My zodiac is a fucking crab literally called Cancer with the tilted 69 symbol. Is there anything cool about being a cancer or do I just exist as a joke?
>>42480259>Is there anything cool about being a cancerYour zodiac is a fucking crab literally called Cancer with the tilted 69 symbol.If that isn't the coolest zodiac, I don't know what it is.
>>42480259Being born in summer means at least you're not mentally ill like aquarius
>>42480538>still mad from last thread lol. lmao even. 2easy
Many consider the crab shape the ultimate lifeform, since it keeps cropping up due to convergent evolution.Cancers are cool, in my experience.At least your sign isn't an inanimate fucking object like mine (Libra)
>>42480545nice over sensitivity problem you got theredoes that count as a mental illness
>>42480580you’re projecting again, bucko :)
>>42480259Cancers are chill homies. This is a cool thing.
>>42480259You are the gate between life and death, and you think yourself a joke? you alone hold the lives of all others in your hands, of the rest of the signs, the zodiac stands on Cancer's approval, and soon it'll all change dramatically.>>42466104
>>42480259>Oh no my sign is literally nature's perfect shape.>The 69 symbol representing yin/yang and balance! Oh shucks darn oh geeze.The most cancerous thing about this is your attitude.Astrology is retarded anyway.
Nearly our birthday
>>42480590Not projecting because I pulled that straight out of your head. You can deny physically but mentally you will be sitting there alone knowing I was in your head, bucko.
>>42480259Do you own a clown costume?
>>42480259Every cancer absolutely hates being a cancer and everything about it, a cancer ultimate self-victimisation is the tragedy of being born a cancer t. Cancer
>>42480538As a cancer I would prefer to date an Aquarius over a Capricorn, the issue is that Aquariuses are all inconstant slags so it’s bad for my peace I can’t date a Capricorn, never ever, why do we have them as our opposite sign? At least it’s not Virgo like pieces, but cap is rough unless you’re a girl because materialistic bitches find an aging boring bank manager who’s only interest in life is work and finance sexy and dominant
Cancer sucks
>>42480646Outer shell life forms are common throughout the universe
>>42481508>Every cancer absolutely hates being a cancerhehe truelove cancert. capricorn
I can elaborate excessively on the woes of cancerians. We exist under constant emotional pressure most people will never get close to comprehending. Everything wants to eat us and when we don't want to be eaten we're dismissed as not worthwhile. Our main defense mechanism is inflicting lifelong emotional pain and turmoil and we can do it quickly and effortlessly, people are very unforgiving and it's very isolating. People don't want to feel or think about the things we always do, also isolating. I've only ever been in an engaging relationship with another cancer and that was disastrous too. We're social creatures but again no one wants to keep a crab around for anything but food. I genuinely can't figure out how to integrate, be appreciated, or desired in any community, and when I'm not I either leave peacefully or destroy it completely, I'm human, I get jealous, and again my emotional depth just makes it weigh more. Living life as a cancer is like dying 1000 times and people being confused you're detached or cold about things, and surprised when they get pinched for prying.
>>42483121>Our main defense mechanism is inflicting lifelong emotional pain and turmoil and we can do it quickly and effortlesslyWhy are you like this, i just wanna love you
>>42483121It's the most accurate descriptions of cancerians i've ever seen. Love you crabs
>>42480259You exist so we can have great sex without the mental illness of pisces and the drama of Scorpiot. Scorpio
What makes cancer tenacious? The moon rules the fluids. Including the inner juices of human beings, that which assimilates and feeds the body. So the crab feeds his astral brain. Assimilating and distributing all he receives, slowly, until it becomes a part of him.>>42480259We got empathy and adaptability I think that's pretty cool. Once we get past our hedgehog dilemma, we begin our apotheosis.
>>42480804lol schizo and mad
>>42483121As a Cancer, I found that our challenge in life is to develop a resilience without losing our sensitivity. To "harden our shell" as it were.But in order to do so properly, we need to learn how to heal ourselves from emotional trauma, or even to understand the mechanisms of emotional trauma so completely that nothing can affect us anymore unless we let it affect us.
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