/x/ - Has anyone got the footage of Noah constructing th - Paranormal

Anonymous

05/31/26(Sun)18:56:58 No.42479000

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Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)18:56:58 No.42479000 Archived

Has anyone got the footage of Noah constructing the Ark? It was a 4 second clip, quite shaky (black and white of course). I saw it a while ago but I can't find it now.

Anonymous
05/31/26(Sun)19:23:02 No.42479132

Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)19:23:02 No.42479132

>>42479000
Maybe you hid it in your mom’s ass?

Anonymous
05/31/26(Sun)19:51:32 No.42479268

Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)19:51:32 No.42479268

>>42479000
>He thinks it's literal
Keep digging that grave my friend. Salvation escapes those in the dirt.

Anonymous
06/01/26(Mon)11:37:03 No.42482043

Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)11:37:03 No.42482043

>>42479000
Of course, they had black and white camcorders two thousand years ago...

Anonymous
06/01/26(Mon)12:12:55 No.42482170

Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)12:12:55 No.42482170

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>>42479000
so let me get this straight. a time traveller from the 1960's went back in time with a shitty camcorder and filmed noah building his ark, then traveled forward in time to the 2000s to upload it to the internet?

why didn't he travel forward first, get a better camera or an iphone, THEN go back to film noah build his ark?

and all for 4 seconds of footage, was it all worth it?

seriously, how much internet have you smoked today?

Anonymous
06/01/26(Mon)16:53:35 No.42483345

Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)16:53:35 No.42483345

>>42482043
more like 13,500 years ago

Anonymous
06/01/26(Mon)17:22:42 No.42483497

Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)17:22:42 No.42483497

>>42479000
It was Chronovisor footage