New thread, last one reached it's limitprevious thread>>6213402--------------------Funnies, sparkles, gags, jokes and so on.No posting fligu, flarts , sharts darts or any other farts. No Seared bite.These are the rules..You get that ?Try post something you made OC or something new-ish.Let's have some fun.
>>6216944cool workout. kek
>>6216948that is such a third world-coded platitude too
ok let me do few for the new one.
>>6216958There is a bear cum for those who don't get it.lmao
>>6216948I love this man's laugh.He laughs in violent short bursts and than out of nowhere villain ha ha ha ha with vocal fry at the end fucking kek
>>6216969HAHAHA BUTT
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>>6216955Sauce?
>>6217076Sauce
>>6217028It's only a sign of god when it's in line with my values.
>>6217101Fuck is this AI slop?
>>6217180Now read the old testament with that idea in mind. And remember, jews know witchcraft
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>>6216941Hello, anon, I've been enjoying your threads. However, "it's" actually does not denote possession, but rather a contraction of "it is". I.e., (...) last one reached it is limit", which is, of course, erroneous. "Its" would denote possession, and is a rare example of an exception to the rule.
>>6217080I wish their streams were that funny
>>6217180Found the offended faggot.
>>6217153Spaced (1999)
>>6216965Them beans
>>6217071You could bite one
>>6217160Didn't see this particular animation in there, but the style is unmistakeable.https://moonshineanimations.newgrounds.com/movies
>>6217049Cool, that's a 10. *smack *smack *smack *smack
>>6217071>>6217270They are heavy, it would be extremely painful.
>>6217265Congratulation anon you have them beans.
>>6217028They already know how to rapes kids
>>6217029any chance you know what this is from? fucking hilarious
>>6217348any chance you know what this is from? fucking hilarious
>>6217447The Gunfighter | A Short Film by Eric Kissack (narrated by Nick Offerman)
>>6217198Which jews? I am jew and I have no awareness of this latent capability. Share with me.
>>6217234Thanks man, you are correct in pointing this error out. I am not the same OP as the previous one.
>>6217024Happy accidents of life
Still haven't lost
>>6217049>peer pressure
>>6217024>where the fuck did you find this?cba to look up if it's banned in germany but it's straightforward to find a pure direct English translation of the original in paperback that *hasn't* been edited/altered by jews. i'd check my copy for the translator but i left it in my other house and i can't get there atm.anyway good thread so far, some classics, a tiny smattering of shit, some newish stuff... nice.will contribute if i think of anything worthwhile.
>>6217540OP here, i'm glad you like this thread fren. looking to see what you have to post.Just a heads up but you be posting in a jew made thread. I don't want to be subversive and hide that, since this might be important for you.I also posted that webm >>6217024I hope you don't mind that fact and you decide to stay here with us anyway and post da funny.
I love patrice,
>>6217530maybe this will?
>>6216958>How /v/ reacted to BG3
>>6217029>Average book written for the modern reader
Based thread so far
>>6217579fucking lost hard
>>6217540Its not banned in germany, but afaik copyright did hold til a few years ago so it wasnt sold due to that but now it is, but i highly suspect only "commentary" versions
>>6217673so anytime someone posts about this guy on /tv/ that's the joke?funny, but no one provides a link
>>6217579that got me
>>6217750musical responses to deadly calamities that we remember on a holiday already exist in the form of mournful genres like dirge or threnody, as opposed to sprightly pop songs such as one hears around christmas, so this joke doesn't exactly land
>>6216992This stupid bastard is the most unoriginal fool alive.
>>6217190The floating riot shields and world war z style pile of protesters when she moves out of frame are somewhat of a tell
>>6216992>>6217917Saw version where when it' said let's try it the other way around the dude is suddenly doing handstand .
>>6217560>Just a heads up but you be posting in a jew made thread. I don't want to be subversive and hide that, since this might be important for you.it's ok, i take the piss out of everything (that's what we Brits do) and there's a good chunk of you fuckers that have made some of the best comedy evar.i won't start listing stuff because it would be HUGE and would easily hit the character limit.stereotypes are true, useful and funny but blinkered hatred is pointless - if someone i meet IRL is sound then i'll have time for them whatever they may be. respect is earned, it isn't an innate right.nuance and common sense are lost artforms, people want the easy "i hate this category, i hate that category" way of thinking.basic stuff but i'll leave it there as this is turning into a blogpost and i'm here for teh funnies.ya filthy yid
>>6217594lol. and extra lol at the fact someone was actually recording fuckin countdown>>6217596lol
>>6216978wholesome
>>6217065whats this from?
>>6217076The pedo threadshitter has arrived
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>>6218135Thanks for sharing fren, I appreciate the honesty.I'm just letting you know i've yet to receive any of those "secret rulers of the world" paychecks..just trying to get by like everyone else and i'm guilty of not romantisizing being poor because i come from a lower income family. I really wish those rumours were true because I would not have to struggle to live like everyone else, at least get to buy my own apartment or house and own a nicer car. Chosen... yeah, more like chosen to endlessly suffer to write those dark comedies everyone likes, like some sort of a lolcow.If we're sharing i may also share my disdain for the British for their treatment of my people back when we were a British colony between 1918-1948. unfortunately I can't really enjoy the punishment your people are getting because my heart breaks when i heard how handy got murdered and probably the fact that many people were born int your miserable 1984 system. Hearing about his murder was sickening.So now I mostly have deep disdain for your culture, your gov, and especially your sissy tyrannical police force, I'm a bit more forgiving to your people because you mostly abuse yourself nowadays.
>>6218262why pedo? i'm OP btwwhat's wrong with this one?
>>6218270Was talking about Henry* (Nowak) sometimes I type like a retard.
>>6218244Dar Udes Andst OrmTwo Russian tourists get caught up in an illegal trading market whilst in Germany. David Hasselhoff actually makes an uncredited appearance as an extra in the supermarket scene in one of his first films.
>>6217062>>6217063Filename.kek
>>6218270People who hold grudges against countries are fucking idiots. Especially for shit done over a hundred years ago to people that weren't even you. Countries are ran by people; hate those dipshits if you must. But an entire country? Fucking tard.
>>6218270>disdain for the British for their treatment of my people back when we were a British colony between 1918-1948. Oh you mean the land given to you for free by the Balfour declaration from Lord Rothschild and bought by the blood of millions during the great war and the end of the Saracen Ottoman slave empire? Of which you fine folks in the Irgun and Stern gangs carried out ambushes and terrorist attacks against British military and civilians? Ungrateful doesn't even describe the chutzpah of this kind of postWhat kind of cunty level are you on right now?
>>6218305yes, because it's didn't change its behaviour. Britain and CMW countries continue to push tyrannical laws outside their borders in the name of "safety". from their pov everyone should be jailed for "hate speech".I said I'm more forgiving to the British people nowadays because they born into this shitty society.>>6218307Hit a nerve, didn't I Phillip?They didn't give the land, and they did not abide by the Balfour declaration.If they had, you would not hear a single peep from me and instead you'd hear just gratefulness. They instead did the "i don't think you are mate" like they did to Henry Nowak only to the jews and every time there was a mass rape and murder spree upon the Jewish population the British acted by arresting jews,Sounds familiar?!Confiscating their weapons and writing "white papers" limiting Jewish settlement to appease those monsters.Then, they fled the land, leaving the jews to either fight for themselves or die.Being were a poor steward only to allow one population who was constantly threatened and raped by the other as "handing the land".. yeah no man ,this reminds me of the steward of Gondor fleeing the walls at Minas Tirith.>Of which you fine folks in the Irgun and Stern gangs carried out ambushes and terrorist attacks against British military and civilians?It seems to me like it as plain terrorism and i have no support of that shit. That wasn't right.I'm not a hater of Britain or the good it has done for the world, but their legacy is very much tainted and the decline of the empire was far from being their finest hour, I will give credit for them defending Poland and being the only nation who went to war to defend another nation in WW2, I will give them credit for fighting slaves and bringing British common law to the world, and I will also recognize the many failures they have they've been doing since WW1.Britain sucks at standing up to evil, instead they appease, from the painter, to "asians" or communists.
why do some poeple post a lot of words on this site lol
>>6218328Who the fuck is Phillip?>Notice he doesn't address the bombings, ambushes, assassinations and mass murders carried out by the terror kosher gangster organizationsAnd I believe those stories as much as I believe the official narrative of the holohaux, and not even that I don't believe that duney Cooneys are rapey murderous cunts. I just know the ole Russian saying>The jew will always tell you what happened to them, he will never tell you why
>>6218333Harry you don't get to lie and make up your own facts, even though you're scum I clearly addressed and denounced any and all terrorism.I don't know who you are but it seems that misery is your preferred pass time. Your obsession with with this singular topic implies you will find satisfaction in other threads dedicated to the topic.Please direct yourself there, you'll be happy, and we'll be happy.Of course you can try to spite me, and just troll this thread to try and claim some fake victory to feed on your misery, that will only prove my point about your obsession.
>>6218346And Who the fuck is Harry? Dude increase your dose of haldol, it's not enough considering your talking to random people. And gottdang that's a lot of projection my kikel in Ba'al moloch
>>6218363You're*
>>6217079Don't post it
>>6218270ok. i don't really know enough about that to comment.just for the record i'm not either of these guys:>>6218305>>6218307disdain for the govt and the filth (popo) is perfectly understandable but the real people are good. not many of us left but you'll have a higher chance of finding the real ones in country pubs. but of course that is subjective too, a lot of them are frequented by pikeys and coke/ket/crackheads depending where you go.disdain for the culture though? that's a complex one with 1000+ years of history behind it and is a bit beyond the scope of a ylyl thread. or not. type whatever.but here's a cool dog video
>>6218330because it's fun to write. you verminous, cretinous prole.
>>6218468i also got an OP simulator, here's the footage
>>6218475and here's something that probably belongs in a ck thread. i don't know why it makes me laugh but it does.fuck i need to get my archives in order, spent a good half hour or so trying to find a certain vid i shall not name amongst my absolute shambles of a lazy file system and still came up empty handed. but i know i have the one i'm thinking of somewhere, will poast it if i find it
>>6218480>and here's something that probably belongs in a ck thread.HURRR i forgot to attach the fuckin vid
>>6218481insult her cooking, get her anyway
>>6218488it's called negging, the ladies love it
>>6218235Holy shit mate.Disturbing
>>6218571Did he dead?
>>6217481thank you anon
>>6217740no, someone linked him to a copypasta about himself and he threatened to sue 4chan which opened the floodgates, and that was made after to show he had a sense of humor about the situation
>>6218468Cool video,Yeah you have a point about the culture, i think I used it as a general term of allowing soft tyranny to rise and to just submit to it. But yeah, you are right this is beyong the acope of this thread. There are other threads to vent at.Have a great friday fren.
>>6218657based brule
>>6217579kekked hard at the last bit
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>>6219033>"listen properly"...
>>6218235My pronouns are thomas/train
>>6219516I am getting waaaaay too old to even understand what this shit means, let alone laugh...
>>6219522u is not a sigma gamer
>>6218902Thanks.
>>6217911Well the actual joke is that Jack doesn't understand the holiday so him singing about it in that manner works perfectly, you fucking moron.
>>6217071Why didn't he just pass it over for her?
>>6217101Kek he is just smiling knowing what's coming
>>6217452The Dark Knight Rises
>>6218848Why is there a tranny in this webm?
>>6219722this is AI my friend, look at the crowd
>>6219723finally. thanks.
>>6217487nigga wtf
>>6217024Would have been funnier had he ended by putting in on the bookshelf.
>>6217234>and is a rare example of an exception to the rule.It's really not. Yours, his, hers, theirs, ours, and mine all indicate possession without an apostrophe. This is because, like its, they're all words in their own right. The apostrophe is there to mark that the noun, for instance John, does not just end in an s, but that the s of possession is a separate thing entirely. Hence, John's. The dog's. The news's. Etc.
>>6219577Is there a soccer version of the Harlem Globetrotters?
>>6217566Who is this?
>>6220395Patrice oneal, this one is his special called elephant in the room.https://youtu.be/d5YUPG3O0A8?si=6jBndAc8cfwuS1LvI also highly recommend his 11 episodes where he hosted a relationship show.https://youtu.be/LPq7CyHqQ2I?si=5ltaszko525mk62QIf you want more i also recommend this playlist of his appearances on the O&A showhttps://youtu.be/DnxpZ1CDpp4?si=-J60BTQY_aohxkeZHave fun, he's a great dude, funny, and most of all he's very honest in a way you'll barely hear anyone even today
>>6219522yep it's basically this which has happened to us:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdEand i'm glad i have no idea what the fuck that grinch webm is about. i simply don't care.
>>6217484The false ones that masquerade as jewsThe erev rav were sorcerers that attached themselves to the 40 years camel adventure with moses, even though they were warned the erev rav were not a group to be trusted. Fast forward a few millennia and they found zionism and are the ones generally sowing all the division and discord just to go hide behind their noses at the first sign of any pushback. The og jew faith essentially does not exist anymore between the destruction of the original temples and the slow corruption by these magicians
>>6219580too bad i don't know who the fuck jack is
>>6220533The joke is a reference to a movie you've never even heard of so just leave it at that.
>>6220440Thanks, had a good laugh watching the special. Too bad he died young.
>>6220479So who am I? Was I born to one of the magicians/fake jews along with all other jews in israel? And if so, why can't we use our magic to live at least as good as the Swiss. Pretty lame magic if you ask me. We struggle like every other country.
>>6220816If you're asking, then you aren't part of one of the zion affiliated tribesYou'll be "accepted" by those snakes until throwing you away is more beneficial. And their magic comes from literal demons, so its generally used for nefarious purposes, because that's just kind of how those things work. Btw Trying to do good with demon magick generally leads to monkey paw style irony that gets everybody fucked. Not saying you can't do it, but its much harder
>>6217349This shit was never funny. Stop posting it and go touch grass, loser.
>>6221562Well someone doesn't have a son.Also, I'm the anon who first posted this Viper video, and I'm happy to see it reposted.
>>6218573No, i checked.Bu he didn't want it to happen.
