The other thread reach the bump limit:>>6227766
>>6240787Fuck you and your shit webms you fucking plague. Inb4 durrrr where's yours?!?! Posting a pile of putrid shots doesn't entitle you to a fucking thing.
>>6240821NO! NOOO! THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO, THE VERY FIRST THING YOU LEARN TO DO AS A CHEF IS TO THINK OUTSIDE THE SHACKLES OF THE BOOK! DAMN YOUR RECIPE! DAMN IT TO HELL!
>>6240787Jesus christ these people are retarded. There's an oil fire in our kitchen, do we:>A: pour water on the oil fire>B: turn off the heat>C: cover the fire with a lid or something to deprive it oxygen>D: FUCK IT YEET THE PAN OF FLAMING OIL ALL OVER THE FUCKING KITCHEN AFTER WE RUN AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH OUR HEADS CUT OFFAnd somehow option D worked? Some people are saved from their stupidity by divine intervention of some shit.
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>>6240823ignore this insufferable faggot, OP
>>6240787>be cuck/pimp>your girl is doing a stream in the kitchen for her johns>is she cooking something?>probably fine>it smells like burning>"hey turn that down">says she needs help>it is on fire>time to demonstrate your masculinity>play to camera like monkey>screams>throw fire on floorlovely
>>6240835>>6240792>>6240791>>6240790>>6240788I get she/these girls think they are like venus statue sex symbols or something but doesn't it really impede their ability to just move around and be comfortable in daily life, having a humongous ass and fat thighs? I guess they are willing to take the pain/inconvenience.
>>6240787I almost never get baited by rage bait but this clip will forever be an exception. The anger I feel watching it cannot be measured using human tools.
>>6240866Maybe
>>6240866>stealthwow what clued you in
>>6240787As somebody on both a 7 day water fast and nofap journey, this thread scratches multiple itches.
>>6240835You know she has to use a reach tool to wipe her own butt
Nasty thread.
Tasty thread.
oh nooo mommy there's a thread on 4chan I dont like, I better post reply about it waaaaah ;___;Imagine trying to Hall Monitor and gatekeep a fucking imageboard. [insert basedjack]
>>6240831"God takes care of fools and babies", anon.Pan probably fell upside down and that was enough to smother the flame.I'm just disappointed he abandoned whatever his original plan was with that wet kitchen towel...>>6240788>Criatura Repugnante de la Cirugíakys
>>6240788She has that body and then a really ugly face and terrible hair.
>>6240790I always try to imagine the moments leading up to videos like this.>yea I invited my friend over so we make videos for attention from the internetTo me is seems so bizarre and in most cases borderline gay, but its so prevalent and common for women to act this way.>last night? me and my bestie got on our knees and sucked bananas together...
>>6240875>calling his name like its his fault for not fixing the problem she madelel
>>6240824Comedy gold.
>>6240787Exactly the onions face i wouldve expected for a cuck that lets his gf stream this shit
>>6241091Pointy elbows too
>>6240875>The anger I feel watching it cannot be measured using human tools.
wtf is this thread. fuck off
>>6240865They have very little else to be concerned about. When your body is your job, maintainance is just kind of standard
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>>6240788She's like the female version of the bulbous, sweaty italian creatura that gets posted sometimes.
>>6241379Nice, the girl from the other thread. Spit usually grosses me out, it's something I hate, but for some reason the way she does it is very very hot. Post more of her please.
>>6240787>no smoke alarm>cam whore cooking food>nu male cant into basic physics>neither know basic logic and prevention of dangerYou zoomies generation are fucked.
>>6240962>God takes care of fools and babiesYour mistranslation and misunderstanding of a stanza in a jewish book only makes you look closer to being the foolish retard you speak of.FYI. You can use a search engine for the quote you are trying to state as fact (its actually god..fools..wise, psalms in the jew books) and see your jewish religion, hypocrisy in action!.
>>6241393I'm grateful every single day that I'm going to be dead in around 15 years and not see the worst of it.
>>6241396NTA but imagine reading that quote and seeing it as an invitation to "eerrrmm akcwhualleee" debate pervert about religion. You annoying autist.
>>6240865These bitches dont exercise, Hence fat. They do nothing but attempt to glamorize themselves for ego-centric goals of attracting attention of others. Male, sexual interest, female, envy (based around sexual competition)This shit is of course innate, subconscious.These retards have no INT into insight of reality and how the mind (their mind) functions.Think about it logically . Sex fat. As in the difference of fat distribution of the sexes. Women gain fat based upon fleeing. Thighs, glutes (buttox)Where men gain it around their abdomen.So logically. Evolutionary. It would speak of a man "doing his time" and now being able to rest, get fat, tired as his work )of procreation) is (should be) done.Women....fleeing...rape, forever!Even after their reproductive use is up, they are sill a fuck hole for all men.Just a physical pleasure hole, not so much for enjoyment.
>>6241321yet they fail at even that
>>6241399me too bro, me too.Though I only have 11 left. Not 15.I guess the me of abe simpson saying "it will happen to you" is relevant.I dont think my/our disdain is based around age and being out of touch with modern society thinking.I genuinely thing the zoomies are completely mentally retarded.On a relevant personal note. Though to elaborate how retarded the zoomies are:I lived on my own since i was 16.Cooked pan fried chips/fries in a large pan of boiling oil. I was young, didnt know how to cook correctly.Oil pan started fire. i had a friend help me but first thing take it off heat. Second, out of house (domicile)Third, spread oil among non flammable surface. Like concrete (road/pavement)This is of course no per-knowledge of how to deal with the situation correctly (wet towel)Point I am getting to, why I am explaining, is that in the moment me and my friend. Not knowing how to deal with the situation from first hand knowledge. Used intelligence on the fly a d dealt with the situation.Now zoomies....they have the fucking internet at their fingertips.Google and now AI can answer the solution to a problem within 20 seconds. yet in that vid...ironically being streamed on the internet as a vid...the retards didnt even have any ingenuity to look for a soution to an issue, let alone put the solution in application.Again, further reiterating my initial post.Zoomy generation is FUCKED.They are retards.
>>6241403"Religion" as in the quest for seeking of the truth of this prison and subsequently how to escape it, is the sole purpose of the wise.Hence why you, the fool, do not and could not use inference to grasp that fact. You are a fool.I, being wise, attempt to rectify the misinformation of the retards. Retards who christfag, yet still misquote the christian (actually jewish) books. Proclaiming such to others yet misunderstanding it themselves!Its a civic duty to call out christfags for the retarded sit they say, based upon the retarded misunderstanding of sentences from books.Goes without saying. You and that anon are clearly low INTO.Cant use inference.Misunderstand simple sentences.Only 1 clear observation-conclusion.You both dont have a penis. Chopped off dick. Non white. ESL. third world dirtskin.Burger.American.Only those (ypu) abominations are THAT retarded.
>>6240787>>6240788>>6240790>>6240791>>6240792>>6240793>>6240794>>6240795Best argument I've ever seen for bringing back the ip counter.
>>6240787that guys head seems enormous
>>6241433whatever you say schizo
>>6241405Are they natural though? Or are they getting some kind of implants? They seem to bulk up enormously around the ass and thighs (which I know women do there first) but shouldn't they have more fat elsewhere too?I get they care about male attention and are just thinking "I am big sexy piggie" but I feel at some point "fuck I just wanted to be able to walk around without having pain from smacking into shit in my house" or "walking long distance hurts because of the jiggling". Plenty of very sexuality and attention centred women still get breast reductions for example, because of the discomfort and arduousness of having very large breasts. They realise that daily life is just so much of a chore with the back pain and trying to fit into clothes, and move around that they go "fuck it, less boobs".
>>6240865>I guess they are willing to take the pain/inconvenience.Having a impedingly massive ass is the overly tight corset of our time. Also anyone who is ass>tits is a monkey and should be euthanized
>>6241633Hold on now anon, I like ass over tits, but I like small well shaped ones. Small tits and small peach ass. Should I not be in a separate category to the nigger ass fanatics?
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>>6241973pig contains human dna because they are an ancient genetic experiment. enjoy your brain-eating prions.
>>6242072>pig contains human dna because they are an ancient genetic experiment. enjoy your brain-eating prions.
>>6240901She is honestly the closest thing I have seen to a centaur.
>>6241455t.dickless amrimutt
>>6242072kek is this also some nation of islam slop?
All these food tiktoks somehow make food look disgusting. I think it's the way these people eat it. It's repulsive.
>>6241941thank you anon, she's so fucking hot
>>6241379SALSA, PLEASE!
can we have more people being bad at food, this >>6242199>>6242203kinda shit is painfully lame
>>6241941Goths are supposed to at least act moody and wear white makeup.
>>6242387Stop living in the 90's. It is almost 2030 already.
>>6242393>It is almost 2030 alreadyGoddammit... Alright, I guess I gotta go tell some kids to get off my lawn or something...
>>6240836But the insufferable faggot is the OP and his trash webms. But we know you're also the OP samefagging.
>>6241610>just pile up some shit bro
>>6242393she's not a goth
>>6240787Same vibe chat
>>6240787>>6242431
>>6242431>haha FIRE, my house might burn down xD>ooooh look at the smoke, so thick lolololol>hope the neighbor's toddler isn't sleeping heeheeThey always act so nonchalant and goofy like it's just one big joke.
>>6241386If she actually lived there she would look way more dirty with bug bites. This was made for some niche fetish video.
>>6242436coping strategy against overwhelming fear. same thing happens to men btw just not in trivial situations like that
>>6242432that was actually very helpful
>>6240788What the fuck is wrong with her hips
>>6242628They are wide
>>6240819my lobster is too buttery
Does anyone have the webm of the cute chink girl making durian pizza?
>>6240865>doesn't it really impede their ability to just move around and be comfortable in daily lifethat just makes them hotter, it's like you don't understand ridiculous fingernails or high heels
>>6241975Alright, that got me.
>>6242839I would allow milk as 5th ingredient.
>>6242733tf is he cooking it in? Diesel?
>>6242621disgusting
>>6242619not genuine kapampangan sisig. nothing of value was lost.
>>6242733The oil is fucking black! He needs to change it!
>>6242927gutter oil
>>6241442It's not called the thinking man's fetish for nothing
>>6243277I didn't realize phlegm could stand on 2 legs
>>6240963>0:46lmao chinks with nigger mannerisms will always be hilarious
>>6243349Did he died?
>>6243350You shouldn't joke about such a serious matter
>>6243602kekbad dog
>>6242432>cooling the fire with a liquid that wont boilhuh
>>6243752water vaporizes under the heat, he's saying don't use water.
>>6241442big head, little brain
>>6241443most of those looked good, even the pork, but i dont like the smell of pork.still, i'd eat most of those meal.asians have some good eats.
>>6242448nah, i also live surrounded by bugs, and i rarely get bit.you is capping
>>6240875>cannot be measured using human toolswhat about cow tools?
>>6240795this is fucking gross
>>6243979Jesus christ that nigger has bad skin, forehead looking like aerial photos from Ypres
>>6241379>>6241941name?
>>6242733what the fuck is that thing and what is it cooking?
>>6243277whys this irishman saying nigger every 3 words?
>>6242628bbl
>>6242832What a faggotSpiritually gay
>>6244386>not going to the grocery store with your girl to handpick the ingredients to the meals she cooks that you also planYou wanna get poisoned, bro?
>>6244023gross
Is this about south east asian cuisine?https://youtu.be/nLvOkxNEtHk They got hands!
>>6244398it's not what he's doing that makes him a faggot, it's just how he is. look at him>>6244511the little front teeth are so cute
>>6242432>don't cover the class B fire, add fuel...>>6242498Good to hear, post pics of your results.
>>6242624Brown critters gentrifying millennial burger spots. Beautiful.
>>6240787>commer retards are now trying to destroy ceekay and /wsg/god i hate you. you are the lowest of the low. even lower than furry diaper fetishists.
>>6243036Oddly, despite the color, it's still working.
>>6242919Amylase is good at what it does, and regarding it any differently than cutting the loaf is disingenuous.
>>6242202chopped salad is so fucking disgusting. lazy ass, no hobby, no life, no spark, soulless, slave of social media FOID invention.
>>6244635I bet you think women belong in the kitchen and that glam rock was straight. You're just the male version of a butch dyke, son.
>>6242621i hate nouveau riche so much its unreal
>>6243602top kek i love this gif it makes me chuckle irl every time
>>6243979that nigger knows chicken
>>6244782I like on my Herman Miller chair.
>>6242621Browncoded garbage.
>>6244759adding fuel (more, cold oil) works because it cools down the oil that's already in there. that oil in the pan can only sustain a fire because it's so hot, cool it down by adding cold oil, and you can blow it out like in the video and it will stay out. ideally you would just put a lid on if it were in a pan, but it's a wok, it doesn't have a lid. the problem in that pan isn't a lack of fuel, you're not making it worse by adding more, you're cooling it down.
>>6244923There are 4 things needed for fire, adding fuel to cool it down is not a reliable method of extinguishing. You are dumb and wrong, but you did write a lot to explain that you don't cook or fight fires. https://us.yosukata.com/collections/accessories/products/14-inch-wooden-wok-lid-with-carbonized-finish
>>6242072I did see the clip where they interview sum cannibal guy and when asked what does human flesh taste like he sees you have really crispy roast pork?
>>6244925list those 4 things and tell me one of them isn't heat, retard
>>6244955You can't be serious lol
>>6244777lmao you fucking destroyed that guy holy shit babe slay hard queen
>>6244761it's over
>>6244968ngl i'm kinda on his side no cap cuz the video literally just showed him putting out the fire, so i guess you're the retard here cuz you didn't watch the AUSian(aussie asian) literally just put a wok fire out, again emphasis on woks not having lids ya nig
>>6242715god he has such a gay voice and his outfit wtf, what a fruit
>>6240963>>6240965A part of me really fucking hates these people because I'm fat and it's already hard enough to lose weight in USA where there's so much slop that tries to masquerade as "healthy alternatives". And these fuckers just eat slop with no consequences. FML
>>6241396It's a common saying you fucking retard. Take your atheistic sneeding elsewhere, no one fucking cares.
>>6241975I was waiting for this version. Thanks for not disappointing, anon.
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>>6241610the fuck is the point of buying diet ince cream like halo top if you are just going to slop it up with mixins? i hate this guy and this video. what a faggot
>>6244772she didn't even remove the stems from the pepercinis. what a lazy fucking whore
>>6240787everyone calling the guy a cuck but how does she settle for a manlet when she's making money independently? it doesn't make senseif he was a cuck why would he call her bro?c'mon guys I think it's the roommate/landlord
>>6240787Damn that bish has no tits
>>6242400Someone having a clitty leak
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>>6242621>>6244782>i hate nouveau riche so much its unreal
>>6245165idk about goyslop but stax is a legendary bazooka
>>6240794Why are young muricans being born like this - What are they putting in murican waters?
>>6245742>legendary bazookaIs that good or bad?
>>6244143>Aerial photos of YpresFucking kek have a (you)
>>6245389I get that this video is a joke but never do that. (Call californians people)
>>6243036Because he's frying in mustard oil and tallow, which are dark in color even when new
>>6245141That's fine, post your video of you doing it first, then I'll explain why his highly specific setup is not yours, and reiterate the original statement of my post since you're accusing me of being unable to see>don't cover the class B fire, add fuel/s (added /s for emphasis)It working in his circumstance isn't impossible and I didn't say it was. It's just an extremely poor idea and unreliable in dealing with the fire. If you'll direct your attention to the very first post of this thread, you'll see that with most fires caught early, the fire isn't the issue so much as panic is. To prevent panic, you provide people the safest and most consistent method of dealing with the issue. That is not and never should be adding more fuel to an active class B fire. I appreciate the several responses with no firefighting experience and limited kitchen experience that seem certain about this, despite the obvious clickbait nature of the video. I'll check back in a day or two when you've decided to continue arguing baselessly for the chink arsonist, in case I feel like effortposting about every reason his kitchen and demonstration is misleading to cooks in Western or Eastern kitchens. In the meantime, go ahead and flash oil in your own kitchen, let it grow, and the use fuel to put it out. Post it here, please.
>>6245141>>6244925Source: your dog's fetid uterus?
>>6245855did you push your glasses up to your face while writing this comment u nerd?but i will agree there are more ways to deal with there fire and i think ur just kinda missing that nuance, that ausiga (aussie asian nigga) dealt with the fire but yes you can cover the fire, but now think of what if you can't cover it for some stupid fucking reason, yes it's unlikely but i just saw a vagina in this thread with nothing to cover her pan with, seemingly, so yea some retards are gonna have to use retarded methods to put out their fires so ya he showed a method, bro ur missing out on nuance unc, u gotta understand there's more than 1 way unc bro ur a unc rn cappin on bussin fr ong, uncing out rn
>>6245856well my source was my asshole farting on your mums nose ya dog cunt
>>6245743Bro don’t realize he’s the main course
>>6246284Every time I see an impressive animal like that slaughtered just to feed some random ass nigger my blood boils
>>6244777No, we tried that already, letting women do simple inconsequential tasks so they could feel useful for their mental health without fucking anything major up. We're not going to return to a failed system. We're going to progress into a new, modern era, where foids are lobotomized at birth and used as breeding stumps. Stop being so old fashioned.
>>6240831One time I poured water onto an oil fire and it just worked to put it out. God loves retards I guess.
>>6241633Why not both?
>>6240800If there's no asian guy giving it a thumbs up at the end how do I know it's good?
>>6244398I gave up that. She never likes anything I think of, even if it's something we've had before. Even if I want to make her favorite, it's never the right time. If she wants to be the picky one she can handle it.
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>>6244804what is this. looks great
>>6245666>"that'll be $327"also, nice trips satan
>>6246591>what is thisSeems like you missed it
>>6241975Interesting. I've never seen Jewish cuisine before.
>>6246729it gets faster and faster and worse and worse.welcome to mr. bones' wild ride kid, there's no getting off
>>6246804I wish somebody had sat down with me and explained in detail how much worse it gets (with pictorial evidence to back it up). I would have strongly considered killing myself when I was, like, 16. I think that's around the peak. If not kill myself, I definitely would have made lifestyle changes and cherished the time I spent on the internet/gaming before it became soulless. Maybe it's just the times right now or something that went wrong with my life specifically, but that's how I feel.
>>6246808offing yourself is never the answer (also it's very selfish) and you just get transferred to a different timeline anyway where you have to live out the rest of your days as written in the book of life except now you have some disability related to whatever method you used in the previous timeline to "off" yourself.or so they say.>cherished the time I spent on the internet/gaming before it became soulless.heh, understandable. but as i reach my mid 40's and ponder the idea of going back in time (impossible for various reasons but a fun thought experiment nonetheless) i would've liked to go to the pub with my granddad for a pint and a cigar and quizzed him about how he set up a worldwide company, got honoured by the queen etc.emulating games has been easy for over 20 years but that's going to be around for a long time whereas spending time with people who are truly important is fleeting.so if you have some fambly you love make the most of it while you can. it's annoying kicking yourself in the arse later in life thinking "goddamnit i have so many questions for my amazing family that i never got to ask because i was too busy being a dumb teenager and they're all gone now - just at the time when i'm old enough to ask the right questions and comprehend the answers".vid unrel
>>6245570THE SALTY ORANGE FOOL
>>6240787>Have a girlfriend who starts a grease fire like this.>She screams for help instead of putting it out herself.>Get to the kitchen, mad, tell her to grow the fuck up and blow up in her face how she's just standing there waving her hands like a retard.>Ask her where the lid is, she tells me it doesn't have one.>Realize she never even turned the stove off or took the pan off the hot eye.>Get more mad.>Fire is getting bigger.>Get a plate, sit it on top of the skillet.>Oxygen cut off.>Fire is out.>She comes running in after its all over and begins blasting the entire kitchen with a fire extinguisher.>She sets off my health issues and suddenly cant get air.>Knock her over to escape house and get outside.>She while I was outside, puts the skillet back on the eye, turns the eye on, and walks outside to check on me.>I do not know she did this.>She calls the fire department and tells them to save us.What are you doing, the fire is out.>I see my entire house on fire now.WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO!>I wanted to finish my dinner! I am still in the process of recovering cost from repairs by suing the bitch into the ground and having her rich parents bail her out.Never fucking doing it again.
>>6246826'kin 'ell lol
>>6245570>*makes trumptards seeth*
>>6246825>>6246847>libtraitors slander and libel GEOTUS for years>pretend to wonder why patriots might have made the mistake of thinking a video titled "orange fool" might be another fake news video mocking GEOTUS>patriots realize their mistake apologize and move on>townsends accepts apology moves on and channel remains apolitical>libtraitors still wont shut the fuck up about it almost a decade later in a fucking cooking gif threadAbsolutely insufferable.
>>6246856Relax niggaIt's just a meme
>>6245748Pho, you dumb bitch.
>>6246859It's an unfunny meme that's been shoehorned into literally fucking everything for the last decade. Honestly, I'm not even a huge fan of Trump. I just don't see how anyone could relentlessly attack a man for this long with the same lame insults and still find it entertaining, but sure enough, I could turn on the telly or go out to a bar right now and hear someone seething about Trump. Like, bro, you clearly had a lot of underlying issues even before Trump ran for president. Get some help.
>>6246583>>6246582there's something desperately sad about this, its not his age either, that's a factor, but its something else
>>6246574You're failing the shit test, bro.
>>6242846Spawncamping
>>6246933For me it's the "how do you do fellow kids" energy and a dark mirror of something I could become at his age if I stray but a little.
>>6247225Fuck, man, I'm only in my thirties and I can't imagine doing some of the shit kids and younger adults do. I bet my parents felt something similar raising me. I think it's just a fact of life that each gen will find the last or next gen stupid, and it feels uncanny when you see someone of one age acting like they should be another.
>>6247222I'm pretty sure it's a korean make-up trend, but her rouge is applied up to her eyes for some reason
>>6247225That's it, its deeply uncomfortable