I want to date a witch. How do I attract hot young witches to fuck me?
be over 5’6, Accutane/peptide maxx, gymmaxx, grow out your hair, beardmaxx and curlmaxx if possible. Get into real man shit like fishing, learn a trade, get a car, a job, and an apartment for the witchy seggs every night. Although the car will suffice if you know a good spot. Retentionmaxx for better pheromones and you will feel better. Go out to bars but don’t expect to meet them there, these kind of girls are like rare pokemon in the games, you kinda just find them on a random place, where you wouldn’t expect to find anything at all.
Nigga you're gonna be sacrificed to baphomet at the which's sacrement
>>42464532I can help her with her rituals to Hecate or Cernunos or whatever the fuck she believes.
>>42464561You'll b helping with the rituals all right...as the sacrifice
>>42464531>be over 5’6
>>42464486you want to date a witchimplying you believe witches are realand yet you still get on 4chan and ask internet trolls how to bend them to your willturning theminto a toyfor you to play with as you see fitwhen that's not how reality worksand if witches are realwhat's to stop them from defending themselves from losers like you and anyone else pretending like you tell them how they thinkhmm?
>>42464486Be an artist, or a musician. O you can larp as one of those christian celibates carrying a bible, those bitches will bent over backwards to try to "break" your "spiritual pact with god".
>>42464605I believe women who believe in witchcraft are real.
>>42464637well that's not hard to doyou wanta cookie or something?
>>42464486Any witch I’ve ever encountered that wasn’t just playing pretend were in their late 30s to elderly. One time at work an older skinny woman came in and talked with my coworker and said something like nothing like a good ol tragedy to lighten the mood. I’m pretty sure she was the real deal.
>>42464486>>42464561Great movie by the way. Natalia Varley is very beautiful.
>>42464708how many of these witches you claim to have encounteredhave you done morethen made a snap judgement from a distance abouthmm?
no reallyif you're going to get on /xand act like real life witches do what you say they do if they want to or notgo aheadbe my guestI don't mindexpect to be doubted thoughright in front of everyonewho has no reason what so ever to take a shit poster on 4chan at their wordas your opiniondoesn't have to be expectedjust because you have a penishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SeRU_ZPDkE>little boys pretending to be men included
>>42464753What if OP has a hyper penis? (13+ inches?) Would that increase his chances of attracting a cutie pie witch girlfriend?
>>42464486Do you want a witch or a reddit witch, Anon?A witch is a servant of uncaraing gods and malevolent devils. She will probably feel some kind of approximation of love for you, but if the holders of her leash command your death the will kill you.A reddit witch is just a normal girl with a grungey pentagram aesthetic that smells like patchouli and doesn't shave her pussy. Just start dealing weed if you want that.
>>42464832>doesn't shave her pussySpot on accurate!!
Do you think she would sit on anon's face while casting spells?
Im dating a witch right now
>>42464486she'll sniff you out when you're ready to sacrifice yourselfhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic&ra=m
>>42464531>gymmaxx>beardmaxx>curlmaxx>RetentionmaxxHmm... yes... interesting. Now remember how the last time we talked about using real words? How about we try that again.
>>42464821outside of this thread maybebut inside of this threadit just makes them look their body doesn't have enough blood to keep both organs functioning at the same time
>>42464605Anon was asking for tips not love spells.
>>42465025this wordcel over here articulatemaxxing.
>>42465028Don't get jaded from the trolls and rage baiters. There's a few sane anons here. We come in peace. We will give love and affection to a witch girlfriend.
>>42465053there are no sane anon's herelucky for mesanity is over rated in my opinion huh...
>>42465035anonwas fucking aroundand finding out if the paranormal is real or not no matter what they askdo please try and keep up
>>42465224What do you expect? A mature serious discussion on super horny nympho wiccan practitioners falling in love with us well endowed male anons? It will happen one day. What spell works on making ones waist this narrow?
>>42465255I'm "expecting"that sooner or lattersomeoen (doesn't matter who)is goign to show upand get a messagethey can take over the task of spreadingbeforeI die*fingers crossed*
>>42465690Spreading...what...exactly...??
>>42465856the "message"I can only repeat itso many times myself*shrugs*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51k0HTuG7g4
>>42465861You are irreplaceable. You must stay. Keep spreading.
>>42464531>>42464583Really though, is it over for 5'4cels, or can I loa a gf?
>>42465869no thank youinsteadsomeone else not meis going to earnmy permissionto bend relaity to their will while I'm still in itand thenI am going to ride their coat tailsto the end of eternitymy "job"beingdoneand it's time I get to relax for a changeletting other'stake care of things for me in ways I don't have to worry about myself
>>42464486>>42464583>>42464605>>42465255>>42465869>>42465875what did the obvious glowie-funded shill mean by this
>>42464486Starbucks, Barnes and Noble manga section, Target, whatever your town's local overpriced Tea/Candle shop, places like that.
>>42465899>>42465899>>42464486>>42464583>>42464605>>42465255>>42465869>>42465875It starts off with a comically simple question. Often something very debased and unfashionable to the current board culture yet "TOPICAL" in the normie sphere. Then the OP (or his team) samefags to enforce a opinion that muddies a narrative they are targeting.In this case, they mean to water down something that they consider """cognitively dangerous""" with something humiliatingly profane and "topical".It's a deliberate, often lazy, weaponization of profane discourse.
>>42465881This site needs your energy. Stay longer. Your job isn't done yet. >How to attract cutie3.14 witch gf
>>42465899>>42465910That's great and all, but you haven't answered my question regarding 5'4cels getting witch gfs
>>42465941I know where your precious little niece goes to school
>>42464605>>42464670>>42465230Oh look — a moron arguing the wrong point about this whole thread! Here's your (YOU), at least. Have a nice day — retard. I only want for you whatever you want for me :)
>>42465950I have no niece. This addresses not mine initial question regarding mine ability to get a witch gf as a 5'4 femboy
>>42465936oh pleaseyou just want me for my mindhuh...>>42465959see above
>>42465910People don't think CREST be like that but they do...
>>42464532I can fix her.
>>42464832>just start dealing weedwhat shitholes still haven't legalized it? even my retard red state did it.
>>42466243We desire the whole package.
>>42464531Since i became a welder this milf is all over me lol also rocking a mullet and im 6ft1 and 250lbs
>>42464605Not think it's a fact historically and scientifically stupid are you spewing ball earth inbreds demon shit you Jews always lie on ngahans was right you assholes are mentally defecient
Do "witches" that aren't promiscuos sluts even exist?I've always wanted a chaste esoterically literate non-christcuck gf to have a mostly platonic (no coitus, no children) relationship with, a spiritual marriage of sorts. Doing meditations, rituals and yogic/tantric exercises with each other, exchanging energies, reading/watching occult stuff together, walking in forests and interesting places, hugging under the moon - that kind of stuff.>inb4 get a tulpa broI tried, it doesn't work for me.
>>42465910>Then the OP (or his team) samefags to enforce a opinion that muddies a narrative they are targeting.This exactly.It's such a lazy and common tactic, anyone with a brain stem learns to recognize it in like 3 days of being on 4chan.>"oh great another shill trying to derail the thread by introducing contextually adjacent tangents and/or wildly off topic but common among normies"All because, like you said, they consider the context **cognitively dangerous** to the mental box they want us to remain confined within.Like vid related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmhoSj3wkDM
^^Imagine throwing out endless accusations all day everyday in hundreds of tabs on an image board site just to promote chaos for one's own entertainment.Meanwhile, we still want cutie pie horny nympho witch girlfriend candidates. Where do we find them? (Other than Salem, Massachusetts)
>>42466243I have literally no idea who you are, and I have zero interest in such an inane, infantile and boring mind. Here's another (YOU), on the house. Savor the attention, I guess.
>>42467051Easy. Pick a bitch and be her gay best friend.
>>42467051Witches only want wizards, or they're gay or pretty much sexless. If a witch ever wants you and you're not either innately magical or properly trained in some kind of esoteric art — she's almost definitely using using you in some way.
>>42464531maxx, maxx, maxx = cringe.
Go to disboard and search "coven"Do the opposite of what I have done to every server
>>42467655Neither gay nor a cuck, so some random bitch who's fucking someone won't do obviously.>>42467660I've had girls (including some self-proclaimed witches) approach me and say I have an extraordinary aura/impressive energy etc. On closer contact they would all reveal themselves to be promiscuous/married/divorced-with-kids etc, so I'm not interested.I do believe I'm somewhat adequately versed in esoteric matters, yes. I'm just mostly asexual and anti-natalist (for spiritual reasons), so I've been looking for a female partner who's similar. Unsuccessful so far (yes, I've been trying to manifest it but nothing happened yet).
>>42467710Reddit is that way buddy ===>
>>42467740I've never used that site.If you're offended by the fact that someone doesn't want to procreate in this cursed realm, maybe it's you who should go somewhere else.
>>42467766>Waaaah physical realityworld is le evil it's not me that's the problemYou're just a little bitch
>>42467660They're not all like that. I've met a few nympho witches. They want orgasms like everyone else.
>>42467779>t.keep seething, hylicyour retarded soulless spawn will inherit this shithole and share it with all the other niggers and mutts
>>42467800Whatever you say, enjoy babby's first gnostic thoughts faggot
>>42467826>babby's first gnostic thoughtseven those would be better than having no thoughts beyond "ooga-booga sucky-fucky" that occupies the minds of bipedal animals like you
>>42467875However you need to justify your inceldom to sleep at night lolHope you achieve wizard status and so you can unhomo yourself
You'll never achieve wizard status with a dumb bitch holding you back OP.
>>42467892>hurr no one can willingly abstain from le sexy time, no one can willingly refuse to have chilluns n sheeit, this guy must be sum kinda inn-sell or ho-mo or sumfnsee how every single thing you spout betrays an absolutely soulless enslaved nigger npc in you>hope you achieve wizard statusalready did years ago>>42467923OP clearly just wants to fuck a goth girl. In fact wouldn't be surprised if the retarded hylic above is the OP himself.
>>42467929Yet you post on /x/ instead of living alone in a cave....curious
>>42467934 => >>42467740
>>42467929>retarded hylic>"fuck a goth girl"hylic's speak as suchoh, holier than thou- will you glaze my cock more?
>>42468198grasping at straws now, eh>no u>muh dikcool your butt already, stupidi'm not insisting you shouldn't have sex or procreate. in fact, you should do it more. the more retards, the sooner everything will collapseanyway, try learning not to get assmad at the fact that some people are different from you and don't share your "values"my last reply to you, just cos i'm feeling generous tonighti wish you... hmmm, comfort and peace of mind i guess
>>42468263cock, glazed.
I need one of pic related in my life.Where are the hideout hot spots for sexy nympho witches, come forth and share the info...
>>42464486can't speak to your exact situation but here's how I've seen it play out:>be cute shy autistic boy in my presence>bashfully respond to my flirting and toying>get your vital essence sucked out through your cock>enjoy the sex till there's nothing left but a hollow shell>get ghosted in favor of next victim>have an impotent little autistic meltie>feed one last batch of delicious pain to some of my petsbe careful what you wish for, anon.
>>42468651for real you gotta watch out for bpdemons like this poster.
>>42468661Borderline personality demons?? 0.0
>>42468799bad person disorder demons.
>>42464486do you want a downer witch or gal witch?
>>42468826They're not bad. They're hot and horny. >>42468845A nympho witch.
>get with a woman who will keep a voodoo doll of you to stab and put curses you when she's angry, and who has a collection of poisons she uses regularly, potions, and charms to manipulate people>when she isn't stealing semen from strangers and purrying jars of her own piss, menstrual blood, and nails in the front yardGREAT idea
>>42468876You assume too much.
>>42464710That lady was very creepy. That scene where she surf her coffin scared the hell out me in my teenage years.
>>42469024am i incorrect in assuming you would not be deeply into that or am i incorrect in explaining what witches do, having known plenty and been in the less insane part of that myself. bonus: the jar part was from the love witch and knowledge of other practices, much like the experience with poisons in the nightshade family (datura, mandrake, belladonna, henbane) and other psychoactive herbalism and the experience with salves, potions, oils, charms, and spiritual protection/banishment. from studying voodoo, hoodoo, vodou, vodun, and a mix of other syncretic and folk practices mostly. and knowing a LOT of crazy women who collect body parts and rob graves against all better judgement. they think their death curses actually do anything when they start involving blood. still waiting on the multiples of mine to kill me over a decade later. a psychotic woman killing chickens in your closet and then taking the knife to you just to claim she was possessed later? sure does do something! mostly involving restraining orders. i did mean to write burying though. not purrying.
>>42464486Hang around a psychiatry office or a pharmacy. You'll run into plenty each day.
>>42464486Have you tried being attractive? Your dabbling in the hylic realm which is incredibly vain and shallow. Them's the breaks kid.
>>42464486Same blueprint as any other.Muscles and money.
>>42469807You've seen too many Hollywood movies wrongfully depicting witches. Or maybe you dated the teen witches back in the day and assume they're all like that for life. Many of them are not vengeful or overly sensitive spiteful controlling people.They want their clits licked. They want playful spankings. They want cuddles.
>>42469972you are describing a group specifically known to be made of women that seduce men to kill them and eat babies. homicidal or not, witches are defined by their defiance to any form of control and wild autonomy.>They want their clits licked. They want playful spankings. They want cuddles.maybe you do, babe.do you actually know anyone who does what could be defined as witchcraft? you know, like anything of the comprehensive list already provided for you? odd that you declined to question why that would be so detailed.
>>42464486I once passed Roger Federer in a mall, around 2001. During an ATP event in the area. He was averting his face, but walking with him arm in arm was a young redhead who had this wicked(ly awesome) grin on her face, staring me down as we passed. 100% into the black arts, I knew even then at 16, I just knew. Similar thing happened different state 10 years later, midnight in a QFC west of Portland up in the hills, an older man dressed in full Masonic or Shriner regalia just walking up an isle, alongside a young redheaded woman this time in an elegant black coat worn over an even more elegant red dress, with the exact same piercing-through-your-soul grin on her face, staring me down as we passed. Like she knew that I knew, some kind of instinctual communication. God I love redheads. And witches. Truly touched by the secret flame.
>>42470145You are desperately generalizing a group of people that all have their own personality traits. You really do assume too much. Go somewhere and masturbate to clear your mind.
I wonder what position do horny nympho witches sleep in.
>>42464486Think about it this way:All women are witches. You are the Knight of Camelot (Cum-a-lot). Unsheathe your sword and shove it down their throats. Smack them with your sword. Slay them. You are a hero on a journey and that's what you're here to do.
>>42470366And then Camelot smacked the wench across the face with his scepter.. Thats called putting them in their place. Now its her job to submit to your authority. If she fails the test, shes retarded. You need to get a new hole.
^^aaannnddd that's why women have anxiety around us men.
>>42470389Women should live with some level of fear. That's just common sense. It makes their pussies wet too. Some women only argue with you because really they want you to throw them down and fuck them right in the pussy. They're practically screaming for cock.You would know if you've ever been in that situation.
>>42465899um...if you can't figure it out on your ownwhy should anyone spoon feed it to you againhmm?>>42465910you really think that's what a witch would find sexy if she was real and not just some sexual fantasize of some horney loser with nothing better to do then jerk off while pretending a witch is watching them do it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9rBt-8jiBE
>>42466907how comfy are yawith being disapontedhmm?>>42466957well anonI'm a skepticthat can't tell what is real and what isn'twho has been called worsemaybe*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*:D
>>42467652*pats on head*
>>42470997Cute horny witches <3We need more of them.
>>42470275you are boring. this is why you get no witch bitches and jack off to genai.>>42470994male anons will be disappointed to find that the intersection of lesbians and female-exclusive bisexual women with lesbians make up a far higher proportion of witches than the male-fucking ones. plus the straight ones want to fuck something more powerful than themselves, not do femdom with a weak man. maybe femdom with a strong one, as witches are strong themselves. see: vanessa ives in penny dreadful and her own demon sex. was marie laveau waiting around for a man to sweep her off her feet and give her playful spankings and clit-licking, i can only assume in a pink rhinestone collar saying CUMSLUT PRINCESS? cecile fatiman? queen himiko? isobel gowdie? tituba? margaret and philippa flower? catherine monvoisin? volve in general? kalku or machi? manga mangkukulam? brujas? you know what, i bet erichtho, louhi, and baba yaga would enjoy that. circe would just be off fucking swine, as is her right.
>>42471099i hate women because i know they just want to be slapped around and stuffed but they put innocent men through humiliation rituals
>>42464486Offer her mason jars. Witches love mason jars.
>>42471099And that's why you are here rage baiting and arguing endlessly. Continue projecting...
>>42464486>I want to date a witch.You really don't. In the medieval times they annoyed people so much they had to burn them alive. Anisa Jomha is the perfect example of a modern day witch.
