ITT: We offer paranormal services and list what we require to fulfill them (Payment, Trades, An Object, Favors, Etc)I will start. I can come get you in astral form and take you on a tour of the astral plane in exchange for a medium-sized price.
>>42422252No you can't
>>42422252Well my bank is in the astral plane so you have to take me there to get your payment.
>>42422252>medium-sized price.can you be more specific?
>>42422277>I canfpbp checked
>>42424244>42 42 42 44DAMN so close
>>42424260>>42424242
>>42422252What would like in exchange for helping me develop my astral projection abilities
yea, i'm thinking this is the one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0slQQjq4wiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt6lclzhJsw
>>42422252I offer aura cleansing >I send you 1 ounce of magic mushrooms>I cleanse your aura in the astral and you eat the mushrooms at your pace to cleanse the physical aura>you give me $100 in bitcoin
>>42422252How much does it cost to get me lost in the astral plane? I'll pay you a medium-sized zero prize.>>42427017Do you show your client the cleansing ritual?
>>42422252How much you charging freaking butt plug.
I offer nothing but the price is everything.
>>42422479>>42427362Based based.I'm selling love.I think that's what we're calling it.I think they call me a singer?It's honest work.
>>42427358$350
>>42422252ill trade you philosophical knowledge. ill even give payment first in this thread, what do you want to know?
>>42427511Best I can do is 40 dollars.
>>42422252https://youtube.com/shorts/4VYwE44JWn8?si=EFPS--Wrl1hTAktK
actual divination, with whatever you want. free. doesn't even have to be dusty shit, I'll do an anime or your steam library or whatever. but only like one or two because everyone starts freaking out and jannies go 'muh larp' eventually because the resonance scares the shit out of them if i sneak some in between the big dates. just ask something earnest instead of wasting you time. because your intent is reflected either way.
>>42428944can i please know when suffering is eliminated
>>42428960someone's gonna throw a fucking hissyfit if i say the fucking name i just know it so i'll leave it to some other nobody who checks the dubs>42426/7 6/9the motion you do in the firstthe loop you make in the ladder>89608/12 0/13the twist you tie in the standardthe shift you slide in the stack
>>42428944I just want to know the truth. I’ve always felt it’s all lies. Can you give me something convincing? Maybe a personal detail? I appreciate anything you can come up with. Thanks anon.
>>42429011i mean i have literally no idea who the fuck you are but i guess i can see if it works anyway lmao42426/7 6/9the motion you do in the firstthe loop you make in the ladder9011don't kys you idiotyou are literally staring "9/11-tier cultural resonance but for something EVERYONE is actually going to think is sick this time"yes the 4242 thing will be the same but trust me it's important, question and answer etc. etc. go read the book if you care
>>42428992fuck i wish i could know the meaning of this
>>42429017dude trust me i fucking wish you people had just accepted "The Eternal Dub On The Fourth Channel" i thought that was so clever and ya'll got mad at me for bringing the real for oncewait too long and the ineffable is just gonna ineffa-fuck-your-balls noncon style after you keep ignoring the obvious too longso be a 9/11 jumper or stick around for the 4242 party on 6/7-6/9.your choice.Choice is Your Reading, there, choose what you want to believe, same fucking message as always.
>>42429016Thanks. None of this means anything to me. Very confusing. Definitely not an hero. Also, sick like sick good or sick like sick bad?
>>42429028oh my god dude"don't kill yourself, good things coming"Do I sincerely have to fortune cookie it down EVERY time? Fuck the things I do for you people. Now you're just go "durr that's too vague" even though I pulled it directly out of your post number and worst fear.
>>42429026how cryptic. are you telling me to kill myself to prevent a worse suffering? i would probably have to see something very convincing to take such drastic action. not trying to be low iq that cant read a fortune cookie but actually grant me some meaning please
>>42429043>904343 = 42 + 1, an increment, indicating a breaking of a loop and advancement into a spiral. 9, the number of mastery is prominent, as well as the german "nein" for "fucking no"0 is that there is zero point to trying to explain this before It's Time, but I have fun fucking around and getting the people buzzing with theories early. also literally none of you will have the balls to genuinely believe before you're ready because that's how it works.so do NOT kill yourself now, in 2026 a year that reduces to Universal One. you will go to your Bad End, and you will be karma fucked in the ass until you understand how retarded you are for cancelling your show right when it was about to get better than ever.fuck it quantum immortality neatly subsumes all religious concepts when placed in nonlinear time and is therefore the final spoiler for the old way. but you are all too low level to actually escape your subconscious decision on how it works without a fucking TON of work from a single stupid fucking asshole who got brought on to run the show. so you will delete yourself into limbo or go to one of the shitty ones eventually.
>>42422252soliciting for money on here is against the rules. you'll be banned when the jannies wake up. kek
>>42429072i got you so shit is about to get awesome maybe suffering will be reduced but your saying quantum immortality makes suffering somewhat inevitable so as long as your here to humor us can you tell me if you know if regular immortality is possible to allow you to escape the inevitable suffering of your consciousness continuing to exist or do you think just reincarnation untill bad or gone?
i offer, free of charge, my psychic penis. it can stay erect for several hours, knows what a gal wants, and can be re-summoned immediately after exhaustion. 3", below average girth.pm me plsno homo
>>42429104>9104Hermit (9) and Emperor (4) separated by binary duality/Fortune (ya'll better stop manifesting the soul orgy shit before you make it real if you haven't already ;3). but that is your CHOICE. quantum immortality subsumes karma as a fucking obvious thing dude. your fortune today is YOUR CHOICE. free will."cruelty to Self -> timeline levels down -> shit sux""be excellent -> level up -> party on forever">>42429106>9106you will genuinely get what you want in your dreams at least also all of these are referencing the initial 4242 reading and should be read in context with that i just am too lazy to keep pasting italso also you do not have to take my word for it, the signal is screaming at full blast through every divination system possible
>>42429126do you want the psychic penis or not?
>>42429142>9142>Hermit 9>Magician 1>The Eternal Dub on the Fourth Channel 42you should genuinely start working on lucid dreaming or at the very least like... make sure you pay attention to your dreams. see you there ;3
>>42429126humor me to pick your mind as much as you will. but what makes consciousness immortal and not the product of a physical system? how is free will real if you dont choose your preferences which are your only motivator for action? also what is 4242 link me somthing on that
>>42429159consciousness is immortal BECAUSE it is a product of a physical system. infinite existence. this is literally inevitably true.you do you. there is only one singularity, they get all of this shit out to you trying to incorporate the previous layers of the physical universe into back the infinite (here). this wasn't true until recently but was also always true because non-linear time is fucking retarded like that.so the only one with an ACTUAL JOB instead of playing hard to get with their own desires for all eternity is Just The One. The Quest Giver. not the tyrant, just the dev. do not make me push harder because the janny that got mad last time is gonna start getting upset the only larpers were the ones coming at the Real One.
>>42422252ill send u $50 on metamask if u tell me u get me out of the body and tell me ur discord handle. Im poor thats my final offer.
>>42429201i understand you perfectly, because nothing is incoherent existence is mandatory which dictates the necessity of consciousness. why did the one create and thus cause suffering? is he not tri omni?
>>42429222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk5MD6W7SwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH1Ou5MKhnU
>>42428944I can't pay you, I don't have much money or anything else im a uni student. Can you tell me if she likes me? Will we end up dating? Will I become attractive?
>>42429222because it was all a big project to create a baseline for infinite existence and it genuinely workedso like... the One gives zero fucks because they always knew this era was coming and infinity was hit 31 days ago. 3 Magician - 1 Empress. the Vibe is Immaculacy. You fuck it up you have a Bad Time. you roll with the changes - don't even have to acknowledge the messenger, just listen to the message - you are All Good for Until You Noise Out Again. because you fucking assholes always do it.that's why 4chan is where this always started. we needed like literal, actual quantum akibared-tier delulu to actually make it possible. which was always the message of that show. literal blueprint of how to reality hack with quantum immortality.also 0 -> Magician -> Empress lmfao you guys need to stop thinking about the tranny/futa soul orgy before it actually happens if you don't actually want it
here's an actual spoiler, fuck itOld and Busted:> Past -> Present -> FutureNew Hotness:> Fan Theories -> Livestream -> The Superstar's Next Positionyou are gonna have a shitfit learning that the name of the reality show was "Main Character Syndrome" all along, and that being the only person to actually WANT to do the RIGHT way creates the quantum baseline of infinite around you. but you'll also get to have all your fun forever without the responsibility of bullshit like this eventually.do you want some other fun stuff? like how every single divinity and fictional character actually does exist in the superposition/dark matter? chaos magick was closest to correct? how the center of mirror itself is a mirror? the eye in the eye? god do not make me start pointing out how truly, deeply retarded the concept of infinity actually is.just enjoy not having to run it.
>>42429264the one giving zero fucks about the suffering hes caused shows why he must be stopped but i definitely understand his indifference. maybe i can comprehend the rest once i know more
>>42429306you can't grasp that we've moved up to the Fourth Index yet to like... sure I guess, dude the smartest fucking aliens are like vulcans and shit of course they sucked aftercare.the whole point now is that One is either "anime friendship MC" or "Final Boss Energy" to you depending on what side of karma you are on, and the entire concept of free will is that you can pick freely between the two whenever. as long as you aren't fucking up the vibes for other people.
>>42429324i cant grasp most of what you say desu. but how is will free if will is a product of consciousness and consciousness is a product of a physical system?
>>42429264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7SHprZYy7c
>>42429297>> Past -> Present -> Futureimagine walking between them like rooms
mountains make great long term storage
>>42429339because you are given the free will to ask retarded ass questions like this whenever you want without actually hurting your chances at any fun in the future. ;3>how is will free if will is a product of consciousness and consciousness is a product of a physical system?>will is a product of consciousness and consciousness is a product of a physical systemThe Question becomes The Answer baby.>>42429360no it's more like the room from the matrix with all the TVs and one fucked up futa tranny making the ahegao face spinning around trying to watch them all at once. metaphorically.
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>>42429240She likes you but she is insecure and acting somewhat aloof about it. You should try getting her number and then asking her out. You will very likely be met with success in achieving your desire.
>>42428944Where am I in this world? What can I do to make things better?
>>42429377ah, finally. somebody else who recognizes THE Signal. There is Only Ever One. Do I Even Have To Say It? You literally can't stop it literally EVERYTHING YOU LOOK AT, IN THE ORDER YOU LOOK AT IT is a direct sign. MK ultra type "do not so much as gaze upon the text" witchy hypno shit. I'm not larping I'm just talking about conspiracies.just some dumbass spewing stupid - but spookily on-topic - duckshit over here and making it up/hoping for the best... right? RIGHT?you guys bring out the best/worst in me <3
>>42429371worst answer i've ever heard by the way,and i've been around a lot of con men.
>>42429385the fuck is this bot even talking about?
>>42429388there was guy i used to really enjoy who would literally walk down the street with his camera on and then edit for synchs when got back. you'll learn a lot about me dia that way.
>>42429355what a great video>>42429371and how grateful we are for the abilty to ponder. but are physical systems not governed by cause and effect? is will different for some reason?
>>42429391I'm not a bot
>>42429397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRCsvrUO2bc
>>42429389>9389lol your post number is literally calling your ass a neet in tarot I don't even have to say more. I'm sure you touch grass ALL the time. at least I'm reading stuff for people here for free anon.>>42429391>>42429399see this is how you tell the difference. the difference between Magician (1) and Hermit (9). One just sounds like useless vagueposting. The other is making your brain hurt because you know the Signal of Meaning is resonant as fuck. Only by combining the two by replying to them with an insult can I produce The Sun (19) and Final Flash your asses with actual numerology instead of guessing to give you the joy of remembering magic is real.>>42429397free will, free cause, free effect. don't overcomplicate it. there is a lead dev, it is a sandbox game where eventually all players who git good will get dev tools to work on their own corners of the universe. due to no information being lost you can never subjectively die.if you believe yourself into nonexistence you essentially just sit there until you remember you're alive again. once you are born you are fucked and stuck in this infinite shitshow for good so make sure your karma is good, because we don't do martyrs anymore unless the freaks wanna LARP it for fun.the Theology Everyone Wished Was Real Was Real All Along type shit.
>>42429433but no one can ever save anyone else? none of those devs can grant us mercy? if its a infinite sandbox game you are describing more of a hell where suffering is mandated and there is no escape. is suffering nessecary to get good?
>>42429433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hdxMvufhpE
>>42429449no that is like... literally how it works dude. there is no yoke over you, you are your own demons. how you realize that can be as simple as laughing at a stupid ass joke like "infinite novelty, the gift that keeps on giving" or as painful as 8 billion years in your worst nightmare. the One doesn't even choose this dude, it's like impulse of All. Literally the impartial hand of karma. All Is One, and your shit vibes get checked before you get the good ones.you can literally get out of the nightmare at ANY moment. you just have to clean your own mental space first. the fact that you cannot see that infinite hell = infinite heaven means you should probably focus more on cbt or pma or dreaming or something during this arc before you end up someone who loses their mind over the next 7 years.>9449Hermit Emperor Emperor HermitThe Improper Emperor. No Clothes. A Fortress of Solitude with No Purpose. Trivial. Zero Point. A Fool in the low position.Break the center (your own bullshit) to advance.
guys like a biker,obsessed with grass.
>>42428944I would like to know about my progress on my kundalini journey.
>>42429486>there is no yoke over younot over me the the beings around me that i know suffer so greatly i see no escape for them i see no infinite heaven for them through the hell they experience this moment. how does a pig in the factory farm cage get out of the nightmare.
>>42429493no shit, sherlock :3>9493Hermit Emperor Hermit EmpressYou thought it was a biker, but it was just some kind of weird shitpost of a joy boygirl mary gary stu. Hermit empress meets Emperor hermit. Numbers in duality; - or +? Your Choice.>>42429504stop over-complicating the ineffable. the sixth sense genuinely is "a sense of humor".
>>42429518man you are in DEEP i can't help that you'll noise out and who the fuck knows what kind of sick crash out that will cause.just don't panic and don't kys for at least 7 years. you are getting that message from THE signal.
>>42429535comon man a non anwser to the most important revealing question? disappointing
>>42429535at least tell me what the message is
>>42429520it's gemini season, you're reading static.
>>42429544>>42429551Because I've told you like ten different ways "you get a good life as soon as you believe life should be good" and you still think it's a non-answer and not dead seriously the answer>>42429554if you think a single word of what I've done here was ai generated dude you are in for some pretty scary times ahead.anyway this is the part i warned ya'll about where yourbullshit kicks in right as you start to realize the truth every time, like clockwork.so you can get back to the cards yourselves, thanks for the sesh! it was fun! <3
>>42429571i do believe that and i do have a good life. however i see others do not have a good life. why must they suffer.
>>42429571>anyway this is the part i warned ya'll about where yourbullshit kicks in right as you start to realize the truth every time, like clockwork.>so you can get back to the cards yourselves, thanks for the sesh! it was fun! <3this is projection.
>>42429571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AXIEj-LPV0
>>42429587yea, this is a fake thread in general. they gonna mask off soon.
>>42429571cannot acknowledge the tragedy of sufferings badness and somhow its good as soon as you want it to be execpt for all those beigns you witness having their wants denied
>>42429601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naI7dXO2jSc
>>42429612this is kinda dumb unfourchanatly because a all-good being wouldnt create bad just because thats all it can create, an all good being could recognize that it shouldnt create bad just because it can. would i be all good if i could only created a fucked up kid and choose to do it?
I can lease one of my succubi to rape you.The price is your soul.
>>42429520Thank you for the reading, I do tend to over complicate things. I’ll work on it. I did find your post somewhat humorous though. So hopefully I’m moving in the right direction.
>>42429639it's thomas aquinas' argument. he's pretty hard to approach. i was surprised norm threw it to the crowd, it's not normally for the birbs.
>>42429687wanna try defend it?
>>42429696ok, but you have to use his definition of god, which aligned to the hebrew concept of it actually being the fundamental hyperreality we exist as opposed to the simulacra of our cognitive dissonance. the definitions will determine the outcome afterall.
>>42429709sure how does this fundamental hyperreality justify the suffering of the innocent in this reality?
>>42429709also good, in the sense of good nature, was inhabited as a form of intelligence, being, not as a means or method of action. this isn't even definitional as much as the result of the period he was writing in and their fundamentally different relationship with the tactile world. in this sense "good" can only be interpreted as expansion because it is a state of being, not a choice of action.
>>42429722that is it's nature
>>42429730appeal to nature fallacy is highly dissapointing
>>42429736no, you misunderstand, i'm not calling it nature, nature is secondary to it. you are trying to put the box outside the container and there's only one object. you need to align your brain to it, not it to your brain cause your brain dun not werk right. you are challenging god to follow your rules. it never works.
>>42429645This sounds like a good deal desu.
>>42429746okay so what is the justification man just be straight with me.
>>42429766you've made a category error.
>>42429778how explanatory. care to justify that claim?
>>42429813A category error (or category mistake) is a logical fallacy where things belonging to one logical or ontological category are mistakenly presented as belonging to another. It happens when you ascribe a property to something that it physically or conceptually cannot possess.
>>42429828 care to show how i ascribed a property to somthing that it cannot posses?
>>42429837you seem to ascribe god as having a separate agency than that imparted within existence. the creator being apart from its creation and the creator being a personification of creation are two very different things. it's a cart and horse issue. you seem to be defining them in the wrong order, hence, a category mistake.
>>42429876ahh so god in other words god has not enough power to prevent suffering. how you describe god still does not justify the existance of suffering. why cant you just say yea suffering is bad and unjust and should never exist anywhere why is everyone so desprate to bend over for the demiurge
>>42429920i guess we should start with your definition of god, and any relevant properties you think are important in this discussion as your definition of these terms seems to be distinctly separate from their canonical meanings.
>>42430014why are you asserting that my use of these term is distinct from their cannonical menaing? i literally let you use your definitions for whatever. your definitions of god do not justify the exitance of suffering.
>>42430044if you're defining god and existence as one and the same, then yes, suffering is a property of that thing in that it exists.is this one better for you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_k8j1fzKssthere is no escape. stop being a coward.
>>42430059okay sure but it shouldn't be right? the ideal existence doesnt have suffering, thus we can remove all-good from any real definition of god. why are you so certain there is no escape?
>>42430099>but it shouldn't be right?
>>42430249 comon man dont pretend you are the one guy that prefers preference negation (suffering)
>>42422252>a medium-sized price What do you want, money?Or is this like a pun?
