>Wake up>Check clock>7:00AM>Too early>Toss and turn for 5 minutes>Sleep>Dream feels like hours>Wake up to alarm screeching>7:00AM alarm
>>42495208>"HELP!!!!! I'M A RETARD AND I MISREAD THE CLOCK THIS MORNING!!! SONEONE HELP ME!!!!"
>>42495243sure thing buddy
Thanks for reminding me though. I didn't even have my 7:00 set. I had been waking up late so I only had my 10:00.
>>42495300Nta. You were half asleep, probably dreamed that you woke up.
I once had a dream that felt like it lasted several days. Woke up feeling refreshed for the first time in years but only was asleep for 3 hours. Been wanting to repeat that ever since.
>>42495208Time is relative or something like that
>>42495208Read junji ito's the long dream
>>42495455I didn't even set that alarm. It shouldn't have gone off. I haven't had an early morning shift for the last two weeks.This leads me to believe I either sleepwalked, unlocked my phone, and turned on the alarm, for whatever reason; or that I time-line shifted into a reality where I did set that alarm.
>>42496706Oh no. This anon is having long dreams. Eventually, this anon will have the everlasting dream.
>>42495208You astral projected through time, but your powers are too weak youngling. Keep practicing and it will get longer and longer till you can go days into the future. To start you are going to want to get a very VERY stiff mattress and fast 16-48 hours before you fall asleep. The less food the better as this allows the serotonin in your gut to reset. But be VERY careful with this power, if you aren't careful there will be DIRE consequences.
>>42501071Bro I'm saying you dreamt the alarm. This leads me to believe your sleep schedule is so bad you're having mini-nightmares about waking up too early. Just take a couple days and don't set an alarm. Intend on sleeping in as long as your body and mind need. Im looking out for you, because I have been through a lot of recent sleep deprivation trauma>Inb4 guantanamo bay
>>42502498ay Yusuf.>>42495208If you're having trouble sleeping, spendbeverything yku need to get the right mattress, pillows, blankets, etc.If you don't have sound sleep, it fucks the rest of your life up.You can't afford to Not fix it.
>>42502562Not a muzzie.
Well, I know the feeling... usually I get up right away, no problem.But sometimes I snooze the alarm. And because I have half a dozen alarms a day almost, and they're all early, way early as I go to work half hour to an hour earlier... I can snooze without worry. So many times I close my eyes and time goes so, so so, slow, it feels like hours, literally it feels like three, five hours and it's only been ten minutes.I am always shocked.Hapoend recently few times.It's fascinating how out brain perciveves time.Anyway, not like you case... lol
>>42495455nta but I've experienced the same thingI also have a powerful memory, so I can be sure of what the clock saidsometimes a dream (nightmare) lasts for what feels like hours when only a minute or two passed IRL
>>42502498That would make sense, if it wasn't on after I woke up too. You could say I'm still in the dream, but that would be schizo territory, no?
