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Why is Lucifer/Satan so intimidated and put off by the Virgin Mary?
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>>42426040
Because both are imaginary so you decide which one is scarier.
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Well it's to do with humility and pride. Satan, being the original highest angel was offended that a creature lower than him, The Virgin Mary, was favoured and put higher than himself. That's the short answer.
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>>42426040
Some guys just have mommy issues. wuh oh! did i just spill the beans?!
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>>42426128
Don't spill the beans any further
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>>42426128
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>>42426153
Consider them spillt not!
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I have judeochristian fatigue

You've had 2000 years and have nothing to show for it other than being israeli golem slaves
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>>42426165
you already did, spill them no further, it's tempting, i know
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>>42426177
i will NOT divulge the truth of the greatest tempter of mankind being born of the virgin mary!
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>>42426110
this
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>>42426364
But paradoxically the greatest teacher and truthteller of mankind I might add. Or I would add if I had spilled the beans in the first place.
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>>42426391
>>42426364
now why did you go and do that?
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>>42426040
Chapter and verse.
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>>42426040
Probably because the whole thing going on between God and Mary kind of left Satan conflicted. Like put yourself in Satan's shoes. Dude's all about sin so he's a big fan off adultry and knocking chicks up with bastard children so normally he'd probably be pretty big on her, except God was the one who cucked Joseph and the bastard child she ended up pumping out was the holiest bastard child ever which begs the question of whether or not it even constitutes a sin if the big man is the one doing it and to top it off the kid he knocked Mary up with is the Messiah. That shit's got to be pretty upsetting and confusing for Satan. All it took was one night of extra-marital affairs between Mary and God in a stable and all of a sudden everything he knows about sin, one of his most favorite things in the world, is just kind of turned upside down.
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>>42426040
They are scared of anyone above themselves, the Heavenly Father God, Mother Mary, Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, bless them all eternally and bless our eternal Souls. We too are higher than the demons, the imps. We are all above childish insults and claims of falsity as well due to the power all of us show and the power of God, Mary and Christ show which is higher than ours. Praise be.
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I wish those fuckers hadn't called me Maria. I wish they would have called me Lilith instead. I wish I wasn't married to a Jesus-like man. I wish I was married to an Asian martial arts Chad who rapes me because he is so attracted to me.
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>>42426040
>>42426128

I personally have no mommy issues, I love my mom but Jesus told EXPLICITELY not to worship his mother.

By doing that you are going against Christ. So yeah you're fake christians, you're Marynists or something.
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>>42428764
I literally implied jesus is lucifer in my post. I'm clearly not a christian lol get some reading comprehension.
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>>42428787
Yeah Jesus is Lucifer that's his title, the morning star, Phosphorus. But he's not the Devil though. And nowhere did you imply that.
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>>42426364
>>42428787

Oh there ok, it wasnt the post I quoted though.
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>>42428911
Not quite.

Lucifer (son of the morning): “How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!” (Isaiah 14:12)

Jesus (morning star): “I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.” (Revelation of John 22:16)
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Because it's supposed to be Castor and Pollux and they don't like it when one of them is """turned into a woman""", or even get paired up with a female persona of her own.

I put it on quotes because it's a very complicated thing to get into right now.
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Castor and Pollux, mixed in love.
Amon and Ra, mixed in mery.
Varuna and Mitra, mixed in urvasi.

Love a concept, not an actual female person they fall in love with or fight over.
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>lucifer is a faggot with mommy issues.
no one expected this.
>he's angry about elves.
my higher self is a blue elf,. i don't see that as relavent.

dads higher self is death.
if starting at its higher self kills you then its death it self as it looks like a angel of light but is not.

many things seem like a angel of light
but if it can harm or destory you by being near them they are malevolent and this not of light.
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>>42426040
Mary is more perfect.
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https://youtu.be/5x5f__qxCuI?si=stsGkgFa-6-_6_X-
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>>42431467
you can't have it, its mine.
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https://youtu.be/uWkuvnPGs2Q?si=It7nDvUZNx6m9yKL
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>>42426073
namefags could be demonic possessed since they thrive in narcissism
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>>42426110
also jean of arc
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>>42431512
Any person can call himself a christian and yet say and do unchristian things. The bible, however, does not diminish women.
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>>42431679
Are you in your tiktok liberal phase now rathet than larping as Lucifer?
Women were created Equal to men, Eve was literally from the same body as Adam.
It was after the fall of me that Eve became a secondary to Adam, because she listened to the serpent first.
But women are still holy and honored in the bible, Mary or even Deborah who was a judge.
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>>42431699
never go full retard
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>>42431699
you are a full blown retard and all of your points are MASSIVELY incorrect it's not even close.
You are trying to get people away from God because you are probably an agp troon
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>>42431731
>chuds
confirmed tranny
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>>42431736
more than that, he's...CANADIAN
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>>42426040
Because Satan is literally a Jobber who only purpose is to make the "good guys" seem powerful.
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>>42431699
exodus faggot
Exodus 23:6-12

You shall not pervert the justice due to your poor in his lawsuit. 7 Keep far from a false charge, and do not kill the innocent and righteous, for I will not acquit the wicked. 8 And you shall take no bribe, for a bribe blinds the clear-sighted and subverts the cause of those who are in the right.

read the law given to moses at least
OLD Testament
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>>42432115
This retard larper is doing exactly the same as the real Lucifer; ignore scripture until he's finally destroyed.



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