> Be me> Married, haven't had a single night alone with my wife in two years>Freedom finally>Arrive at my parents' place for the night, wanting some space to breathe and just be alone> It's late, around 11:20 PM. Decide to go for a nostalgic walk down a path I grew up visiting>weather is shit, cold, a little windy and dark but whatever> Dead quiet, completely empty outside>Come up to path> Wife instantly senses a shift, notes a strange rustling deep in the woods>I play it cool, try to rationalize it as the wind and night ambience playing tricks>Skyrim npc moment>Truth is, my gut is screaming; I caught a glimpse of a massive shadow moving in the treeline on the approach>Musthavebeenthewind.jpg> Ignore the instinct like a normie in a horror film>Even make a joke> Step onto the paved path cutting through the trees.>keep moving all the way to the other end of the path past the park on the left and soccer field on the right>We gucci heheh>At very end of the narrow path by a cluster of small trees to fork> Wife dead-stops, freezes completely in place, and turns around>Oh come on, Ijustwannawalk.png>"Holy shit there is something there"> Turn around with her>There is no way there is anything but stupid teen or stray animal or a tweaker>Witness a towering, impossible form with a large appendage hanging out (not clear)>stun>roughly 9 to 12 feet tall and deliberately stepping out from the foliage by the fork>Wtf.jpg> It moves into the ambient glow of a nearby streetlamp, displacing space with terrifying, weightless grace>Too much insight> My eyes completely struggle to compute the visual data; the brain is straight-up crashed out trying to catalog it> >It's not a stable, clear biological creature: the form is shifting so wildly my vision can barely hold it together>The massive, long, wide appendage starts moving in a rippling, snake-like ribbon effect that looks like a literal stroboscopic glitch or particle waves
>>42461791well? what happened next?
> Trying to process the texture: my mind scans its entire database and panics, trying to stitch together contradictory images> Looks like a deep-sea siphonophore combined with a many-fibered hair worm, refracting and scattering the streetlamp light like coarse, gray dog fur under a light>Kinda reminds me a bit of the Elden Beast>Still more to it I couldn't see> A light source glows distinctly at the top of its head, shimmering like active fiber optics or a localized energy field> This isn't a shadow or a spiritual vision; it is 100% solid, tangible.> Absolute monkey mode activated> run like a waffle house employee let off early>Unrealistic > Absolutely fucking not going back that way> ridiculous detour time like retards> making the final stretch> Think we're safe, but the environment cuts the quiet with a sharp auditory shift>Stare down the street we cross>Le chills> Clear as day, an external, intrusive voice hits my ears: "I see you">Ok Sauron> Wife panics, pushes me forward: "Hurry it up, I'll tell you when we get in the house"> as she says it, a physical tree branch swings violently out due to the wind and literally grabs her> Finally break back into the house, lock the doors>safe at last> Wife looks at me, completely pale, and finally drops the psychological payload she was holding in during the entire trek back> Turns out right when we first turned to run from the fork, she had an invasive, external thought telepathically beamed straight into her skull by the fiber-optic megaworm or whatever it was.> "The trees are alive and they will get you">Sauron.png> Wife immediately points the finger at my occult bullshit, blaming me for attracting interdimensional cryptids to her evening walk> Anons, I haven't even set foot in this town in over two years, I'm innocent> Sitting awake in bed, completely automated by adrenaline, dead tired, but shitting absolute atomic bricks> Idk anons, I have no idea what the actual fuck this was.
Sorry anons,Green text isn't my forte and haven't touched this site in ages.I would take our telepathic messages with a grain of salt given it felt like we just witnessed some shit and it could be our brains tricking us still. Was told to post this on here anyways by frens
Anyways will try to keep up with any responses. Probably will sleep soon but this shit bothers
>>42461791>>42461828OP SAW CTHULUS PHALLUS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>42461941Pain.
>>42461791>>42461828Yeah my bad that was me. I hadn't shaved in a while and as for the long appendage, well... it's best you forget about it if you want your wife to remain your wife.
when did this happen? and roughly where? if you don't wanna be too specific (state if in the US and north/south part of said state/country?)
>>42461828>>42461791Sounds like you need to go for another nightwalk in that area bro. Assert dominance.
>>42462213Kek, put me in the screencap please
Good to hear that snuffelufagus found a gig after sesame Street. You would have figured that he would be typecast into the niche forever.
>>42462384>Canada>GTA,Ontario>Public path and park by a children's elementary schoolHad a lot of native stuff in the area prior to whitening and browning of said town but I can't get the feeling out of my stomach that it wasn't really a Native legend. Shit looked real and tangible kind of like those Sinosphores or that it may have been tech used by something behind it. I have never seen anything like that but I'm wondering if anyone else has.
>>42462213/b/ resident detected
>>42462999Should have given him a hug desu
>>42462587Ngl, shit sent chills up and down my spine. I have dealt with aggressive animals and predators before because frankly if you're not a retard, it is easy to handle most predators. This made me feel sick to my stomach looking at it
>>42461791can you draw a pic plz
>>42464125>it is easy to handle most predatorsPlease go hang out on Admiralty Island
>>42466029Here's the best I could do in the moment. Tried to give it a bit of depth, its not the best but the closest I can off memory. I could try painting it but I'll sleep on that.>Kids took all my good line markers and probably used them to draw on walls and the pen I was using dried up>Such is life
>>42466029Yes I did notice a shadow of something behind it actually which is what makes me speculate a bit actually. No idea irl though
You got nope'd
