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How do I apply to become a Gangstalker?
I keep hearing about people getting Gangstalked so I assume they're always hiring, and I'm kinda inbetween jobs at the moment and needs some pocket money.
I tried the Gangstalking sub-plebbit but I think that's just for victims of Gangstalking.
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>>42427496
You have to cut your penis off and wear girly pants, also self insert yourself into everyone fucking business anytime given.
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Gangstalkers are possessed by demons and don't even actively know they're harassing their target. They do it for free, they don't have a choice.
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>>42427536
This.
You can also become a mason. They also do it for free, and they dabble in pedophilia.
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>>42427496
Unironically become a devout Mormon. Glowies pegged them for the easiest false flag suckers to weaponize.
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sign up on my web
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So is there like a website I can sign up at or...
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Bullying the mentally ill is not cool
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It's like Freemasonry, you have to know someone to get in. The pay isn't bad but most of the time it's boring as fuck. Seeing the TI's meltdowns in public makes it worth it though.
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>>42427536
This.
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>>42427496
You have to say "yikes" when you don't approve of something.
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>>42429689
Except you're not a gangstalker and are playing make-believe.
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>>42427496
>We torture americans

BASED
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>>42427496
At this point, most of the posts related to gangstalking are LARPing twelve year olds pretending to be gangstalkers.
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>>42427536
Why does this feel so accurate.
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>>42427536
True that.
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>>42429923
And Mexicans, and Canadians, and Europeans, and Africans, and... and... basically anyone who can't pay off their bosses.
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Cybernetic crowd control. YOU need to control the narrative or you won't get your check.
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>>42430625
How so?



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