>be humanoid species living on earth 2.5 million years ago>very distant cousins of humanity>cataclysm (eltanin impact) hits, so you're forced to hide in subterranean caves>wild evolutionary pressure causes intelligence to evolve super exponentially, turn them 3ft tall, and become hyper-peaceful and empathetic>build ultra advanced underground civilizations>almost reach a technological singularity>"g-guys this shit is too dangerous... we need to slow down!">the ayy version of Yudkowsky copes so much in public that you decide to go the cautious route (cuck move)>painstakingly, over thousands of years, genetically engineer yourselves to ~500 IQ>solve physics and biology>achieve "utopian equilibrium" by editing any remnant of testosterone, aggression, and ambition out of your DNA>collectively decide to artifically cap technology right before the singularity because it seemed too unpredictable and likely to result in extinction>create a telepathically connected hive-mind pseudo-super intelligence (nowhere near real ASI though)>interconnected thoughts make lying or doing anything unethical even more biologically impossible than it already was>artificially cap your reproductive ceiling because bringing new beings to the world is "ethically questionable" since they cannot consent to it>become a hyper-advanced civilization of planetary basement dwellers and perma-virgins(1/2)
>>42448916>spend thousands of years in VR jerk-off tubes doing telepathic sudoku>too pussy to visit the surface, so you 3D-print biological RC toys (Greys) to probe cows while you puppet them from the Mariana Trench>meanwhile, on the surface...>Chad Humanity enters the chat>screaming bald apes conquer the planet in a fraction of the time>driven entirely by violence, glory, and the urge to fuck fresh pussy>observe humans 200K years ago>watch the Yamnaya invasions>watch Alexander>watch Genghis Khan wipe out 10% of the world>terrified of your tribal, hyper-aggressive, much taller, bigger dicked ape cousins that rape and kill everything in sight>apes strap themselves to explosive tubes to look cool for the hoes>split the atom, immediately blow shit up because monkey brain likes big boom>Virgin Abyssals sweating in their little gay suits in their underwater pods>hold a 6-month telepathic meeting to decide if fucking with human nukes is "ethical">send little Tic Tac drones to hover over military bases>"p-please stop playing with the atomic matches, you're gonna ruin our shared biosphere">most violent and terrifying thing your species has done in 500K years>humans see nukes turn off, go "huh, interesting, anyway keep building">70k more nukes built since>fast forward to 2026>apes going straight into the Singularity>building ASI god purely to pump stocks and make better AI sex robots>Abyssals watching in absolute existential horror>they nerfed their own violence, can't go to war to stop us>they engineered their own trap>orchestrate UFO disclosure to see if apes will finally be scared>no one gives a solitary shit>500K mentions on Twitter vs 14M for AI>sit in the Mariana Trench coping, seething, and dilating>soon ASI god wakes up, drains your geothermal vents for server cooling, folds spacetime so we conquer the galaxy>tfw you min-maxed your civilization for peace and got completely filtered by ape cousins
cool story
>>42448916is that doja cat???
>>42448916this question is very important, I'd say crucial even.are their females hot? fuckable?
>>42448916>>42448949yeah anon, that pretty much covers it. are you up for a mission at point nemo with me? I still need to get a submarine, maybe one of those off the books mimic gotland submarines.
>>42448916If I met a female grey alien how could I tell if she was attractive or not? I assume if you're an alien, some of them look more attractive than others, but they all look the same to me.
>>42448916surely it has to produce odor
>>42448949>most violent and terrifying thing your species has done in 500K yearsIf only you knew
DEFEND EARFJOIN THE HOOMAN FRONT
>>42448916Stfu delusional faggot
>>42450440Destroy Earth for gang stalking me
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NGL i actually kek'd
>>42449469KEK
>>42450632There really are retards like you that think jews are actual literal reptilians lmaogeg. Some retard on /pol/ said he was joking and called me retarded earlier when I asked "Ok, if jews are reptilians, was jesus, and by extension - god - also a reptilian?" and he REEEEEE'D. You can't both believe aliens are demons but jews are reptilians. They're not compatible ideologies because if reptilians exist and touch down on earth, jews here already exist?
Throw a paper at on that
>>42452432that's a whole lot of assumptions to make from a meme post, anon.
>>42448916I'd betray humanity in a heat beat if I could tap that.
>>42455423how bad is your situation if you're ready to become an AYYcel
>>42448916>>42451430Looks like its*puts on glasses*probin' time
>>42448949Humans are not chads
