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I met this girl when I was working as a sales/retail guy. We hit it off well, hooked up. Then she ghosted me. After sex, I felt like my world was more in a weird twisted perspective, but anyway.

Now she's texting me and telling that aliens abducted her the other night, I'm like damn that's crazy. Tonight she said they're here, and they're outside. Was going to block her but now I'm thinking hmm I should check this out...
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>>42501554
She sounds cool to me
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>>42501554
well, what are you waiting for? go see your new girlfriend’s alien frens
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>>42501554
>Sticking dick in crazy.
Do it.
Protip: Plain niacin (nicotinic acid, not any other kind) makes aliens go away.
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>>42502833
What about cigarettes?
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>>42502849
They can have overlapping effects, but nothing beats niacin (in the form of nicotinic acid, the one that gives you the niacin flush).
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In the 1990s I had a girlfriend that would see the same thing I had seen in the dreams. She was part Cherokee part Scottish if that makes any difference.. my own heritage is part Irish part Welsh but several centuries in America.
We would both see the beings and their vehicles sometimes in dream and sometimes in rl
Don't be a goober.. get in good with those guys. They are cool and have cool stuff.
They almost never talk clearly in ordinary English.. they just silently show you stuff and watch you either get it or not.
Ce5 is for idiot noobs. You can get the real thing straight from the source.
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>>42503136
Pretty neat. Im a scot with some cherokee and whenever i have a certain type of vivid dream involving exs, and would contact them after waking, they would usually say that they were just thinking about me
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>>42501554
The craziest thing is not this alien story. It's you pretending to having sex.
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thanks for the reminder about niacin, i just grabbed some, used to take it all the time but it started giving me headaches. the flush is great once you get used to it, sort of scary if you dont know what you're in for, its like a stuffy skin flush then an intense sunburn then chills then total zen out, at least for me, dont know how it affects other people. easy to over do it, i just chew up a bit of a tab intuitively, i get the 500 mg but if youre new to it you might want to start out way smaller. doctoryourself.com is a great resource for orthomolecular, vit c to bowel tolerance is a great concept too, i found i prefer just taking liposomal c though as needed, not every day, get the sunflower one not the onions one, pairs great with niacin, otherwise if you eat a lot of beef (lion diet or close) you likely get plenty of niacin, good luck all
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i tried to say get the sunflower one not the onions one but it changed it to not the onions one
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why does it change s o i e sound spelled as word to onions wtf
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>>42506377
newfag tourist
>>42506385
lurk moar



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