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still the most anti-normie chart anywhere

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>>42444955
>self proclaimed anti normie
>5th house Pisces Venus/Mars
I see you've come here to stir the shit pot as well, kek. Where tf are your nodes though?

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Haven't shared in a while, fuck me up senpai

>>42445079
Nothing bad about the 5th or a pisces venus-mars combo, you just got suckered by the dumb women who write all the astrology literature. They give normie interpretations to literally everything.

My venus-mars just mean I never "grow up."
As I said...very anti-normie.
>Where tf are your nodes though?
left them out cuz you people always hyper-focus on moon nodes and treat them like a gotcha to shitpost about so-called karma and "lessons" and ignore the rest of a person's chart

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>>42444846
How do I stop getting fucked by life

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Why am I such a loveless incel loser?

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look for guidance with relationships as I just lost just about everything

>>42445119
>Aries Moon and Saturn Rx in the 9th house
What's the deal here? Are you constantly seething at the world or something? Look at those fucking oppositions between the Aries/Libra placements. You're literally like me in the OP image, but instead of drowning in a Pisces ocean you're just burning in fire the entire time, and the Mercury is just more seethe. Those 2nd house Virgo placements basically demand you take control of those oppositions at all costs out of pure spite. Your Neptune as well wants nice neat little structure but your Aries fire is like "FUCK YOU REEEEEEEE" with all those squares LOL

>>42445333
>Nothing bad about the 5th or a pisces venus-mars combo
Ahh you probably thought I was attacking you for it, no I actually like it. Look at my 5th house placements, I practically live in there so it's nice to see another Anon who's got the creative spark as well, even if it is a different flavour. 5th house is very anti zogbot/normie so it makes sense you'd hate them just as much as me
>you people always hyper-focus on moon nodes and treat them like a gotcha to shitpost about so-called karma and "lessons"
Yeah it's cringe how people do that, I look at them more like the south node is the comfort zone and the north node is the energy to you should be using to navigate the wheel. I find it very helpful because when I see people with fucked charts the north node is basically the get out of jail free card telling them how to fix their shit. Not so much a lesson, more like a compass telling you which direction to go, which is funny because it points north. I personally think the lessons are more baked in the aspects with all the squares/oppositions etc

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Why am I like this?

>>42445350
>Struggling with relationships
>Absolute swamp of a Scorpio stellium
Jfc Anon, that swamp has you bogged down. Okay here's what might be happening. So you're larping as a Libra on top right, the people you interact with probably see this friendly adaptable person who's willing to compromise and be flexible, but they have no idea what they're in store for. Once they try to get close to you, they step onto your swamp and you go into full meltdown/panic mode and start screeching at them. You have some of the most unwavering, refusal to compromise your autonomy placements I've ever seen on a chart, your Lilith/Mars 1st house is basically "we do things my way or the highway" and then you've got Moon Aries, which sees emotional change as a literal cage trying to box you in. Your problem is probably your complete and utter lack of maneuverability, instead of trying to adapt to people to force them to adapt to you. You might come across as extremely controlling because you basically want to drag people into your cave and tell them exactly what to do and how to do it, because doing things their way is completely off the table. I mean look at the Jupiter placement, Cancer and Rx. You find true happiness when you build an emotional shell that you hide inside of, it makes sense that anyone trying to attack the shell and "break" their way in is a literal threat to you.

How does that sound, am I right so far?

>>42445373
I wish all that fire was enough to keep me warm at least!

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>>42445350
wish i could help anon, never been in relationship before
what did u lose?

an anon told me I was supposedly in a short window of time where I should be able to get some significant internal insights and I think that I have gotten some
I should have probably been writing stuff down but I didnt even know about this until a few days ago

>>42445340
>posted the wrong chart
anything in there about me being a massive fucking retard, btw?

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>>42445597
>didn't even post the chart
today is not my day lmao

>>42445348
You've got a bunch of placements that say you're this strong person to lean and rely on, but you have no follow through with anything what so ever. The Taurus Rising/Venus are basically larping as a loveable gigachad on the outside, but your literal core identity and drive is locked away in the 12th house shadowrealm, not to mention your mind which is Mercury Rx in Pisces. Your mind doesn't even exist in the same reality as other people, which probably makes it hard to connect with people, despite the fact that you're able to empathise with them. That Saturn is probably begging you to stop hiding away like a pussy and ground yourself in reality. Oh and if you point your attention to the 7th house Scorpio fuckery, your assertiveness which should be a useful Mars Scorpio is actually Rx, which means once you do attempt anything it's in these really inconsistent outbursts of emotionally volatility that would make you come across as very unstable, completely going against the chad persona who looks like he's on top of things. Lilith is in there going full scorched earth on mother fuckers too. You don't connect with people, you lash out at them and dissect them. You try to let them lean on you, then you use your schizo Mercury and scorched Earth Lilith to attack them from the shadow realm, scaring them away

The trick is to ground yourself in reality with the Saturn Taurus, and use the North Node Leo to stop being a pussy and let yourself come out of hiding I think. Probably take control of that opposition with your Moon/Mercury as well so you can actually start seeing the problem with your behaviour instead of just living in it and justifying it with jannie Virgo energy.

>>42445446
> you are total right so I end up being fake with people or controlling
is that what its just going to be for the rest of my life

>>42445765
This is all... fairly accurate.

>The Taurus Rising/Venus are basically larping as a loveable gigachad on the outside
I've always been fairly popular whenever I've been social (mainly back when I was in school, I'm a hermit now)

>Your mind doesn't even exist in the same reality as other people, which probably makes it hard to connect with people, despite the fact that you're able to empathize with them
This is also true. I'm always in my head, thinking about something.

>which means once you do attempt anything it's in these really inconsistent outbursts of emotionally volatility that would make you come across as very unstable
I do routinely suffer when mental outbursts, mainly melancholic ones these days; I was even institutionalized once; met a girl there; I'm sure you can guess how that went.

>You don't connect with people, you lash out at them and dissect them. You try to let them lean on you, then you use your schizo Mercury and scorched Earth Lilith to attack them from the shadow realm, scaring them away
I can be extremely viscous if I'm not careful (or when I want to be); I'm able to really hurt someone emotionally. I don't do that anymore; I lock myself away before that becomes a threat.

How does one ground themselves in reality?

>>42446141
>is that what its just going to be for the rest of my life
Nope, there are two things that will help you here. The Saturn and the Node.

>I end up being fake with people
You probably see the Libra rising as more of an obligation you have to uphold, rather than something you actually want to embrace. This is evidenced by the opposition with your Moon, my guess is you'd sort of have this "ugh, I have to put on the normie mask just to interact with these people?" attitude which is probably mentally exhausting and very noticeable to people which is cringe and off putting. By embracing the Aquarius node you'd be learning authenticity, which makes being fake a thing of the past. Your swamp isn't gonna let that happen without a fight though, it's got the square with your Sun/Mercury in the 2nd house bog, so you're probably really self conscious about letting the "true" you be exposed to the world, something the Scorpio energy absolutely despises with a passion. It'd rather hide in the cave all day, you'll have to manually drag it the fuck out.
>controlling
This is where the Saturn comes into play, right now the obsessive Capricorn/Scorpio energy on your chart is running rampart, that's the "controlling" part. When you've got the Saturn there, it means you'll learn eventual mastery over the control instead of letting it run wild. This in combo with the node means as you get older you'll naturally stop being fake/controlling and be more a more fair and forgiving person, which will finally let people get closer to you.

Lol, I just saw the Saturn opposition with your Jupiter too, it looks like an angry parent trying to drag their angry brooding little teenager out of their room.

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Techno Shaman? I am a player character but tell me what kind.

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Might as well throw in mine.

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anything interesting?

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I am a wizard and a master craftsman

>>42446359
>Sag moon 1st house
>Aries Mars 5th house
Well you certainly don't beat around the bush or mince words with anything, you present yourself to the world as your inward self, you basically wear your emotions/inner world as a badge of honor. And it's Sag too, so you probably come across as very blunt and up front to people. You're basically like "This is what I am, idc what you think." with brutal honesty, that combined with the Scorpio Asc probably means you'd absolutely stand on hills and die on them. But here's the problem, sometimes that unquenchable drive forward is kept halted by all your Taurus placements. Your Sag freedom and Aries drive are screaming "LET'S FUCKING GO" then your Taurus is in the back like a grumpy old teacher telling you to stop running down the school hallway because you might hurt yourself. The fire wants to go forward, but the big ol' rock stands the fuck in the way of it. You can see this in the opposition between your Sun and the Moon/Asc. The freedom loving top of your Scorpio/Sag/Aries energy is getting cucked by the boring realism of the rock that wants certainty. It's the classic push/pull dynamic that's always present in these charts. Looking at your Jupiter and North Node, it says you'll find eventual happiness in finding the equilibrium, in which you allow yourself to explore the world while still being careful and practical about it. The struggle probably lies in your ego, the Scorpio Asc lashes out on anyone who hurts you, and the Chiron and the Saturn/Lilith placement all point towards you taking pride in your authenticity and true nature, you probably see being practical and mindful with things as killing your momentum and attacking who you are as a person.
>"If I start worrying about money then I'm LITERALLY not myself anymore, owari da..."

>>42446220
>I can be extremely viscous if I'm not careful
That's the Mars Scorpio lashing out, the Rx makes the normal reserved energy of Scorpio even worse, instead of just lashing out wildly it's more like one of those worm in the box toys where once the lid comes off it flies out from the pure built up kinetic energy.
>How does one ground themselves in reality?
Well I can see why it's hard for you because most of you is living in that shadow realm, the only thing of substance I can see in "reality" is your Venus Taurus, because it's in the first house. It says you'll find real world stability once you find connection with people, which is hard to do whilst you're currently banished in the 12th house so I feel your struggle. The way through is probably through your node (like it usually is anyway), you clearly have a problem with expressing yourselves to people properly EMOTIONALLY, you'd be fine doing it with logic but not with feefees. That's why the South Node is in Aquarius, when you go up to a girl instead of emitting romance/passion towards them you'd use cold logic to navigate the interactions. They probably get bored and give up on you because they think you're dull and uninteresting robot who never feels anything, even though that's not the case. By embracing the Leo Node you stop being scared of letting feelings out and learn to express your flair/pride more. It's even in the 5th house too, you have to stop bottling up emotions and let them come out properly, even if you're afraid of getting hurt in the process. Instead of doing a full rundown assessment of your romantic interaction with your Virg(in)o Moon, try to do something more impulsively without thinking about it. You'll be absolutely terrified, but it will probably work out for you in the end.

>>42446852
If you're scared of doing something impulsively wrong with a girl don't worry, because sometimes the held back nature of the Virgo works to your advantage. They can practically see that you're already being overly careful and extremely scared already, so when you finally do decide to do something sudden and unexpected to them it's probably a massive green flag, because they weren't expecting you to come out of the shell that easily. It signals to them that you're genuinely attracted to them, because their presence is enough to dismantle you. If they react strangely and didn't like it then that bitch was never for you anyway, if they laugh and enjoy it, then you've found your partner. It's also completely possible that you can find a 12th house gf who can basically connect with you in that shadow realm as well, so it's all about just running into the right person for you.

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What's up? Anything big?

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When I posted my chart in Virgochad thread someone used vedic astrology to uncover that I am ultranationalist, supremacist and other things, due to my leo sun and stellium. Also my ascendant and Venus being in the first house means that I have a certain charm to me. Currently I am looking for any job to pass time, earn some money and escape living with my father, who works remotely since COVID. Am I having any chances to find a job in this economy?

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Any Good Advice would be appreciated.

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What are my weaknesses? what are my positives? some wizard help me out

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>>42446869
Can you give a stone cold incel some advice like you do the other instead of just shitting on Capricorn like you did last time

>>42447066
>Cancer Mars 2nd house
>12th house Aries Saturn Rx with the South Node
Why are you so god damn hard on yourself?

What does this mean

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>>42444846
Hello TECHNO SHAMAN, can you do a general reading? i find that i struggle immensely in relationships and lack a general purpose. I also see the number 222 a lot especially when starting a semen retention streak and sometimes my third eye pressure goes through the roof, but my sexual frustration always leads me to fail the streak. Thanks for any answers!

Deep down I always felt like I was made for more but maybe that's what everyone feels especially autists that browse 4chan like me.
I just want to have a girlfriend I can truly love with all my heart but that seems impossible to me for now.

>>42447397
Did you become rich or not

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tell me why people like me so much when I do not do anything special, I like to be alone, meditate, and listen to music. A part of me does want genuine relationships but I absolutely CANNOT fake a persona and act like I "normal" stuff like sports and tiktoks.

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>>42444846
Please read my wheel

>>42447278
Well it's hard to ignore when it's stinking up the entirety of your 3rd house. I'm not just saying that because I despise le Capricuck, it's a legit problem when you look at the rest of your chart. The main push/pull friction is between your 2nd and 3rd house, you've got your Sag core in there butting heads with all the Capricuck auditing. It means whenever your Sag is screaming to be let out it has to go through this long strenuous process of transactional garbage, all the passion gets completely turned into a soulless spreadsheet. When you said "stone cold" it was a self admission, because you know your core is locked inside the Capricorn husk. Your Moon is the partner in crime, making sure the husk stays completely intact without a single flaw or chink in the armor, which makes it very hard to break out of. The Lilith in Cancer basically turns you into a puddle of water any time connections start becoming too serious, it would make you run away or abruptly cut things off without a second thought, and it's in fact very reminiscent of what Sag already tends to do anyway. You desperately want connection, but when push comes to shove you either back off or audit, instead of pushing forward. The South Node says you don't want to be held down and contained either, you'd come across as very elusive and slippery to people whenever they try to hold onto you.

>>42447278
>>42447520
The thing that stops you from being the typical cold zogbot Capricorn are the rest of your placements. You've got deep inbuilt desire for connection with your Libra Asc and 12th house, and the soulful merging desires of the Saturn Pisces. But you've gotta watch out for the Chiron (I have Chiron Libra too), because it's notorious for either setting your standards so astronomically high you never take chances, or fearing rejection to the point of not even attempting connection in the first place. Not only that, but both the Node and the Chiron are in the 12th house, which probably confuses the fuck out of you. It means your yearning for connection is completely hidden away, probably even from yourself, so you get this feeling of wanting a gf but can't explain why. The worst part is this is when your Capricuck stellium steps in to audit the feelings, gets confused at the "messiness" of the "random" emotional baggage you just received, and chucks that shit right into the bin. Literally the only way I see hope for you is if you use the Node's sextile of your Sun/Jupiter and drag that desire for connection out of the shadow realm and into reality, the Capricuck will see it as a grounded, legitimate need and start taking it more seriously. You can literally bend the zogbot to your will if you do it right. Once you're out of the husk Saturn has you covered, because you'll be taught to emotionally meld with people without completely surrendering over to them.

>>42447522
>The worst part is this is when your Capricuck stellium steps in to audit the feelings, gets confused at the "messiness" of the "random" emotional baggage you just received, and chucks that shit right into the bin
it deserves to get chucked though because who needs all that fucking nonsense
nta

>>42447279
a combination of very high standard i try to hold to myself aswell as perfectionism

>>42447461
>>42447511
I'll try do these two tomorrow once I wake up, maybe someone else can tackle some other ones

>I also see the number 222 a lot especially when starting a semen retention streak
Kek. I see the numbers too but for different reasons. Not sure why though, I'm still trying to figure out their "meaning"

>>42447475
>tell me why people like me so much when I do not do anything special
At a micro glance they're probably attracted to that absolute dreamy/mysterious Pisces energy and the approachability of the Libra stellium. Trying rationalize and question your situation is such a Gemini Moon thing to do though, kek
>I like to be alone, meditate, and listen to music
Your Jupiter placement has basically turned you into a self imposed philosopher who questions life, himself and his actions, but from within a stone castle that no one else is allowed into, makes sense you'd want to retreat from people and do your own thing. Definitely explains the whole "why are people flocking to me I just want to be left alone" situation. I know you're telling the truth because Pisces/Libra are almost incapable of lying, so I know you're not just trying to brag.

Might do yours tomorrow too if I get time it looks interesting.

>>42447610
>a combination of very high standard i try to hold to myself aswell as perfectionism
Such an Aries Saturn Rx thing to say. Can relate

>>42446695
Please sar

>>42447461
Moon gemini is schizophrenia. You confirm this.

>>42447253
Mercurial Geminig anon here, any insights for me ye astrology knowers?

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I'm an astrologylet that got curious. What does this mean?

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How fucked am i astrolbros

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Behold, my wheel.

>>42444846
What even is the difference between Placidus and Whole Sign? Why do people fight over which one is more accurate?
>t. astrolet

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>>42444846
Asking kindly for a general reading saars. Specifically wondering:
>Why can't I let go of perfectionism and just do things?
>Why is my slave mentality so strong?
>Why do I feel the need to be reliable and useful, even though I despise being a tool for others and desperately want to change? Why do I feel obligated to contribute to a society I don't even like?
>Why can I complete tasks for others/at my job no problem, but experience task paralysis when sitting down to work on my own projects? Even though the ideas are sound and I usually do decently when I try to execute them?
>Why do people always label me as 'eccentric' even when I act normal and adhere to the usual normie scripts?
>What's with all the pent-up rage and internal REEEEEEEing?
>Is Mercury Sagittarius really that fucked?
>What does it mean that the 'me' houses (1-5) have no planets of their own? Am I doomed to live for others forever?
>How do I fix all that?
I just want to be happy, bros...

>>42446797
Thanks anon

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>>42447511
>>42447617
*me waiting for the shaman to inspect my wheel*

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whats it mean

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haven't shared my wheel here in a hot minute. anything stand out?

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>>42447520
>>42447522
Idk man I don't think I'm as cold and calculated as your idea of what a Capricorn is. I might come across that way to people who don't know me but to anyone who's a friend I'm just a silly mf who says anything to get a laugh. I definitely used to be robotic when I was in elementary school but I was bullied into having fun and now I enjoy life.
Your AI prompt is reading too much into the "stone cold" incel line that I used which is just a common phrase/shitpost.

> because it's notorious for either setting your standards so astronomically high you never take chances, or fearing rejection to the point of not even attempting connection in the first place.
I might have something similar to this which is never being "ready enough" for things and then having to take a leap of faith anyway when I'm sick of hesitating.

>It means your yearning for connection is completely hidden away, probably even from yourself, so you get this feeling of wanting a gf but can't explain why. The worst part is this is when your Capricuck stellium steps in to audit the feelings, gets confused at the "messiness" of the "random" emotional baggage you just received, and chucks that shit right into the bin.
I've always wanted connection and friends, maybe at some point I was an edgy teenager who thought he "didn't need friends" but it was like a phase for a year, but yeah I do like having friends and hanging out and having connections with people.

I have more of a people pleasing personality and think things will work themselves out eventually to the point of naivete sometimes than this "audit" that you attributed to me.

But thanks for the response, anonymous.

>>42446695
I wish to know your opinion technoshaman

>>42449888
>Your AI prompt
Nah I've been writing all these blocks by hand LOL
>I might come across that way to people who don't know me
Well that's kind of the point I was trying to make, I may have worded it weirdly but I was trying to say the Capricorn "husk" is just the thing that stops you from doing your normal Sag fire routine. It's something that's noticeable to people on the outside, not really people who are well acquainted with you, because those people have already bypassed the walls. And what you said here for instance
>I might have something similar to this which is never being "ready enough" for things and then having to take a leap of faith anyway when I'm sick of hesitating.
That hesitation primarily comes from Capricorn energy because it wants to make sure things are "right" before doing anything, especially because your Mercury is Cap too. It doesn't want to do messy spontaneous interactions, but then your Sag fire eventually gets sick of and just takes the leap anyway
>maybe at some point I was an edgy teenager who thought he "didn't need friends" but it was like a phase for a year
That's good you probably got past the issue very fast then so I'm reading something that's old news. I read these charts in a weird way from start to finish, so you might hear old things you've already moved past from first, then it gets to the more core issues later on.
>I have more of a people pleasing personality
100%, you're Libra rising so that's a given, and your node is going into Libra as well so it's very strong. This is the point where the Capricorn audit is actually useful, instead of being a detriment, it lets you make sense of messy interactions and help navigate them instead of being an emotional mess. It would also prevent you from becoming the typical Libra ass kisser who just sucks people's dicks to make them feel better lel. If you want to know how you should be building connections now I'd probably look towards your Saturn Pisces (5th house)

>>42449842
you have a similar chart to a hispanic girl I know who was probably molested by people with authority over her. Lilith is kinda sorta squaring your ASC. I wonder if you've been fucked by demonic individuals with authority over you

she was born a few weeks after you (i can tell you were born september 2002), and has a 19deg Cancer Rising

12th house saturn gemini is harsh. it's squaring your moon.

Pluto right near your South Node is karmically beneficial but painful. Your soul will grow far in this lifetime and you have a very solid shot at not reincarnating on this Earth but Pluto = hellish volcanic chthonic obsessiveness and South Node = what comes naturally

ergo Hell comes Naturally to you. This life is naturally hell for you, which means you're burning off a lot of karma and will have a very pleasant life years from now and in your next incarnation; oh and your pluto is squaring your sun so that contributes. I wonder if the March lunar eclipse in early virgo affected you quite a bit

my friend has a great voice and is a great singer, i wonder if you are too

>>42447511
>>42449732
So many fucking Libra risings, I'm starting to see a pattern here. Well from what I can see you do certainly love to connect with people, given that you have the Gemini stellium in the 8th house and you're Libra Asc. Friendship and communication are probably just as essential to you as water. I can see where some problems are though, despite having the desperate craving for interactions, all that floaty Gemini energy is being completely bottlenecked through your Mercury Rx. So I'm guessing you want to strike up all these conversations with people but struggle to accentuate yourself across to them as well as you'd like to. Gemini is the chatterbox of the Zodiac, and your main method of communicating (the Mercury) has a lid on it, so you might feel like you want to say all these things to people but always end up pulling yourself back. That's my guess on what could be happening to you at least, let me know if I'm wrong though. The Gemini placements being in the 8th house as well means you want to strike up these weird boundary pushing taboo subjects with people, but the Rx probably refrains you from doing so. I can literally sense the seething frustration.

>>42451223
Also another thing to note are your fire sign placements, here's where some friction might occur with people. That Gemini stellium in the 8th basically wants to "merge" with people, but you've got a stubborn Aries Moon, the non pushover Mars Leo in the 5th, and the absolute refusal for autonomy compromise in your Sag Jupiter Rx, especially potent because it's 2nd house. So my guess is it's a sort of "I'll merge with you, but if you try to change me you'll get bitten" type of deal. Your Saturn looks like it's in there trying to teach you it's okay to connect with people and still remain yourself, it would give you the Pisces energy of merging with people without completely dissolving into them, but it's got a Square with the Mercury so you probably think what a load of shit, like "if that person gets close to me they're gonna start overwriting me." Your heavy asf Jupiter placement also has opposition with your Sun/Mercury Gemini, but look at that cheeky trine with the moon. Your Jupiter is a partner in crime with your Moon stubbornness, telling you it's okay to keep being yourself and never adapt to people. Your Libra Asc is obviously crying its eyes out over this, because it's got an opposition with the Moon. Your Libra/Gemini is saying "REEEE, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME CONNECT WITH PEOPLE?" and your fire signs are like "Lol, we don't need that shit fuck off."

>>42451228
Fuck I meant Mars Leo in the 11th, not 5th mb

Positions of Planets
Sun 9°42' Sagittarius
Moon 7°47' Libra
Mercury 19°28' Scorpio
Venus 25°50' Libra
Mars 4°39' Aquarius
Jupiter 25°35' Я Aries
Saturn 11°45' Я Taurus
Uranus 13°32' Aquarius
Neptune 2°15' Aquarius
Pluto 10°19' Sagittarius
Chiron 7°58' Sagittarius
Ceres 25°58' Virgo
Pallas 14°37' Leo
Juno 26°57' Sagittarius
Vesta 20°06' Scorpio
Node 5°33' Я Leo
Lilith 1°09' Sagittarius
Fortune 25°12' Sagittarius
AS 27°07' Aquarius
MC 7°11' Sagittarius
Planets in Houses*
Sun House 10
Moon House 8
Mercury House 9
Venus House 8
Mars House 12
Jupiter House 2
Saturn House 3
Uranus House 12
Neptune House 12
Pluto House 10
Chiron House 10
Ceres House 7
Pallas House 6
Juno House 10
Vesta House 9
Node House 6
Lilith House 9
Fortune House 10

Positions of Houses
House 1 27°07' Aquarius
House 2 6°46' Aries
House 3 10°12' Taurus
House 4 7°11' Gemini
House 5 1°17' Cancer
House 6 26°23' Cancer
House 7 27°07' Leo
House 8 6°46' Libra
House 9 10°12' Scorpio
House 10 7°11' Sagittarius
House 11 1°17' Capricorn
House 12 26°23' Capricorn
List of Planetary Aspects
Sun Conjunction Pluto Orb 0°37'
Mars Conjunction Neptune Orb 2°23'
Sun Conjunction MC Orb 2°31'
Pluto Conjunction MC Orb 3°08'
Mars Conjunction Uranus Orb 8°53'
Venus Opposite Jupiter Orb 0°14'
Mercury Opposite Saturn Orb 7°43'
Saturn Square Uranus Orb 1°47'
Mercury Square Uranus Orb 5°56'
Venus Square Neptune Orb 6°25'
Jupiter Square Neptune Orb 6°39'
Mars Square Saturn Orb 7°06'
Mercury Square AS Orb 7°38'
Venus Trine AS Orb 1°16'
Moon Trine Mars Orb 3°08'
Moon Trine Neptune Orb 5°31'
Moon Trine Uranus Orb 5°45'
Moon Sextile MC Orb 0°36'
Jupiter Sextile AS Orb 1°31'
Sun Sextile Moon Orb 1°54'
Mars Sextile MC Orb 2°32'
Moon Sextile Pluto Orb 2°32'
Uranus Sextile Pluto Orb 3°13'
Sun Sextile Uranus Orb 3°50'
Neptune Sextile MC Orb 4°55'
Sun Sextile Mars Orb 5°03'
Mars Sextile Pluto Orb 5°40'
Saturn Inconjunction Pluto Orb 1°25'
Sun Inconjunction Saturn Orb 2°03'
Venus SemiSquare Pluto Orb 0°30'
Sun SemiSquare Venus Orb 1°08'
Jupiter SesquiQuadrate Pluto Orb 0°16'
Sun SesquiQuadrate Jupiter Orb 0°53'
Jupiter Quintile Uranus Orb 0°03'
Mercury Quintile Neptune Orb 0°46'
What do you think?

I'm doing a short analysis of every chart in this thread. This is going to take me awhile so please be patient. It mght even take days. I won't be looking at planets or aspects, in fact all I am going to look at is your rising sign, because that's the most important thing about your entire chart.

>>42444955
Your rising sign is Libra, which is cardinal air. Contrary to what most modern astrologers believe, it is Libra, not Aquarius, that is the sign of innovative ideas and new thoughts. Aquarius is a fixed air sign, traditionally ruled by Saturn, so it is more about rigid thinking and rigorous logic. Libra is more inventive. But your 1st house also includes a lot of Scorpio. So we interpret that as, you are mostly a Libra, but deep down, underneath the surface, you are more like a Scorpio, which is fixed water, thus, you are focused on finding lasting values, ethics that don't change, universal and eternal moral principles.

>>42445119
Your rising sign is Leo, so on the surface people see you as someone who needs a lot of attention and social status, but underneath that Leo exterior we find a Virgo core, someone who is focused on the physical details of the situation and how things can be physically changed or adapted to suit the situational needs of the crowd.

>>42445340
Another libra rising with a bit of Scorpio under the hood. Same read as the first chart, only yours is more polarized since you have less influence coming from Scorpio to give it a blend of energy. Yours is more strongly Libra, so you are not as drawn toward archetypal morals and primordial fixed ethics, only slightly so. For you that's more of a curiosity than a real personal quest.

>>42445348
Taurus rising means you don't want physical sensations to change. You need a stable physical environment, where things are reliable and consistently pleasant and relaxing. But you have a bit of Gemini influence as well, so that relaxing environment for you usually means having someone around to talk to.

>>42445350
Another libra rising with Scorpio under the hood, see >>42445340 and >>42444955

>>42445424
Saggitarius rising. Mutable fire. Your inspirations and passion is always directed at what can be changed, transformed, altered in some novel way that inspires or attracts other people. The key here is that these novel changes have to inspire or attract people, that's the brilliant light of the flame, the fire energy, like a burning arrow shot into the night sky that acts as a signal. Mix in some of that Capricorn energy, which is cardinal earth, and you also have the capacity to start projects that have practical and grounded investments and will lead to tangible, measurable results, but you have have difficulty actually carrying out those projects yourself, preferring to delegate or lead.

>>42445551
Gemini rising, mutable air. You want to change how people think about things, including yourself, you can't make up your mind about things very well. Your entire first house is in Gemini, and the cusp of your second house is right on the cusp of Pisces, so your first house is just pure Gemini energy, which is kinda rare actually. Not much else to say here for that very reason, which is nice. You have a very "what you see is what you get" kind of personality.

>>42445608
Another libra-scorpio blend. See >>42444955 and >>42445340 and >>42445350

>>42446359
Rising sign is Scorpio, which is fixed water. There are certain ethics, certain moral boundaries that are fixed and dont change. What's so important that we would die for it? Or what seems universally evil and wrong to almost all people in almost every era? Those sorts of things are what Scorpio is about. But you actually have even more Saggitarius in your 1st house than you do Scorpio, suggesting your core inner drive is actually more about seeing the world grow and inspiring other people to change how they perceive the future, to find hope where there was hopelessness before or to want to explore more of the world.

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>>42446442
Rising is Capricorn, that's cardinal earth. You want to start projects that have material results, practical aims, not wildly ambitious stuff. Your aims are more conservative, and so, more likely to actually pay off. But you don't want to do the work yourself, just lead or dictate to others what is to be done. Combined with a lot of Aquarius, which is fixed air, you turn to academic and fixed ways of thinking, scientific proceedure, rigorous logic and experimentation to establish what is true beyond any doubt. Your first house is also very expansive, suggesting you have a very strong personality, someone who really stands out among others, someone with a lot of complexity, a rich inner world and even more rich outer world compared to those around them. There's just more going on in your life in general, than in the lives of others.

>>42446669
Your rising sign is Scorpio. As I said before, Scorpio is fixed water, so, rigid morals and ethical boundaries that do not change and are not going to break under pressure. What do we find right and wrong on an instinctual level, something that no person would argue against in their right mind? What really motivates us in the reptilian brain? Scorpio is all about that energy. And in your chart, that's your entire 1st house, so like the other person I replied to, your personality is fairly straightforward. What you see is what you get. No hidden assumptions or layers to peel back. There's a kind of unintentional sincerity in being a simple person. It's not a bad thing. A memorable and useful NPC in a video game is more important than the main character of the novel if nobody gives a shit about the MC after the story is over and only wants to talk about that NPC. Think about that one for a second.

Anyway, guys I need a break. I'll bang out a few more maybe later tonight or possibly tomorrow if the thread is still around. Have a good one. Peace.

For the record, I'm an aquarius rising but my 1st is mostly pisces :^)

>>42445373
>Look at my 5th house placements
where? you never posted your chart

>>42451699
>Another libra rising with Scorpio under the hood, see >>42445340 and >>42444955 (You)
he won't learn anything from my chart, he sounds like the total opposite of me

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>>42444846
Im going through phases of "hightened spirituality" lets call them, where I have symbolic dreams, repeating numerals and interesting experiences and then for 3-4 weeks nothing, no motivation, no dreams, nothing happening. Am i being tested or something?

Also, please a reading. Something interesting or useful that could help me or shed some light on things I might be ignoring.

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>>42451828
It's in the OP but I'll post the full wheel too cause it's easier to read. Different flavour of theatre, but theatre none the less. You might be more dreamy and whimsical with your fun, as opposed to me which is straight up clown/chaotic jokester tier

>>42451844
then perish I guess? it probably has to do with the fact that your entire fucking chart is a square and would look more accurate if the entire damn zodiac was a fucking square instead of a circle, holy shit I've never seen someone so completely raped by destiny before, what the fuck happened to you? did you piss off lucifer in person before being born? did you lose a bet with God himself? what the FUCK, I am asking you, answer me damnit, fucking explain yourself buddy lmao, the fuck is going on with your SOUL bro? you think this is a motherfucking game? RELAX, okay?

Like, jesus christ I'm not going to tell you that you should fucking kill yourself because that would just be mean and nobody is mean on the internet, that just wouldn't make any sense to tell someone, right? come on now haha lol lmao :^)

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>>42445119
I have something similar but I lack a lot of water and earth energy. Btw why does everyone else gets such a detailed reading besides me?

>>42451849
You're so god damn lucky that Chiron saves you from being an asskisser.

>>42451945
>fucking explain yourself
Sorry no, I'm drunk now and laughing too hard because it's true, I definitely pissed off one of the biggest gods or something.
Urgh.
Why does everyone with libra rising get to be pretty while I look like a fucking monster and have like 27 different curses on me? Answer me that. Who else has been cursed two dozen ways? It's gotta be a guiness world record.
>I'm not going to tell you that you should fucking kill yourself because that would just be mean
why? I'm just an unfeeling "zogbot" capricorn moon, remember?
I'd pull the trigger right now if my parents weren't still around desu, I almost did 30 years ago, this world isn;t worth it
>>42451996
>1st house venus
fuck you

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Apparently I have a very unique chart. Try and guess what kind of person I am

>>42447461
That other Anon was right, this is a high tier schizo chart. Not in a mental illness way, just in a chaotic way. You have the Capricorn Asc and Scorpio trying to keep a lid on things and look all cool, mysterious and controlled, but then you have this chaotic gremlin schizo energy underneath that's banging on the zoo bars like a monkey begging to be let out. You might look reserved or under control at first glance, then once they get close to you, you explode with emotions/energy they weren't expecting. When you do decide to come onto people, it's probably unexpectedly intense/overwhelming for them. 5th house Gemini Moon/Node is 100% schizo gremlin energy, and you can see Saturn over in the next house isn't happy about it, he's practically screaming "GET THAT SHIT UNDER CONTROL" kek. The thing that takes the gremlin energy to the next level is the Jupiter, because it's Leo in the 8th house. You'd have absolutely no problem with destroying and tearing people's mental blockades without hesitation, in fact you probably take great joy in doing it. This is exactly why it mismatches so much with your Capricorn exterior, first you're fair and decent the next minute you're "too much to handle" for their own sanity. Another thing to note is your Mars/Venus, the Libra Mars means you'll be genuinely fair in relationships, but the method in which is comes out (the Venus) is extremely volatile. Because it's Rx it keeps all the locked up energy of the schizo and unleashes it in psychological gamma ray bursts that tear into people's souls completely. You don't just shine a light on people, you blind them with a fucking laser beam.

>>42452116
This is the problem, because the thing actually attracting people to you is your Capricorn and Scorpio, you'd probably lure people in who are Earth/Water signs. But they have no idea that once they finally break past the exterior, there's an entire circus down there screaming and flinging shit at the walls. The absolute WORST person you could pair with is an Earth Sign they'd completely shut the circus down, the only water sign I see pairing well with you is maybe Pisces because they enjoy the whimsy/chaos too. Best thing though is Fire/Air signs, because rather than trying to contain the clown they egg it on, this is something your 5th house needs desperately because it enjoys the playfulness and jesting (the lifeblood of Gemini energy), you need someone who's got just as much schizo energy underneath as you do.

>>42447617
can you tell me more about my 1st house saturn and the 7th stellium. AI tells me I need to embrace my leo north node and embrace relationships, but it is very hard for me, im kind of stuck in my inner world.

>>42447475
>>42452151
Your Jupiter 12th house wants to practically live in the isolation of the void, so what does it do? It employs your Saturn to build an nigh impenetrable fortress, so you have all the safety in the world to take your Pisces dives unimpeded. The reason people flock to you is because they sense this amazing mystical aura which they want a piece of, but you've put up a giant barrier to protect it which is why the keep colliding with you. The thing is because it's in the 12th house neither you nor the person is even aware of this, all they have is a weird instinctive gut feeling to approach you, and all you see is this annoying person trying to force themselves onto you. There's no way for you to actually understand that 12th house "shadow connection" because your Moon is all the way out in the 4th house, AND it's squaring the Jupiter Pisces, AND it's Gemini. You wouldn't be able to understand the emotional implications of why people are trying to get near you, and instead you'd try to explain it away with logic. But you're trying to explain something with logic that's unexplainable with logic, you see the problem? The problem with the Saturn in the first house (can relate) is that it makes the effect noticeable to people on the outside. They have this 12th house draw to you which neither you nor they can explain, but then when they try to get close the Saturn Taurus rock wall slams down in front of them. This would absolutely confuse the fuck out of them, because you're basically a walking "please love and merge with me sign" with the Pisces Asc and Libra 7th house stellium, so having a wall slammed directly on their attempt to get close to you would be jarring.

>>42452073
?????? I need more than that

>>42444846
>>42452192
Analyz my chart Mr.technoshaman

thanks, thats exactly what it seems like I guess I just have to work on letting people in through honesty about who i am and do even if they think I am weird bc like I said I do crave relationships with people but am completely fine if I end up alone.

>>42452212
>>42452192

>>42452151
>>42452192
As for the Leo node, the last thing you'd want to do is be dragged out of your Pisces ocean (can relate as well) because it's a sacred integral part of you. The problem you're facing is with the people misunderstanding your boundaries until it's too late, because you probably don't let your emotions out enough to let them know, instead letting the rock wall do the talking. If you just slam a rock wall down on people that's going to ever get through to them, you need more emotional transparency. Your Libra Mercury would absolutely despise stepping on people's toes and making them uncomfortable, but making them uncomfortable is exactly what you need to be doing. You need to let people know what's happening instead of just slamming a wall in front of them, the best way to do this is with the Leo "expressiveness" because that's what will actually accentuate your feelings to them. It's not that the rock wall is bad, it's that the rock wall isn't a human, these people need the human (you) telling them what's wrong, not an inanimate object. Instead of just slamming the wall down, you tell them "if you want the wall gone, this is what you have to do" which takes Leo assertiveness to do.

If you look too, your South Node is chilling up there in the 12th house as well, Aquarius. What this essentially means is that you're completely comfortable with being a misunderstood alien to people, but the misunderstood alien is going to find it hard to connect with people (which is what the 7th house stellium wants) so that's why it's going into Leo node. You have to change from being a cold alien to being more warm and approachable if you want your connections senpai

>>42452212
>I just have to work on letting people in through honesty about who i am and do even if they think I am weird
Yeah exactly, it takes assertiveness to do that, LEO assertiveness. If you don't want to be an alien to them you have to let them know what's up. Don't be afraid of stepping on their toes with that Libra Mercury, be more firm. Being more firm with your boundaries will actually allow people to bypass them easier, because they'll see exactly what they have to do to bypass them instead of being blocked out forever. You're saying "here's the wall, this is what you have to do to break through it" you're teaching them to navigate your boundary rather than having to force their way through it, which is what will eventually get through to you in the end. I know you can do it because your Mercury/Moon has a sextile with the Leo Node, it's something you're actually able to tap into
>I do crave relationships with people but am completely fine if I end up alone.
Kek I literally have your exact same though process. I too want to just float around in a Pisces void, but sooner or later that 7th house stellium is going to get upset and drag you back, just like mine always does >>42451935

>>42452208
Which one is it?

>>42452204
If you want deep personal details, sorry...they're too horrid and shameful to share with anyone, even under anonymity. Everything you said in the last post is spot on, even if you were joking. That is perhaps the funniest part of all this.

Astrology is so true, so revealing, a total stranger can tell from your chart that you've been literally cursed by the gods. Damn,l what a world...

>>42452236
This is me >>42451996

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>>42451228
Thanks Mr shaman, that sounds pretty spot on to me. I really do struggle communicating and connecting with people. You've shed some light with this explanation. I'm curious what you mean when you say "merge" with people? That resonates but I would like to know if you mean it in the same way it's resonating. Also do you think I'm stuck with this internal conflict caused by my fire signs like you described?

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fucking t-square is ruining my life
fuck saturn in particular
btw, anyone here willing to interpret my solar return?

>>42452435
>I'm curious what you mean when you say "merge" with people?
Well I think the 8th house merging is a little different from what people might think, it's not like the 12th house Pisces void merging where you float out into nothingness, it's more of an aggressive merging. A merging that's done through pushing boundaries not dissolving, that's why the 8th house is all about the taboo side of things.
>do you think I'm stuck with this internal conflict caused by my fire signs
Yes, because for you to have any proper interactions with people in that 8th house the "merging" needs to be mutual, you step over their boundary, but that means they get to step over your boundary as well. Your Gemini stellium would absolutely love the stimulation of this, but your fire signs would be freaking the fuck out because they don't do well with merging, they prefer fighting. They'd see it as a threat to their autonomy/identity, as in, if you let someone into the deep core of you they'd start "overwriting" parts of you with theirs. The fire signs are very capable of breaking the taboo boundary, but struggle with autonomy issues once inside, which is why you see all of the friction there. That's probably why your Saturn is in Pisces, the sign most notorious for merging with people, since it's in Saturn you're essentially being taught how to merge with people without completely surrendering yourself over, which makes your fire signs feel safe and intact. The Scorpio Node fits perfectly with this theme as well, teaching you how to be intense enough for the 8th house shenanigans, while also being defensive enough to protect yourself while inside of it. You're being told to loosen up in the actual safest way possible, you should be fine my senpai

>>42452271
On it

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Anyone willing to read my chart? I'd love to hear anything about relationships or my life path or just any insights really :))

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>>42452736
You and I both know exactly what you're trying to pull here.

>>42450288
Please read mine

>>42450938
>fucked by demonic individuals with authority over you
demonic, i'm unsure, but i very definitely clash with authority figures often, all my life i've been in a battle with them lol
>a very solid shot at not reincarnating on this Earth
forgive my ignorance but would this mean reincarnating in a future where we've colonized other planets or am i thinking far too literally (i'm unaware of the different possibilities for reincarnating)
>great voice/singer
y'know i feel like my voice comes up frequently in these threads, what is it in the chart that points to a good voice, is it the venus/mercury 4th house? in either case, singing isn't something i've done much of nor have i really ever been trained in. but ever since i started getting compliments on it (both in astro threads and irl) i've been curious as to what my singing would sound like if i actually did train, as opposed to just singing whatever song i'm listening to for background music as i work/game/whatever