"ylyl" title just attracts bots and fail so i dunno what to call this thread really.just post funny stuff. pls?>you firsti'll try. here, have a bunch of jewish nonsense which still makes me laugh 20+ years later.
>>6205673Hey 4chin4chan robot can you tell me what movie the clip I replied too is from?
Get out of my thread robots. This is MY thread now!
>>62056731. It's not a bot that spams that stuff, it's just a VERY autistic individual.2. Acknowledging that shit is literally the only reason it gets posted. Literally all you would have to do is ignore it until it fucks off, but apparently that's beyond most people.
>>6205674God damn, watched that movie so many times when I was young
>>6205679i'm not a robot (as far as i know).the four clips i posted are from:>don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hoodmight convert/post more later when i get back from teh pub, got some more highlights left>>6205689*tommy wiseau voice* we'll see about that>>6205835>Literally all you would have to do is ignore it until it fucks offpattern recognition helps me to ignore/not participate in the shit threads>it's just a VERY autistic individualwouldn't surprise me. at this point it's like "bot, autist, what's the difference. both are fucking annoying">>6205863yeah man, i wuz 15 when i saw it in the 90's and still think it's great to this day. 'spose i haven't matured much. still got my old dvd i bought back then from a long dead store chain (mvc).
>>6205679
>>6205673This and scary movie 1 have to be the greatest comedies ever made.
>>6206372and add shaolin soccer + kung fu hustle to the list (both in their proper original cantonese versions with subs NOT the wierd modern chinese dubs that are around, the voices/intonations are all wrong).
>>6206555>shaolin soccer>kung fu hustleI'll give them a try. If these suck, I'll call up the CCP and tell them you've been hanging around anonymous hackers named 4chan. Also, I'll mention all the memes of Winnie the Pooh you've been posting.
>>6206612Damn. Women are ready to go far for some instagram clout.
>>6206368Scaring white slags at night is pretty based, actually.
>>6206626True. Only a foid would ever do something as heinous as change someone's wallpaper to Herobrine and trick them into believing they got hacked.Perfectly reasonable reaction from the lad. He was tough. I would shit myself literally.
>>6206757It's over. He found the thread. Everybody evacuate!
>>6206757genius
>>6206570>If these suckno you're in for a treat. the two films were made by guys from hong kong back when it was still British and i ain't chink.
>>6205868fucking lost
>>6205673originally YLYL threads rules were that if you laughed you lost, and had to post something funny. now it's idiots posting shit that might be funny to some grade school retard.
>>6206081
>>6206757You saved my life
>>6205871Why the fuck is this video mirrored?Here's the fixed video clip:
>>6205868Did I just hear Nestle's Crunch?
>>6206081I don't get it. Is the second girl implying that developing a hobby for trains will solve your depression problems and make you happy or that committing suicide by jumping into a moving train will act as an anti-depressant because you will die and no longer feel depressed?
>>6207099lost
>>6208437>Is the second girl implying that developing a hobby for trains will solve your depression problems and make you happyyes. yes she is.everyone loves trains for many reasons, a big reason being they are the jeets natural predator and seeing those train vs jeet videos is better than any anti-depressant ever created.
>>6208482fuck off
>>6205673pretty sure is not bots, just paid or dedicated retards, also you fucked up the second you added "ylyl"
>>6208534>t. angry homeless kid who never got fed
>>6208825He was joking. Bro is very smart and sometimes reads. #FreeTopG
>>6208838He’s a retard. He will wish his brain was slow when he sees the hatman after a week.>my brain is too fast I need all the things you fellow 13 year olds want>pls help me escape jail after I acted like a 13 year old
>>6206757>>6206968>>6206969>>6206970>>6207099>>6208283kek>>6208621i dont get this one>>6208668this one doesnt work
>>6209051Man i dont know where to sit on this tate guy. He seems like a silly engagement bait farmer but his detractors are actually mentally retarded
if only the mods can do something about the resident autists in these threads please, can't have shit in this world
>>6208103that one fundamental change took me to the place
Here's a rare one. Consider yourselves blessed.
>>6210304all of these vids and edits with this literal who are unfunny and stupid, you are just filling the thread with garbage
>>6206727
>>6210358Thanks for your funny contribution.
>>6210304kys
>>6210304
>>6210304captivating.
>>6210428
>>6210304Kek, never seen this one before. Is it new?
>>6210304lol, why did this one make everyone upset?
>>6210602slight jumpscare warning to my fellow pussies
>>6210606
>>6205930kill yourself
>>6210610Holy kek I thought this was a parody
>>6210376Found the bongnigger. Careful to not get arrested for posting on 4chinz :-)
>>6205673lost
>>6205930absolute peak lmfao>>6210614wdym this is amazing haha
>>6208029not loading for me
>>6210714please be bait
>>6210688
>>6209382Well-meaning retards see the hold he has over angry young teenage retards (male) and get justifiably concerned. It's retards all around.
>>6207659>>6207662>>6207664Based boomer
>>6210610kek, source?
indiana joe
>>62104059/11 would have been a lot more cool if this was it
>>6211260Don't joke about 8/11. Many died.
>>6208029mobile users aren't gonna get this one
>>6205930twenty years ago we called this alternative art, and damn bippy it's good to see it again
>>6210304lost
>>6211167migger delusions will never not be funny
>>6206727Yep, it's exactly what they wanted. Crave even.
>>6211975lost
>>6208030proving once again, idiots don't know what species barriers are
>>6212315Was that tabifit?
>>6210426>running in sandlesWhat a faggot
>>6212120Everyone has a unique grieving process, you ass.
>>6210682>>6211166https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13223570
>>6206311Based lmaoI hate when I'm walking minding my own business and these bitches accelerate their stride or cross the street. Actually makes me want to punch them
>>6213289wtf
>>6213291Baldies are always funny and should be mocked on sight
>>6211976Why? Explain why that was funny or I will think you're just retarded.
>>6213294I was talking about you. You lost the game without even realizing what we were playing. Checkmate.
>>6211976I'm not the anon who posted that webm
>>6213289Ironically passes for a black "woman" if that's a troon.
>>6213785There are extremely ugly bitches in all races, unfortunately.
>>6213785Pretty sure it's just a regular female nog that doesn't have hair
>>6205673
>>6213289Literally monkey noises.
>>6213292Little Timmy here thinks that his balding days are far into the future. Little does he know that they're closer than he expects.
>>6214285Black. My dad is 75 and has a full head of hair. Project some more, cracker.
>>6214286Yeah, my dad has his hair too. Your lack of understanding of genetics is apparent.
>>6214288I understand genetics alright. My dad has a big dick and I have a small one.
>>6213291Bullies are a universal thing.
>>6213364Kino.
>>6205870Why do Americans have surveillance cameras recording inside their houses? I've seen videos like this so often.
>>6206311You could still get charged with intimidation for doing that though, they could say they feared for their life, etc. Don't think "it's just a prank, bro" would work as an excuse.
>>6213379Fuck you. I just lost the game.
>>6206311In the US this would've been a quick way to get pepper sprayed or shot.
>>6208825>I can't sit down and focusTate last read when he was a little child. That's why his example includes pirates.
>>6210735>Beck - ColorsThank you anon. I've been looking for the sauce.
>>6212654It's like observing animals.
seared bite
>>6215860that didn't make me laugh it jsut made me hnnnggg
>>6216009did it make you cum or cringe
>>6216014>looks her up>finds out she's 21>sighs in hrelief that i can be honestthe former
>>6215860girls like this really don't live in the same world we donot even the same universe.the fact she drops the line 'put this on your dating profiles'as if every women on there hasn't set up a north korean bunker worth of filters, checkpoints and armed guards.and then every other 'girl' on there is some slave fuck in UAE trying to catfish you with ever convincing AI models.
>>6216018reddit post
>>6216092your post sounds unrelated to the girl and is more about sharing some of your experiences or whatever
>>6210610He's only half black
>>6216105but have you considered that the impossible whopper has more of a seared bite than the actual whopper
>>6211669Lmfao which one of you guys in dresses took the copypasta about yourselves and made it about Russia? The zionist west must be superior or something, weird considering, but when in clown world.
one of my favorites
>>6216114>and is more about sharing some of your experiences or whateveryou're welcome to search for posts of people recounting the experiences of completely unrelated peoplegood luck
>>6215976>FIGHT ME LENIN, FARTY NAURTY SHARTYWhat did Sean Paul mean by this?
>>6208887That is rubbing alcohol and lethal at a high doseHe ded
>>6218186How much is a high dose? Can you have, like, a shot and still live?
>>6218193It depends on the percentage of the rubbing alcohol But even a shot is a high dose because there are different chemicals in rubbing alcohol that are deadlyHe drank an entire bottleHe ded frfr
hahahha oh my god
>>6206311Very good way to get yourself shot lmao
>>6214964retarded goycattle need to be surveyed to make sure they're consuming properly and staying away from wrongthink
>>6213290They wouldn't do that in Africa, jsyk.
>>6216544painfully unfunny
>>6213170Yeah, everyone does when their husband built an empire of grift. Good thing she's squandering it away and more and more people are leaving that grift behind by each day.
>>6210406>When you escape the Chinese Meat Packing Plant
>>6218422>when you go out for some rapey time but you end up brrrrlll uuurrg blood pumping out of your mouth and you're like wtf this isn't what i wanted to do tonightglad i'm not in a dark place like that
>>6219227>griftFound the zionist.
>>6212566>implying that the concept of 'species barriers' somehow completely invalidates the underlying point of the webm
>>6219590She said quote>native speciesyou cock gobbling retarded faggot
>>6219603And the underlying point of the webm is that what is being stated is analogous to the fight against invading foreign peoples in order to maintain demographic/ethnic continuity. So, why don't you just fuck off with your stupid faggotry.>b-but muh barriers
>>6219546the dude became a deca millionaire with mansions in Scottsdale, AZ off shilling political products. Obviously a grift
>>6216706poor roach :(
>>6221685turks should not be tolerated outside of their homeland.
>>6214282It's going to be tough run on the lad taking a thousand dicks up his ass if he wants to look like 2pac.
>>6205673>"ylyl" title just attracts bots and fail so i dunno what to call this thread really.>just post funny stuff. pls?Looks like you were wrong. This thread is still full of the same old bots and spam.We need to disguise the thread and title even more.
>>6223138Way too many buzzwords in the OP. He's got lose and laugh, and I assume the bots have no issue with reading the comment field, where he's also got ylyl, funny- oh! Yeah, of course "jewish nonsense" would attract the bot army. Then again, even if you had no apparent keyword, I'm sure the bots' human handlers occasionally step in and manually send them to threads.
>>6205673the OG scene which was parodiedhttps://youtu.be/mAHU7z3fhOQ?t=57
>>6224549>the OG scene which was parodied>https://youtu.be/mAHU7z3fhOQ?t=57 [Embed]lmaoop here, despite being an old man i have never seen boyz n the hood, i'm well aware that don't be a menace was a parody of those types of films but now i fully understand why the main character is called ashtray and that scene where he comes in swinging at the air and knocking out dashikis kidsahahaha
>>6206311Excellent way to find out how buckshot feels at close range>>6206727>Yes I am a swarthy, dark, ugly and short, how can you tell?
>>6208029Very clever
>>6210406>When you really don't want to be dim sum shovel dog
>>6221994LMAO
>>6210426What a fucking chad lmao
>>6213289women hate women more than any man ever could
>>6218405impressive
>>6206311this website is full of children now lmao. i mean its been chudded out for ages but before this wouldnt have gotten 12 year olds clapping for him attacking a cooties bearer
>>6205868Did she died?
>>6218422did she have it in an awkward position or are guns really that hard to pull it outAlso, would it have been a crime to walk away for her? He probably wouldn't receive real legal consequence in any case, let him at least brush with death for that shit>>6219473lole
>>6212722fuck i lol'd at the hammer motion at the end
>>6213785it's literally just a standard proto-bullying/hazing ritual, most people online love that shit though it's not commonly noticed.she's not a tranny, it's just humiliating to label her as such. "trans woman" has quite humorously been turned into the premium low status ugly woman insult because of this shit
Longshot, but does anyone have the ytp karate teacher going ape on a midwest mom?
>>6209547kino
>>6224949Nope, I don't. Sorry.
>>6216706
>>6209407This is sad because the homeless guy watches me walk out with a bag of shopping with an "oh i see your eating good" face when i actually only have 2 bucks per day to spend on food and it's the cheapest shit like ramen noodles, rice etc. Mf probably eats better than i do
>>6225561Hope the pool's ok
>>6225561ouchnot funny >>6225781you're not ok
π in the 'dia
>>6205673Dogshit thread. Skip this one.
>>6225561ouchfunny
>>6225561LOST!But on a serious note, is the water okay?
>>6216706Aw, he got tired of playing.
>>6224904funny, but dumb. your finger is off the trigger and you're not gonna fire the shell by just loading it.>>6225226>being this triggeredlmao I fucking called it
>>6226352brown nigger (:
>>6206311Always impressive to me how they seem to only do this to defenseless women half their size. Cowards.
>>6225561yaytoo funny>>6225781you're an ok guy
>>6208825
>>6224923It was most likely a concealed carry holster which attaches to the inside of your pants. It's usually not a huge deal to pull it out quickly because at belt level it creates an easy opening to reach in and grab. I think what we're seeing here is a gun being held snugly between a fat ass and tight jeans.
>>6208030This dude is the epitome of a midwit
>>6225781>>6225938Idk, man. At that height, getting hit by a black man is like getting hit by concrete.
>>6226471Your words have no power here, bongjeet.
>>6215663>like
>>6218405genuinely hilarious
>>6224964-sigh- at least that one is shitting on the side of the road and not in the street itself. That's progress, I guess.
>>6205868Oh no, lol
>>6205676Just post the whole fucking movie OP
>>6224913anon you're either projecting or retarded or both, replies were saying he's lucky he's in bongistan because in God's Own Country he'd be dead for doing that, not supporting him. but you display the reading comprehension expected of one dumb enough to think chudded out is a bad thing
>>6229434in shitty low res clips that would hit the image limit before the thread could be complete?lol no, that's dumb. i was just posting some highlights.i didn't even have to rip my original dvd, it's quicker to torrent and obviously much better quality to enjoy than a series of tiny limited 6mb webms.so do yourself a favour and buy/torrent a copy if you want the whole thing.
>>6229438>replies were saying he's lucky he's in bongistan because in God's Own Country he'd be dead for doing thati'd argue that the British Isles are the Lords country and, as al murray says re: earthquakes, God doesn't shit on his own doorstep.buuut we're flooded with filthy rapejeets so maybe Jove has actually decided he hates the UK and has moved.so, uh, carry on
>>6229434>>6229483ah but here, have another. i'm feeling generous.shit bitrate but what you gon do wit 6mb limits?so that should highlight why i'm not clipping up the whole feature-length thing and posting it, it would be a lot of work, i'm not a janny, i don't work for free
>>6221703turns should not be tolerated inside of their homeland.
>>6209413>the resident autists in these threadsWhere do you think you are?
>>6205675>>6205674Movie?
>>6229837Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
>>6229837read nigger READ:>>6205885
>>6211263just like that tragedy
>>6227349so that's where those sewerslvt samples come from
>>6230210lol
>>6229756they barely wear dresses anymore. just leggings so tight you can see their roast beef
>>6229756wtaf is wrong with her face? why the fuck is it so SHINEY?
>>6230348>leggings so tight you can see their roast beefon one hand as a red-blooded (yet impotent old) male i can't help looking at the barmaids who do this and think "godDAMN i wish my boner still worked" but on the other it's very sad because:1. it's nice to dress decently and leave something to the imagination instead of having your (gorgeous) arse on show for the world to seeandb) no wonder the turd world barbarians are salivating over/gang-raping our scantily clad fuckmeat, they don't get to see this level of IRL porn in their retarded shitholes
>>6218405Faggot.
>>6215976Does this faggot genuinely think he's funny?
>>6224904I am not a gunfag but for some strange reason i love level action rifels (ik its a shotgun)In vidya, if there is a choice i always use them, and revolvers.
>>6230210lost. Damn
>>6225781Funny!
>>6218846But enough about you
>>6231885
>>6226352Trigger doesn't even matter, the action is as far open as it can be (which is also holding the hammer back making it impossible drop), there quite literally no possible way whatsoever for that gun to go off like that.
>>6231863You should play Hunt: Showdown.
>>6224904>>6226352there is nothing in the chamber and the chamber open when it is pointing at you
>>6205910Me after canceling project blue beam.
I'm canceling all of them. All except for the super hot one, if you know what I mean. I really like that one. You don't understand. Its not a bad thing at all. Its nature.
>>6210608I would suck this dude's dick
Those losers up there fucked with my synchronicity.
>>6231863Lever
>>6205868Gnarly.
>>6231727No he genuinely thinks he makes moneyy
>>6225545LMAO
>>6205868Lost.
>>6205691I lose every time kek>>6205863Oh look, a faggot.
>>6219227Imagine being this big of a faggot cuck.
I win
>>6206081There is a fast acting antidepressant though, it’s called cocaine.
>>6233568you lost the hardest just by existing
>>6224662>Excellent way to find out how buckshot feels at close rangeJesus christ can you make it any less obvious you are a fat autistic faggot?Holy larpGonna pull your shotgun out your axewound or where are u storing that as a "woman" walking down the street
>>6230142I too remember being cringe (4 years ago)
>>6224904>>6232312Any actual gun owners here? Would you do that irl?I always heard that you're never supposed to point the barrel someone you don't wanna shoot under any circumstances, but maybe real gunfags in burgerland are a bit more lax.
>>6233857That's one of those libtard rules. The gun's gotta be pointed SOMEWHERE at all times. Just don't fire like a retard and you'll be fine.
>>6233857I don't fuck around with em. To me, it's a tool, not a toy. I've got other things to be stupid with that aren't remote hole punches.
>>6233547kek
>>6234005LOL. Poor little guy must've been starving... or just that damn greedy... Christ, is that really enough food for all those cats? I knew my dad would always overfeed ours (one straight up died from diabetes), but I guess I didn't fully appreciate just how much.
>>6224904I want to buy a sawn-off lever-action nerf gun just so I can reload it like that
>>6233857Gun owner, that shit gives me goosebumps cos you never fucking point a gun at anyone, that's like staring at death for me at this point. I am competitive shooter btw. And yeah you are right about only pointing at someone uou are going to shoot because that trains your brain to never hesitate, and if you need to shoot someone to defend yourself you don't need those hesitations
>>6234536You sissy.
