>>6205884Boyz n the Hood became more nostalgia bait, just give it another year.
>>6204948what the fuck happened there? Did the razor malfunction or some kind of friction + hairspray chemical reaction???
They have found a replacement for me named rasin frazen and claims that they've always viewede at the bottom of their social hierarchy. Who are they? I don't care to know them anymore. They're as good as dead to me.
>>6205052I just realized why rap lyrics contain "nigga" so much. It's the only word they know how to rhyme (it rhymes with itself)
>>6204947great thread. too bad that I can't contribute
>>6207334Holy shit, her power level must be through the roof!
>>6207337Yes.
>>6205057Nigga found whoville
>>6205017this is a hilarious thread and surprisingly not racist at all
>>6207334this is why they are as violent as the average 1920's german boy btw
>>6207720Screen record! Boom. Let's go. Let's do it dog. Alcohol! Alcohol! Lets go. Plannin' on goin'.>Fellow engineer proceeds to drink like that fish from Finding Nemo.
>>6207769This is an engineer thread and is not intended to be racist. I find black people very interesting and don't mind them existing at all especially if most of them just act cool and normal like everyone else which I think most do despite what others may claim about them.I hate anyone who acts like animals and that applies to all races. I guess you could view this thread as positive.
This definitely counts for the engineer thread.
>>6204951first rule of anything posted on the internet.why was he filming a random hood? because it's fake.
>>6208084I don't give a fuck if it's fake. It's called a prank where your friend takes a device called a camera...--/insert: reddit space--Then records the person performing the prank...--/insert: reddit space-->Welcome to Earth.--/insert: reddit space--It's called a prank not a "fake video".
The engineers designed this alexa device with perfection.
>>6205013white people are pretty great huh... society is gonna look so worse when demographics change a lot
A very nice african gentleman.
Sorry for unfriending you guys I think it's best to move on because I don't want to "the bottom" of an invisible "social hierarchy". Sorry for what happened.Thanks for being my friends.End of transmission.
>It is what it is...
>>6207769
>>6207811Literal fucking idiot how would you know how a "1920's German Boy" acts like?Nevermind because I just remembered that I don't give a fuck.
>>6205015Sounds like a lion brutally slaughtering a gazelle
>>6208069indian men are a white girls only bunch
>>6208478it's really well documentedit was so crazy you had people on the rooftops shooting themlike the la riots every damn day
>>6208109pipaypipo going ape
>>6208477I look like this and say that
This is soo beautiful what a great person!
>>6208501>This guy is hearing voices.
>>6208652"Thou shalt not judge thy people."This dude is a perfect human specimen created by an all powerful and loving God.
>>6208654This is one of the best clips I've seen posted soo far.
>>6208055Holy fuck lol and I thought the bleach was bad enough
>>6205356>zoomer doesn't know Michael Winslowsad
>>6206633sloppa happened
>>6205004>>6205913>>6206129this.or classical music.>more proofs
>>6208884Glad I could contriboot
>>6208884>>6209087Wrong webm, sorry
>>6208882wait, are you upset?
>>6205038cuh wildin
>>6208084>why was he filming a random hood?maybe he was acting a bit retarded before he started recording him duh
>>6204974lmao, the stupid ass gigles
>>6208127In my fagotryyYyyyy!
>>6209043none of those are the moonlight sonata
>>6209001Wait. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO IT IS HIM.
>>6209043It's hard to prove that an invisible force out there exists when we lack the scientific instruments to actually "prove" it exists along with the gatekeeping from secret societies who benefit from it being unproven. There is an invisible force out there even though it may sound absurd. I guess this information is irrelevant and won't change anything in your life but everything is energy and vibration. Positive goes with positive and negative goes with negative. Positive attracts other positive energies and negative attracts other negative energies. Just because you cannot "prove" it exists doesn't mean it can't or well does not. Before we could prove something invisible like bacteria exists most could not comprehend such a thing existing. Once a scientific instrument becomes available to prove these energies exist then well I will sound less like a schizophrenic idiot but username related I probably am I don't know. Who knows!TMDR: There exists high vibrational energy and low vibrational energy. High vibrational energy sources (EX: classical music) attracts other high vibrational energy. Vice versa with low vibrational energy.
>>6209090Eh it's somewhat related
>>6209131If you get upset you give power and that "kick" to whoever upsets you so the best solution is to literally not care and think they're dumb as fuck lmao.TMDR: If a clown pokes a lion and the lion reacts and goes crazy the clown is pleased. Lion don't react. Clown not happy.
>>6209210>Best song thingamajig combination that ever existed.Talk about a musical rollercoaster.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU&pp=ygUQbW9vbmxpZ2h0IHNvbmF0YQ%3D%3D
I wished he bodyslammed him but he got some good neck punches in.
>>6208112i remember mic spamming this 12 years ago
>>6209090Whoops I forgot to post this in response.
>>6205077relatively easy question kek
>>6207334lmao
>>6204973Ive done this before, but only for a second or less. It is SPOOKY and will get your adrenaline up. It is also incredibly goddamn stoopid. Everyone should do it once on those straight backroads.
>>6209239Are you 12?Mall ninja vibes lmao
>>6209716Dude is clearly psychotic.
>>6209982against white women
>>6209997iktf
>>6209716I'm judging this mfer by the content of his character real hard rn
>>6205024kek
>>6204983isn't this a comedy bit?
>>6205007this nigga got ultra instinct wtf
>>6210183No, she's just had an IQ typical of her people
>>6210709What was the thought process here?
>>6209716Diversity is our strength.
>>6209514I've done it while driving from a wendy's and I guess I was soo high I didn't notice my lights were off until the cops behind me put their lights on. I guess the streetlights helped but yeah I was wondering why it was soo dark lmao.
>>6209733
Mr. Rasin lives in "shitcago".
>>6204968Watermelon isnt bard, with enough pressure it probably works, never tried it
Phenomenal thread
>>6208471Is that vid from his grindr profile?
>>6206249A true classic
Great thread
>>6212094Thank you. I don't know how this thread is still alive you guy's are putting this on life support lmao.
>>6206253Is this from a JAV?
>>6206249>and just one day for no reason at all.
>>6204951me when learning math in elementary school where - + - = +or when-27 + -13 = 40FUCK SCHOOOOOL!FUCK ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT!
>>6204955haven't seen that clip in a long ass time, thx!
>>6210756Lmfao!
>>6204968thats fucking impossible
>>6204981looks like that cop is on some hallucinogenic drugs.
>>6204986pussy, he is sitting in comfort of his car, watching everything whats gonna happen and do absolutely nothing until its too late. fucking bitch!
>>6204990and he did it!based!
>>6204992dragon
>>6205032kek
>>6205040demon
>>6205063impressive
>>6205088forgot to take one ice cream
>>6212467Gangsters used to dress more stylish but then hip hop came and everyone suddenly started dressing like short basketball players
>>6205057Thats neat
>>6209716>arrested that many times Why the fuck do they keep letting him go
>>6208908am pretty sure the bleach is waaaay worse
>>6209716Relaxed
>>6208109That "prank" is gay as fuck and so are you
>>6212927>>6204981he's too tall to look into the car retards
>>6210822Excitement and the inability to control it due to socio economic pre frontal cortex issues.
>>6209514I used to do a version of this as a kid, walking along a footpath, I'd close my eyes and try to keep them closed for 10 steps.
>>6210804>her peoplemagicians?
>>6210852>tfw no BMW trikar
>>6206633Dude might have one of them metal plates in his skull.
>>6205693>Man, fuck these white pages and them curlies!
>>6206253>>6212409World's end dancehall ROCKETMAN remixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F26e2tsHLyQ
>>6212919Adding negative numbers should not give you a positive.
>>6212919You're misremembering the rule... That's only for multplication and division. For addition and subtraction it works how you think it would.
>>6204970Unc wt da giant newport
>>6212300Take your faggot saxophones and shove them
>>6206253>>6212409>>6215114I miss wowaka so much bros, it hurts
>>6205077Bro has been awake in the tricknology classes.
>>6212919and you're still getting it wrong lmao
new thread?
>>6204970God motherfucking damn he smoking big ass cigs
>>6205013If only he had that level of patience when it came to eating
>>6216231I just got a new job and I'm working full-time so I probably won't be able to create a new thread since I feel tired everyday after work. I might start one on the weekend if I can remember but if anyone wants to continue this awesome thread go for it. I don't care about credit but if you're down you can mention me in the new thread. Otherwise I'll try to create one on the weekend if I can.>Awesome thread.
>>6205686sauce on the first track?
>>6216803Ice Cube - The Nigga Ya Love To Hatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivT6KqI74jU
>>6209225I hate soad
>>6216898thanks
>>6205000lol firecracker. more like grenade
>>6209716Her balloon says "get back on your feet soon"
>>6208121lol
>>6205133Damn I don't usually like black chicks but that body fine.
>>6205000rollin thru tha hood equipped wit a stick of dynamite
>>6210183No. It's the brave new world. Ignorance is strength. Embarrassment is smug.
>>6205012No I ain't got no money, holup lemme fuck your shit up too boom boom boom shyea
>>6207769He stole thoseAlso 911 resources being wasted(((Racist))) tropes authentically confirmed on full display.
>>6205046When I went blind all I could see was white.Some medical thing, went blind in a parking lot for like 15m.
>>6205497Stogie in the stoneWaiting for a true king
>>6205688So many grabby old hags, I'd be drunk af too
>>6206670Kek
>>6212919>-27 + -13 = 40That's how some people seem to think their budget works.>If I'm 2700 in debt and buy a 1300 TV, then I have 4000 in the bank to spend!
>>6209233TLDR: Christ is Lord
This thread is fantastic btwMost I've been entertained all yearThanks
>>6209716one bullet could solve all that niggas problems
>>6216803Sounds like ice cube Mr. Zogbot
>>6218007>When someone believes there's inherent meaning to life talkign about "muh wasted resources" shut the fuck up and I hope you're a robot. You're literally the most retarded person in this thread it's an Engineer Thread not an idiot thread. There's threads for you like feet porn on adult gif go back over there LMAFOWOAOOO
>>6218431TLDR: There's a YouTube channel called Jew Rasin Jet Frazen for people like you. Stop wasting your time talking to bots on 4chins leave that up to me I WANT ALL THE BOTS TO MYSELF!!!!
>>6218011Are you actually retarded how the fuck can you type this shit get the fuck out of here LMAO
>>6218435You're welcome robot I will happily create another thread that isn't "ylyl" because robots figure that out and decide to post the most unfunny shit known to man like that one cybersecurity egghead who posted a cat video up here that wasn't even funny.
>>6218443What do you mean by that?? Talk to a fellow engineer instead of a nigger and see how that goes. Niggers will steal from you and whites that do the same are within that nigger category so talk to a fellow engineer (with glasses) and I guarantee that you won't want to "pop his ass with you grandpa's 38"
>>6204974We need the Bat Signal lit NOW! The Joker is on one of his terror sprees on the streets again!!
>>6212927>>6214550Buying a Ferrari is a power move. The cop musters a power move of his own to level the playing field.
black people are funny
IT support?https://www.theregister.com/tag/on%20call
>>6205003>so, what you are going to do?"okay, so i want to attack him with unarmed">alright, roll"shit, a near miss">okidoki, since his surprise penatly is gone, roll initiative"fuck, it's the same">what are you doing now?"fuck it, i attack again, rollin'">okay, seeing the determination in your eyes, he does the same*MC rolls a regular critical failure*NPC rolls a regular critical hit"FUCK THOSE DICE! alright, is he turning away?>yes"i'll take this little tree and use it as a weapon">roll for strenght to rip is out"HAHA, those dice are way better. alright, i'm gonna attack him from behind">roll for blunt weapons, and don't forget the improvised weapon penalty*rolls a critcal failure again>alright, let see what the critical failure table give us in this situation>okay, you manage to hit him, but both of you are grounded"FUCK! okay, i'll try to run away>roll for your sprint"HOLY FUCK! AGAIN?>yepp, critical failure. anyway, he comes after and woops yo ass yo>>6205007must be uganda
>>6210850me when I get touched by a gril
>>6207355If he's joking that's pretty fuckin funny
>>6208478American lobotomite namefag doesnt understand documented historyClassic
>>622040710+ skills, a college degree, 6+ years experience for a job that pays $27/hr is fucking retarded. Fuck school I'm never going through that again.
>>6220889Lol
>>6205017ty for posting and making me laugh
>>6209997Americans love acting like they dont have a severe mental health crisisMaybe if you put them in a hospital instead of prison they might not stay permanently insane
>ask bro for an engine swap>he does this >>6204986
>>6222177You're welcome robot fren
>>6204947This is the last thread I will be making because I'm trying to stop using "social media" even though 4chan is not really social media it counts but yeah here I am today as a final goodbye. If you see me around it will probably be because I got really bored and went back here. To all the real "people", bots, and cybersecurity eggheads who replied here...Save the world my final message.Goodbye.
>>6208500Too bad they'll have to settle for the designated neighbour donkey instead
