The other thread reach the bump limit:>>6203517
New flamin hot cheeto crumbl cookie!
Anyone got the one of some UK broad cooking sausages and chips and beans? She's wearing a teal top and sweatpants - dark hair. I think it was a tik tok video.
>>6213221how can i clean my macbook?
>>6213226how can he eat all of that...
>>6213215>future husband>shakes ass on internetPick one
>>6213283Not a single one of them ever actually eats any of the food, they edit them spitting the food out instead of swallowing. [spoiler]like what your mom should have done with you[/spoiler]
>>6213282coffee filter
>>6213225why do you americans talk like this"this one got no heat to it"how common are these mixbreed niggenglish troglodytes who talk like this?
>>6213282>>6213221Imagine hiring a cleaner and all he does is a presentation on how to not get things dorty but leaves your laptop dirty..
>>6213378They are not Americans. They are descendants of foreign invaders.
>>6213410I see what you did there
>>6213434Did you? Europeans bought America fair and square from the natives, so they are not invaders. Almost everyone else since is.
>>6213215buttcheek sex
>>6213221Or just not eat like a pig
>>6213317>[spoiler]like what your mom should have done with you[/spoiler]this part of your post was so strange and unnecessaryhow come you wrote that? it feels like you're either on the spectrum, or some kind of bot spitting out nonsense randomlyi don't understand
>>6213222>>6213225>>6213226Why are they so dead inside?
>>6213514They're freaks. Those are essentially freakshows.
>>6213235I don't have it but I know the one. You're not crazy.
>>6213498>it feels like you're either on the spectrumnta but holy pot calling the kettle black.are you 12 or something, you never heard that ancient joke he wrote before?in his post it's a segue from talking about spitting food out to an old "your mum" joke and it's perfectly cromulent and funny.that's like (you) asking someone who joked "that's what she said" and (you) going "what? what did she say?"christ can we just deport all these foreign retards from every single western country already, they're so fucking stupid it's unreal
>>6213592no, i've never heard of thati'm from /a/
>>6213530yes and instead of it being geeks biting off live chicken heads (the original meaning of geek - it came from freakshows in murrica) they're biting into fried chicken*revolting crunching noise*slurp*revolting crunching noise**revolting crunching noise*it's basically the same thing for the modern era
>>6213215Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".Prove. Me. Wrong.
>>6213221>>6213222>>6213225>>6213226i wish for very bad things to happen to these people
>>6213597i have taken a screenshot of this post and saved it to a .txt file as well.this is so, SO true and very well put.good job anon, you've put into words the rage many of us feel about these faggots infesting EVERYTHING.fuck... coomers are the new furries, it makes so much sense and you described it all so well
>>6213599Look at their faces. They aren't happy people.
>>6213215Way too much effort. Just put meat, veg and fries on a plate and cook it properly and I'm good
>>6213222>>6213225>>6213226Swallow you fucking whores
>>6213222>>6213602you can literally see the self disgust in this guys eyes lol
>>6213607kek
>>6213437lol
>>6213609JESUS CHRIST, YOU GOT ENOUGH TOPPINGS THERE, DUDE!? There's so little dog or bun there, it should be illegal to call it a hot dog. It's a condiment loaf. Someone needs to nuke Brazil already.
>>6213215slut
>>6213597
>>6213599
>>6213216slut
>>6213597>All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY!how? look at who? there are no user accounts here.
>>6213625>>6213629coom brained idiot detected
>>6213634nope. you just are insane.
>>6213625>>6213629>>6213633>>6213636its a copy paste you absolute moronic newcoomers
Not sure how you guys can watch these videos. It's disgusting hearing them chew like animals
>>6213609Disgusting
>>6213651Threads like this are not made for entertainment,they are made to upset you and radicalize you into committing heinous acts.Don't belive me? Check this out
>>6213616Who is Haus Daly?
>>6213597It's okay to admit you have low libido and sex drive, in fact it may be an early indicator of vascular problems. Get your levels checked
>>6213235>>6213535
>>6213806>foidslop in the wildHoly shit, it hurts to watch that.
>>6213216absolute world ending perfection
>>6213215Is this a stealth coomer thread?
>>6213215Name?
>>6213687How the fuck is this guy still alive?How the fuck is this guy not bankrupt?
>>6213824All that for one bites worth of food
>>6213820She looks like she could be one of Rachel Aldana's daughters.
>>6213597Shut up, faggot.>>6213651Hello, fellow misophoniac.>>6213687He looks like he hates eating.>>6213806This makes me hate eating.>>6213820I could be her Deano.
>>6213820What is she doing with those wieners before she plates them?
>>6213853Norf slags gonna slag, innit right?>>6213845That's mastery and those few bites are some of the most amazing you'd ever experience.>>6213856Who cares, just imagine the brraaappps after that full can of beans. >>6213855>I could be her DeanoYou might have to fight off some of these other Anons to claim that right.
>>6213615I hate how the term 'mukbang' has been completely ruined at this point.When it first started out in South Korea it was literally just people eating normal amounts of food so that lonely folks could share a meal with someone while sitting in front of their computer at home.Then Americans got hold of the concept and turned it into shitty fetish material/rage bait where people eat way too much in one sitting in the most disgusting ways possible.And I hate that fans of the latter say shit like "It's ASMR!". No, it fucking isn't, you don't know what ASMR is - you just like listening to gross shit because you're an actual retard or a flat-out weirdo pervert.
>>6213964i'm in love with gabby
>>6213985Not gonna necessarily disagree with the rest of that, but it literally triggers ASMR for some people.
>>6213985Calm down sperg, and that users channel ishttps://www.tiktok.com/@mrlee.asmr/video/7673361645611076882He’s Chinese, and they often copy things. But he’s not even trying to rage bait and watching you have a meltdown over it is hilarious! You’re such a FRAGILE pathetic piece of shit, lol lmao! Get off the internet, you lonely fool.
>>6213378As an Army servicemember, let me tell you: fucking everywhere. Just absolutely everywhere. Never-ending droves as far as the eye can see. Be fearful. They are all very similar to this and I'm not hyperbolizing.
>>6214060Yes, but that asian >>6213225person speaking in slang is quite endearing.Let’s hear it from you, bozo.https://vocaroo.com/
>>6213964Huh. Haven’t seen this one yet.
>>6214063oh no, mark your calendar little guy, this is historic!
>>6213806Every individual ingredient looks so nasty
>>6213820who is this big batty peng ting?
>>6213225These kinds of videos make me not want a car while questioning the people given the privilege to own one
>>6213839>How the fuck is this guy still alive?He's probably not actually eating any of that. Why would he? The content is the same whether he does or doesn't.>How the fuck is this guy not bankrupt?If you told me this degenerate retard makes seven figures from these videos, I wouldn't even raise an eyebrow. Attention = money in our retarded society.
>>6213856she's wiping the excess oil on some paper towels
>>6214091Definitely not an expert or anything (man, that is a HIGH bar), but I've dabbled in sushi-making. Let's assess the damage:>That's the wrong kind of rice.>She didn't add any rice vinegar to the rice, which is actually where the name of the dish comes from.>Cooling the rice for a minute or two is not nearly enough. Most sushi (not all, sushi is pretty diverse) should be served below room temperature.>The presentation is awful. If you went to Asia and served that, they might not say it, but they'd be insulted.>Probably committed a billion faux pas that would make native Asians want to rip her throat out.I know this is supposed to be BUDGET sushi and she's probably not intending to serve it to anyone else, but damn, girl...
>>6213892I'd be more than happy to take those slags off your hands.
>>6213609An insult to pretty much every single component of it, about all you can say for it is that unlike indian food, it at least looks like it was prepared in a clean area
>>6213597>I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness?this is where this pasta falls apart.the conversation was never about randomness.>>6213801you think in reverse.those of us that are actually hypersexual don't need the visual to be ready to fuck.only a low libido and sex drive person would need the imagery.
>>6213687>Threads like this are not made for entertainment,they are made to upset you and radicalize you into committing heinous actsit's just food and cooking, anon.it is pure entertainment.
>>6213599>i wish for very bad things to happen to these peoplewhy?why would you be bothered by any of it?do you suffer from faggotry, anon?do you need a jacket that forces you to hug yourself so you can feel something other than like a retarded niggerfaggot?
>>6213225Watching a sweaty, red-faced little chink twink moan and gasp is making me feel things not related to fast food
>>6213959>oh my god my culture just LOVES food>we're so much better than whites!>don't offend Tia because she will SLAP you>in my culture, we like to get together with FAMILY and eat FOOD, unlike whites
>>6213959STFU NAMI!
>>6213608>american pastaOnly a brit would write out that he's american, instead of just accepting that he phrenologically looks like every other brit you see in las palmas
>>6213959tranny is jewish kek
>>6213828If I get a cute GF will she seriously cook for me in her underwear and get spanked by me when she fucks up?
>>6213378>Sanjeet upset about accents
>>6213959Cass is hot
>>6214474For maybe two-three weeks then never again
>>6213820Holy fucking legend. I'm in love (with her... and you).t. >>6213235
>>6213820Don't hunt her down, lads.This video was taken probably just at the beginning of her ruination.Just live with this video and be happy with it.Ignorance is bliss, as they say.
>>6214483The dog she ate last dinner was also hot.
>>6214594No problem, always help other Anons.>>6214601>don't hunt her down, ladsThis. You know that phat arse was about to double in size.
>>6214631That looks pretty good.
>>6213806literally worst than gas station sushi
>>6214601.. what happened, black child?
>>6213820>whole tin of beans Imagine the smell
>>6214672>literally worst thanCalm down, esl ape, don't have aneurysm over it, you dumb bastard.
>>6214679I've tried the ice cream version, but this one is intriguing.
>>6213959I would have sex with any of the women.
>>6213597You're right, and I've noticed it for nearly 2 decades now, beginning with shameless fat retards who would go to LANs with porn wallpapers. These people are mentally diseased. If you want to jack off, go jack off, and when you come back, do something else instead of just blending it all together, low IQ low impulse control spastics.
>>6213216Who is this?
>>6214482>Mimicking the speech impediments of homo erectus is an accent
>>6214795Zuri Bella Rose
>>6213215gona be hard finding a husband while being a fucking hambeast...
>>6213215>>6213216>>6213820What diets are these women on?
>>6214674Just walled.And got a bit fat.Some dudes might be into that though.
>>6213378It's because zoomers grew up with the brown flooded internet and niggerese.
>>6214652It's simple, authentic and really healthy.>>6214678And they call us Amerisharts, imagine.Here's some fancier stuff.
>>6213222Haagen Dasz is one of the cheapest ice cream brands in existence that you've still heard about so hearing anyone describe their flavor or consistency as 'rich' is...pretty rich.
>>6214900Certainly not salads
>>6213449I tried that with my gf once and it was alright, but not that great. Feels way better to just put your dick where it belongs (in her vagina)
>>6214900Steady diet of hospital food after all of their surgeries.
>>6215249Man I can feel my tummy rumble from all over here! I hate diarrhea
>>6215274Why does cheap equal bad in your view? Maybe they just have really smart people and very benevolent shareholders
>>6213609>uma deliciosakek
>>6215167What's the point, it tastes the same
>>6213985I think 'mukbang' as a loan word just connotes gluttony, not only evoking 'gangbang' but 'muck' too.
>>6214686Shit, I'd try it. I'd imagine it'd be bony and gamey as fuck though. But, I am all for finding ways to cull invasive Pythons
>>6215741If it's anything like gator, it tastes somewhere between chicken and shrimp...
>>6215622It's not rich.It's made with skim milk and vanilla extract.
>>6213215I had a wife that cooked and I hated it. The food was delicious, but she lived by the ideal that I had to clean the kitchen if she cooked. Fair enough, okay. But it took like 30 fucking minutes to clean up after her. I would have rather just eaten a bowl of peanuts than a fancy dinner with 30 minutes of labor attached to it. The cooking is the fun and easy part, relative to the cleaning. I'll just grab some fast food on the way home. Thanks.
>>6215785>I had a wifeDid you kill her?
>>6215809My lawyer says I don't have to answer questions like that.
>>6213378In regards to language the easiest way to say something usually is what prevails. It's why we hear kids saying ahh- not because it's slang or cool but because it's the easy alternative to pronouncing S. Linguistic drift is actually pretty interesting.
>>6214001gaby is jewish, do not be fooled by her choice of potluck dishI am also reliably informed that terrifying abominable crossbreeds now exist within the depths of the five boroughs which are crossbreeds between the yids and dominicansyou can never be safe or be sure when the genestealers are on the prowl
>>6214482go poo in the loo jew boy
Bump
>>6213215But she’s working right there
>>6213268Foockin love this man
>>6214474No
Everyone here right now
>>6213225>>6213222I'm disturbed that this is being done in a car. If there's even a water bottle left in the floorboards I feel like an asshole.
>>6213227Wes Anderson?
>>6215750I wonder if dinosaur would taste more like birds or more like land reptiles.Seems most land reptiles are a mix of chicken/fish in taste and consistency.Weirdly enough swordfish can be cooked and shredded and almost have the same exact consistency as shredded beef depending on the seasoning.
>>6213616Relieved but also disappointed he did not put ranch on the cookie.
>>6216532>floorboardsyou mean footwells
>>6213959>Cass: chingchongchingchongFucking lost
>>6214686I'm still...in a dream...
>>6213964Graham looks like he's being held at gunpoint
>>6216383>bismillahMy favourite swedish food influencer!
>>6213216her face is very fish-like
>>6215167>I like my mushrooms how I like my Maximilian plate
>>6217469Notice how he calls them crispy, not "good"
>>6217606This Anon gets it.
>>6214900>What diets are these women on?BRAP diet (beans, rice and penis)
>>6217799I’ve had steamed clams before, and they’re okay.
>>6213629Daddy, chill.
>>6213619The pain in his eyes...>>6213255underrated>>6213634Would devour like a madman. Yes I'm weird.>>6217469>crispyyeah that doesn't require cooking>>6217784>>6217781That's just wrong.
>>6217832I believe that is a fine smoked bison hoof, if my eyes don't deceive me.
>>6216386>>6216388This style of editing reminds me of white collar office work, in the way that the frenetic energy is in service of appearance, not function. I really don't prefer it.
hey uh, maybe for once can we get some ACTUAL FUCKING FOOD and some ACTUAL FUCKING COOKING instead of FUCKING GOYSLOP
>>6217832I thought we were having steamed hams
>>6218303
>>6218408Tanya actually bought the cow dung, I didn't think you could get that abroad
>>6214685Literal pig
>>6218445proto uncle roger
>>6217580Just makes me mad that modern women are so fucking useless that you have to be a fucking faggot to get the goddamn home service you deserve.
>>6218408The indian guys are gayAll the women are total bitches wearing an inch of makeupThe asian guy fucks all the women
>>6218408tfw no harem of jeeta escorts
>>6213592nta, but this actually is pretty weirdwhy should his mom spit him out? how would she have fit that anon into her mouth?this can only be related to the semen that would eventually conceive that anon, but this doesn't make sense either since whether the mom swallows that semen or spits it out, it doesn't lead to that anon being born either way. i think this was supposed to be a 'your mom should've gotten an abortion' kinda insult, but it ended up being a complete brainfart, with a good chance of the op being esl, brown and/or profoundly retarded. as are you for defending said profound mental retardation.
>>6218732>as are you for defending said profound mental retardation.yes - hands up, head hung in shame - in hindsight and after re-reading, he actually fucked up the joke.it should be "your mum should've swallowed" - the implication being the knob didn't get to cum in the cunt so (you) would never have been born.i was just in a rush to insult someone on the intartubes because that is what it's for.anyway, i'm going to go back to practicing trying to lick my own elbow, clapping at the clouds and laughing at ylyl threads
>>6218732Anon, you're autistic. If you read into it this obsessively, yeah, it doesn't really make sense, but if taken at face value like a NORMAL PERSON, you oughta be laughing.
>>6213216I understand why my ancestors colonized Africa now.
>>6218764it takes a lot to actually come back and admit you're wrong on an anonymous forum, you're a good soulhave a blessed day>>6218767you, on the other hand...
>>6218773They did not nor do they currently have native African girls that thicc. Niggas are starving over there. It's good ol' AMERICA what gave her that body. If she went to Africa, they'd probably eat her purely out of desperation.>>6218775Why would I admit I'm wrong? If we ever talk to each other after this thread, we'll both have no idea that the other is the same person. I could concede right now or double down and it would make no difference.
>>6217751>makes drink just like how they season food>literally everything and too much I'm convinced about the theory of them having underdeveloped or burnt taste buds
>>6218781>why would Ihence my appreciation for the other anon.did you know that traditionally, trust and accountability are far more valued in european societies, founded in christianity, while in indian and other asian societies one-upmanship and slyness are the preferred virtues?food for thought
>>6218803Trust, accountability, Christcuckery and Europeanness get you Jewed. I'd rather live in Japan, but hey, you do you, bro.
>>6218806which is exactly why jews are doing so well in western society! slyness and nepotism are a scary combinationand yeah, i agree - you and similar minded people should leave and never come back. it's a shame you'd never go through with it.
>>6218808Fuck you, this is my home.
>>6218886>>6218888>>6218892This guy is cool.
>>6217580i would go gay to eat like that daily
>>6213225>big monkey bite>jutting lipsMan, evolution really does express itself in funny waysThey really do look like the monkeys that live in the area
>>6214449Brit or Down syndromeCan YOU tell the differenceGuess correctly and you move onto the bonus roundMonkey or NegroidBut first, a commercial from our sponsor
>>6219198Non-white slop is the same everywhere>>6218859Beetus speedrun
>>6219198Maybe my autistic ass is missing the joke, but I would straight up punch the guy if he gave me that shit when I had ordered ramen. If I had wanted peppers, I'd have ordered peppers.
>>6219294Yes, you are in fact incredibly autistic and you are in fact completely missing the joke
>>6219360OK, thanks.
>>6219360I'm putting on my context hatExplain yourself, nigger
