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>nobody ever talks about us
taurbros, are we just NPCs?
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https://voca.ro/16DNg9vW1iW8
Humn ok antyrois ik fiel d FIELD FIK CUNT toriid m tOROID N THE KIGHTBODY A KUMINION EGG AYS DON JUANITO
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>>42424886
>tfw thought this is a Nobody thread...
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>>42424975
it may as well be lol
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>>42424886
>are we just NPCs?
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You’re not bulls. You’re bullshit.
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>>42424987
are you trying to imply that taurbros are just wet whores begging for master's hard cock 24/7, with empty bimbo brains devoid of the very capacity for independence or rebellion, that we just wanna be good girls that receive master's praise and feel good everywhere at once?

because that's total nonsense
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>>42424886
Taurus is unlikely to be astrology or /x/ topics generally. They don't have that naturally, a lot is needed to get them into it.
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>>42424987
Hot cow girls makes me go monkey brain
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>>42425002
taurus is the master of this world
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>>42425002
Cowgirls are hot to
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>>42424886
No one talks about virgo either.
It is what it is brother
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>>42425016
But I am a sun taurus and I have read Chris Brennan's book on hellenistic astrology, and I have also read Vatis Valens shit and I even read some shit from Plotinus. I am also aware of who Alan Leo is and why he's a prick that kinda fucked up modern astrology.

And I am aware of who Carl Jung is, and that he is super based.
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>>42425002
What it that is for taurwoman
And taurbros would be the master in question
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>>42425002
>are you trying to imply that taurbros are just wet whores begging for master's hard cock 24/7, with empty bimbo brains devoid of the very capacity for independence or rebellion, that we just wanna be good girls that receive master's praise and feel good everywhere at once?
>because that's total nonsense

The Hierophant Reversed.
>flips the bull sigil upside down ~ its horns become a leash, very unfortunate geometry

>Taurus upright: grounded, sensual, loyal, stable, pleasure-loving, stubborn, devoted to comfort.

>Taurus reversed / upside down: comfort becomes captivity. Sensuality becomes dependency. Loyalty becomes submission. Stability becomes refusal to move.

The breakdown in your post is over-denial.

You took “Taurus shadow = indulgent, dependent, pleasure-bound, stubbornly submissive to comfort” and immediately translated it into an extreme horny humiliation script ~ then denied it.

That tells us the symbol hit the appetite/self-control nerve:

“I am not ruled by pleasure. I just really, really need you to know I’m not ruled by pleasure.”

>Taurus Shadow Realm: the bull no longer charges. It waits at the gate for treats and calls it free will.
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>>42425032
yeah that's true too
signs that get the least attention seem to be earth signs, except for capricorn because "THE DEVIL OOOOOO EDGY"
taurus and virgo I hear about the least by far

earth signs being associated with physical sensation and physical needs or the physical world maybe? so people just assume that means you can't be spiritual or enlightened or mystical, you have to be a water sign or a fire sign or an air sign for that. It's really just stupid. I am myself a very spiritual minded person, I have deeply studied astrology and all this stuff, but my approach to it is far more "pragmatic", I don't care as much about the theory of why or how it works. For me it is just a tool that produces a physical reality. That's it. I can measure the results of a divination reading in terms of does it improve my financial situation, does my health or mood improve, did this knowledge I obtained actually lead to success or fullfillment in some way? If not, then it's just a waste of my time to be doing it. But if it "works" then it works and it has some value.

An air sign might be interested in this stuff for theoretical reasons, the intellectual side of it. A fire type might see opportunities to create something or start up some novel thing or inspire people with it. A water sign might be concerned about how people feel or their own feelings and need some way to relate to people and to themselves. But an earth sign can also be interested in this stuff, because it ACTUALLY IS REAL AND IT ACTUALLY DOES WORK AND IT IS NOT JUST AIR/FIRE/WATER ABSTRACT BULLSHIT. IT IS ACTUALLY TANGIBLE AND REAL AND HAS REAL CONSEQUENCES AND REAL REWARDS.
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>>42425062
I wasn't denying anything at all. I was being ironic and sarcastic and actually directly implying what you think you just came up with yourself and you think you're calling me out for. You just missed it because apparently I was too subtle for you.

Also, I've seen you around faggot. You're emotionally vulnerable to criticism and cannot handle it. Now that I've said this, you've lost all control and will not accept anything further. You are predictable and boring.
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>>42425071
>actually directly implying
Perfect then.
Everyone is on the same page now~
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>>42425091
yes, now we are I hope
do not think I don't know my own demons
and do not think you know them better than I do
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>>42425063
Kinda like that desu
Though my moon is pisces and my AC is aries
So that probably answers why i have the "i want to understand body, mind and Spirit and them some."

But overall these two seen underrated, i hope taurwoman are like cowgirls.
If so, i would move having a taur gf
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>>42425100
>do not think you know them better than I do
~I Do Think ThaT~
But maybe you can tell me something I don't know.
~I would like that~
Hit me with something I don't understand.
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Taurus bros are the realest bros
Taurus chicks are good when they're good, but the worst when they're the worst. I know I'm still living rent free in your head, woman.

t.virgo m
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>>42425148
ANOTHER VIRGOCHAD LEST GOOOO

How are ya brother
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>>42425120
For me, Sun, Mars, and Mercury are all a stellium in the 4th. Moon is in Capcicorn in the 12th, not a good placement but I know what it means. My mother was not a very good person and she did not treat me or even herself very well, I'll just leave it at that. Rising is Aquarius, so there's that theoretical drive I have probably, but it's just a drive to not look stupid in front of others mainly, a persona you might say, not my "true self", which is the easy going Taur. I do enough research to know what I'm talking about, basically. But I don't go beyond that. I am not superficial, but nor am I deep. I try to stay in the goldilocks zone of being relatable but still having something meaningful to say.
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>>42425216
Fair enough.

I myself just give in any type of information i like, to understand, exploit, better it or other things.

All things feel like a play so i am always trying to master it all to make the biggest game and best game too.
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>>42425167
AYOOOOOO!
Life does get better and sweeter over the years.
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>>42425246
I mean, my life always been quite nice and its getting even better now desu.
BUT LETS GOOOO VIRGOCHADS UNITE.

Btw we share our likings for taurgirls.
But not for thr same reasons, i just think cowgirls are hot
Lololololol
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Tauruses can not handle criticism, it infuriates us to the point of self destruction. We must be aware of our weaknesses, and that is our main fault.
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>>42425271

While us virgochads, we might just cease to exis-
-ome back later after a while, like super positi-
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>>42425140
I have been considering doing what you're doing. Using the major arcana to focus my existence into particular forms on the fly, as needed, for particular contexts and particular reasons, so that I can act in much more dynamic ways. I have foreseen its effectiveness and I am convinced that it is a powerful technique for achieving almost anything imaginable. But it is not easy and it is also potentially dangerous, so I am not rushing in right away. I could use any advice you might have to offer. Despite the criticism I gave you, you are not black and white, you are flawed but you are also beautiful in other ways and I wish to imitate that beauty somewhat. I am a taurus afterall. I do admire beautiful things.
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>>42425294
Based
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>>42425304
IF NO ONE CALLS US BASED OR CRINGE, WE SHALL DO IT OURSELFS!
THE OVERMAN WILL BE VIRGO!
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As the OP, and a taur, I am giving you virgolads this thread to do with as you please. Anyone who calls virgo posts offtopic is a faggot. Even though I made it for taurs, it seems to have drawn in some virgo cousins and that's actually pretty chill so I don't want to force the topic. We can talk about virgos and stuff here too. I suppose all earth signs are welcome. We don't get enough love bros. Earth is too much materialism for /x/? I dunno what the vibe clash is really.
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>>42425329
Earth signs unite
Because we kinda lonely.....
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>>42425063
>ACTUALLY IS REAL AND IT ACTUALLY DOES WORK AND IT IS NOT JUST AIR/FIRE/WATER ABSTRACT BULLSHIT. IT IS ACTUALLY TANGIBLE AND REAL AND HAS REAL CONSEQUENCES AND REAL REWARDS.
Taurus Stellum and can confirm. It took about 15 years to convince me that this stuff is real but once I was convinced I immediately wanted to exploit it for material benefits. I also hate the claim that there is no such thing as a bad chart, because if this shit works (it does) then it will work to explain people with truly shit lives. The Chinese factory workers that jump off buildings probably have bad 6th house placements for example.
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>>42425365
As a virgochad, thats true.
Though i never "denied" i was always "maybe?"

But now i really want to Just be better in all ways, spiritual related too.
NEED TO PREPARE THE OVERMAN DAMN IT
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>>42424886
>taurbros, are we just NPCs?
I'll get back to you on that after i finish eating and masturbating
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>>42425430
jokes on you buddy
I'm eating and masturbating right now
and I can still reply to your shitpost and be a philosopher as well
many such cases
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>>42425312
Ok eat shit and fuck off then
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>>42425476
It is a start i guess.

Either way, g'day/night to you too sir
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>>42425441
Discipline.
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Your last name means shit-eating NPDhaver in my book still, Twin. And worse for your wife n boys and the one you
>>>didn't
"care about"
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>>42424886
That's cause we ain't attention whores like 80% of the signs.
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>>42425016
Taurus bro here. Mysticism was an interesting of mine ever since I was a wee lad. Ever since I gained conscience I was always pulled to the subject, along side computer science.

I think every autist just has a set of predefined hobbies that the instinctively pursue no matter what. I grew up in a Christian home but always harbored an interest in occult philosophy, despite not be able to study it for a decade.

>>42425062
>always felt incomplete
>used pleasure to feel complete
>went through enough growth to feel complete without pleasure
>now stuck with old habits

The struggle is real. Pray for a brotha
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>>42425299
~pleasure always~
~~~occult philosophy~~~
~incomplete~
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Taurus is meant to be the inspiration for a world change. Sadly they are failing hard thats why this world have become shit since years.
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>>42426105
It's a global energetic imbalance that effects everything, not just Tauruses
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>>42426105
>fixed earth sign
>thinks this means inspiration for change
>it in fact means inspiration to be conservative

now you're going to argue with me, because you don't understand that "fixed" means inertia, weight, not change. It means stability, continuous motion that does not falter or shake or vary. It is reliable, consistent, deterministic.

If you want change, you're looking for mutable signs, not fixed signs. Perhaps cardinals, but cardinals themselves are more about starting up new and novel things, not necessarily with the focus being change itself, change is just inccidental to cardinals. Mutable signs are the ones most focused on changing things, both themselves and others, situations, ideas, everything. Mutable earth signs are mostly interested in changing sensations, things that can be embodied as objectively real things, so they are good at finding alternatives and permutations to an objective situation where there are different ways to achieve the same sensory experience. They can come up with many alternative recipies that all taste similar, for example, or take one recipie and turn it into five different recipies that all taste different from the original. They are good at this sort of task, playing with permutations. All mutable signs share this talent for their particular area of expertise. For earth signs it is sensations, for air it is theories, for fire it is the passions, and for water it is relationships.
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>>42426168
this^
it is a shared burden and a shared "failure" if one chooses to see it as a failure at all

I do not personally think that way and am not a doomer, I just recognize everything moves in cycles and there are always highs and lows. Generally you could say we are in kind of a low point, but nothing lasts forever besides eternity itself. Eventually things will recover for awhile, and then get even worse somehow, and then recover again, and so forth. We will always invent new ways to torture ourselves and then realize we're being stupid and fix the problem just before it becomes too late, only to invent yet another one and repeat the cycle ad infinitum.

Not even the heat death of the universe will stop this process. We'll figure out some way to bypass even that probably.
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>>42425032
Scorpio here with a Virgo best friend. More like brothers.
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I know a taurus who secretly despairs over whether or not he even exists. It has now become a mission of mine to help him realize he does.
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>>42426105
The entire world is built upon gambling at the moment so of course an earth sign will struggle. Seriously what gets you ahead? Stock market, tech startups, crypto, reselling, selling cheap junk, crime, scamming? All forms of gambling. Artisan work is becoming less and less valuable with services like Amazon and increasing industrialization in china and whatnot, just a bad time to be an earth sign.
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The Taurus/Scorpio axis is really fascinating to me.

Taurus is life, pleasure, sensuality, material comfort and stability. Scorpio is pain, secrecy, obsession, decay, and death.

Taurus accumulates parasites, and Scorpio's corrosion sheds them.
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Aquarius are the main characters.
The rest of you are NPCs in our world :)
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>>42426994
yes, you are the main characters in your imaginary virtual worlds in The Sims where you gave all of them names of people you know, and now you're off your meds and think that's literally reality

many such cases
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>>42427066
keep coping, this is the age of Aquarius, you exist in our world
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>>42424886
Taurus with sun in Taurus and moon in Sagittarius, I have no idea what that means.

I've heard that I'm not supposed to like esoteric or spiritual things because I'm a Taurus, but I suppose that's based on the assumption that the physical world has no magic.
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>>42426260
Niceeee

Strength to you too scorpio brother
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>>42424886
I am me and the onus is on the haters to prove I am less than that.
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>>42426994
this and, correct.
>>42425120
>Though my moon is pisces and my AC is aries
same.
but why would you want a taurus npc gf? 100% they are vaxxed too. i know one taurus and hes 200% believing any and everything mainstream 2oyience tells him to. incredibly boring and uninspired ppl
bumping still
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>>42427744
I think cowgirls are hot anon. Thats about it
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>>42426994
Is that a rule/law?
If so~
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>>42424886
Venusian sign, Trump is MC Taurus
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>>42424886
>are we just NPCs?
Stop confusing yourself with Capricorn. You guys are the chad construction workers and home builders. The Capricucks are the ones seething in their normie cubicles.
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>>42427332
>I've heard that I'm not supposed to like esoteric or spiritual things because I'm a Taurus
That is complete retardation, your spiritual insights are channeled through your chart placements and what house everything is in, not just le sun sign and moon sign. Drop the full wheel if you want to actually know

https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/birth-chart-horoscope-online
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>>42426994
Guaranteed this guy has a Leo/Cap stellium in his chart somewhere
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>>42427991
What about us virgochads who cease to exis-


-ome back later after a while
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>>42424886
Mmm yes. Me with a capricorn sun. I just want to make a taurus titcow drink milk so the boobs are maintained.
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>>42428407
Damn. Based.
Taurgirls boobs must be mantained
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>>42428419
Cattle gf required
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>>42427083
What a pathetic comeback from a stunlocked MC about to get murked by the boss of the tutorial level. Keep projecting your delusions, the only one coping is you.
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>>42424975

The Nobody is an Aquarius (sidereal). We're in the age of Aquarius. It's his and our destiny.
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>>42429192

>took the bait

Probably a Taurus.
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>>42425002
Every taurus woman I've met is a total slut. They like to be edgy and do that stupid nose piercing and pretend to be lefty but lust for lumberjacks and to have their hair pulled/dominated etc. Because emotionally driven, they have multiple glaring hypocritical philosophies as foundation. Many such cases.
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>>42428393

Virgo = Virgin. It's scientifically impossible for Virgos to be Chads.
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>>42429200
Yes it was a juicy bait. I find it impossible to resist the vulnerability of narcissists who constantly need to virtue signal their inferiority complex in the hopes that their fellows will latch on and back them up.
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>>42429221

Taurus confirmed.
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>>42426994
Libra reporting in.

I used to know an aquarian in high school who was super into astrology, but he started taking tranny pills and going through the transitioning process and it kinda grossed a lot of people out. He ended up losing a lot of friends and left our school the following semester. I looked into this and found out this is a very common thing among aquarians, because they're so "progressive". Kinda tragic if you ask me. Enjoy being a "main character" in your tranny universe bro.
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>>42429239

Saturn rules Aquarius so their lives don't usually go well until Saturn matures (age 30-36). Saturn is longevity - early life struggles but eventual success, at least wherever an Aquarius Sun sits and whichever house it rules and aspects.
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>>42429270
aquarius is ruled by uranus tho, which actually makes more sense than saturn anyway

now you will argue with me
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>>42429274

>tropical astrology

lol
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I've come to offer schizoflowers
Stained with Iris are their petals
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>>42429282
... no, vedic astrology also acknowledges uranus as the planetary lord of aquarius unless you use hellenistic methods. All forms of modern astrology acknowledge the planets neptune, uranus, and pluto.

you dont even know who ketu and rahu are, do you?
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wait hold up

this nigger thinks he's an aquarian and uses sidereal timing methods, so he's about 72 degrees off and actually a capricorn and doesn't even know it? lmfao, now all the dick measuring and egotism makes perfect sense. Get the fuck outta here you fake ass imposter lol holy shit my sides right now
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>>42429239
Don't talk shit about your allies.
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mfw taurus sun taurus ascendant
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>>42429292
>ketu and rahu
jeetu and saaru
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>>42429321
why are you putting yourself down? you said you prefer vedic astrology and claim to be an aquarian MC based on their system
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>>42429316
you've been doing that the whole thread
it's literally what you came here to do
go fuck yourself, you reap what you sow
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>>42429345
>>42429340
None of that's true. More than 1 person here is named anonymous. Assuming you're talking to the same person is 70 iq.
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>>42429379
Yes it is tho lmfao. Holy shit you coward, dont back down now. Fuck you are so pathetic. How dissapointing. You call people NPCs yet you're reading your replies from a fucking script, acting perfectly predictable. Just reset and go fuck with some other thread. You fumbled this play. Try harder next time. Be more creative and less robotic.
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>>42429392
Ok saar
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>>42429395
Beep boop reply. Beepo beeop beep? Control C control V?

Lol, fucking NPC. Checkmate nigger. Get the fuck outta here. Try being more real next time if you wanna be the main character. Fake ass bitch.
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>>42429475
Vishnu isn't real
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>>42429463
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>sagittarius thread goes nowhere
>taurus thread pops off
So /x/ was an NPC cattle board after all. I didn't know I was posting with hamburger meat.
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>>42429540
Beep boop? BEEEEEEEEEP?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LU3THF_058&list=RD5LU3THF_058&start_radio=1
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>>42429564
get real
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>>42429540
Really dumb thing to say. You just insulted the top nigga.
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>>42429186
CATTLE GF IS MORAL AND GOOD!!!!

If no cattle gf, why live?(So i can get many cattle gf of course.)
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>>42429212
Basedscience.
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>>42424886
This thread seems to indicate ya'll are okay. The other ones didn't do nearly this well. Even got some virgochads chillin with ya. Kinda based ngl.
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>>42429212
Jesus was a virgin and a chad.
Check mate or something
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>>42429656
don't even bother
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>>42429617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxbA_f9Uggk&list=RDyxbA_f9Uggk&start_radio=1
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>>42429656
why jesus fucking christ then?
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>>42429212
>Virgo = Virgin
Correct, but they're not incels seething, they literally analyzed why roasties are disgusting creatures to fuck, and decided it wasn't worth it.

Virgo = Volcel
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>>42429694
Because........ HE IS A VIRGOCHARD
RAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
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>>42429780
I am the opposite, i analyzed WHY i wanted to fuck and so i do

I want thus i fuck.

Lolol
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>>42429788
chill <you're gonna pop a disc in your back or sumthing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcfXWtI7ML0&list=RDNcfXWtI7ML0&start_radio=1
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>>42429799
>{ INITIATING ANAYLISIS }
>TARGET AQUIRED : CODENAME - [ Vagina ]
>OUTCOME DIAGNOSIS : "Penis feels good"
>{ INITIATING INSERTION }
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>>42424886
no, the others just love to bitch
t. pisces
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>>42429885
I DONT BELIVE IN Y-
*Crack*
OOOOOOOOUCH.
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>>42429928
>ANALYSING ANON [TARGET AQUIRED]
>CONCLUSION: FAGGOTRON.
>SET INTO FAGLAND FOR FAGGOTRY

Beep boop
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>>42429988
>9988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OST9Uynjm3E&list=RDOST9Uynjm3E&start_radio=1
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>>42430006
Oh wait that kinda bangs.
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>>42430023
find and translate the lyrics
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>>42430047
Hmmmmm, later, im on a bus now
But it bangs
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>>42430051
glad you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAZ_0EbxO0s&list=RDqAZ_0EbxO0s&start_radio=1
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>>42429994
KEK
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>>42430212
>Uses AI to try to dunk on me
>Faggotron status confirmed
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>>42430212
ye
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>>42430226
Nah I know it's slop I just found it funny asf the way it phrased it.
>By upgrading you from a standard board slur to a "FAGGOTRON" and exiling you to "FAGLAND"
>Are you going to let the Faggotron diagnosis stand?
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>>42430241
Put fag and something and its funny
Thats the key to reality
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>>42430212
holy shit this is cringe
like, I know people actually do this because they're just NPCs that need AI to write their insults for them, by LITERALLY USING ROBOTS INSTEAD OF THEIR OWN BRAINS. Holy shit dude. How fucking cooked are you if you dont even care enough about your own shitposts to actually make them your own?

Bro, it's like you don't want to exist. You don't want to take the chance someone might mock you. Why do you even care so much? Get over your bad parenting and the public education system and reclaim your fucking identity before its too late.

God I fucking worry for zoomers, AI has really stolen their souls and hollowed them the fuck oit into clay vessels being shaped by everything aroundnthem. No internal world at all.

I know you came in here just casually trying to dab and have fun, but this shit is really kind of tragic and horrifying because its happening to everyone, everywhere and there seems to be no way to stop it or even slow it down.

Do you even think about any of this shit dude? Have you ever thought about this? Like, do you actually have thoughts of your own? Are you capable of independent opinions or serious responses? Can you actually respond to this post without attacking it or being resentful? Do you have the capacity for theory of kind and empathy? I'm genuinely curious how you will respond to this.
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>>42430212
not this mf again
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>>42430544
he's the one who has been making the astro threads lately, I just made this one myself. I figured he was just another AI schizo, but I had to be sure. We have so many of those now it's unreal. AI has turned so many people into turbo obnoxious schizos it makes browsing the board difficult now. /sci/ also has this problem if you ever browse that board. Schizos empowered by AI have totally ruined /sci/ and /x/.

he's a resident /x/ schizo, though, he's your typical scumbag narcissist schizo compared to the more mature gentrified schizos that make meaningful thread contributions like lucifer.
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>>42430451
>using AI for a theatrical joke is the same as letting a robot think for you
Imagine typing an entire seething paragraph for this shit, because le funny slop bot self inserted itself into the thread

>>42430544
Kek

>>42430570
>make meaningful thread contributions
I'm doing both actually, I'm alternating between giving actual genuine readings and using the slop bot to cause chaos in the thread for a laugh. It's a basket weaving forum, stop taking the shit so seriously god damn

>>42430275
Facts
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>>42430738
Ok, real question

Which gf you would take from the astrology chart? I prefer the taurus oriented woman
Love my cow gf
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>>42430738
You're eating shit in every single astro thread right now. And you're having fun eating shit, you're not funny, it's not a theatrical joke. Nobody laughed. It's cringe top everyone but you. Nobody is taking you seriously, not even me. I complaining about you the way someone complains when someone's dog won't shut the fuck up and needs constant attention and praise. You're not special buddy. But clearly you wish you were. Maybe just think about it. Come up with something better than this. Can you? Or are you just a lazy nigger?
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>>42430212
>uses ai to shitpost on 4chan
holy cringe batman
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>>42428003
Okay, what the hell does this mean? Does my ass get penetrated by Paimon if I try to do magic?
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>>42430793
You mean for me personally? I'm hardwired to like alien chicks, so probably Aquarius, but that would be too cold since I need muh emotional connection underneath, so their moon would have to match my Pisces with Scorpio or something. I'd also want them so be outgoing and adventurous at their core, So probably something like
>Aquarius Rising
>Sag/Aries Sun
>Scorpio Moon
I'd probably vibe with that

>>42430873
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kek

>>42430930
>Seethes at clanker

>>42430931
You need the bottom half of the wheel too, with the grid and aspects, but so far it looks like immovable rock that's also schizo/energetic at the same time (Saturn is preventing you from going full schizo though), what part of yourself do you want to know the most?
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>>42431470
>all that was wrote
>his brain just sees "reeeeeeeeeee"
yes keep filtering yourself you fucking coward
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>>42431517
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
kek
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>>42431470
>responds to multiple baits at once
holy cringe again
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>>42431536
say something else
hello? you a human?
do you actually think for yourself nigger?
solve the fucking captcha for me please
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>>42429780
This but unironically.
t. Virgo Rising
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>>42425063
>so people just assume that means you can't be spiritual or enlightened or mystical, you have to be a water sign or a fire sign or an air sign for that.
i'm dogshit at the physical world too. what the fuck am i supposed to do (other than an hero)
>t. virgo
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>>42425063
Spiritual connections are built through your chart placements, not what le sun sign you are. Mainly with whatever is sitting in the 9th or 12th house, or even 8th house, or if you've got Pisces/Scorpio moon or something. Going based off "Earth sign = No spirit" is the most mundane pop astrology take imaginable.
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>>42425063
earth is practical
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>>42433242
Yeah. Family oriented.



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