the most /x/ thing you can do is go out for run
>>42443853Every outdoors man and hunter I've ever met said that there's no such thing as paranormal entities. I wish there was more to believe in, but the proof just isn't there.
>>42444026the run is the paranormal activity
>>42443853>op is the cannibal man in the woods waiting to eat all the runners and hikers.>don't listen to him. he's sharpening his knives as we speak.
>>42443853exercise is good for the soul. based.
>>42443853It’s rainingIt’s pouringThe old man is snoringWent to bedBumped his headCouldn’t get up in the morning
>>42444065I guess it is for the screen addicted fatoids on here, who likely never left the city on their own. That's why they gaslight themselves with tall tales on here.
>>42444026I thought the outdoors were spooky thoughever?
>>42444651If you're a hikkikomori? Sure.
>>42444026because the kind of person attracted to that lifestyle NOW is the straight laced materialistic kind of socially acceptable autistPeople in those kinds of communities would get ostrichized if they ever said they saw anything. Even if they saw a UFO they'd just rationalize it>Never saw or incapable of seeing
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>>42444863My brother is this kind of person and it drives me insaneHe's described to me several intense and threatening alien abductions he's been through and chalks them all up to sleep paralysis. He's a hardcore atheist who denies the existence of anything paranormal, says all this UFO shit is just balloons. Hell, he said that that incident where a billion cops showed up to that mall that was swept under the rug entirely, was a crazy politician attempting to shoot up the place. I don't get it.
>>42444077Checked.>>424438530OP what woods are you not in?