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It feels so fucking good to be the main character
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>>42477674
yes sirrrrrrrrr
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>>42477674
>>42477677
>Delusional BPD NPC's
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>>42477704
Why seethe so hard?
Hate seeing other people have fun?
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>>42477704
Capricuck detected.
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Stellium gang wya

>Doxxing ourselves like Alvvays
And that's why you're not allowed to die by land, air, or Seaplane

get tigerschwiskered
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That's Taurus you sad cunt,take several seats
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>>42477674
and im lefthanded
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>>42477674
T.
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>love aries woman
>hate aries man
t. capricorn
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>>42477674
you're being sarcastic and trying to upset people
but you are actually the one who is upset deep down
because it bothers you that what you are saying
is actually true and not a joke
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>>42477674
Aries ascendant

Its great!
Though my sun is virgo
Still feels great!
Virgochads friends with Arieschads
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every aries ive met has been a femboy, just sayin
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>>42479030
Good thing i am his the AC in aries

Phew
I can be the gigachad now
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the low hanging fruit attempts at trolling aries in this thread are amusing projections
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>>42478938
I promise without a doubt in my mind that I (An Aries) looks way better than you
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>>42477674
The main character is a lame and gay NPC. Feels good to be the side character who comes into frame just to mog the main character.
t. leo
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Hate to break it to you but anyone who identifies with a stereotype is automatically not a main fucking character you dumbass retards.
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>>42479335
silence fool the the vanguard of mankind knowing he is him doesn't make it any less true
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>>42477674
but you’re not Aquarius lol. Aquarius is the rarest sign which makes us the main characters, that’s just science :)
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>>42479185
Gojo is sagittarius funnily enough
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>>42479347
Being born cripled is also pretty rare
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We are all the main character of our own story

That said im afraid Cancer/Capricorn are the true main characters of the zodiac. They have their shit together more than anyone else. Aries/Libra is the black best friend.
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>>42479376
you’re just mad that you’re not part of the exclusive club :)
google’s description
> Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) is an air sign ruled by Uranus. They are fiercely independent, progressive thinkers, and the humanitarians of the zodiac. Known for their brilliant intellect, they march to the beat of their own drum and always seek positive, large-scale change
if that doesn’t sound like the main characters to you, I don’t know what does. the fact that we seek to change the world says it all, that’s what MCs do
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>>42479347
how is aquarius rare?
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>>42479421
>the main character uses google to discover he is the main character
nope, you fucked up
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>>42479428
from Google :)
> Aquarius is widely regarded as the rarest zodiac sign. This is largely because February is historically the least common birth month, and the Aquarius season (Jan 20 – Feb 18) is the shortest astrological period of the year, resulting in fewer total births
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>>42479437
I already knew I was the main character because the gods told me :)
I’m just using google to prove my claims
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>>42479421
If we go by the pure and good readings of signs
Literally any sign can be a main character

And as said, out of the countless storys out there, theres an infinite amounts of signs for main characters.
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>googles it
you're not the main character lmao, next up you're going to post what grok or gemini told you.
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>>42479454
nah, MCs try to change the world and that’s what Aquarius’s do, keep coping
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>>42479462
I already knew the information, I’m just proving it with google. Stay mad losers
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Imagine thinking you are the main character because someone else told you to think that, instead of thinking for yourself.

How ironically tragic. I bet you're also a zoomer.
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>>42479472
Protagonists always have a call to adventure, you’re just proving my point l
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>so mad he cant even finish typing his sentences before he replies
kek, my work here is done
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>>42479489
>progressive (therefore good)
>want to change the world
>fiercely independent
>rarest sign
>everyone hates us because they ain’t us
It appears our superiority has caused some controversy :)
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>>42479439
>regarded
By whom? Google can fuck off with vague terms like that. I don't see numbers to support the claim about fewer births under an aquarius sun. Even if happens to be true, the numbers are only guaranteed to be slightly lower than those of other sun signs, making aquarius anything but 'rare'. Rare would be one in a million, not something like 1 in 20 or whatever the real figure is.
>>42479421
that description is so bad you'd think a woman wrote it
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>>42479498
your inferiority is causing you to reply to every bait you can get lmao, people like you are tragic
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>>42479506
nice cope
>>42479508
ironic ;)
now if you’ll excuse me, I’m busy changing the world because I have that main character energy, you wouldn’t understand :)
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>tries to show off his dick
>its super small lmao
>everyone makes fun of it
>replies to every single person with "no u!"
holy shit my sides kek
please reply to me too
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it seems my Aquarius superiority has once again caused some controversy :) the whole thread has turned on me like usual, more evidence of my main character status :) Aquarius always causes the most butthurt, the true protagonists always do
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>>42479517
not a "cope," faggot
I have an aquarius sun, I'm just pointing out that it's not rare
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>>42479541
it’s literally the rarest sign, it’s the time of the year with the least amount of births, you are absolutely coping lol
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I'm an Aries 33 Blue Self-Existent Night Water Rooster INTJ ROFLMAO
Everyone will kneel to me someday.
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>>42479551
>cope
>rare
jesus..
this is one of the reasons I won't identify as aquarius, all you faggots are dumber than dogshit, you don't even know what words in your own language mean
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>>42479584
Aquarius
is objectively
the rarest
sign
Cope, seethe, cry, throw a temper tantrum, etc
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holy shit what is happening in this thread it was at like 13 posts before and now there's over 46 posts and most of them are from this delusional crackhead thinking he's like the mc of astrology or some shit responding to literally every single callout like some 12 year old retard
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>>42479724
nonaquarius detected :)
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>>42479730
free
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Am I doomed bros
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>>42479603
just for that I'm gonna OP an aquarius hate thread and dedicate it to you
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>>42480353
you’ll just be proving my point so go ahead. our superiority always causes controversy. We seek to change the world, so naturally the world is always reactionary against us
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am I seriously the only motherfucker with an aquarius sun who isn't a purple haired shitlib or a practicing homosexual
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>>42479948
Why is your soul screaming from the 12th house shadow realm? The only way you come out is through that Mars/Venus sextile
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>>42480363
Because those are Aquarius rising (the larpers). Aquarius Sun/Moon/Mercury are the actual aliens
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>>42479948
>aries out the ass
you definitely killed people and nigged it up in past lives
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>>42477674
Yeah, in the movie Philadelphia
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>not being the super secret boss character Ophiuchus and getting stuck in loops instead of breaking them
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>>42480460
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>>42480359
what controversy have you caused tho
being retarded isn't causing controversy or being controversial, it's just retarded
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>>42477674
youre not a taurus
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>>42480806
>entire thread gets butthurt
>didn’t even have to try
2easy
>muh retard this retard that
just proves how mad you are lol
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>>42477674
I only hope for total millennial death so we get over the main character and npc garbage in astrology discussions.
You're not the main character, you're a millennial. You belong in a nursing home.
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Let's keep this thread alive artificially again. Aries nobody cares enough about.
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>>42480437
Makes sense. Any tips how pls and thanks
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>>42477674
All fire signs are sensitive children that will throw a tantrum when they don't get their way.
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>>42482400
Then give me what i want, simple as. Im going to take it regardless.
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I hope relocation astrology is real so I can cast the shackles off my Virgo ascendant and become an Aries ascendant in a new place.
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>laughs in scorpio
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>>42477762
>cope
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>>42484451
Take that blue pill and get back in the cubicle
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>>42482244
I literally just told you lmao. Your Uranus also has a trine with your Saturn bridging that shadow realm into your 3rd house, there seems to be a couple of ways out of there just need to know what to look for. There's a shit tone of trines with your Pluto going into your 8th as well. Your node says you need to get out of there and ground yourself in Taurus reality, and the Jupiter says you'll only be happy once you start straightening up your chaotic behaviour by becoming the jannie of your own mind (it's Rx). Saturn is telling you to be more emotionally grounded as well

tl;dr leave the chaos shadow realm, become more grounded physically and emotionally. You're not gonna lose your identity by living in the real world (your Aries moon will fight the fuck back though)



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