>>42461796
one time I farted so hard that I died and went to heaven and shook hands with Hitler

>>42461796
The day the Dallas Mavericks beat the Miami Heat and Dirk got his ring my apartment was home invaded by several men with guns. I was with a girl and we were down the block walking towards my apartment which was on the second floor. We were having a party and when I looked through the window I saw the back of a jacket I did not recognize and my adrenaline started pumping insane and I grabbed this girl and took her to my car and we hid and ducked in the back. She was like "what the fuck is wrong with you" and I was like shut up stay down something's not right" and then it was like cop, ambulance, ambulance, cop, my friends were brutally pistol whipped and stripped naked. Probably saved that girls life.

I was in a really bad bus accident when I was in middle school. We were on a field trip to Gettysburg, the tire popped on the highway and the bus flipped over. The parents and kids were fine aside from cuts and bruises, I think a girl had her earring ripped out. I didn't have a scratch on me. It's weird, I wasn't scared throughout the entire thing. Not in a stoic way, I think I just didn't comprehend how bad it was. Our one teacher got hurt, had to wear a neckbrace. The driver was in critical condition but I never heard what happened to him.

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In a lucid dream, I saw three colored things emerge from my heart: blue, yellow, and red. From the blue one, I saw a flash of incandescent light (I saw myself flying to the sky), and then that light exploded and teleported me to other dimensions, at that moment, I was in a quantum state, like being in all dimensions and places at once. It felt pleasant, like being inside a very large and bright star, In those states, the universe or matter is perceived as something small or illusory. I also saw something like a universal mandala of colors with rotating rays (something similar to the Nazi black sun)

Light is also brighter in other dimensions, or feels more alive; comparing it here, the sun seems aquatic or made of water. It's as if the third dimension has a water effect or filter