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before sleeping yesterday i made a deal with the islamic God that if he healed my sickness I would pray for him 5 times a day for the rest of my life. and now i woke up and I am scared he might have accepted my deal.
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>>42431240
Are we talking somethig serious that would have never gone away on its own?
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>>42431263
to clarify. i don't think i am healed yet. but upon waking up i felt so much better. so i was scared.

yes it's a chronic terminal disease.
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>>42431240
Better start praying, boy.
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>>42431240
Thats just satan
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if i only could
i'd make a deal with god
and i'd get him to swap our places
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then pray to that god nigga! the fuck you want me to say?

i promised God I'd keep my nose clean, quit nicotine and get my license, and I did, and now I don't eat meat on lenten fridays. not that fucking hard dawg
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>>42432354
>trVke
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>>42431285
Just scam him if you get better
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>>42432946
If you do get better don't do that.
Not following through with deals even with sprits within the occult has a really bad history
So even if this god is not a god but just a sprit, you should still follow through with your end of the deal
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>>42432959
Again with the fear mongering about fictional characters and fictional repercussions of scamming them. Nothing will happen. OP would naturally miss a day or two one way or another and eventually quit praying 5x daily, even if he did start doing it at some point (he won't). Just follow your instinct and take what comes freely to you
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>>42433098
Why are you a cringe satanist
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>>42433118
who is the father of satan?

they're all archons larping lol. this planet is just a loosh farm
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>>42433118
not part of your abrahamic desert cult, sorry.
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>>42431240
>Oh Pepe, it's a wild world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwI1j2DyRJc
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>>42433142
Lucifer/Satan is just that, is my point.
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>>42431240
obviously I don't know you and what is happening to you, but don't you think that if allah worked that way, no muslim would ever be sick? islam would not need to convert people with violence, just show them that everyone who prays 5 times a day is always in perfect health.



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