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GOD MAKES US TAKE A SHIT AND JACK OFF.
THEY RECORD IT ALL AND SAVE IT ON THEIR MASSIVE ANUNNAKI COMPUTER. THEY HAVE A MASSIVE COMPILATION OF EVERY TIME YOU CRAPPED AND SPANKED THE MONKEY FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE AND THEY'RE GONNA PULL IT UP ON YOUR LIFE REVIEW TO MAKE FUN OF YOU. YES, THEY WILL AND THEY WILL MAKE YOU WORSHIP GOD FOR SUSTENANCE.
AMEN.
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>>42458571
>one thousand years later, they had reached the sixth grade. the year he had discovered masturbation..
That's a cool video and describes perfectly what I'm experiencing. It's like living in a world where aliens scrutinize you, poke your brain, subject you to weird gay social experiments and you've just gotta live with the fact that you're being watched and experimented on by people/beings from different locale/dimension and no one can help you because people are really just stupid shitting monkeys that were engineered to be that way because retarded slaves are easier to manage. And they watch me take a shit and jack off and I don't give a fuck..
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K.
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Funny thing is i am an exhibitionist so i will be the one having the last laugh. I am seven layers of irony above god.



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