>>6232679uhhh yes they do
>>6232733I have a hair fetish and absolutely hate women with tied-back hair.
>>6232569such a classic.
>>6232787Do you not like the idea of pulling it whilst fucking her doggy?
>>6232679not on youtube because of multiple waves off crackdowns, but overall there has never been more softcore asmr porn across platformscheck bunkr, sincity, or any public repositories for patreon/of
>>6232810I'm not into the physicality of hair, just the aesthetics.
>>6232820>bunkrslow as shit>sincityneeds sign in>any public repositories for patreon/ofriddled with adware
>>6232805>>6232806her entire channel is 10/10
>>6232810I've done my share of marlinespike. If I miss the feeling of jute, I'll call Shaniqua. If I want to feel soft feminine hair, every single other race can offer that.
>>6233108ehh, sometimes she yapps too much about life stuff, even sad things.
Why are so many ASMRtists mentally ill?
Unironically thinking of learning Russian just for their ASMR.These women are so fucking hot. Compare these to the average bogged creatura in the West.https://youtu.be/auw7wKQpFM8&t=8https://youtu.be/2aRJ153-Q6U&t=12https://youtu.be/uJEhSl4_nj4https://youtu.be/F8btiUO4ACoReminder Hitler wanted to genocide this.Are Ukraine still doing refugee wives?
>>6232787get a load of this faggot
>>6233293There are bogged creaturas in the East too, my friend
>>6233586It's cold in Russia, cold swells the lips. These are perfectly natural.
>>6234680ah, sorry. pic was unrelated
>>6233586my mom used to do this nursery rhyme for me
>>6233578How are you supposed to stop yourself getting hard when getting massaged?
>>6236066the knowledge that they'll laugh and berate you if you do.
>>6236066You jack off in the changing room silly goose >>6234691Very nice
>>6236066she's not stimulating his genitals tho
>>6236066You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>6237349Imagine being impotent at 18.You should still get boners when a woman is touching you, unc.
>>6232797>>6232799I absolutely love channels where they do these types of board games.
>>6237591If you're still getting boners from any sorta contact with a woman, you're either a horny little boy or a touchless virgin.
>>6237610Get your t levels checked, bro. Maybe some exercises, both cardio and pelvic floor.
>>6237610i'm thinking both
>>6237848AI slop is much better at producing ASMR than I would have expected.
>>6239248this bitch is so ugly, I can't stand looking at her
>>6239646Have you tried while sitting?
>>6239696kek
>>6239646she's perfectly fine
>>6232733I bet she gives good nursing handjobs
>>6236066Serious answer as someone who has gone a few times to a spa, just jack off twice the day before and once an hour before the meeting. If you want to be extra safe, wearing tight underwear and tight pants helps. If you go to one where you are naked in a towel, jack off twice for good measure before the meeting. You're likely to get a male masseuse anyway.
>>6240308>male masseuseDoes English really? It's a masseur then
WTF, GM is so walled now, bros. Like, I can't even watch her new shit now without being reminded of the relentless march of time and the inevitability of death :(
>>6232733Bitch looks like the grinch
>>6240857General motors?
>>6237905The nonsensical parts have a hypnotic quality.
>>6240857She looks good to me, her hair is gorgeous
finally, some positive affirmations you losers can relate to
>>6237848I'm weirdly intrigued by this. Do you have a link?
>>6240857GrandMa?
>>6242717kek
>>6232822based
>>6245034
>>6245036
>>6244969Me when my wife takes her top off
>>6237601very nicesauce if anyone cares https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R2JEYHn3yM
>>6240857Still looks good to me. You're crazy.
for me? it's asmrmaddy!
>>6232563that house is pretty fuckin cool
>>6242717teehee so quirky and funny
>>6247263
>>6232785You got anymore gumoochie?
>>6250265ill upload what i have though some might be reposts
>>6233250Only non-NPCs can experience ASMR. It's like being able to spin an imaginary apple in your head.Non-NPCs have a higher rate of mental illness due to their ability to think.
>>6251185>>6233250To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to experience ASMR. There's something about hearing a barely audible crackle, delicately emitted from binaural tapping—a technique which philosophically draws heavily from John Cage's 4'33", for instance. Non-NPCs understand this stuff; we have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these trigger sounds, to realize that they're not just relaxing—they touch something deep in our CONSCIOUSNESS. As a consequence, people who dislike ASMR truly ARE idiots—of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the raw intimacy in the way the microphone brushes against a foam earplug, which itself is an analogic reminiscence of the pioneering binaural field recordings of Ludwig Koch. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the ASMRtist's genius unfolds itself through their noise-cancelling headphones. What fools... how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have an ASMR voice. And no, you cannot hear it. It's for the ladies' ears only—and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personnel, kid.
>>6243299it has 370 views and it's the only ASMR related content in that channel/watch?v=BuPtDGa5GEw
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>>6250400she is so fine wow.
>>6251360amazin
>>6252035This is probably some of the most convincing scalp scratching I've ever felt/heard.
Does this count?
>>6252429no i dont think so
>>6252429very cummable face damnwould love to paint it white
>>6252429that's pure comedynot sure if it's intentional
>>6252429I bet this goes crazy for Indians.
>>6252457Am Indian, can only see bobs, not vegeneDoes not do the crazyful
>>6252035>>6252036Hitohitori?>>6252430What the heck? Saved.
>>6252430whats happening here?
carm
>>6252430Is this theft ASMR or?
>>6252511>>6252644>>6253251iirc it's the intro of a softcore porn video. back in the day where those still needed to have some kind of a story.
Anyone got the video of a softspoken woman doing a tour of an office space in new york overlooking the rockefeller center.
>>6253098>>6253101>>6253104>>6253108i feel like i am one of the few people that actually get tingles from visual triggers. these threads make me realize that it is pretty rare and that most people only watch it for other reasons like loneliness or sexual pleasure
>>6253449we all do, these aren't mutually exclusive
>>6253515do you actually get real tingles? not just relaxation, but actually start feeling something
>>6253515>Is this the jump bu'in? What's the jump bu'in?That annoyed me and I'm British.>>6253558Not him, but if you're struggling to feel tingles try being cold. It's sort of the same feeling you get when you shiver while peeing.
>>6242717her gaming asmr videos are so painful to watch she is terrible at league
>>6253558nta but i get goosebumps irl (which i assume is what tingles are) from visual triggers and foam mic scratching. All other asmr i watch is because i just want to hear a hot woman talk in my ear and have them flirt.
>>6253558>>6253571>>6254143ASMR is its own unique sensation that's hard to describe, but "tingles" has always been an awful way to describe it imo. It's not like goosebumps or shivers, it's more like a warm buzz that you feel wash over your nervous system. If anything its sort of like an adrenaline rush, but instead of amping you up it put you into a cozy trance.
I hate female ASMR artists and the retarded limpwristed faggots who prop up their success. You think that with how much money you faggots are giving them in your parasocial relationship that they would do right and invest in a better mic and take more time in setting up their audio but no
Apologies for the repost, I haven't made new webms in a hot minute.>>6253449>>6253571>try being coldThis is the way, also if there is a light breeze in the room (ceiling fan for example)It also helps if your mindset is correct - you should ideally be as calm and serene as possible *going in* to the experience. If you're amped the fuck up for some reason I doubt ASMR is going to calm you down or make you feel tingles.Beyond that it's just audio quality, how well your headset fits, and whether or not the ASMRtist and/or triggers are compatible with you personally. My tingles are kinda burnt out after a decade of watching this stuff but I can still feel them if everything is just right. It takes a bit of meditating to get there though.>>6253890it's more to do with emotional intelligence and empathy I think, I'm kinda low-empathy personally but watching ASMR helps with this a bit>>6254165it's always felt "cold" to me, like goosebumps or pee shivers. I know what you're talking about with the warm ones but to me that's a low-grade response. The cold tingles are always better.>>6254192The best channels don't *want* parasocial relationships and are very clear about this. Financial compensation/patronage for interesting and valuable media formats is a tale as old as time. People will give hundreds of dollars a year to massive companies via Netflix subscriptions and not think twice. For me it's far better for the money to go directly to individuals who post stuff I find interesting. Related - way back in 2010, the YouTube comments used to be full of people kvetching any time a channel ran an ad, or posted a donation link. Even monetized videos were demonized by a vocal minority. Something something "commercializing ASMR" - bullshit! I never liked this attitude and am glad it disappeared fairly quickly. If it was *mandatory* that every channel was amateur and nobody was allowed to profit from their work, we'd have far less decent material than we do now.
I used to get intense ASMR tingles when I was in my teens. Just major tingles down my neck and the back of my head from some videos. At some point as I got older I lost the ability to experience this, and I kind of miss it. Even going back to my old videos doesn't make me experience it anymore.Anyone know the reason for this? I assume it has something to do with my divine light being severed.This random spore creature creator video used to be one of my favourites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL-0vWc2Iss
>>6254206>it's always felt "cold" to me, like goosebumps or pee shivers. I know what you're talking about with the warm ones but to me that's a low-grade response. The cold tingles are always better.i agree, the goosebumps feel like peak feeling and i've yet to experience anything better
>>6254330>>6254250>>6254206>>6254165I watch ASMR all the time for relaxation, and I'm pretty sure I've desensitized myself to experiencing tingles as a result of it. It's still enjoyable, but when you really feel ASMR properly it's transcendental. I still remember one time I had it and everything was perfect, I was relaxed, it was early morning so no one was around and it was sort of that weird warm and cold feeling at the same time atmospherically, the sun had only been up about an hour or so, and I was basically riding the sensation for about 15 minutes, at the end of it I felt like I'd experienced an entirely non-sexual orgasm, my whole being was at peace. The only thing I felt was kind of washed out, like when adrenaline wears off, but only mildly, and pleasantly. So my advise to people who want to experience it is basically you have to be completely without distraction, completely alone, and completely immersed in the experience. If you're thinking about something else or there are external noises you can still enjoy it but it won't be as powerful as it could be. Ironically the more you try to force it the less likely it is to happen, it's meditative and spontaneous, something you achieve rather than get.
>>6254206>>6254330>6254330are you sure youre not confusing it with frisson?
>>6254250Divine light maybe, but personally old videos quit working for me too eventually. Sometimes if I avoid them for a looong time and then go back, they work, but...More often I have to find new channels. This is occasionally difficult since a lot of the time I have to temper my expectations to match the way newer channels do things.That Spore lady reminds me of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhlwwXQWV20>>6254431Definitely not frission, the physical sensation feels similar I'll admit but the mental aspect is totally different. Frission isn't relaxing at all.
>>6253449No, there is plenty of visual stuff. Cranial exam RP, doctor/dentist/physician and barber RP is pretty common too.
>>6236066Jack off before you go. Or go so many times that it stops being sexual and more of a mundane routine
>>6254143goosebumps are not good. i get goosebumps from chalk scratching on a blackboard which is unpleasant
>>6254335Everyone has different tolerance levels. And some people do not experience it at all. I tend to be very sensitive to ASMR.But what you're describing at the beginning there has been called "tingle immunity" before. It's been thought that it's possible to overindulge and sorta dull yourself to the sensation. I believe I've done it before, but the solution for me was always to take a break and then it comes back eventually. Or if you're desperate for the relaxation still, you can rotate triggers.
>>6254206I was always against ad reads and sponsors in ASMR videos, but only because it completely disrupted the video. I've never had an issue with channels being compensated for their work. But there's been a lot of different gatekeeping movements within the community.
>>6254206>>6255601I feel it takes away from the authenticity of the video when it's simply quid pro quo. Some loser girl with 200 videos of her whispering all with sub 1k views feels inherently more genuine than people who shit out a video every 30 days to keep the Youtube revenue coming in.ASMR is supposed to be a deeply interpersonal thing, that's sullied when they're just trying to make money and don't actually care about whether their videos are beneficial to others or not.
>>6255599shout out to the anon that posts this master piece every thread
>>6252036>let's mute the trigger over timewhat kind of concept is that
>>6254206>Related - way back in 2010, the YouTube comments used to be full of people kvetching any time a channel ran an ad, or posted a donation link. Even monetized videos were demonized by a vocal minority.And they were absolutely correct, look what youtube has fucking turned into.
>>6254206(me btw, for context)>>6255601Potentially yeah, but personally I find the ads can trigger me a lot of the time. There's unintentional videos of salespeople like vid related, modern ad reads can be the same way. Depends on how well it's done, it can be non-disruptive too.>>6255606Largely I do agree. The more authenticity, the better. My only caveat is that we wouldn't have a lot of today's good material if we were limited to *only* the most relentlessly authentic channels. I'm also not sure I agree on the "deeply interpersonal" part - in my head I've always used terms like "moderated intimacy" or "mediated intimacy" - it is interpersonal, yes, but I dunno about *deeply*. There's *im*personal elements to it as well. The viewer is always silent and cannot interact. Some roleplays are typecast for people of a specific sex. I am always cognizant of the fact that ASMR videos are one-to-many broadcasts. But yes overly commercialized channels are still lame.>>6256026It was inevitable. You have Google to blame for this, not the people getting paid for output they are (hopefully) passionate about creating. The channels don't deserve the flak. I simply don't deign to watch the really commercialized channels if I find it's killing the vibe.
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>>6251379what is the source the username in the webm is too blurry
>>6256493If you can react to adverts with anything other than visceral disgust for our vapid consumerist hellscape you're simply an unensouled NPC, don't know what to tell you.
Some forms of advertising are less irritating and more ethical than others.
>>6255276i get the bad type of goosebumps for styrofoam and cardboard but the ones i'm talking about with asmr are really pleasant and comfy
>>6252429Name? Reminds me of the Nicole T but not sure.
>>6257871Thanks, added to my goon playlist.
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>>6258129Haven't laughed this hard in a while.
>>6257871>>6258129lel
>>6258129I look and act like that
>>6258129don't dox me like thatdelete this!
>>6257871>>6258129When people make replies this funny I'm 90% sure they're both posts.
>>6237858That lightning string thingy at the start is 10/10. It never occurred to me AI can make sounds that are impossible to make naturally for ASMR (or which would be incredibly impractical or expensive to do).>>6237903Superb.>>6252511 >>6252644 >>6253251It's basically theft ASMR, yes. There were like 3 of these, but I don't have them saved.>>6253402Don't just make stuff up.>>6257871This one is mesmerizing.>>6258129That's exactly what I thought about after like the 3rd or 4th loop.
