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There's a qt extroverted zoomie chick at work (t. millienialoid) that I want to follow on IG but it's private and she's very exclusive about it but adds coworkers so I SHOULD have a shot.
>uhhh okay? just follow her, dude.
I can't because I have a coomer IG account that already got rejected.
>uhhh okay? just make a new one and ask her to add you, dude.
I'm a decade older than her and not THAT good looking so I refuse to commit that faux pas

Anyway, I've come up with some strats so far on how to get access.
>1. Wait for her to ask me if I have an IG and tell her I used to have one but never used it and deleted it. That way, I'll be forced to make one and likely get in.
>2. Wait for a DIFFERENT coworker to ask if I have an IG, tell him the same spiel, then eventually get around to adding the qt by saying X made me make one so I'm adding random people.
>3. Get asked about my appearance by her, tell her I have old pics of myself on FB, (her being a zoomie) she says she doesn't use FB anymore, I ask what she does use, she says IG, I give her the not having one spiel, and I ask her if I should make one.

Give me more potential gateways pls. picunrel