>>42425238
ok

>>42425238
rollin

I expect the number of people who act like they rolled 777 to be insane.

>>42425238
>Crepypasta write ur own if u want
and i do not.

Hmmm...

>>42426069

Woah, this is a blueboard anon!!! I can feel the steam from here!

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I got a personal one
>be me
>playing in my computer
>got bored
>suddenly have a feeling, something is wrong
>check my computer storage
>Find something hidden in a folder inside system32
>"League of Legends installer.exe"
>eyes open like plates
>NOT AGAIN
>punch my monitor screen so hard it shatters
>go into a manic panic out of fear
>snapped my keyboard in half and peed on my mouse
>grab my car keys and drove off to the mountains for 2 and a half weeks
>return home after calming down
>turn on my computer
>wipe all the drives just to make sure
>since then i've only been using Gentoo
Those fuckers from Riot almost got me again, next time they won't catch me unarmed.

>>42425238
Sad that group writing sessions fell off. We can't get gold at the top without a pile of shit to prop it up. With nothing being written, they all fall by the wayside.

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>>42425238
>be me, mountaineer, trying to climb Mt Everest
>almost at top
>suddenly a yeti comes out of nowhere and throws me off the mountain
>I land at the bottom with all my bones broken
>blizzard comes in
>oh fuck I'm going to die
>I'msoscared.jpg
>I black out thinking things can't get any worse
>but they do. . .
>I wake up in my bed
>was it all a dream?
>perhaps ... but why does my room smell like shit?
>and why is my bed moving?
>and why can't I move my arms or legs?
>"saar can you hear me?"
>oh fuck who said that
>"saar you are in hospital. You fell off mountain. I'm Dr. Bhuridyumna saar."
>oh no it can't be
>"yesss you are in Jainagar hospital India. We will do surgery on you now saar"
>oh god no please don't
>"first we do CAT scan saar"
>Nooo no cat scan no cat scan!!!
>they put me into what looks to be a black PVC culvert hooked up to a diesel generator
>I try to escape but I'm held fast to the bed by leather straps
>"ok saar the results came in. We need to do spine surgery."
>ohfucknowI'mreallygoingtodie.rtf
>they take me into the surgical theater
>looks more like the employee break room at a taco bell
>at least the nurses are wearing gloves
>mfw they take them off
>mfw they start washing their hands and feet in buckets of milk
>mfw I see a nurse filing the autoclave's reservoir with water from the Ganges
>I try to escape again
>mfw a nurse starts a propofol drip
>mfw I black out
>three months later
>wake up
>was in a sepsis-induced coma that whole time
>entire body is paralyzed, can only move my eyes
>turns out I only broke my ankle when I fell off the mountain
>paralysis was caused by the surgery
>still in the same hospital bed, bedding evidently never changed once
>smell of putrefaction is unbearable
>guy enters room, smells even worse now
>"saar I am Dr. Parapauravatantava I am the CEO of this hospital"
>"saar I am here to give you the bill for your surgery saar."
>he hands it to me
>1,000,000 dollars
>payable in Google play cards
>mfw

>>42425238
Rolll

>>42425238
Rollin

>>42426117
Why :c

rolling

>>42426574
I didn't believe you at first but yeah nobody writes anymore

>>42425238
roll

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>>42425238
Roll

>>42432665 >>42425238
>parallel dimensions
okay this one time, i went into the food storage closet to get a bag of dry rice, and when i exited the food closet, my furniture was rearranged and the lighting was orangey and buzzing, and the ceiling fan was on, and i got the spooks.
then i had to go to the bathroom and the toilet tried to eat me, so i bashed it to bits with a metal hammer while yelling all kinds of mean words. also dirty water got EVERYWHERE.
but i made the rice but i forgot to season it, so it was boring.
my trip to a parallel dimension sucked, but maybe the next one will be better.

>>42432669
>#69 erotic story
this one time i picked up someone's lost spiral bound notebook, and it was full of high school class notes and crappy doodles, but i was very lonely, so ronery, foreveralone. and one page had a very crudely drawn goff girl oc with bat wings and a dragon tail and horns and she was dressed all goffick.
but i was so very ronery that i didn't care that she was crudely scrawled like some really bad discount bootleg animu with her hands hidden and here eyes practically on the sides of her head where ears should be. at leas tthe wings and tail made up for it.
so i kissed the drawing and made out with it and i touched it in, well i think it was supposed to be the crotch area, she had a belt and skirt on but her hip and leg anatomy looked very questionable. but hey, i was just that ronery.

however, my ability to write legible english took a sharp decline over the next few days.

>>42425238
bump

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>>42425238
Neat, an AI thread. Rolling.

>>42425238
what about drawinf?

>>42434941
>an AI thread
Huh? How?

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>>42435105

>>42432671
>>42432669
Nice anon. Very nice.

>>42435382
this isn't scary