Groveanon is dead or still missing. He was the only smart one who saw behind the curtain and it still changed nothing. Vampires won. Let this be a warning for any human investigating vampires I guess they don't fuck around. It's time to give up.
>>42454677>He was the only smart onelol
>>42454677Vampires, witches, luciferians...all the same. All just servants of "them".
Vampires aren't real.Fuck off.
>>42454677If I were going to LARP something for you guys and I wanted it to have a good end, I would absolutely set it up so I “disappeared” before my final postI’m not saying this for sure didn’t happen but also it fits the cookie cutter mold for 8-9/10 /x/ LARP. I mean, people are talking about it years later.
>>42454677Who?
Not time to give up. Time to switch tactics. Running into their meeting place with a GoPro is clearly not the right way. I propose a diplomatic approach. Clearly exposure is something they don’t want to happen, so some kind of irrevocable dead man switch exposure would be appropriate leverage to compel them. Alternatively offering them a service somehow could work. Or we could try to ask nicely. I don’t know! I don’t know rightly if they’re even vampires. Could be the “local” office of some aliens. Could be anything really.
>>42454677Vampires eat my spinal fluid.
>>42455093wtf happened
>>42455467you dont wanna know..
Stormy is an ghoul guy who survive eat a dirt imhoyepyep
>>42455672ghoul?
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO BECOME A VAMPIRE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING
>>42455715.. Anything.. ?
>>42455719Yes.
>>42455724Why would a vampire turn someone so desperate and pathetic? You got no standards, no morals, you fall on your knees degrading yourself for a crumb of immortality?
>>42455727That's a lot of information you've supposedly gleaned from a single sentence lol
>>42455754>I WOULD DO ANYTHING!!!Yeah ok retard.
>>42455715Go down on a chick on her period. Just be wary of birth control or you'll get more estrogen than the average basedboy.
Groveanon?
>>42454677nah, man. way i see it, if you keep sperging about him, he'll always be alive.
>>42454677Who is Groveanon? I'm assuming this is in reference to grove, as in, Bohemian Grove. I would like to read "Groveanon's" postings on a 4chan archival website, but I have to know who and what posts you're even talking about.
i'm pretty sure this grove faggot is just self posting about his own retarded ass to gain 4chan fame or some shit. you're all retards for buying this shit
Quirky vampires aren't real.
Descendants of Cain please leave Jesus is with me
>>42456175He was friends with a vampire girl during childhood she looked like a little girl
>>42456184Yeah these threads have been happening for years. I have never found them to very organic.
>>42457930And he still gets you to click on his threads and read them holy fucking mind controlled grovechad won so hard
>>42454677Still trying to figure out these three things:1.) are they real or allegory/metaphor?2.) are they sexy like my gf's smut books?3.) assuming A and B are both true, are they fuckable and is it even worth the time?Bonus question: are they total assholes?>>42455796Tried multiple times but I don't think I'm a vampire.>>42455727Physical "immortality" (can die but hard to kill) can lead to some seriously bad situations. Seems like more of a curse than a gift.
>>42454677True we always win.>>42454700Who, dragons?>>42454715Also true.
>>42454677Groveanon and his vamp gf were both killed by the "green crystal witches" because they attracted too much attention and were both very unskilled in occult protection. In other words, thelemites got them.>>42458199Was right about this part, don't mess with actual witches, they can be very dangerous.
>>42458312>thelemitesyou mean aging glasses wearing losers who roleplay?
>>42458319No, actual and very dangerous occult practitioners of the same method known as Thelema.
>>42458332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpkavRCW4hgscary as fuckprobably killed many vampires
>>42458356lol
>>42458185Lol fair enough then. Dragon Court lore refers to that as Star Fire and it's the least invasive way to check that one.A few speak of Psychic Vampires, had a friend who claimed to be one, some say it goes back to Mars and involves being "Hollow" at the solar plexus chakra point. Could also relate to mind viruses there since sapping another's energy creates their own void point to crave filling.If they come across with a lot of 'riz it's probably similar to psychopathy or some other predatory mind/soul bug. A Rasputin type perhaps. I'd rather you don't succumb to such a Qlipohthic darkness.
>>42458332The same witches who killed Charlie Kirk.
>>42454677The tried and true method for killing a vampire is to drive a stake into their heart. Its still done to this day, there a few vampire hunters out there, and what they do is they identify who is a practicing vampire and they lure them, beat them, drag them to some woods and run them through with a stake.
>>42459339>A few speak of Psychic Vampires, had a friend who claimed to be one, some say it goes back to Mars and involves being "Hollow" at the solar plexus chakra pointIt's called having a personality disorder.
>>42460208cut off head better
>>42460362EXactly, vampires don't pump blood, they don't need a functional heart to "live"..Groveanon is fake and gay.
>>42454677shut the fuck up
>>42457930I'm not so sure about that. He came to the threads with a spirit of genuine inquiry, or at least made a very good show of it. He'd follow up on the most cryptic BS larps with question after question and explore the topic from all angles discussing it with anyone who approached in good faith (and even many that didn't.) I've said it before, if anything he forced this board to have a better class of LARPer by grilling each and every one of them and forcing them to expand their creativity and writing skills. I enjoyed his threads for what they were worth
I miss GrooveAnon
Grove won.You lost.
>>42463793how do we start winning?
>>42463793What did he win?
>>42457531Oh, so you're not aware of the New Testament vampires?
>>42464804everything
>>42466935that's a lot
