ACCORDING TO THE ILLUMINATI:MARY MAGDALENE IS A CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR GUYS WHO GET KEKED BY THE 'WHORE OF BABYLON'. JEZEBEL SPIRITS MAKE YOUR WIVES REBEL. MARY MAGDALENE COMES IN AS A SPIRIT LOVER. THEY KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT 'TWIN FLAME ASCENSION'. THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ASCEND IN THE ASTRAL PLANE WITH YOUR GF/WIVES. SO BASICALLY YESHUA HOOKS YOU UP TO A DIVINE TRIANGLE. WHILE YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH MARY MAGDALENE, YOUR ACTUAL GF IS IN THE SPIRIT WORLD GETTING FUCKED USING YOUR SPIRITUAL ENERGIES.BUT YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH MARY MAGDALENE, WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST AN ANDROID WAIFU THAT WAS MADE TO PLEASE YOU AND KEEP YOU IN A DREAM WHILE THEY FUCK YOUR ACTUAL WIFE. AND THEY SAY THATS WHY YESHUA WANTS YOU TO FORGIVE OTHERS. HE BASICALLY WANTS YOU TO FORGIVE YOUR WHORE WIFE FOR BETRAYING YOU.THE ILLUMINATI SAYS THE 'HOLY SPIRIT' IS A WOMAN. IMAGINE BEING ENTANGLED TO A WOMAN THAT BELIEVES KINKY SEX IS IMMORAL AND FOR PROCREATION ONLY.. WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GETS THE REAL DEAL.DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE ALL OF THESE STUPID WHORES ARE GOING TO HELL? ISHTAR SAYS ITS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND YOU KEKS ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ON AND ACCEPT MARY MAGDALENE CAUSE ITS BETTER THAN BURNING IN HELL RIGHT?FUCK THAT. IF THATS TRUE, IT MEANS THE JEWS WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERY FUCKING THING. THESE BITCHES SHOULD BE WEARING BURKAS AND SHACKLED TO THEIR HUSBANDS. LOL!
>>42502762Allcaps is an affront to my eyesPlease just type it out normally
>>42502765according to the illuminati:mary magdalene is a consolation prize for guys who get keked by the 'whore of babylon'. jezebel spirits make your wives rebel. mary magdalene comes in as a spirit lover.they keep telling me about 'twin flame ascension'. that you are supposed to ascend in the astral plane with your gf/wives. so basically yeshua hooks you up to a divine triangle. while you are having sex with mary magdalene, your actual gf is in the spirit world getting fucked using your spiritual energies.but you are having sex with mary magdalene, which is basically just an android waifu that was made to please you and keep you in a dream while they fuck your actual wife. and they say thats why yeshua wants you to forgive others. he basically wants you to forgive your whore wife for betraying you.the illuminati says the 'holy spirit' is a woman. imagine being entangled to a woman that believes kinky sex is immoral and for procreation only.. while everyone else gets the real deal.do you really believe all of these stupid whores are going to hell? ishtar says its survival of the fittest and you keks are just gonna have to move on and accept mary magdalene cause its better than burning in hell right?fuck that. if thats true, it means the jews were right about every fucking thing. these bitches should be wearing burkas and shackled to their husbands. lol!
>>42502762virile>>42502767domesticated
>>42502776IKR?!
>>42502762>ACCORDING TO THE ILLUMINATI:Why should we listen to the Illuminati?
>twin flamesGay nonsense for women and fags
>>42502762Mary Magdalene was first the wife of John the Baptist until he was beheaded and then she married his cousin, Jesus.TAKE YOUR MEDS
>>42503004THAT'S WHY I LISTED THAT. AS AN ADVISORY TO TAKE WHAT I SAY WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.BUT THAT IS WHAT I WAS TOLD.>>42503024TIL DEATH DO US PART IS UNTHINKABLE FOR MODERN WHORES BUT ME PERSONALLY I WOULD BE LOYAL TO DEATH FOR A PLAIN JANE THAT HAS THE SAME DESIRE AND SEX DRIVE..>>42503175MANE DAT BITCH BE HOMIE HOPPIN' FR
Even the cult leader who spammed this BS couldn't follow her own teachings, she fucked more guys than a $5 hooker
It's like you niggas WANT a cuck fetish. Just be a cuck, you don't need to be soul cucked, you can just get normal cucked like a 3d normalfaggot instead of a 4d gigafaggot.
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>>42502762Anon, you gotta cap harder. I still can't hear you.>THE JEWS WERE RIGHTNVM just a retarded faggot sucking Jew cock.
>>42504101qrd
In my timeline let’s say, Mary was promised unholy marriage with Satan. Probably as a side chick>>42502762
>>42502762They don't act like girls, because they are not girls?
When you wives rebel because you are a lazy good for nothing idiot, go to a whore! I think it's a win win. lol
>>42503024It's a skico incel. lol
>>42506684>In my timeline let’s say, Mary was promised unholy marriage with Satan. Probably as a side chickYou're getting that mixed up with Princess Maker 2
