I know that 99.99% of the stories told here are pure invention but have you ever been "it" in someone else's paranormal story? I'll give an example:Back when my father was in university the country was very rural and agricultural and not far from his uni there were lots of farmland, one night him and 12 of his rascal no good buddies decided to go to one such farm to steal melons and surrounding the patch of land where the watermelons were grown the place was surrounded with Olive tree groves, from the treeline they observed a watchman patrolling the place, the watchman out of boredom decided to look down the wall and shout in it "here is a well." My dad and his comrades thought it funny to scare the poor watchman and started whispering in unison from the treeline "there is a well!" And it grew louder and louder and louder into a cry, they scared the poor man shitless and they went home laughing about it. Poor fuck must've thought the grove was haunted that night. All paranormal stories have mundane explanations like this I reckon.
>>42496468>All paranormal stories have mundane explanations like this I reckon.You fucking retard. You have no idea where you are right now. This whole place is paranormal and a giant conspiracy. You're just cattle in the matrix that sees nothing.
>>42496491Don't call me a fucking retard, you fucking retard!
>>42496468>I know that 99.99% of the stories told here are pure inventionHow you know that?
>be me>buy case of beer and grab fishing rod>going to meet friends by the lake >get there first have a cold one and catch some trout>time passes friends end up having to cancel>get way too drunk by myself, feeling sleepy>crawl into bushes near trail to take a nap>awakened by the sound of people's voices>it's dark out, I'm disoriented, have a horrible headache and dry mouth>someone on the trail nearby is pointing in my direction and saying they think they saw and heard something in the bushes>I begin groaning and making noises in my awful condition >people get spooked away>tfw I'm the cryptid
>small patch of nature i like to visit from time to time>close to my home>no one goes there>i sort of "hide" in the bushes and trees>one random day>daytime>lone kid walking along a path nearby>i didn't wanna be spotted so i quickly leave>the kid probably heard abnormally loud rustling of twigs
>>42498002I love to climb trees and staring at people when I'm up in them. I have good intentions so I don't scare them subconsiously but I've had funny instrusive thoughts of dropping down like a cougar and chasing them
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>>42496491>This whole place is paranormal and a giant conspiracy.that means ur paranormal and a federal agent and i am going to think negative thoughts about you until you have a heart attack. you earned what comes next fed.
>>42496468>>42498073>>42498002On one occasion back in late 1987 I had gone to zBoaz Park in south west fort worth/benbrook area and it was the only time I was close to Bigfoot or whatever you want to call it.It was jumping from tree to tree and made each tree trunk sound like a wooden xylophone key when it landed.. then an almost silent rustling of leaves as it moved away from the trunk it had landed on to move towards the next one it would land on. Jump after jump with almost no pause it was moving faster in the trees above than I could have ever run.. probably 20 to 30 mph jumping from tree to tree.Whatever it was it was huge and weighed like a grand piano judging from the sound it made when it hit each next tree.It passed right overhead and I was still not able to see it though I saw the leaves and branches moving. It was traveling through the nature corridor but passing through a heavily populated area.. was moving near where a golf course now is along the creek headed towards the north west. It would have had to cross highway 377 at a point not far ahead and then pass behind houses but would eventually get back out to the countryside through the nature corridor. Real stuff happens. People seem to think they know what exists because they haven't seen it.
>>42496468>12 of his rascal no good buddies decided to go to one such farm to steal melonsAre you african?
>>42506004watermelons and olive trees means greek which is basically africans
Hopefully you got paid for this post.
