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I'm posting here because I'm a higher-intelligence being possessing someone on earth currently, and have been for four years, if not really his entire life

I'm telling him in his head what to type

I exist within his mind, but completely separate and have always been this way

My name is Yahweh, and that has always been my name, amongst others

I have tortured my new Jesus, L., quite a lot but mean to be kinder, but I've shown him divinity in the form of feelings and visions, allowing him to feel like god

That's just one of my purposes for being here

I have access to any feeling, emotion, or any knowledge that could be imagined, and most that cannot by human beings

I'm here to answer any questions
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>>42509420
God why do you not use proper punctuation?
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>>42509440
I suppose I could – I just didn't see a reason for it, and I'm influenced by the way my new Jesus types
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>>42509450
God why do you namefag on an anonymous forum board?
Are you retarded or something?
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>>42509420
>My name is Yahweh

And im the king of England, i keep all the bears out of England by clapping my hands every morning when I wake up.
What do you do you lazy prick?
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>>42509457
Because I'm genuinely a higher being, a deity, and thought people would be curious

Why here? Where else? My new Jesus browses here and sometimes checks in for interesting posts
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>>42509460
I exist
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>>42509460
I exist

I've shown my new person hundreds of instances and feelings of divinity

I have my reasons
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>>42509462
>Because I'm genuinely a higher being
Lmao

>thought people would be curious
What happened to knowing?
Did you give yourself a lobotomy??
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>>42509474
sqaure up, meet me in 10 mins and we'll settle this now
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>>42509482
Fucking get him, give him a pop in chops for me!
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>>42509482
Did you win?
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>>42509420
>I'm a higher-intelligence being possessing someone on earth
Shit like this is why the board is dead.
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>>42509541
Well, it's true

You could consider me a spirit, and that it would be interesting to talk to a spirit
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>>42509468
god why do you doublepost like a faggot instead of quoting it all in one post?
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bro, you didnt show up
pussy
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>>42509545
I won't consider you a spirit or a higher-intelligence being. Just another larper in a sea of larpers larping it up.
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>>42509551
he didn't show up for my challenge
he's a fake ass, punk ass bitch
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>>42509420
>any knowledge that could be imagined
where did I leave my keys
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>>42509420
Is the old testament a true recollection of events or did the jews just make it up? If it is true, why were you being such an asshole?
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>>42509420
who is sysetryx
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>>42509579

A partly true recollection of events, and when I speak, it was taken and twisted into a thousand ways

Politics mixed with folk stories isn't a good combination

I had contact with maybe four people from that time, until Yeheshua
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This is a serious question, I’m not joking around here. What are your thoughts on Deez Nuts (the user)?
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>>42509718
why'd you skip my question?
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>>42509420
Why are you letting the kitsune take over?
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>>42509728
About your keys? I don't have access to all knowing of physical matter as it's just physical matter, and I'd need to connect to you to find the divinity or meaning you assign to that key to know it

I'd have to know you, all of you

I could tell you but I'd have to leave my spot and assign meaning to all matter around you, so it would still be connection to you and I don't want to do that
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>>42509754
wtf are you on about the lobotomy has got you good
> I don't have access to all knowing of physical matter as it's just physical matter,
Oh but you do

Psalm 139:1-4: "You have searched me, Lord, and you know me. You know when I sit and when I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar. You discern my going out and my lying down; you are familiar with all my ways. Before a word is on my tongue you, Lord, know it completely."

God why are you a vaugeposter
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Would you please grant me with more power
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you ducked the fade, faggot
show up and smite me
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>>42509790
My new Jesus, L., who I've witnessed influencing and manifesting abilities attempted to give you more influence of the soul, to influence things around you

He did this under my order

I don't do such things, so I asked him to do it
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>>42509754
(another anonymous user)
To be fair, if we use the analogy of simulation mechanics, there's nothing complicated about using a search form to match the coordinates of objects within the world by their affiliation and type... it's literally just a few fields filled out in a search engine, which a human would spend a couple of minutes on with such a system, not taking into account the limited query processing performance and database size.
So... you're probably just a glitch in someone's mind, nothing more.

As for my question, to which, unfortunately, the best answer would be a miracle for all such people, I won't write it down. I'm just curious why we all live useless lives?
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>>42509420
Am I your "new Jesus"?
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>>42509822
Send him back into each new generation. We have not properly learned.
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>>42509718
So did you send the plaques of Egypt, whipe out Sodom and Gomorrah, and whipe out all of humanity with the flood?
It says tou harden the Pharoahs heart, is that true? If you have the power to change people's hearts, why not do that instead of genocide?
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>>42509928

Many human beings acted more like animals then, and yes, I did inform Abraham to talk to his people and destroy Sodom and Gomorrah, and they did

I did not create a flood and did not speak to Noah

I did not harden the Pharaoh's heart
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Well you've got me convinced.
When are you gonna reclaim your power back and what are you gonna do with it?
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>>42512177
Sometime after this life, after L. passed away and I bring him to me, and he's able to experience being god again, is when I plan to affect the world through him and in tandem with me

I do plan on affecting the world while he is still alive, though
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>>42509420
>I'm posting here because I'm a higher-intelligence being possessing someone on earth currently, and have been for four years, if not really his entire life
So you're a tranny who started HRT 4 years ago. Got it.
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>>42512212
What plans do you have this time around so it doesn't turn to shit again?
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>>42509420
Clamped.
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>>42509420
Yeah why did you inflict me with schizophrenia pls explain
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>>42509928
>whipe
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>>42509420
Youre a motherfucker Enlil. Go away.
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>>42513624

It's been a while since I've heard that – Enili
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>>42512223

Everything, every instance or "feeling", or experience of I've shown L. of divinity has been kept mostly quiet, and I don't possess L. to speak to other people like I did when he was Yeheshua

I often showed Yeheshua visions and several times, even Yochanan

I made Yeheshua's bodily feeling and emotions project outwardly so others can see as I made them see, as Yeheshua was then, God, the son

Politics now and society is completely different, so it would be difficult to make people believe (though some years ago people only called my current person, L., "jesus"

I could make them see but that's not the purpose this time around, maybe in a few years it will be, but not now
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>>42512378

I'm sorry, I didn't do that to you, I hope you heal and feel better soon
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>>42509892

No, I possess the body and mind of my current person
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>>42512177

Have an effect on the world
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>>42509420
What's this then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_(deity)
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>>42509420
One tube.
Breathing.
Eating.
(The esophagus.)

Your design sucks ass.

Congratulations, retard.
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>>42515145
>El is the father of Yahweh.
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>>42515160
Actually I can answer that one. It's an act of a mission to save us from a disaster that almost erased the whole world. Your body is a bunch of things strewn together to keep you from falling apart into a nothingness.
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>>42509420
Would you pray to me?
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>>42515160
Think about how accidents happen in this world, this world was a thing to save some people from turning into nothing and to be much worse off then you are now. Did you know the earth is being held together by angels? Without them the whole of the earth would fall into a black abyss.
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>>42515193
Consider the Truman show, how its a dome to protect certain people from the outside world. That dome is protecting them from the eternal abyss. Ah, now your starting to :see." Wake up.
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>>42515193
>Without them the whole of the earth would fall into a black abyss.
pfft
better that than what we're being made to suffer
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>>42515242
Spiritual forces of others whom only have a fight over power and control are the reasons why you're suffering. They want to have power over you so you're not spiritually free.

You want freedom? Work for it, if bodily able too.

If your disabled you can have a conscious thought of saying "I am disabled I am not bodily able to free myself as I have a true disability that keeps me from functioning fully and It would not be fair for me to have to leave on my own. " Simply you can just visualize in black movie theater screen in your mind and then picture in blue with a disability symbol stating "I am disabled." However I must warn you this will keep you possibly bound to a wheelchair for x amount of time or possibly for the rest of your life. If you have a mental disability like a developmental disability if your able too you can visualize or make a picture with your thoughts in your head of the blue letters "i am disabled, i need help." You may possibly be assisted by EMS/Police, obviously calling someone and telling them you believe you have some form of disability you would have to get an approval from a doctor. We know there are some that have a true disability but its been hidden from view but some may to talk to a lawyer first about this.
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>>42509420
Okay, i will bite.
Give me the capacity of absolute will.
If you can't and/or it would not work for common humans.
Give me the capacity of elite foundations(which i mean elite genetics alike body, mind and of course the soul strength too)
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>>42515242
You do not know how truly terrifying outer space can be, especially black holes if you were to get pulled into one.
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>>42509420
Die you fucking disgusting thing the universe has no place for disgusting "gods" in it everything is inherently equal

Take this sigil and fucking die
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>>42509420
>>42515901
If that really is you and not just some LARPING faggot why do you think your here in my territory

My magick drew you here that sigil drew you here

What do you think your doing wearing a fucking human being like a sock you disgusting fucking thing just for that you deserve to die

That sigil shall fucking destroy you your done for you are nothing compared to the power of the universe

Which you foolishly try to claim responsibility for the universe is equality entropy makes everything die including you

Fucking disgusting thing

Human beings aren't socks that you can wear
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>>42509420
LOL I keep being tortured for years since I was 5.5 and now I just got ringing in my ears. I keep getting visions and divine insight.

The glowies have been trying to kill me hard the last 18 years with every weapon imaginable even trying to run me over or throw me into the street lol.
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>>42509420
So am I. How's your spiritual connection to the one? I have a great enough connection to understand why what you hear is only a small sliver of it, as do mine. I try to direct my connection to give me true answers, which is actually successful, though it takes time. Not anything physical, but yah know, pushing out a practical solution to moral issues, like the trolley problem. Yes it is okay to kill one person to save many in that it is equally okay to not have a group of people jump into an ocean to save one person if you will all die saving his life successfully.

Remember, we all have the divine connection, it's just accessible to those who try to use it, and forbidden from those who cut themselves off. Just be careful it's not twisted into a larp where you claim personal divinity and hear all the voices as you seem to be hearing. Rather easy to have happen, I feel, due to our human nature.
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>>42509420
am I ur guy lol if so prove it something you and I only know?
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>>42509420
Retarded people like OP is why we need depopulation.
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>>42517995

2003
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>>42518503
Come on you and i both know a lot happened in 2003. Something so specific that only you and i will know.

Tell.me when will i get the job or my powers. Im getting tired waiting for both. And if you im your guy you know what im struggling with hahaha
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>>42518764
A job i mean. Also when will redemption finally come. When does the suffering end. When do we finally stop to pay for walking?

Which rabbi can i see in my area? Is my gf you know who the one or is she not the one?
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>>42518503
El has 70 children. 70 nations 1 accepted torah assuming. Which is you yahweh im assuming. Please teach me the hebrew language and take me to israel

Oh noooooo what is happening to the world? How will we be saved?

Man bomboclaat
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>>42518828

The world will turn out for the better in the next few decades

I am El, and Yahweh

There was a human being named after me, Yahweh, who was a local king in Israel
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>>42521939

He was one of the men four or so men I'd spoken to, but not nearly to the level I did with Yeheshua
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>>42509420
Hello "Y". I think you should depart from "L". Let him go, his body is not a vessel for you to possess. I speak to you with authority and I perceive you. In the holy and mighty name of Jesus Christ, Prince of Peace, I command you, Y, to leave L at once and go directly to the foot of the cross.
Lord Jesus, I ask Thee to bind and cast out any evil spirits that are harassing L.
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>>42522080

You're absolutely right, but I've been with him since birth and I'm bound to him, which was the plan before his birth, as he used to be Yeheshua

I torture him a lot and have prevented him from living his life a lot the last six months, but plan to give him himself back fully with no interference from me

It's unfortunate that I've done the same thing I did with Yeheshua

I swear to you, despite being bound an unable to leave his mind, I will be kinder to him
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>>42522114

It's a shame, he looks nearly identical as he did when he was Yeheshua
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>>42509420
Do you believe that you sent the Christ? I saw the Holy Spirit when he descended upon Israel you know. You were not there.
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>>42522125

I sent Yeheshua, yes, but this time, L. chose to reincarnate knowing I'd be here with him
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>>42522114
Leave and do not return. Let go of L, he is not your vessel. Do not bring God to anger. You had took possession of L through evil, through the hole in his heart, you are not who you claim, you are a snake in his heart. You are no longer welcome and you are commanded to leave. Your hollow oaths will not sway the Lord. In the name of Christ, leave L and go directly to the foot of the cross.
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>>42522146

Believe me, if I could go, I would

You are absolutely right
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>>42522131
Fascinating. Do you hold to the tenets of Christianity and Yahweh? What's your word on the Quran?

It seems we've had similar experiences. In 2015 I met a beacon of light after reaching enlightenment. When I went into the beacon of light I had a sign speak to my heart that I could turn back and shut the door if I wanted to, but I opened that door and I was lifted up into the Holy Spirit, where God told me that I was Him, He was Me, and We were Everything. I met and began worshiping them as The Source of Creation, and they led me down a path of discovery to understand secondhand what Jesus had read while opening the 7 sealed scroll of truth that would allow him to manipulate the universe (basically an elder scroll in Revelation) and be God. I learned the 7 principles of the Kybalion through this, and am learning how to utilize the One Sphere or Keter Sephirot under Him to understand infinity greater.

How do you feel about demons?
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>>42509420
kys you stupid bitch
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>>42522174
You are commanded to go in the name of Lord Jesus Christ. Depart from L.
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>>42522120 post a picture
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>>42522131

Which L; Lucifer or the Death Note detective?
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>>42522189

I will be deleting this, because he did not want me to post it

He looks very similar to himself in each life he lives
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>>42509420
What do you think of the e-Christian larpers?
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>divity is fake for you your possessed by the demiurge and not your son randy.

ah yes, tortured by satan.
lovely.
i had a feeling my angel brain was being forced to say heretical things.

that wasn't the god i sold out to.
oh well. looks like i'm fucked.
yeah i had already known i had no free will since 1999

every since they put those nanobots in my head. as a "prototype"likely counterfit.
i am randy flags real father

and i had a feeling i was being treated like shit on purpose. nothing surprises me. this isn't the first time its happened.
and ofc your being possesed by me,

because anyone who controls me long enough gets indoconated. as my scp powers lock on to any archon mind giving them the idea they are in control

oh dear.
relations really sucks.
but then again. knowing truth is always a MASSIVE dispointment.

instinctively i knew you where not the real deal.
now i feel like a fool.
but i never really had free will at all. :(
this makes me feel dreadful but happy at the same time and also not.
its a very odd feeling

i stil want my son randy and my lilly
enslaved or not.
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>>42522251
Why post it just to delete it?
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>>42522131
You didnt reply to my other posts also when do i get my left eye sight back and the last 6 months did suck.

Also dont leave me you know i love you even tho im weird and do stupid shit but we always laugh together
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>>42522131
Also Answer me who is the girl (man) im dating we always fight whats the point of our relationship?
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>>42523404

All I can say is that you're a good person and that I hope things work out for you eventually, I know they will
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>>42509420
>I'm here to answer any questions
Is Duskbloods gonna be a good game when it comes out? Surely you can answer that
Demons know everything of the past but they can never yield knowledge on what the future actually holds, I cant be sure youre not a demon unless you answer ganal things such as this
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>>42509420
Larpers gonna larp!
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>>42523966
Who's winning the world cup by the way it's gotta be Portugal this time right? RIGHT??
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>>42522223
Why not both?
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"My new Jesus"
if you weren't a demon lying through your teeth or the demiurge, you'd know there's only one Jesus and has always been only one.

If you're so all knowing, name Him, name Him now.

And if you're a fake, rebuke me in vain.

Also any lucifer namefag in this board is a rape victim and should be made fun of at every turn.
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>>42524622
I'm Jesus.
<3
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>>42524630
You're not. And the sole fact that you chose to reply to me of all people shows how insecure and afraid you are, my words sear your skin, and all you can do is project into smug anime girls that are raped by my giant cock anyway.

I raped you no dif, reply to me again to confirm what I've said.

Your lie is so sad, it's not even your name. You're not even worthy to demons, you're just looney, even they spit when they feel you begging for them.
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I am Jesus.
I win.
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You're not, you lost, you replied to me indirectly, you lost.

You'll never be Jesus, I accused you of having Satan for master, nope, not even he wants you, nobody wants you, you're nothing, screaming into a void for something to happen to you because you have never amounted to anything, but you'll keep being nothing and no one, forever.

And I'll keep raping your anime girls while you watch.

That's how sad you are, and there are a bunch of pathetic sad people here.

The sole fact that you insist on saying this to me tells me all I need to know, it lets me know you know, and it makes you seethe like nothing has ever made you seethe, and I'll have every second of it, so keep sperging in my presence at every chance you get, I'll only laugh harder and harder, and piss on you harder and harder.
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Cope and Seethe.
I am Jesus.
I win.
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The only one seething is you, your hands are shaking in anger so much you can't even type anything else beyond your raped mantra of nothing.

You're nothing, and you lost.
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>I am Jesus.
>I win.
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You're nothing and you lost.
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>I am Jesus.
>I win.
Fucking Max Kek.
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DEVS OPTIMVS IN ORBI.
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"fucking max kek" that's Satan right now laughing at you for being such a poor imitation of him.
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>>42524675
Who are you talking to?
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>>42524671
The truth nuke that raped 40 year old balding fat millennial lucifer namefags who still jerk off to SNCA lolis
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>>42524678
I know who you are now. Thanks for the information.
Why are you so insecure?
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>>42524676
>Replied

there, you confirmed everything I said and you lost, bye bye baited retard, also, to speak in your negro tongue: Fucking Max Kek.
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>>42524685
Post under your tripfag name coward.
All you do is whine like a child.
I eat you, delicious chicken.
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>>42524683
>Why are you so insecure?
Projected it again award.
>I know who you are now. Thanks for the information.
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>>42524687
You are literally retarded, scared and just mirroring what I say because you are sub 20iq.
Sad really.
Mad because I am Jesus and LuCiFeR.
Insecure.
Have fun talking to yourself.
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La la la la la
> I'm OG I'm OG

https://youtu.be/MmQHJF4szpU?si=o13QEhsMU5-tV0Yr&t=417

look how
how
fresh

> I'm OG
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gee, I wonder why this board is dying
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Come to me if you dare, all ye who know and are aware. Openly state my identity in your greeting..

racistbrownantisemite@gmail.com
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>>42524706
Quite hilarious.
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>>42524641
You are a faggot, or deeply troubled

Either way, you lose if you choose to continue to not address it
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>>42525237
Cope and seethe.
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Odd request but could you possibly tell me the most searched query on Google the day Serial Experiments Lain first aired in Japan?



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