>>42460492
There is literally no reasons for aliens to have sex at all, let alone be "romantically compatible" with fat schizos.

>>42460500
>There is literally no reasons for aliens to have sex at all
And there is no reason why they wouldn't either, incel anon

File: 1778444111090029.jpg (164 KB, 815x980)

164 KB JPG

Interesting premise: discovery and communication challenge mixed with the danger of the unknown and related confidence to create a connection.

Assuming the absurd for a minute, the absolute thrills of romance go through the roof in my mind!

The earning seems baked into the willingness to see the others as similar or same despite the lack of experience with them. Not much room for insecurity.

The parties would be wild AF.

>>42460941
This

>>42460492
If the is any truth to the stories about aliens getting sperm samples or creating breeding programs then this could actually happen.

>>42460492
nothingeverhappenschud.jpeg

depends how humanoid they are

What if aliens are like cucks or something? She might try to fuck other humans and aliens because that’s how their biology works or something. And who knows if they have the same level of emotional attachment and feelings we do. I’m not getting cucked by a Vulcan bros.

>>42460941
>the absolute thrills of romance go through the roof in my mind!
ah yes, the absolute thrill of being balls deep in AYY cloaca

just don't be shocked when you find out even the femgreys would rather hook up with the blacks than a 2/10 nebbish incel like you

>>42462089
They seem to abduct a lot of wypipo. Barney Hill is the only major example of a black abductee I can think of. I’m sure they fuck everyone but I wonder if they prefer semen from certain groups.

>>42462020
they are into pissing

>>42462113
If that was the only weird thing I would be on board.

The post-disclosure era will be insane, and what will be even more wild is Official First Contact. Trust me anons, the ayy lmao's are here to stay.

>>42462125
I want to know their history. They have to have alien Julius Caesar’s and shit. Any insight into their philosophy and even their forms of entertainment. I need to see alien TV or whatever they have.

>>42462103
>They seem to abduct a lot of wypipo
Allegedly.

Even if it were true, they aren't having sex with abductees, so it's not the same thing.

>>42462188
Abductees claim to be straddled by weird hybrid looking females. We’re not sexually compatible with the pure ones but the hybrids have vaginas and use them.

nah I'd imagine ayys are just some boring ahh creatures and wont go with yalls expectations.
mega horny-schizo thread o algo

I came.

>>42460492
I would be open to it, but very skeptical. I would give it time and observe their motives. Can't just immediately trust them, but if they pass my scrutiny... I am getting my lizard gf. Can't be any worse then the modern foid.

>>42462020
I think aliens might have no concept of marriage or marital vows, what we call promiscuity would just be the natural order to them

>>42462125
>First contact
Her hand with mine would be enough to discern if it's a happening or not.

>>42462132
Honestly this. Humanity needs new cultural material. Like I love mythological creatures but we really only have a few interesting ones. Most are just some sort of Chimera made up by superstitious people thousands of years ago.

>>42462651
source: trust me bro

>>42463622
People were unimaginative back then and constrained by rigid dogma, why do you think God was painted as a bearded man instead of an eldritch entity beyond comprehension? Because theologians wouldn't be comfortable with it

>>42464173
Yea well whatever the reason humanity has run out of material.

>>42460492
I really do want to know what they look like, what their crafts look like.
Our brains won't let most findaliens attractive. This would be like finding a cricket or goat or an orangutan attractive.

>>42464559
>orangutan
I have some bad news anon....

>>42460514
there are lot's of reason why they wouldn't
mitosis, cloning, energy based life forms
basically you're a liar, your OP is shit, and this board is not your own personal blog

>not the anon you're responding to btw

look
I get it
some of you are looking at an existance

where you die alone
never once getting to experience
what everyone else is making such a big deal about

but getting on 4chan
and telling lies
to other's who also die alone

isn't going to fix anything
the way
being able to think in ways

those controlled by thier own hormones
can't think
might be able to do something about

like there is a REASON
you suck at life
even if it's to fix a curse place by your ansestors before you were even born

which is why
this message
is being sent in such a way

those who recieved it
consented of thier own "free will"
to be exposed the the paranormal even if only as a therodical possiblity

*shrugs*

>no alien girl friends needed, not when, you can have anime one's via ai no "reproduction" needed... *rolls eyes*

>>42464800
Anon if there is even a chance at alien pussy I am going for it. There ARE abduction reports where it happens. That's no guarantee but if disclosure happens and the ayys want "Volunteers" for their breeding programs, I will be first in line. If disclosure happens but they are incompatible I will accept that as well. And most likely nothing is going to happen so there is no reason not to have a little dream.

>>42464849
by shit posting
on 4chan
that's your "best shot" at getting alien pussy

or any orifice you can stick your dick and call a "pussy"

seriously?
how is coming of desperate
going to work in your favor again

when any alien babes
who might exist for reals
have their pick of everyone who is not you to choose from instead

hmm?

>>42465042
Interesting redirect anon. If and when aliens come into the open I won't be using 4chan to get with them. That hasn't happened (yet) so I can shit post in the meantime.

>>42460492
I'm sorry, but the aliens are going to insist upon homosexuality. haven't you wondered why all the leaders of the greatest nations are homosexuals and pedophiles?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA&ra=m

>>42465054
hey
if alien's
could be sexy

whose to say
they won't consider
personality a turn on

hmm?

>>42465293
Who knows? Maybe they are like human women and only want Chad, in which case most of us here are SOL, but maybe not. There are infinite possibilities.

>>42465352
anon
just becasue anything is possible
that's doesn't mean it's probable

the way
sex with a human female
instead of an alien one is

unless
there is something
wrong with you

for example
is it possible
you have "cooties"

hmm?

>>42465371
>Probable
And that's why looking into real accounts gives some good info. IF aliens are interested in human men it is because of these hybrids they are trying to make. It's not really for fun. This in and of itself might give certain people a chance who wouldn't be considered in western society.

look
to be fair
if any of you out there do have "cooties"

it's possible
some alien is immune
and won't be effect the way a "human female" is

as the "unknown"
is a "mystery"
for a "reason"

*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

>>42464800
>>42465042
>>42465293
>>42465371
>>42465401
What's with the fucking Reddit spacing?

>>42465400
actually anon
that is me pushing my own narrative
no matter how hard you try and pretend to matter when you don't

by using my shit post
in some lame attempt
to push your own narrative

but failing
like all the other's
doing the same damn thing

*hehehe*

>>42465410
turns out 4chan isn't yours to do with as you please after all

*awkard*

>>42465420
>that is me pushing my own narrative
And what is your narrative anon?

My experience with a hybrid doesn't quite fit the allignment of what a lot of people have described aliens like.

She was very angry with me, baring teeth and saying she "couldn't have me yet", and that infuriated her. I was never able to understand it and have had no issues in about 6 years since.

now
for any of you out there
willing to SHARE 4chan with all those who don't believe the same things you do

please stand by
those NOT willing to share
are going to try their damnest

to prove everyone else wrong
simply by shit posting
in the same thread I'm shit posting in

like they think
they got what it takes
to prove me wrong

and bend
reality itself
like all of it and not just parts of it

to their will
simply
by shit posting on 4chan

proving me wrong
when no on else could
or die trying

so any
to do die trying
like el archon for example

choose
to waste their own life
in ways I did not force them to do

just like
I'm not forcing any of the rest of you
to try and prove me wrong

as reality itself
remains the same way it's always been
on my watch

and no shit post
on 4chan
can change that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCmwhRyz9TE

the "pop culture" little kids all over the world are exposed to outside of these threads exists for reals even if you personally chose to ignore it hun anon's

*cough*
blind spots
*cough*

>>42465433
long story short
I'm trying to prove to myself that I exist
on my own terms no matter what anyone else thinks about it

all selfish like and shit
SELFISH
I repeat

selfish
that's
me

>would you like me to continue?

>>42465448
>Rings of Power clips
Ewww, LOTR is based but you should have found a better video. I assume you want us to focus on the aspect of deception.

>>42465451
That's cool anon but I don't see how shit posting achieves that.

>>42465470
>>42465478
other folks kids
it's a thing
good luck to all equally

>>42460492
Assuming aliens achieved accessible gene editing technology a long time ago, and assuming their have the same tendencies and cravings as us, aliens would be total chads and make our 10/10 hammerfuck chads look like literal 0/10
Think about it. If gene Editing was accessible (and only for babies) 100% of normal born humans would have been incels, without a doubt.
And then, increase in competition forced knee genetically chad parents to even want more genetically gifted kids and on and on.
Same thing probably happened to aliens.
So what you must be scared of, is that humanity going to be literal alien hapas because human women will hang from their dicks all day and everyday thanks to centuries of genetic rewriting and perfection ’making them absolute chads.
So, basically no. No gf for you. Maybe left over cum from chad-alien dick

>>42462198
>Abductees claim to be straddled by weird hybrid looking females.
shit, you're right
but why are they attracted to wypipo then?
I don't see what's so hot about a race with an average 5.5" inch dik

File: alien-eyes.gif (585 KB, 380x498)

585 KB GIF

i got abducted 10 years ago i got consensually probed and impregnated and gave birth to some eggs over the course of 4 days it was nuts imagine the most insane prostate orgasm youve ever had then times it by 1000x

Ive had a lot of different changes to my body ever since, i have an aura to some people, and my hand writing style completely changed too are some examples.

they are among us. . .

>>42466481
yte pipo are just attractive unlike shite skins

>>42460514
>Le incel buzzword
go back, retard

>>42462089
>mind immediately wanders to bbc
Like clockwork. Stupid cuck

>>42466481
sure beats a browncel jeet like you, ranjeed.

>>42460492
Hope that they're not skittish about sex like human women

>>42466536
only by comparison they are
think about it..
when you're an alien, you have access to a whole galaxy of superior species, you can fuck whoever you want: pleiadians, tentacle monsters, werefoxes with 19" cocks

so why would you bother with white people?
maybe it's just a deviant fetish some of them have, they consider it like a form of beastiality