>>42500611
sneeze, piss, and shit at simultaneously, spin around 3 times, then jump off a bridge

get gud basically

>>42500630
Hey stop leaking the sacred secrets, lest ye be punished by the brotherhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQSJDs9LNU
Gotta go to wizard school son.

>>42500611
techno wizardry is near

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_16tdokAQPc

No way... unfortunately.
In general, there are probably millions of people with strange desires and it is very sad that there are no options to get what they need.

>>42500675
bring it on brother, I have successfully coughed, cummed, and farted simultaneously and have now ascended to a level you can’t possibly imagine. nobody can stop me anymore

>>42500712
na u good keep kicking ass bro

>>42500705
go here you fucking gay npc hylic >>>/sci/catalog

>>42500611
1 don't have sex
2 get old

>>42500611
Create your own methods for studying reality.

>>42500611
Read the Sasquatch Message.

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>>42500611
A wizard, in opposition the a psychic, doesn't need personal supernatural powers. He just needs to know how to summon spirits or demons and convince it to do something. It's usually a deal.
So what you need is to get a book about real magic (a Grimore) and perform the ritual (and you better don't make mistakes).

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Never have sex.
That means you have way more hours in a day than the normies.
So basically you have alot of time to research every subject you are interested in.
Thus your intelligence stat climbs to unprecedented levels and you are a wizard.
That is why it used to be a popular meme around here that you become a wizard as a 30-year-old virgin.

Drugs and anal sex

>>42506125
Yes more specifically - Crack, LSD, Meth and Anal Sex. Have fun playing life on
/gamemode creative - pro tip - running over seniors and bikers gives you more points

>>42500611
Disregard society. Disregard bitches. Do not listen to the majority EVER. Fuck compassion and humility, you wanna get rid of those things as soon as possible. And do as thou must to persist.

Aaawww you dont wanna be a cynic?

>>42506150
You could also smoke meth and have anal sex

>>42506153
Does that account for the sex that im "having" in other dimensions and realities? Without my actual participation?

>>42500630
The old bridge jump initiation...if only I picked one with a river under it and not broken glass.

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>>42500688

THATS NOT TRUE POWER
LET AONE MAGIC THATS JUST
INPUT COMMANDED LOL


THE SUN ON THE OTHER HAND WILL EASILY SHUT ALL THAT SHIT OFF REALM WIDE BELOW AND SURFACE