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Anonymous

The Phone 05/30/26(Sat)13:30:26 No.42472210

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The Phone Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:30:26 No.42472210 Archived

Every night at 3:07 PM this phone rings but it’s not plugged in. Every time I do answer I hear breathing on the other end…

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)13:33:08 No.42472221

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:33:08 No.42472221

this isn't 2004, fuckoff with your larp

OP
05/30/26(Sat)13:37:55 No.42472238

OP 05/30/26(Sat)13:37:55 No.42472238

I meant to say 3:07 AM

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)13:38:25 No.42472240

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:38:25 No.42472240

>>42472210
i was called by the number 000-000-0666 twice. First time i ignored it but then my curiosity grew to who/what it was and wished it would call again.I forgot what they said.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)13:39:14 No.42472243

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:39:14 No.42472243

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もしもしあのんくん
サキュバスのスレッドは最悪だ

OP
05/30/26(Sat)13:46:47 No.42472276

OP 05/30/26(Sat)13:46:47 No.42472276

>>42472221
I wouldn’t classify this as larp and I think that there could’ve been a nicer way to say this

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)13:58:51 No.42472322

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)13:58:51 No.42472322

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>>42472210
>Every time I do answer
Have you considered now picking it up?

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)14:16:16 No.42472393

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)14:16:16 No.42472393

>>42472276
im sick of being lied to. i have no time for liars. being nice to a liar just encourages them to lie more.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)14:27:36 No.42472454

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)14:27:36 No.42472454

>>42472393
Incredibly based

OP
05/30/26(Sat)14:46:43 No.42472540

OP 05/30/26(Sat)14:46:43 No.42472540

>>42472393
How am I lying?

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)14:55:17 No.42472579

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)14:55:17 No.42472579

dont poo for 2 days and hold it in until it rings and let the demon hear the crackling of ass while you drop an unholy shit. they wont call after that or youll be demon raped, either or.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)15:03:00 No.42472633

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)15:03:00 No.42472633

>>42472210
Mr. LARPer, we have enough trouble with "Nobody" generals or skibidi toilet kids making an /x/ version of a toilet stall joke. This is the IQ range of people we're dealing with here. Follow up with something interesting, just please don't use some retarded tropes like "I checked the number that called me... It was zeroes ending in 666 holy shit, what does it mean?". Yeah, Satan has called to inform you that the sigil you did once was accepted and it's time for you to pay with your soul. Take care in your new home in the Hell.

OP
05/30/26(Sat)15:13:07 No.42472678

OP 05/30/26(Sat)15:13:07 No.42472678

>>42472633
Okay so that is clearly not what I was going for when I made this post I just kept it up to the imagination and it’s fine you interpreted that way

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)15:23:23 No.42472723

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)15:23:23 No.42472723

>>42472678
It's just a more wordy version of "who was phone?", friend.

OP
05/30/26(Sat)15:54:49 No.42472906

OP 05/30/26(Sat)15:54:49 No.42472906

>>42472579
Pardon

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)16:13:55 No.42473002

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)16:13:55 No.42473002

>>42472210
THEN WHO WAS PHONE? ??
HOW WAS PHONE?
:o

Anonymous
05/31/26(Sun)01:01:27 No.42475279

Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)01:01:27 No.42475279

>>42472906
>So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

fuckin' newfag

Anonymous
05/31/26(Sun)04:18:22 No.42476150

Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)04:18:22 No.42476150

>>42472210
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

Anonymous
05/31/26(Sun)13:04:26 No.42477461

Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)13:04:26 No.42477461

>>42472210
Sorry bro, I'm fat and got asthma.