REALLY?SO YOU'RE ALL JUST GOING TO PRETEND LIKE THIS IS NORMAL. NO ONE IS GOING TO POINT OUT THE REPTILE IN THE ROOM. I HAVE SHIT COMING OUT OF MY ASS AND I HAVE TO JACK OFF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!TURNING TO THE EXPERT THEOLOGIANS AND BADASS OCCULT LEGENDS, WHY DO I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND JACK OFF? HM?WHY DO YOU INSIST UPON DICK RIDING THE GUY DOING THIS TO ME? AND THEN YOU MAKE MY LIFE HARDER BY TELLING ME THAT THIS GUY WHO MADE ME TAKE A SHIT HAS 'RULES' THAT I MUST OBEY TO BE SPARED FROM FURTHER TORMENT IN HELL.FUCK THIS STUPID BULLSHIT. I'M WALKING OUT OF THE UNIVERSE. FLIPPING THE TABLE.LATER, NIGGERS.
>>42465591THEY PUT BABIES IN THE MEAT AND RAPE PEOPLE IN THE ASSHOLE. I HAVE FILTHY SHIT COMING OUT OF MY ASS AND I HAVE TO JACK OFF.TELLING ME IT COULD BE WORSE IS NOT HELPING NOR DOES IT PROVIDE ME WITH A SPIRITUAL RESOLUTION THAT MAKES SENSE AS TO WHY STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS.THEY SAY EVERYTHING IS PERFECT IN HIGHER DIMENSIONS BUT IS IT? I THINK THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SAME SHITTY PROBLEMS.
>>42465591Glad I'm not the only one questioning why the universe would be made in such a way that we must poop
"GOD WANTS YOU TO CRAP BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EAT FOOD TO STAY ALIVE.. STOP BEING A PERVERT.""GOD WANTS YOU TO JACK OFF BECAUSE.."YOU KNOW THAT JUST DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME.IM LEAVING. FUCK THIS.
>>42465619IT IS ACTUALLY THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME, A GENIUS GOD MIND CONSCIOUSLY MANIFESTED BILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO JACK OFF AND TAKE A SHIT EVERY DAY FOR A WHOLE LIFETIME IN A WORLD WHERE YOU HAVE TO COMPETE FOR RESOURCES.
>>42465621OH YEAH AND DONT FORGET THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHINGIM JUST GONNA BEAT OFF IN THE WATCHERS FACES
>>42465591Taking a shit and jacking off are awesome.
