This got me thinking. Banks often attract customers like this. They have commercials like "Get paid sooner with CHASE" or whatever. I think banks could offer a service where you can get paid weekly even though your employer pays you biweekly. The bank receives a deposit from your employer for 2 weeks worth of work, and releases half of it to you and then the other half a week later. It would be beneficial to the bank since they get an interest free loan for 1 week since they are simply withholding half from you. It might be hard to start this process since the customer has to first accept that they will only get access to half their money, but once you are over this first hurdle, it becomes very attractive for the average retard. I feel like I am helping our overlords enslave us further by sharing this.

What do you think? Good idea? I think it would work.

I was talking to someone that told me that their bank allows them to receive their wages like a day or two early because of reasons. I said it shouldn't really make a difference because if you get paid on Thursday instead of Friday, since there's still a 7 or 14 day period between the paychecks anyway, so it amounts to the same thing. You're not really getting paid early, you just shifted the pay date. Then we started talking about getting paid weekly or biweekly and he said it's better to get paid weekly. I said if you get paid once every two weeks you can just take half your pay and put it in a box and then after one week you can open the box and take out other half. Fucking magic! Now you get paid weekly. He agreed that getting paid weekly shouldn't be different in theory, but in practice it is different. He's pretty much admitting he's retarded with money or has no willpower. He's not a bad person, I like the guy.

I have a really good idea and I'm going to share it with you since I can never actually implement it because it requires owning a bank and I'm probably never doing that shit. Story time: