>Friend calls me>Says he wants to go and find a scared artifact >I ask which one>The Horn Of GeddonI just got off the phone with him. Like nigga seriously this nigga wants to traverse cosmic realms for some goofy ass looking horn. What do I do?
>>42443311you find new friends who are in this reality and not some reality that we can't even concieve cause we are humans.
>>42443311>receives literal call to adventure>asks mongolian basket weaving board what donigga you serious? go do something legendary. either you succeed or you come back home with some cool stories.
>>42443321or maybe you die a glorious death on your doomed quest but that's still dope af
>>42443321>>42443326op is probably talking about a friend that just wants to get high on DMT, thats not really something to get excited about.
>>42443311>>Says he wants to go and find a scared artifactIt's probably hiding. Just put some food and water down and it will calm down and come out on its own.
>>42443311I'm going to get the Horn of Geddon before your friend does.
>>42443311Give him an ice cream cone, and tell him its the horn.
>>42443350Better hurry up, OP.
>>42443341Or is it?
>>42443373anything Joe Rogan and other internet celebritys say is good is a joke to try and make you insane.
>>42443321bro I don't even know what to sigil on the hex gate to even get to the relative location of this shit. I read my books and I'm getting text like "Glllphfffttttpthhhfrthrrroop" like what the fuck this even mean nigga.>>42443345I'll try that when we get there>>42443350I hope you do so I can just call him back and tell him someone already found this shit>>42443351Would this work does it look like an ice ceram cone?
Buy a kudu horn online and tell him you found it.
>>42443351>>42443496Y'all are whack af, straight up lame mfs
>>42443311He called upon you for aid in his quest and you had the gall to deny him his treasure?
>>42443516I'm not denying the ques ti'm just confused as fuck I don't even know hwere to start with this shit like dayum I'm doing this shit for free nigga
>>42443523Do you know much a relic like that would be worth? If you find it, then it wouldn't have been "for free"
>>42443311>What do I do?what? you fucking go with him - i bet it’s a lot more interesting than whatever this thread is supposed to be about >>42443318>t. the boring friend
>>42443640don't care im too old for stupid retarded adventures that will most likely get you killed.
>>42443311You are gay for niggers
>>42443311>skibidi no cap frfr bussin ong *chokes on dick*
