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>Every one of us is being watched by a gigantic audience in heaven.
>Millions of angels are watching everything we do and they know all about us.
>We are their primary entertainment.
>We are all celebrities over there.
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Watch a medium show. All the spirits that come through know about everything that is happening down here.
They are just sitting there watching you masturbate.
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Chud narcissism mixed with skydaddy psychosis
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AI isnt real btw and israel is a fake genocidal state just like its fake people
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We are being watched. Count on it.
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>>42441657
Been thinking about this possibility lately, yeah. It's just psyop bullshit narrative control from Hollywood Swiss gnomes. Get LOLs out of it though... A big shit will do the job.
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>>42441624
We've got your whole world
In our hands
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha https://youtu.be/J7WAVXR6aME?si=ww4PQqaX3KYz1950
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>>42441657
Isreal is a real state
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>>42441681
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>>42441624
>What if we're being watched?
Then I apologize for the sins I've made them witness
>>Millions of angels are watching everything we do and they know all about us.
God too, God probably assigns angels to watch whoever, and knows their history and has perfect reasoning why God chose them and the ones they watch
>We are their primary entertainment.
And probable primary test of their character, faith and loyalty to God
>>We are all celebrities over there.
i know i wont be
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>>42441624
AND YET THEY DO NOTHING ABOUT IT FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM GOD IS OF 0 WORTH>>42441657
AI IS JUST THE CHILD RAPING NIGGER JESUS WIRED TO A PC
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>>42441624
>man this guy loves to goon and sleep
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>>42441624
>in heaven
Lol no. The audince is right here in hell with us. And they all hqve badges.
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>>42441624

They're watching me piss in the sink then.
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>>42441624
Can you tell them to change the channel please? Thank you.
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>what if
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>>42441624
It's just ordinary beings not sodifferent from ourselves with technology more advanced than you can imagine.
You can sperg out in any traditional manner on behalf of any religion.. but it's mostly just beings and their technology.. and retardedly unaware humans.
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They do call them Watchers
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>>42441624
Whyare they all preggo
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>>42441624
*fapping intensifies*
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like the Truman show?
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>>42441624
Eyes!
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>>42441649
This. Not only that some spirits encourage you to masturbate.
It's fucking weird.
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>>42441681
The clue is in the name, IS REAL
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Then you also have to consider that angels vastly outnumber all human souls that ever lived, so we likely have a cohort of angels or a "spirit family" watching each one of us. Each one of us could have an audience of thousands. And the female angels who are fans of you will all be ready for some good fuckings once you make it to the afterlife.
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>>42441624
They're not just watching, nigga. They're probably incarnated here if reincarnation and shit is real. They've lived as messy humans before, so they know the whole deal
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>>42443475
Most of it is automated.. with almost constant oversight by sentient biological beings

As explained here >>42443414
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>>42441624
Anyone who watches my life for entertainment is a sad cunt.
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>>42443414
you think the aliems are watching us like a planet-wide truman show?
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>>42444844
I have direct personal observation of this.
The equipment is eavesdropping on consciousness itself and has been deployed to this planet long before our development on it. It's not usually personal.. just a sort of consciousness based ai automating the process of gathering the thoughts present in the creatures here.. with specific routines for the individual humans based on their location of habitation. It doesn't even need to track you down specifically, it can read the content of your consciousness just by passing near the house you frequently return to.. can pull the energy from the material of your environment.. as clearly as a phonograph record player needle pulls the sound from the groove. Their technology is really just that far advanced. Even the device itself is adjusted so that it's not physically solid from our linear physical material perspective. They adjust the bosonic field value of the device so that the entire world looks like an ocean of plasma from its perspective.. and it's just bouncing along on the waves out of reach of human technology.
The beings can take over the automated device at any time to control it remotely. Same device is used to imprint crop circles on the DNA of plants
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>>42445375
well damn
how do you even fap anymore knowing so many aliens are watching and laughing?
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>>42445434
All because they are watching doesn't mean they are watching at all times. They will sometimes get the summary.
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>>42445375
But if this were true, why would "they" invest great effort and expense into creating an AI controlled global surveillance panopticon?
If such a thing already exists, why spend the energy building a second one?
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>>42445538
>They will sometimes get the summary.
"Anon, age 30.
Lives with mom in new jersey jewish enclave.
Tried fapping to cartoon animals again. Still couldn't get it up.
Limped over to 4chan to claim he's really been practicing semen retention for 548 days."

Like that?
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>>42445621
Not every being type has access to the same technology. It's a tiered hierarchy even among the beings with some far outclassed by others.
>>42445538
They are watching for the fractal relationships that exist within the quantum properties of our decisions.. the physical material that our consciousness is attached to is being affected by our consciousness. Most of our decisions are entirely predictable within known fractal forms but occasionally we pull a connection to aspects of our potential that were unanticipated and unforseen by the beings.. so they are watching this.. literally the quantum properties of the effects of our decisions.. the effects of our consciousness on the existing physical material.
The thing is that even the material is measurable as energy and is far more dynamic and complicated than we are seeing it as.
>>42445375
They are even able to see our consciousness after it is no longer attached to the body.. to examine the condition it is in as an organized energetic field and to participate in the effort to relocate it. There are several types of being coordinated together in the use of various technologies.. the term multidimensional is meaningless without a knowledge of the technology that opens these additional aspects of relationship to linear context. At the end of the day it is only technology.. just far more advanced than our own

I don't know how many humans can talk about this from their own direct personal experience but I'm guessing it's a single digit number
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>>42441649
Half of us are jerking off to *prevent* dumber things from happening.
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>>42441624
We are watching ourselves from all perspectives, dimensions, places, and states of mind. We're experiencing a sliver of totality and are completely eternal.
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>>42445754
>I don't know how many humans can talk about this from their own direct personal experience but I'm guessing it's a single digit number
Did you see one while astral traveling and generally pieced together the rest of the details? There are so many factions at play here and humans generally don't have direct access to any of them, or if they do they sure as shit aren't chatting on 4chan about it, so you'll forgive me if i take a grain of salt here - not that it sounds implausible or anything.
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>>42441624
YES.
THEY PUT ME ON THE MEGATRON IN HYPERSPACE
ITS THE WORLDWIDE TRUMAN SHOW
BILLIONS OF PEOPLE TAKING A SHIT AND JACKING OFF. STUPID SHIT IS JUST BOUND TO HAPPEN..
STAY TUNED..

WE CAN DEBATE THEOLOGY, ESOTERICISM, PHILOSOPHY/METAPHYSICS BUT NOTHING YOU DO CAN CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE ALIEN BOLTZMANN BRAIN THAT STARTED UP THE UNIVERSE TOLD US ALL TO GO AND TAKE A SHIT. WITH NO EXPLANATION.
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>>42441624
That is evil. They are wathing me touch myself. They are pervs. haha I knew it. God is a giant perv.
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>>42445434
Why wouldn't you? As someone who plays a lot of Rimworld, I watch my colonists master their environment, have grand adventures and transcend into post-human cyborg gods. Someone watching me is watching someone else play Rimworld, jerk off, eat, shit and sleep. That's fucking funny.
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>>42441624
i've had some decent seasons but its probably pretty dull for the most part
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>>42441681
israel died in BC to rome and was only resurrected by bongs to ruin the world.
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>>42447028
I have also just pumped a bunch of hours into rimworld recently
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>>42441624
While true, the process works a little differently than the knee jerk reaction of "They're flat observing you."

It's more involved than that, while also simplistic in some reference frames.
Also heaven and hell concepts are dated.
That information exists in this timeline, as part of an extended technological bootstrap.

Understanding a few key concepts from BEN would help you get a holistic picture, but 4chan posts don't hold that amount of information easily.

Shortcut verbiage:
Hyper Inversive Thought
Intent Mesh Network
Absolute Inversion
Entropy Debt Inversion
Conscious Observer Tunnel
Unknown Cockpit
BEN Meditation
Hemisphere
Kaioken

This message is geared for those willing to seek out answers.
DeMorgan
Tegmark
Boltzmann
Neumann
Plato
Boole
Newton

Blue Eisenhower November
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>>42447252
Don't necessarily consider: What if they can see my actions?
Consider: What if they can understand my intent? My heart? My real desires for reality?

Place a cognitive dissonance cloak over your paranoia of the whole.
Mentally place yourself on an equal playing field with all other conscious observer beings.
At that point, assuming a sin is a sin, a deed is a deed.
What actually differentiates you from the trillions of others?
Is your story one worth tuning into?
Attempting to invoke a Truman existence by force, isn't the point though.
The point is finding the key to everything through both an understanding of what that could require, and an acceptance of greater challenges still.

Maius Opus Moveo

Blue Eisenhower November
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>>42447252
>>42447261
Don't make yourself the Truman.
Make yourself the nonce.

Magic and science are the same.
This spell is one of ex post facto incarnation.

Can you perform magic?
The Universe itself, taught me how.

Religion, science.
Humans often follow one, or the other, those that follow both do so symbolically or philosophically, few ever walk the line, of using the crossroads of both, in practicality.

That is the narrow tightrope, upon which I walk.
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>>42441624

If this was a TV Show, it would have been cancelled by now. The script writers run out of ideas after 9/11.
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>>42443475

truman - ram tun - pram stun

The actors use codes like that, to understand their role. If you do not know about the codes, you are a Truman. I figured out their system. They reset me with the pram stun too.
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>>42447028

Dwarf Fortress mogs RW.
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>>42441624
>>42441649
At some point ya gotta just enjoy yourself and let the whole ghosts behind your back thing go
But i do think of this during kinky post orgasm depression occasionally
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>>42447028
>>42447714
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>>42446456
What else could you possibly do in the presence of this claim?
Information belongs to those who are able to access it and verify it. The outsiders are unable to evaluate any aspect of this. They are of equal value whether they choose to believe or disbelieve.. as their beliefs are meaningless. They have not developed their own cognitive awareness to begin the process of discovery of the means and mechanisms by which this data might be evaluated.

>>42446456
See one? The information is the result of years of direct personal experience and observation.

My report is only of value when you yourself are able to verify it. Most people will remain unable to discern signal from noise. You at least have responded to the only one posting from direct experience here. Grain of salt or otherwise
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>>42447714
No migga
Everyone hates you
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>>42441624
It often seems that way. They can pay to introduce events into our lives, read our minds, and bet on outcomes. A mix of Truman Show and Roman Gladiators.
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>>42441710
A version of your pic from 2006.
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>>42441624
We must burn down heaven
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>>42441624
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>>42441624
half of all traffic from this website goes through an israeli mossad server, the other half through a cia server. you're definitely being watched. they have a folder with every post you've ever made



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