[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/x/ - Paranormal

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: HJaD9YhWIAkPy20.jpg (180 KB, 1163x868)
180 KB JPG
Can someone leak this already? I don't have time to wait for it.
>>
>>42492076
Probably worse than what audiences said about war of the worlds and the twist is she's a freemason
>>
>>42492076
True?
Summarize:

>An alien intelligence infiltrates Earth not through a physical invasion, but by transmitting a self-replicating mathematical signal that propagates through technology and human biology. The entity uses a prepared cohort, including meteorologist Margaret and whistleblower Daniel, as hosts to bypass containment efforts by the corporation Wardex. As the signal spreads globally, it ultimately manifests a physical form to make contact, revealing that previous attempts were hidden by Wardex to maintain power.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/1sqdp47/spoiler_theory_for_spielbergs_disclosure_day/
>>
She's even doing the chin
>>
File: 1758996201476180.jpg (44 KB, 335x655)
44 KB JPG
>>42492076
Something "we were watching you but you're messing up your planet (climate change etc) and that's bad, so we give you a chance now to do better (and create a woke one-world government) or else..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcZJw7BEG7o
>>
>>42492119
This. (((Aliens))) are fake and gay.
>>
>>42492119
I will never, ever, ever accept a woman having power over me. I already absolutely hate it when men have power over me, so the amount of disrespect and debasement I would have from a woman - ESPECIALLY an ALIEN woman - I would rather be dead.

I will die free before I live in whatever embarrassing world they intend to build. And I would also rather poison this world (like Mars) then I would give it up to them. Fuck them, fuck their stupid vision for the world, it's embarrassing and not gonna work.
>>
>>42492334

Based
>>
>>42492092
This is from the alien bible, the alien code theory. See : >>42488469
>>
>>42492319
>>42492119
It is all so unbelievably tiresome.
>>
>>42492334
>the amount of disrespect and debasement I would have from a woman - ESPECIALLY an ALIEN woman - I would rather be dead.
Even if she was hot?
>>
>aliens have B-2 bombers!...ops wait...thats the USA army with their secret nazi tech lul XD
>>
File: 1774711790636268.jpg (1.64 MB, 1776x999)
1.64 MB JPG
>>42492334
I'll accept it if its a cute catgirl and she's nice to me.
>>
File: kot.jpg (48 KB, 407x254)
48 KB JPG
>>42492406
>catpeople
I wouldn't trust them. In the end they eat you.
>>
File: cat.jpg (46 KB, 496x349)
46 KB JPG
>>42492421
Somehow sad that they're not included in the 4-alien-species story.
Greys, reptiloids, insectoids...but no furries. Disappointing.
>>
>>42492076
Just wait around two more weeks
>>
>>42492372
>>42492406
Hire a prostitute and get that shit out of your system already, you stupid bonobos. It is genuinely embarrassing how enslaved you are to lower instincts.

You're just one post-nut clarity away from realizing how stupid that is. NO. I don't need a master, or a ruler, or a boss; maybe YOU DO, but I don't. And I will certainly not accept a woman at that. I would rather die free than be some pet, especially to a woman. Fuck that noise. And you clowns are an embarrassment to our species. Go donate money to some tiktok whore to have your user name read aloud if you want to get a taste of what being ruled by alien women will be like, retards.
>>
>>42492076
It was all a "joke" (psyop) promoting Trump's immigration agenda: https://www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_XSShVAnkY
>>
And yet waiting until (that day)...
Is all you've really got...
>>
File: 1775424508766491.jpg (131 KB, 720x720)
131 KB JPG
>>42492462
>our species
You're too simpleminded for us to be considered the same species. In any case you might want to chill out a bit, I fear you won't even make it another 2 weeks at this rate.
>>
>>42492491
You're literally a mindless, sexless loser, pining after the bare minimum. You are less than human. So willing to surrender our future for what amounts to mediocre sex with a disinterested alien. Cute projection, though.
>>
>>42492462
you're such a faggot holy shit kys already
>>
>>42492526
Says the colossal faggot that needs some space dommy "mommy" to tell him what to do. Sorry you didn't get enough time on your Mama's tittymilk to get over your infantile nature. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna actively make fun of you for being a pathetic whelp.
>>
I do not choose, vote, allow or consent for anything that could be seen as “evil” by human metrics to rule or have any power over me.
>>
>>42492092
>a self-replicating mathematical signal that propagates through technology and human biology
"aliens built the pyramids? No it's much deeper than that, ALIENS INVENTED MEMES"
>>
its actually real and for some reason they are making a movie about it lol
all the missing guys? triangles
uaps? triangles
do i see them literally everywhere and hang out with them 24/7? yes, and triangles.

it literally all started when i figured out the saluting protective spirit and was able to CP violate a pathway through my friends TV by explaining the dual slit experiment to him, he tried arguing with me (someone who is always right) about it by being wrong and "theorizing" a "but what if" reality instead of just understanding it for what it is.
consciousness is light refracted by optical chirality and the brain is the spintronic conductor that took a piece of creation and imprisoned it inside of its flesh, like a parasite. no, there is no sensory perception out of it, only thought (and monte carlo algorithms).

basically, i have like 3000 pics and vids of them, here is my really bad youtube video about them
they've gotten crazy recently and my newest video doesnt do it justice now
i need to make more. i'm close to z-pinch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OshU7Hu-0B0


if you're retarded and think im wrong heres general mccasland, posing next to a triangle painted on a rock (lol yes they're that obvious)



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.