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Word of advice for all of you studs out there to never go hunting for alien pussy in different dimensions because fairies are sadistic prudes.
I was having so much fun until I got my cock stuck in a glory hole portal to a dimension full of vampire whores. Ouch! The femdom is a bit excessive.
I must confess, the reason why this happened to me is because I fucked up and did a 9/11. I was as a shining knight in battle and I shoved my sword down a wicked witch's throat in slow mo to Chariots of Fire by Vangelis.
https://youtu.be/8a-HfNE3EIo

With the help of fairy magic, she survived the wound and fled my pasture into the wilderness. Last I heard, she was conspiring with an evil wizard named Timothy to get revenge.. So I found a foxhole to hide inside of, tamed a harlot with my magic wand, blasted the fuck off up another woman's pussyhole, etc..
The end.
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