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PAZUZU has been very very good to me. He's a Demon King. He can be called upon to keep Plagues away from You and Everyone Else and Me. And he does other things well too. Click the link to see
https://theghostofmorgan.wixsite.com/pazuzu-action-commit

HELP THIS GO VIRAL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF PLAGUES & LOCKDOWNS
BY PRAYING TO PAZUZU ( instructions on the Website if you don't know how )

Also this is now a PAZUZU Appreciation & Discussion Thread. Praise Pazuzu! Ask nicely and he'll help you. But He also agreed he will NOT grant any Prayers or Requests to Spread or Weaponize any Plagues so if You Try To He Will Not Help You ( and probably won't like you )
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Fuck off with your spam website and labubu looking low caste demon
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>>42471111
Those quads aren't lying
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>>42471119
Sorry if you thought it was SPAM, dude. im actually only posting this Link in a few places, deliberately, to try and get people involved in this Project. this was on a very short llst of places for that where I felt there might be more interest than aversion, as /x/ has usually been pretty cool with Demon Threads.As for him being Labubu looking it's actually more the other way around. he's at least 3000 years older than them for the first records of him in history and people rightly or wrongly thought the Labubu Dolls were based on him.
Anyway I kind of owed Him a Favour and an Offering for answering my Prayers during Covid1984 to make sure none of my friends or family were killed or injured by the Virus so this WebSite and making him easier to reach was one of my ways of repaying him that Favour and Offering i owed to him. And yea, while the ChristFags were praying to Jesus Christ and/or his Father i was praying to Pazuzu and the only person i was close with that died didnt die of the Virus but the fucking " Vaccine " instead.
Which is part of why the chatter about Hantavirus & fucking EBOLA possibly getting loose scares the shit out of me more for the possibility that would be used as an excuse for more LockDowns and Medical Fascism killing more people and making us miserable more than the fact that EBOLA is objectively horrifying. So i started this simple Page with instructions on how to call on Him properly and as a MagiTech Amplifier to make Intercessory Prayers ( which are generally thought to be more effective when you have a bunch of people doing it at once for the same thing ) more Effective..Because we didnt learn a damn thing collectively about not repeating the same Authoritarian bullshit if another Pandemic is declared so I really don't think humanity can handle another Mass Outbreak this fast so... We need to Contain it before it gets out of hand. So I'm kind of here to see who wants to help before it's too late.
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Aww damn! It's yo boy!
Praise Pazuzu!
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>>42471111
QUADS GET
Pazuzu is a good boi, i appreciate him
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>>42471111
What the fuck is going on

How did we degenerate into a pray to one name scenario in the first place
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>>42471111
People want to talk about babylonian demons when the Church of Jesus Christ is like a zerg hatchery.
>There is Inner transformation
>The ressurection is allegorical
that man totally deserve it too. Jews will do anything to be God, remember that.
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Pazuzu isn't that ugly, OP, he's a good warrior and Lamashtu's enemy, he's right-wing and a killer of feminists.

Death to Pedowood for tarnishing his image with falsehoods.
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>>42471111
>1111
Fuck it, hail Pazuzu! Please make me suceed in my finals and I'll make sure my offspring hails your name too! Praise to Pazuzu!
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>>42471111
Check’d all my homies love Pazuzu.
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>>42473415
real form
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>>42473445
the smt design is very close (besides his "mohawk")
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PAZUZU IS ANTI-ABORTION
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>>42474277
None of the info about him implies any stance for or against Abortion, except if his ex-wife Lamashtu is Performing the Abortion. He's Anti-Lamashtu and Pro-Antagonizing-His-Ex-Wife and he likes that people like when he prevents unwanted StillBirths and CribDeath. Aside from that I don't know if he even gives a fuck between Pro-Life and Pro-Choice arguments. You're just ( rightly or wrongly for accuracy ) projecting your own political views on him because you just want to believe. If the mother or whoever doesn't want to give birth he doesn't stand in the way of her having an abortion. He only steps in after she is clearly already starting to give birth, or to protect her and her future baby during the Pregnancy when asked for by the mother and/or father to be to prevent unexpected and unwanted Miscarriages or StillBirths.
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>>42473437
Poor Fredo will never be as popular or famous as his father with the way cooler name XD
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>>42475410
That was always an option. This method is not suitable for everyone and that's okay. I'm OP btw
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>>42475399
>it thinks Pazuzu cares about f*moids feelings
lmao, you don't know him, the energy he participates in is literally the same energy that the masculinist right participates.

Lamashtu isn't Pazuzu's ex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCcDJKLlxvE

This music embodies the same energy as him.
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>>42475418
some people simply can't get past the heckin spooky scary demon thing i guess

https://youtu.be/5epZlnYsv_o
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>>42472000
>>42471111
>>42472208
>>42472353
>>42475453
>>42475434
>>42475410
all bot fucktards who should be tortured. FUCK YOU IDIOTS FOR CONTINUNINALLY RUNING /X/. FUCK. YOU.
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>>42475559
cry more lmao

https://youtu.be/jOLT6ukrQSg
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oh no it is an astrodemonic entity named Pazuzu. ishtar please save me.
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>>42471111

If Pazuzu is real, that means god is real. If god is real and Pazuzu is real, then worshipping Pazuzu means you go to hell, for certain. Why would you still take that deal? How does that turn out well for you?
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>>42475683
He isn't a demon in the christian sense.
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>>42475683
satanists are so desperate for power they will worship anything that responds
maybe that's why God is so subtle
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>>42475683
gotta love the christcuck narrative of "all the gods that came before jeebus are le demons" ohoho

>>42475729
>a god responds
>"its a demon!!1!"
>a god doesn't respond
>"now this is a heckin true god fr fr no cap"

lol, lmao even
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>>42475738
you got caught in the flytrap
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>>42475741
says you, based on nothing because your god does nothing
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>>42475751
like a child
>my dad will beat up your dad!
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>>42475607
I think you're ignoring the Elephant in the Room ( especially with a Republican as President ).

Not arguing there's no Donkey. Just definitely a huge fucking Elephant you're conspicuously leaving out of even acknowledging is definitely there
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>>42475754
its like building a boat that doesn't work then pointing to the people in their working boats and acting like they god tricked by the heckin' evil working boat gods. you have christcuck threads to go jerk off to a jew on a stick all day if you wanna but you gotta come in here and tell us how our gods aren't up to your standards

and then you tell me i'm being childish ohohohoho
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>>42475765
just one question... what's the current year?
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>>42475768
you know well enough how many years its been since your nothing god and its cultists decided all the time before that doesn't count (despite all the cultures that came before)
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>>42475641
fuck off bot retard
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>>42475776
his word has been spread all around the world and still you can't recognize the work that no other God has accomplished
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>>42475791
I'm tracking your posting.
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>>42475791
never :D

>>42475793
i mean, there's still the mudslims and da jews too, and the hindus and buddhists and pagans but sure let's just conveniently ignore all those guys for the sake of your heckin epic stick jew that got nailed by the romans lmao

https://youtu.be/UpdV9vITTIg
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>>42475822
yes, the God of Avraham
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>>42475832
my point is, your arguments are pointless in a thread like this. you're here because you are buttmad that some people worship spirits that aren't jeebus, you could go to the myriad threads that are all about your god but instead you're here shilling instead
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>>42475843
i just came to make my initial post about satanists being desperate for power but then you startet a conversation
i will end it now
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>>42475683
Dude, the existence does not confirm the existence of your God.
But the existence of other Gods and Goddesses ( such as the Sumerian & Babylonian religions from which Pazuzu was a Demon they believed in alongside their Gods, which they also believe/d in ) Disproves Monotheism and the idea that your God is the only real and existing God. Worship your God all you want but Imma stick with my Gods, who DO show up when you get a deep enough connection with them Spiritually. Hail Hekate!
P.S: just to show there's no hard feelings and I don't hate Jesus or anything I'm including a photo of this beautiful portrait I just painted of what I think You and the dude who posted >>42475559 look like in person. I think it's a pretty good likeness. May your God Bless You :3
>>42475559
2 of those Posts were me that you tagged & the rest seem real to me so whatever. Prove you're not a Robot?
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>>42475866
fair enough, that seems reasonable
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>>42475872
* Dude, the existence of Demons does not confirm the existence of your God

Sorry. fixing a Missing words typo in my Post
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>>42475809
kys bot noob
>>42475822
polluter. FUCK YOU. asshole retard machine namefag bot.
>>42475893
>>42476004
loser machines
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>>42476004
Best I can offer is Praying to Him For You to Not Boink Someone with Venerial Disease when you do get Pazuzuzzy
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>>42476124
pollute deez nuts AYYYY GOTTEM

https://youtu.be/2B710j7eqgc
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>>42472000
>>42471111
the get gods approve. maybe pazuzu is based actually
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>>42476286
If you look closely the portion that are the Quads and Trips are written in Binary Code. Just 1s and 0s. PAZUZU is now ONLINE and showing his support for this Thread and the PAZUZU Action Committee through generous Donations of Gets from the Get Gods
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>>42476361
you ever hear the Patton Oswalt bit about him accidentally texting " I hate" and then accidentally just sent those 2 words as a whole message by mistake? And how it made him sound like a Robot who was just programmed only to HATE. " I HATE. I HATE. IT IS ALL IM PROGRAMMED TO DO ". I think someone built that HATE Bot since then and >>42476124 is literally a Post by that Bot
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>>42476361
he spams /ng/ with this stuff all the time, according to him all filthy namefags are bots. i understand hating namefags but he ends up being worse than most of our ilk with all the spam

in /ng/ he excuses himself by saying those threads aren't paranormal but he doesn't even have that excuse here, this thread is blatantly paranormal and he's still at it
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>>42476398
Which board is /ng/? Also wow. He's gonna miss out on everything good and die angry if that's all he has to say when he posts
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>>42476341
Is Pazuzu allowed to shit-post here
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>>42476426
its not a board, its the nobody general here on /x/
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>>42476464
he gets much of the loosh actually, think about it a site full of intoxicating masculinity... with most anons who can't handle the heat crashing out into insanity or diogenian squalor. are YOU gonna be the one to tell him 'no'?

https://youtu.be/McOtbbyU8Qs
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>>42476547
Well that explains why I didn't recognize /ng/. I tend to skip the whole Nobody topic. I'm more into CreepyPastas, Demon threads, and stuff about Cryptids like Skinwalkers, Sasquatches, & Skeletons
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>>42476597
that's valid. i treat /ng/ as the wizard shitposting general mostly, tho sometimes i have the odd spiritual chat every now and then in there

https://youtu.be/KCpcnDjZo6E
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>>42476464
Why not? You think he'd even be close to being the first Demon to shit-post here? He could be already for all I know. Praise PAZUZU!
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>>42476636
anyway you seem cool. You NameFag and don't afraid of anything. I do too a lot of times but I just decided not to today because I find a lot of my best posts come out when I'm Anonymous. Plus I accidentally posted my TripCode by mistake so I had to retire it. Anyway Imma sleep now. I stayed up so late it's early.
https://theghostofmorgan.wixsite.com/pazuzu-action-commit
Praise PAZUZU. Peace. I'm out.
Hoping this thread is still here when I'm back. Love y'all :3
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For those those who think the best bands are affiliated with SATAN...
Behold! A Challenger Appears!
And unlike SATAN or your Average Music Producer he Won't Try to Screw You Over in your Contract with him. He's been great to The Gorillaz and Murdoc especially from that Band. So if you're a Musician or part of a Band maybe you'd like to see what he can do for you



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