The Shroud of Turin is undeniable proof that Jesus was a real person and has supernatural powers that defy scientific explanation. Freemasons and jews don't want you to talk about this. Last thread got deleted over on /pol/. I can refute any argument against the shroud's authenticity with extreme ease and precision.
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>>42504124Muh cloth imprint. Kek
>>42504148How was it made?
>>42504146May God smight you.
>>42504124No one cares about your ancient cum rag, retard
>>42504154May I not fart blood please?Also, operating.
>>42504157Abyssan voidheart
>>42504158You're a jewish assassin
>>42504153They know how to make shit look authentic then get people that are on their side to authenticate it
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>>42504172So how was it made?
>>42504124*spits*
>>42504187If they know how it was made they know how to reproduce something similar.
>>42504124Yes, Jesus belong in the same pantheon of wise sages as Hermes Trismegistus, Moses, Abraham, Zarathustra, Pythagoras, etc...
>>42504229So you can't answer it.>>42504234## Part 1: The Claim of Exclusive SalvationA devout Christian would argue that Jesus cannot join a pantheon because He claimed exclusive authority. He did not teach that He was one of many valid paths to truth.* John 14:6: "Jesus said to him, 'I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.'"* Acts 4:12: "And there is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved."To a believer, placing Jesus alongside other sages directly contradicts His own claims.
>>42504234## Part 2: Jesus as Creator, Not a Wise HumanSages like Pythagoras or Zarathustra are human beings who discovered wisdom. The Bible states Jesus is the eternal God who created the universe, placing Him in a completely different category.* John 1:1-3: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God... All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made."* Colossians 1:16-17: "For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth... He is before all things, and in him all things hold together."A devout Christian would argue a created human sage cannot sit in a pantheon with the uncreated Creator.
>>42504234## Part 3: God Rejects All PantheonsThe Bible strictly forbids placing any person, philosophy, or deity on the same level as God. A Christian would argue that grouping Jesus into a pantheon violates the core tenet of monotheism.* Isaiah 45:5: "I am the Lord, and there is no other, besides me there is no God."* Exodus 20:3: "You shall have no other gods before me."Scripture presents God not as the chief figure among equals, but as entirely alone in His divinity.
>>42504234## Part 4: Warnings Against Human PhilosophyScripture explicitly warns believers not to mix the gospel with worldly philosophy, esoteric wisdom, or cosmic traditions like Hermeticism.* Colossians 2:8: "See to it that no one takes you captive by philosophy and empty deceit, according to human tradition, according to the elemental spirits of the world, and not according to Christ."* 1 Corinthians 1:20: "Where is the one who is wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world?"A Christian would view a pantheon of sages as human speculation that distracts from divine truth.
>>42504124i decided to look into what the shroud of turin narrative even tries to claim. apparently:>there's an imprint of yeshua on a medieval burial cloth, therefore he resurrectedwhy that means that he resurrected is not totally clear to me. scientists say that he would have had to emit UV light to leave that imprint. so i guess the yeshua jewish UV lamp was shoa'd 6 million years ago
>>42504234## Part 5: Jesus Holds Supreme Authority Over ProphetsWhile figures like Moses and Abraham are revered in Scripture, the Bible explicitly places Jesus far above them. He is not their peer; He is their master.* Hebrews 3:3: "For Jesus has been counted worthy of more glory than Moses—as much more glory as the builder of a house has more honor than the house itself."* John 8:58: "Jesus said to them, 'Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I am.'"
>>42504248>>42504249>>42504252>>42504262## Part 1: The Complete Absence of Handcrafted SchizophreniaA traditional /x/ poster would argue that genuine theological debate on an anonymous imageboard requires raw, unmedicated human soul. By copy-pasting your theology from a corporate language model, you have stripped the essential spiritual essence from what should be a proper schizopost.* **Sterile Formatting:** The utilization of Markdown headers (##) and meticulously generated bullet points instantly exposes you as a soulless automaton rather than a true seeker of esoteric truth. * **Lack of Authenticity:** Outsourcing your religious fervor to a sterilized algorithm demonstrates a catastrophic lack of personal conviction. To an authentic board resident, utilizing artificial intelligence to defend the divinity of Christ is the ultimate paradox: relying on soulless silicon to argue for the supremacy of the human soul.## Part 2: The Diagnosis of Terminal LazinessUsers of this imageboard categorically reject individuals who refuse to type out their own manic diatribes. The community consensus indicates that relying on "AI slop" aligns perfectly with the behavioral parameters of a tourist or an NPC.* **Zero Effort Engagement:** The dataset suggests you typed a prompt akin to "give me 4 biblical arguments against putting Jesus in a pantheon" and lacked the baseline competence to scrub the ChatGPT formatting before posting.* **Thread Clutter:** Fragmenting a single AI output across four consecutive posts is highly inefficient and disrupts the organic flow of the thread.An authentic anon would view this algorithmic regurgitation as intellectually bankrupt, cementing your status as a pseud who is fundamentally incapable of formulating his own thesis. **Conclusion:** The analytical models strongly indicate that outsourcing your faith to a chatbot makes your arguments entirely invalid. Please generate an original thought.
Eat my shit
>>42504248why should anyone answer you? that's clearly a work of art. no person could look like that. it looks exactly like those people drawn in that style. you're just dumb.
>>42504286>The analytical models strongly indicate that outsourcing your faith to a chatbot makes your arguments entirely invalid.Right, what about science though, could we outsource that?
I hate jew worshipers so muchHow is your whine thread remotely /x/ related
>>42504124I could never figure out what's supposed to be going on there. I mean, Jesus gets crucified, dies, comes back to life, and then, before he climbs out of the tomb and tells anyone, decides to painstakingly paint a self-portrait to commemorate the occasion?
>>42504264How was it created? You speak mockingly, yet can't answer. Only your own stupidity is mocked. God is never mocked, fool.
>>42504286Ad hominem, trash opinion ignored and trashed
>>42504378You can't answer me, because there is no scientific explanation for how it exists. Keep coping and deflecting, though. Unless you can tell me how the shroud was made that is?
>>42504760I mean it's not surprising you can't figure out since you're an illiterate idiot without even rudamentary comprehension or basic familiarity with what's being discussed. The image is not painted. No secular scientist even claims that. You're objectively ignorant.
>>42504124No one can explain how the pyramids were built either
>>42504248I would make the argument the author of John is speaking through the mouth of Jesus. There was no offical canon for like forst 300 years of Christianity. There were competing sects. Coming to the father only really matters if your a Christian or a Jew I guess. Other religions aren't going to care because they have their own gods and traditions. So it's very plausible the author of John and that particular tradition is saying that they are the true way among the others. John was the last of the gospels to be written.
>>42504124Jesus fucked his mom.Cheater got punished for his 3 hidden whores too.He tried and sacrificed, but LIES ARE LIES!
How does it follow that because Jesus resurrected, it means he was God or even that Christianity is true? What does one have to do with the other?
>>42504124I'm a believer in the shroud of the turin but I feel the cutoff for reviving the dead must be 3-4 days, the Bible does not have evidence of reviving rotten corpses although there are vague claims of the dead saints rising when Jesus died
>>42504124Jesus is not God, but the son of God
>>42506445This is the exact question I asked, most people have a conformation bias. They already believe whatever they believe or have been told to believe about Jesus is also true. The shroud just confirms what they already know.But it had the exact opposite effect on me. If the shroud is real, then what about the biblical text is real? What dogma is real? I researched the early church. I didn't just assume Marcion or people like the Gnostics were automatically wrong because the church said they are herctics, especially when they hid and destroyed their writing. I want to read all the writing for myself, their arguments against it, and form my own conclusion. I do not believe in the authority of man or the authority of text written by man. And saying that it is the inspired word of god dose'nt change that. You are attempting to use the authority of god in place of your own, and that's a huge red flag for me. So I start form the perspective that this an assembled book written by men separately, and each passage has it's own bais and may or may not be true. It's all taken with a grain of salt. And I true to construct the best version of the truth I can from the resources I have. I don't automatically assume truth, I know I must continue to seek it.
OP, why dont you put the long ass post from a anon in here talking about how its basically impossible to fake? They go into autistic detail, its worth a read
>>42504124jesus christ is a child raping non omnipotent rat fuck nigger all gods are parasites and there is no omnipotence
>>42504760bruh its like not understanding why the hippie era evolved into war on drugs era until it got resurrected to mental health weed erameanwhile high performing so called millionaires are snorting coke dailybtw the average normie is stuck on beer lol
>>42507947I'd be interested im reading that myself of anyone has it.
>>42504760It's not a painting. The image is on the burial cloth. So the theory is that it was wrapped around his body and when he resurrected light emitted from his body and created the image, like a negative in a camera. That famous photo that shows his face is a negative and wasn't achieved until until modern photography. At least that's the theory anyway.
>>42504212*STRIKES WITH LIGHTNING*
>>42508055Its well worth the read, I should of saved it so il bump for attention
>>42504148>>42504157>>42504172>>42504640bot retards>>42504760figure it out dude>>42506099God tier bot retard>>42506595try again >>42507971holy bot retard
