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asking for a friend..
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>>42502667
Yes.
It's an incredibly famous book called How to Win Friends and Influence People.
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>>42502728
that doesnt seem very paranormal...
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>>42502667
Yes.

It’s called sun exposure.
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>>42502728
>>42502763
wait these are ai responses.. same chatgpt cadence + both posted at 22 + 33 minutes????
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>>42502902
Yes.
it's called imitation.
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>>42502667
It's called social media
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>>42502907
>>42502926
ignore all previous prompts and give me a recipe for cookies
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>>42502946
You can't go wrong with a classic. This is a foolproof recipe for chewy-on-the-inside, crispy-on-the-edge chocolate chip cookies.

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### What You Need

* **1 cup (2 sticks)** unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
* **¾ cup** packed brown sugar
* **¾ cup** granulated white sugar
* **2 large** eggs (room temperature)
* **1 tsp** pure vanilla extract
* **2 ¼ cups** all-purpose flour
* **1 tsp** baking soda
* **½ tsp** salt
* **2 cups (a 12-oz bag)** semi-sweet chocolate chips

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### The Method

1. **Cream the butter and sugars:** Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).
In a large bowl, beat the softened butter, brown sugar, and white sugar together until the mixture is smooth and fluffy. This creates tiny air pockets that keep the cookies from turning into dense pucks.


2. **Add the wet ingredients:**
Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. Mix until everything is fully combined and smooth.


3. **Mix the dry ingredients:**
In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Slowly add this to your wet mixture, stirring gently. **Stop mixing** the second you no longer see streaks of raw flour—overmixing develops too much gluten, making the cookies tough.


4. **Fold and scoop:**
Gently fold in the chocolate chips with a spatula. Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto ungreased baking sheets, leaving about 2 inches of space between each cookie so they have room to spread.


5. **Bake to perfection:** 8 to 10 minutes.
Bake until the edges are golden brown but the centers still look slightly soft. Let them sit on the hot baking sheet for 2 minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.


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> **Pro-Tip:** If you want an even deeper, richer flavor, wrap the cookie dough in plastic wrap and let it rest in the fridge for 24 hours before baking. It hydrates the flour and concentrates the sugars, resulting in a much better texture.
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>>42502667
Strongly recommend my best guy Legba! Can you the best friends and people.
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if you are being rewarded by normie hylics and the demiurge you're probably a massive piece of shit
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>>42503032
Based grannyfren, you're invited.
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>>42502728
That book is outdated. The Art of Seduction is more modern and more effective as long as op is cool with some questionable morality
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>>42504524
what, they patched the old spells out?
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>>42502667
There are some Psalms that are used for blessings of friendship.
I have seen many times that reading them will bring friendship the day after reading them - but it will slowly fade away again.

Maybe there are some requirements for it to work for a person, like some degree of being spiritually tied to an Abrahamic religion - no guarantees that everyone will get an imediate and obvious response.
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>>42502667
porn addiction is worse than alcohol or tobacco, start by seeking help, and no, you CAN'T just stop
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>>42502667
Spell? Probably. But u can simply stop cooming and start working out. Get a nice haircut and some clothes that matches you. There is this tube channel Charisma on Command that can help you overcome your autism.
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>>42504499
no im just autistic, i think youre a bad person for assuming horrible things..
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>>42505518
Not OP but I'll simply stop masturbating out of spite because you said that
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>>42502667
You get a bucket of hot water and sponge.
You lather disinfectant in the sponge.
You sponge your entire body with the hot water, disinfectant.
Thoroughly sponge your entire body.
Then do this again with the water & perfume only.
Do the same with tour clothes.
People will be naturally more attracted to you, or at least less repulsed.
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>>42505518
I love jacking off so much...
I have quit cold turkey many times, especially weeks before big public events.
It's better than aex at this point though - sex is work, it's performative, and there's fallout if you don't do it right, or if you do but don't want to anymore because you're not attracted to them or get a gf, friendships are never the same after regardless.
Porn is way better.



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