[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/x/ - Paranormal

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: hghgjhj.jpg (545 KB, 900x600)
545 KB JPG
Be careful about asking things of or praying to Goblins Gnomes or other pagan entities they are actually Demons and will grant any wish you desire but at the cost of your Soul in Hell
>>
Hell's not real though
>>
>>42466237
>>
>>42466248
Hell is real my friend unfortunately thats why i wouldnt be warning you
>>
>>42466237
>fearmongering
>>
>>42466237
Gita
>9.25: Those who worship the devas will take birth among the devas; those who worship the ancestors go to the ancestors; those who worship ghosts and spirits will take birth among such beings; and those who worship Me will live with Me.
>17.4: Men in the mode of goodness worship the devas; those in the mode of passion worship the demons; and those in the mode of ignorance worship ghosts and spirits.
>>
File: spacegnome.jpg (13 KB, 166x304)
13 KB JPG
I like gnomes, they kick ass and are fun actually not boring like retard edge posters. Fuck off just post gnomes.
>>
you are a daemon though john.
your name is azazel hahaha.
>>
>>42466468
Based. Gnomes are indeed quite jolly
>>
I want to tell you a story
'Bout a little man, if I can
A gnome named Grimble Grumble
And little gnomes stay in their homes
Eating, sleeping
Drinking their wine

He wore a scarlet tunic
A blue-green hood, it looked quite good
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass, fresh air at last
Wining, dining
Biding his time

And then one day, hooray
Another way for gnomes to say
Ooh, my
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfhwv4_-Q6I
>>
>>42466252
Nope. Reincarnation is real.
>>
Just pray to Jesus Christ for forgiveness and you'll be okay.
>>
>>42466237
if that were true, then it sounds like the one who throws souls into Hell is more evil than some beings who grant wishes.
>>
>>42466237
i think i may have sold my soul when i was 11, and when i changed my mind my life coincidentally turned to shit for a while. technically, it's still shit.

point being: dont make a deal if you're going to change your mind later when the guilt sets in
>>
>>42466237
I ask them to have a good day. :)
My garden has never been healthier.
>>
>>42466237
I don't know who is more fucking annoying on /x/, all these fucking libtard faggots or these religious zealots who don't even know their "beliefs" are just a remix of various pagan shit slapped together.
>>
File: another plane.jpg (621 KB, 1339x940)
621 KB JPG
>>42466248
>Hell's not real though
ooo, it is though
>>
>>42470470
imagine responding to threats.
>>
>>42466237
>>42466468
Sabrina Carpenter is my favorite gnome
>>
>>42466237
Gnomes don't grant wishes, OP. You're thinking of Leprechauns.
>>
>>42466237
Shut the fuck up, kike on a stick admirer.
I have an amicable relationship with my house wight, and it's none of your business to get in between us. I've "misplaced" enough 10mm wrenches and "accidentally" stepped on rakes and made my mistakes already. I will continue to treat the man with respect as my peer and neighbour (even if he lives inside or under the house).
>>
>>42466252
Maybe you should ask a gnome to teach you how to construct a sentence.
>>
>>42466468
they are cool
>>
File: jkjkj.jpg (104 KB, 564x1003)
104 KB JPG
>>42466468
>>42470833
All Gnomes and Goblins are Demons i dont want money or rotten fortunes money isnt worth it if you lose your soul
>>
>>42469087
>global top 1% is $35,000 USD
>modern day slavery exists
>governments are run by lying pedophiles
>extreme inequality
Um... anon. Odds are you will reincarnate to a dire situation that many would call hell-like.
>>
>>42466468
Based gnome-pilled poster
>>
File: fairy.jpg (89 KB, 600x500)
89 KB JPG
>>42466237
1. They're not demons.
2. That doesn't mean you should trust them.
>>
>>42466237
Gnomes are real, I don't believe in that christian stuff
>>
>>42471677
You're American aren't you? You know nothing of these people. They live among us, and mainly want to mind their own business.
>>
Abrahamism was a mistake.
>>
>>42466471
I FORGOT JOHN WAS DEMONS CREEPYPASTA LMAO
>>
>>42466249
Antinchristnl.faggita zeitoun warraq assirut aralbrgamuc tats a smear against defrocked Zoroaster go was a romanncatholic priest Satan gays an inbred unholy retarded faggots morbingred masonic needing be killed catharite bogomillnalbigense dogs I burned India I said nasa is fake gay faggitsnpravada in 1992 admitted earth blind shithead wiccan Santa ria setian satanist faggot inbred shit
>>
>>42466249
Not gge posting by faggot inbred illiterate jewdh lying nasa bots space gaytheist shithead yelstin and pravada admitted space is fake earth is flat fake moon rocks polaris never moves no earth motivation n inred satanist protestants are satanists
>>
>>42466249
Wrong Satan Tesla mach hertz volta make coni Hitler and zeitoun apparitions gay satanist faggots
>>
>>42466237
What if the entity I ask goes off to pray to God, and the requests that help humanity get granted (stop Iranian children dying, kill genocidal zionists) and the selfish ones (like a wife for me or my jerk neighbors getting booted out) don't happen?
How do I validate request granting is by God?
>>
>>42466237
What is your fondest wish, then?
>>
gotta stop believing in jewish fairy tales anon.
theyve wellpoisoned your spiritual well so hard that the gods themselves could say hello and youd be screaming out "THE POWER OF KIKE COMPELS YOU" like a total nutjob. it really is no wonder you people pray to eternal silence.



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.