tranny thread for narcissists

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>>42509699
>no wheel

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My boyfriend's chart (straight girl here)

how can I be the best I can be for him? He's an /x/ poster too and I have his permission to ask this question for him

>>42509678
42509883
I’m quite literally an alcoholic kudos to your AI
I guess my final query would be what do I need to get that spark going again and metaphorically pick up a sword

>>42509811
If you post yours as well it'd be a lot better, but you definitely have your work cut out for you, there's a massive Scorpio/Capricorn bunker that you're going to have to break through. Be careful though, it might look like you need to "reign" him in, but he's a lot more sensitive than he might appear. Not only is his moon in Libra, but it's in the 12th house. If you hurt this man's feelings, you absolutely won't know about it until it's too late. He's probably the type of person that pretends he's fine when he's deeply affected by something.

>>42509900
Posted your slop in the previous thread senpai <3

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>>42509975
>>42509811
I know I'm going to raise a lot of questions but...this is my chart

(Yes, I'm over 19 years older than he is)

>>42510010
and I know that calling myself a 'girl' instead of a woman is a bit of a stretch but, well..I guess I should've just said 'straight woman'

>>42509811

>>42509975
Thank you very much for feedback the by the way! I'll remember it. You are onto something with your insights

>>42510010
Holy hell how did you two end up together lmao, is he a milf chaser or something? (respect tho)

Either way I don't see too many glaring issues with your chemistry, the fact that your Libra rising basically overlaps his moon probably removes that issue of his emotions not being seen, you'd kind of speak the same language there. You should be able to "speak for him" in a sense, helping him make sense of his hidden emotions by bringing them into reality. It seems like you'd be a good person from him to ground himself on as well, given that you're Taurus moon in the 8th house (domicile of Scorpio, and he has a lot of Scorpio). You'd probably give off that nurturing "mommy" vibe which is why he could be attracted to you despite the massive age gap. You've got a Pisces Venus that he wants to merge into, he's technically is more of a Scorpio, but his Saturn is in Pisces, so he's naturally gravitating towards someone like you the older he gets basically. His Mars is in the 10th, yours is in the 4th, you're both Earth sign Mars but he prefers to ground himself in public, whereas you prefer to ground yourself in a home environment. All the more reason you'd give off a nurturing vibe to him, he's someone he can come home to and relax with after doing whatever he usually does in society.

There's also a synastry tool on astro seek that directly overlays the charts for you and gives you all the aspect data, I'd recommend doing that as well.

>>42510099
He doesn't specifically go for women almost two decades older but we ended up together because...well, I'm a bit hesitant to explain just in case anyone who might know me in real life is reading

let's just say we met in academia, that's all I'll reveal

Thank you so very much for your additional feedback, you definitely seem like a skilled reader because you're getting things right about us despite not knowing us personally

>>42509678
What are Lilith in Aquarius people like?

>>42510478
This is a super interesting chart, not sure if it's the chart of the Main Character or the Main Villain

First impressions I got was that there's a solid potential for massive success in career as long as you maintain discipline. Definitely a high IQ person.

Sun in Taurus conjunct Algol and conjunct DSC squaring Leo South Node and Aquarius North Node is a LOT to unpack

Your identity is tied up with The Other and is also connected to the Medusa-Beheaded-By-Perseus archetype. Your life trajectory will entail constant potentially-mind-destroying pressure against others, and perhaps yourself

Your ASC in Scorpio is not far from Unukalhai the Alpha Serpent. Honestly I'm in awe of your chart. Either you'll be one of the biggest heroes of the 21st century or one of the biggest villains...not sure which. Unironically I think this is the chart of someone who'll go down in history

I haven't even touched on your North Node conjunct Chiron and Neptune. Chiron conjunct Denebola and some other fixed stars

>>42510478
21°38 Virgo – *Denebola: Criticism, perseverance, control, lack of imagination, honours, undesirable associates, mental illness, happiness turns to despair, disease, natural disasters, catastrophes. Neutral; Saturn/ Venus
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23°48 Virgo – *Coma Berenices: Eye problems; suave manner, with great personal charm; idle and dissipated, dramatic; a constellation rather than a star, with the main star being Diadem. Fortunate; Moon/ Venus ___________________________________

26°38 Virgo – Labrum: Honours, riches, ambition, psychic, chronic illness, dishonest income. Fortunate; Mercury/ Venus
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26°56 Virgo – Alkaid (Benetnash): Associated with death and mourning, war, natural catastrophes; Marichi, one of the 7 Rishis (Hindu sages) of Ursa Major. Unfortunate; Moon/ Mercury/ Saturn

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I am cursed by God

>>42510771
You're going through a Nodal Opposition right now. Look that up

also, transiting Uranus in Gemini is squaring your natal Nodes right now as well

"Uranus in Gemini is already a disruption of how information moves, how minds work, how communication is structured. Uranus in Gemini will be about finding new ways to learn, communicate with people, and share ideas — different ways of establishing community, getting creative with writing, content, and expression through speaking. Substack
Squaring the nodes, that Uranian disruption isn't smoothly integrated — it arrives as an interruption of the nodal journey. The question becomes: does this Uranian lightning bolt push you toward the North Node (faith, surrender, Pisces) or drag you back toward the South Node (over-analysis, perfectionism, Virgo)?
This is a time to be particularly mindful of not becoming rebels without a cause, rebelling for the sake of it, or suppressing the need for freedom and autonomy to remain safe in the comfort zone. Before the nodes move into Aquarius and Leo, there is an opportunity to refine the balance between discipline and flow and embrace greater faith in life."

>>42505958
I'm a dude, I've been unemployed for years and haven't reached the milestones expected of someone my age. Still thanks for the reading.

>>42510403
dyed hair SJWs

>>42510112
You're welcome, thanks for your feedback too, always happy to know whenever my arrows hit their mark

>>42510745
>Aries Mercury 12th house (as well as the node)
Makes sense, your mind literally does not exist in this realm. Whenever you speak to people whatever you're saying is probably a complete enigma to them (the Pisces placements make this even worse). You're basically screaming from the void and nobody hears you.

>>42510771
>Capricorn Moon in the 1st house
Owari da...

>>42511033
Im not one.
t. Lilith in Aquarius in 1st house

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>>42509678
any guesses what it means to have your lilith and/or mercury in conjunction with your IC? there must be some significance

after 24 years in astrology I still can't figure it out

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Anyone here willing to read this chart (it's not me, I swear)

>>42511120
Maybe SJWs are already "normies" where you are, so your Aquarian rebellion has to turn on something else. Are you a chud by chance? Or get called a chud in any capacity?

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My chart, I have a cool triangle its strangly similar to how I write my initials. In this chart the L is rotated 90 degrees to the right. Would appreciate any insights.

aquarius birthed both troons and bronies

>>42511138
Maybe some chud opinions but even then very mild. I guess my "rebelion" by being virgin.

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i return with my wheel once more
is there any esoteric reason why i absolutely hate myself or would i have to look elsewhere for answers on that front

>>42511297
Very similar chart to someone I know born October 2002

She also has Pluto conjunct South Node. Hellish obsessiveness combined with habitual tendencies. This is one of the major factors contributing to your self hate

She also has Cancer Ascending. Hers at 19deg, yours at 20deg. It's conjunct fixed stars Wasat and Castor. Wasat in particular includes toxicity and destructiveness as first principle

Her Sun is in Libra at 11deg, same point as your Mercury. Your Moon and Imum Coeli are in early degree Libra. All of it is squared by your Capricorn Chiron

She has had lifelong issues with insecurity over not being able to fulfill her ambitions. Natural result of important natal placements square to Chiron in Capricorn

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My rhombus again

>>42511329
Painful chart to have

T-Square where Chiron in Leo Retrograde (22deg, the accursed Leo degree) is squaring both the Taurus Moon and Scorpio Pluto

Your relationship with dark hellish obsessiveness and your emotional orientation that prioritizes the sensual and stubborn, are inflaming your core woundedness over attention and exceptionality

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looking for help to understand the best way to get up and move on with life and not be stuck in the past

>>42511270
You could unironically be a virgin just by the Aquarius alone (it doesn't do casual fake relationships). You'd literally rather stay a virgin than fuck roasties

>>42511345
don't try to fit in, be in the world but not of the world

>>42511263
aquarius sun also birthed varg, alex jones, wilhelm II and nazi germany.

>>42511345
>the best way to get up and move on with life and not be stuck in the past
>Scorpio Lilith on the exact 0 degree in the 1st house
Fucking kek, your LITERAL IDENTITY in built upon holding grudges, no wonder you're asking for a way out. Your entire chart is drowning in a Scorpio/Cancer swamp, while your Aries moon boils beneath the surface. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might actually have to embrace the Capricuck energy here. That's how bad it is.

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Last time i posted this i was called a psychopath…

Why?
I guess i can be very detached sometimes but im a good/kind person.

>>42511385
In that chart I see a lot of mercurial and saturnal power. Patience in relationships. Servile behaviour. Mind on balance. Also a lot of strength and nutritional wisdom

>>42510610
Thank you for looking at my chart.
I’m actually a useless retarded NEET with no drive, no desire to do or be anything. I’m sorry to disappoint. My life is nothing remarkable.
>>42510614
What is the significance of these stars with regard to my chart? I don’t have anything on them.

>>42511385
>I guess i can be very detached sometimes
Not just sometimes, with the Sun/Mercury/Node all being in that 1st house, your literal functioning mode is detached/alien. Every time I see an Aquarius Sun and Mercury in the same stellium that person always comes across as weird no matter what (I have a cousin with those placements). It doesn't help that you have all that Capricorn backing it up as well, you'd appear ice cold to people, just like a psycho. But yes you are a caring person, you have Libra Moon in the 7th, it's just getting people to look past the robot that's the difficult part for you. Another thing contributing to the "psycho" persona is your 8th house with the Pluto/Lilith Scorpio. This gives you a terrifying psychic laser beam, which comes across as jarring as fuck to people because they think you don't have any emotions, so when you turn your attention on them it's a shock to the system. You'd def come across as a scary, maybe even unpredictable to people. Jupiter with the trine says you're in touch with your emotions despite all the Aquarian detachment, which is why you still REEEEEE when people call you a psycho instead of saying "lol k"

Libra hates being misrepresented, so when you're accused of being something you're not you demand to know why, thus the whole reason you made this post.

>>42509678
This is why Saturn will never let us escape Samsara, because of seething cucks like OP shitting on Saturn's representatives in this world. RIP

>>42511416
You're assuming you will remain a NEET, quite possible that life will skyrocket you into another trajectory

>>42511359
>it doesn't do casual fake relationships
really? If anything, I thought the opposite - all weird perverted stuff.

>>42510745
Moon conjunct Saturn in Cancer, I see why you feel cursed by God. It's a very tough and oppressive aspect for your soul and emotions, and I don't think Saturn likes being in watery and sensitive Capricorn-nemesis Cancer sign, so it might especially lash out on your Moon

>>42511423
Wow that is spot on, incredible how you can get all that from a chart.

I spent alot of time analyzing other people and reading some psychology to construct my social behaviour since it never came naturally to me as how to behave and ”fit in”, Or rather ”get in”. I guess that construction is uncanny to people.
Once i get somewhat close to people however that goes away and things feel natural.

I love my detachement anyway and all the weirdness that comes with it. It gives me the ability to be more open and objective than most people.

I guess one big problem for me is others misinterpret this ”trait” as being uncaring, unemotional and even psychopathic. Which in turn angers me greatly as i feel i am being misjudged. Just like you said.

Thank you anon, your reading gave me alot of insight!

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Idk what a capricuk is lol it sounds Hella mean. Anyway lots of Saturn, would love to know any crazies in this wheelie if spotted ? Ive been in detach mode since babyhood. Ngl i love it.

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Thoughts? Mega Leo with scorpio asc

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I keep getting hated on as a rock bunker zogbot but this statement deeply disturbs me cause I don't feel like one, I WISH I was a zogbot bc it would make life easier. So why am I not a zogbot despite the heavy Capricorn/earth energy?

People, even close ones, rarely identify me as Capricorn except for basic stuff like being stubborn, independent and stoic. But everyone shits on me for being irresponsible, ultra-sensitive, lacking discipline and routine, too spiritually inclined, being an airhead and dreamer that never does stuff, etc. basically the opposite of Capricorn lol

>question
What exactly is nerfing me? Is it Neptune? Or the 3rd house emphasis?

My biggest struggle in life is living in my head and not being able to sustain energy outwardly. When I start doing stuff, life starts happening consciously but I quickly lose vital energy, motivation. It does not help that whenever I find a mountain worth climbing, I soon find myself having hallucinated it or it simply dissolves under my feet and I'm back to feeling adrift.

Can anybody provide some insight and how do I into Capricorn/Zog fr ?

>>42511881
a stellium is a malefic condition
the positive side is that at least all those crowded planets are under the roof of the domicile lord
you would do well looking at the other side of the zodiac, doing more aquarius thigns such as humble service towards others

>>42511980
>So why am I not a zogbot despite the heavy Capricorn/earth energy?
It's just virgos that are a bunch of ZOG bots due to Mercury's influence. Mercurials love being centrists on whatever the current thing is.
Taurus creates the most nazis / traditionalists and capricorn isn't far off either. Capricorn is the sign of realism and objectivity. When they look at crime stats, they know what the fuck is going on. Most racist sign by far.

>>42511980
>stubborn, independent and stoic
and that's actually just your scorpio ascendant

>>42511980
>keep getting hated on as a rock bunker zogbot
It's just one mentally ill mexican. Don't worry about him. He has nothing in aquarius, which means his understanding of astrology is poor.

>>42511998
>>42512262
didn't the guy brag about having Jupiter in Capricorn in the 10H and claiming that's his reason for hating Capricorns and that's legit lol. not sure about the rest of this chart

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>>42511980
no insight to provide as I'm an astronoob, I only know Capricorn = mountain and Neptune = ocean

So your plight conjured up this pic rel from Interstellar
>those aren't mountains, those are waves

Do as you will with this revelation

Oh, you're the OP. It explains everything now. A chart full of Leo getting pissed someone else comes along and steals his limelight makes absolutely perfect sense. I should have known.
It's okay, bud. You'll get through this Saturn-pouting as this next year or two commences, through your Saturn Return. It was pretty important for you and your development of Pride. It seems like your chart wanted someone like me to come along and stoke self-image reevaluations in you since your Pride seems to be causing you problems in life. Assumedly, this kind of routine, where you lash out and disrupt flow of public routines around you, is pretty common for you. That's why you have no issues dumping shit all over the street while people are walking down the sidewalk - because you feel responsible (and take Pride in) the permanence of the sidewalk.

Damn do I have to just stop by every once in a while and help manage your self esteem through your Saturn Return? Is that why you keep trying to get me to come back and humble you some more?
Oh or are you actually attracted to me? Is this some kind of desperate cuck behavior meant to help you achieve some small wins (again another Pride-building routine)? Dude, you're making this so easy one me and especially knowing that you're allergic to people who show humility.
Anyway, enjoy the rest of your weekend, you sperg.

>>42511881
Poster here. Can someone tell me more about my love life?

>>42511980
Ah you're the guy with the funny capricorn energy. Your big thing is you can't find your footing. You learned about something or went somewhere care deeply about but it's fucking everything in your life up which you desperately want to be able to talk about, but you have no idea how. Pluto rules your chart so everything you do and feel is terribly intense (which is in the same house as all this shit Chiron opposes). It feels like you're indebted to someone that's causing people to judge you. It doesn't have to be financial (seems like it is considering your Mercury in 2nd situation, where maybe you negotiated your way into this debt, something like that) - it's about something you did that's making people see you differently and it's a lot to handle for you.
You're desperate for everything to make sense, for people to agree with you, and for people to get the details right when you talk to them.

>>42513179
>love life
I get the feeling some kind of bold or odd speech, maybe a stutter, maybe the things you talk about, the way you talk, maybe an accent, something like that, is inhibiting attraction. Also, it seems like traveling might be ideal for you. Something you do on vacation (maybe online dating) seems like fertile ground. I think this can feel like a comfortable process for you. Maybe your family came from somewhere else and you'd have more luck if you returned there to quest for love. I also have a feeling you need to wait for some job opportunity to get over this, maybe a health problem is preventing you from travel, maybe it's not about travel and it's got something to do with you studying - like you want to learn about something or want to master something but you can't because of some issue from childhood or maybe your grandparents which is disrupting this process for you. I think you find a lot of joy in this pursuit. I also think you'll feel more attractive once you resolve this weird speech issue you have (which seems like a meaningful roadblock for you). Is it self esteem with the way you talk or problems you incur when you discuss something in particular? Maybe you learned about something you shouldn't have and talking about it is causing you undue stress, something along those lines.
I think the Saturn Return is important to resolve before you can find the contentment you're supposed to find after some big move you make. It could even be a business you start since this is right near the MC. Performing suits you if that offers any relief. Is this speech or communication issue preventing you from pursuing this performing goal? This may be important to resolve (expect tangible results after the Saturn Return) prior to the career really manifesting and prior to the love life (which brings you great joy) taking shape.
Feel free to offer any input. It's helpful.

>>42513227 meant for >>42511881, >>42512515

>>42511345
>"I feel like I'm stuck in the past. Help me out here"
>IC and MC opposed via Saturn and Jupiter conjunctions respectively
Yeah, that's not happening.

>>42511483
You'd only get to the weird perverted stuff with Aquarius once you're literally soul bonded with them. You're probably thinking more Scorpio, that's an actual degen sign that would be the type to suck off random strangers in a parking lot. Aquarius relationships aren't casual in the sense they choose random people, but once they do choose someone they're probably even more perverted and weird than Scorpio, if that makes sense. It'd be like a light switch, one moment you're their friend, the next moment they're telling you to choke/spit on them kek

>>42513357
I'm not saying Scorpio is casual either, but just the method of the perversion is different. In order to soul bond with a Scorpio you have to be degen up front, in order to soul bond with Aquarius you have to pass their friendship test first, THEN you're allowed to choke them.
>Scorpio - if you want to get to me you have to choke me and push my boundaries
>Aquarius - once you finally get to me, then you're allowed to choke/experiment on me
The most normie relationship out of everything would absolutely have to be Libra I'd say. But not the sun sign, more the Venus, and maybe even the moon. Taurus and Capricorn would be unbelievably boring as well, the former being a literal rock you fuck, the latter being a business deal where you exchange bodily fluids after signing a contract.

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>>42512416

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if anyone could read mine

Question about stellium: does it only count as one when there are 3+ actual planets in one house, or do nodes and lilith also count?

>>42513622
I'd say nodes and Lilith count, they are equally as important as some planet placements. For some people (me included) the Lilith dominates the entire chart, for others it's a foot note. Never underestimate the South Node either.

>>42513435
>Aries rising
>8th house Sag schizo
Do you just simply not give a fuck about people's boundaries? Lmao

>>42513435
You seem overly occupied with what other people are doing or earning. Are you trying to be a politician or something? You're trying to structure the pursuit of what feels like funneling resources into some project you're working toward. Maybe you're some evangelist. Do you run around asking people for donations or some shit? You come off as a solicitor of some kind. People tend to think it's a bit pushy. Once you resolve organizing this solicitation or whatever you're up to, it can help propel some inspired career or reputation you've built as a result of practicing all of these interactions. Yeah, I think you preach something, something you take a lot of inspiration from. You're doing it because of something rather emotional that happened in the past, something from when you were younger or because your ancestors did it, which jeopardized your emotional security.

>>42512336
Kek I'm not even part of this conversation and you're STILL seething at me? You have a sick depraved obsession. Still not sucking your dick btw.
>having Jupiter in Capricorn in the 10H and claiming that's his reason for hating Capricorns
Yes, if you look at the squares in there you can easily tell why it's the case >>42509678 I'm not sure what you are, but I don't "hate" you. The issue you're running into with me is my absolute refusal to get on my knees and worship you. You're foolishly mistaking my unmoving nature and bluntness as some sort of ego driven motive, but all I'm doing is holding a mirror up to you. If you have a problem with the guy holding the mirror, that's a (you) problem. You're endlessly banging your head against the walls of my Saturnian fortress, begging me to lower the gates and hand you validation which you're never going to receive. You might be used to other people spoon feeding you bullshit but you'll get no such treatment from me.

It was word salad slop, get over it, and do better next time.

>>42512262
Also I'm not this "mentally ill mexican" I literally helped this guy through his chart last thread despite the zogbot accusation >>42497434

>>42511472
Saturn is unironically the best placement on my entire chart, without it I'd unironically be a dick sucker.

>>42511515
Np senpai, I know exactly how you're feeling because as I said my cousin has those same placements. Everyone always misunderstands him too.
>others misinterpret this ”trait” as being uncaring, unemotional and even psychopathic. Which in turn angers me greatly as i feel i am being misjudged.
Yep, there's le Libra moon for you kek.
>I love my detachement anyway and all the weirdness that comes with it. It gives me the ability to be more open and objective than most people.
Based, never surrender your Aquarius spark over to the normies no matter how much it makes them seethe, good luck Anon.

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I'm blessed by the universe

>>42515061
Pretty interesting chart Anon, what's up with the "T" symbols on your chart I've never seen those before

>>42515078
I use true nodes instead of mean nodes

>>42515096
Oh I see now, I just checked mine, the nodes stayed the same for me but my Lilith shifted from Leo to Virgo, which is funny because technically both of those make sense for me. Why don't people use them more often are they considered slop or something?

>>42511538
Any thoughts guys ? Id really appreciate it. Thanks !

>>42515774
clanker

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I would like a reading. I do know some basics. And I used whole sign as God intended cuz placidus can suck my balls, no idea why everyone uses it.

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>>42515998
>everyone uses (x) so I'm gonna use (x)
Your Aquarius stellium is showing...

>>42513179
>Pluto rules your chart
How can i know which planet rules my chart ?

>>42515943
Tf does that even mean ?

>>42516146
NTA but it's whatever planet your rising is tied to
>scorpio = pluto
>aries = mars
etc

>>42516169
He's calling you a robot lmao

I'm gonna assume thats not based off of my chart haha

>>42516234
Thanks, Venus it seems

>>42511538
You might think the detachment comes from all the Capricuck, but it's actually your 12th house. Not only have you got a Gemini moon which already detaches emotions, but it's in the 12th house. You have detachment embedded within more detachment, your emotions basically don't even exist in this world. The fact that your Cancer South Node is in there as well says this is something you do as a defense tactic, probably to avoid getting hurt or something. Outside of that you're pretty much a living spreadsheet, but you might be saved from being the typical zogbot with the Saturn Aquarius and Sag Venus. Those placements give some character despite the fact that you're an auditor of reality. The Scorpio Pluto injects some fun back into your in the 5th house luckily (the house that Capricorn shits on the most), and it's got a sextile with your Sun, so it ACTUALLY works together and you're not fighting it. Instead of killing the fun you probably try to contribute to it in some way, if I had to guess. You might even be the type to shitstir from the shadows or poke holes in people just to get a kick out of them. Rare Capricuck W if that's the case. The Saturn being in the 8th and Aquarius would give you a bizarre, unnatural draw to observe sickening/weird behaviour as well, like a scientist trying to document mentally ill specimens (humans). That's the main vibe I'm getting with you, detached observer/documenter. AND the Jupiter Rx Virgo, oh yeah you def look at people like they're complete aliens lmao.

Lemme know if I'm wrong though

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is this bad?

>>42513696
Tell me about Nodes. What do they actually mean? Very overlooked.

>>42516462
Normie astrologists will say some generic shit about muh life purpose, but in reality the nodes are more your comfort zones. The South Node is where you default instinctual behaviour lies, you often revert back to it like a safe zone when struggling to work through the wheel. For instance I have North Node Libra, South Node Aries. I'm meant to be building connections with people, but if I ever feel threatened or start asskissing people like a Libra would, my South Node activates and pulls me out of it. It's not always something you're meant to "move past" it's the safe zone you retreat to when under threat of something. It can be both a good and a bad thing depending on the context. The North Node is obviously the opposite, it's where you'll probably feel more uncomfortable going into because it's new territory for you, but like Saturn with time you will learn to adapt to it and master control over it.

>>42516474
this

Nodes aren't karmic destiny shit that you are meant to totally abandon and step into because it would mean you're looping forever between the same opposites. I refuse to loop

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>>42516539
>loop

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How do I get better at personal relationships, navigating work and love life. Aswell anything important.

>>42516419

Thanks for your response. A lot landed more than I expected, especially the observer/auditor of reality stuff.
Maybe I should've framed the detachment angle differently. When I say detached, I don't mean emotionally absent or disconnected from life.
It's more like I've always defaulted to the observer seat. Looking back, I was usually more interested in the assumptions and patterns underneath things than the things themselves.
Not sure about "avoiding getting hurt". It doesn't feel defensive from the inside. If anything, it feels more like saturation. A lot of things people find deeply important can feel strangely familiar to me. Not in a past-life sense, more like "I've seen this pattern before." So my attention naturally drifts toward what's underneath it rather than getting absorbed in it.

Living spreadsheet ? Umm internally it doesn't feel hyper-rational so much as pattern-oriented. I'm less interested in categorizing things than understanding how seemingly unrelated things connect, which is probably why I end up wandering into philosophy, symbolism, psychology, and similar territory.
The "people are aliens" line has a grain of truth to it. Sometimes it feels like I'm the alien too. And the Pluto-in-the-5th comment about poking holes in things is pretty close. Not because I enjoy messing with people, but because I like testing whether something is actually true or whether everyone is unconsciously agreeing to the same script.
Sometimes I'll poke at an idea, a social dynamic, or even people themselves just to see if the pattern I'm seeing is really there. Less for amusement, more to test models
"weird behaviour and the edges of human experience" resonates Not because I enjoy dysfunction, but because extreme situations reveal assumptions that usually stay hidden.

So I relate more to the observer/documentarian interpretation than the emotionally detached one. The distance feels less like withdrawal and more like curiosity.

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Does my wheel explain why it feels like it's been over for me for the past 2 or 3 years? Things were looking up for me in life the year prior, I was optimistic, had a proper job, was physically active, healthy, social, even had a gf at one point. Then in the span of barely a year I felt like I just gradually lost one thing after another, got so depressed, anxious and apathetic to where I couldn't even keep my job or healthy habits going, and now it feels like I'm a completely different person, like a husk and I don't like it at all
help

>>42516585
That's good, here I'll try clarify a few more things I didn't get across so well
>When I say detached, I don't mean emotionally absent or disconnected from life. It's more like I've always defaulted to the observer seat.
Well yes this is what I basically meant when I said detached too. The detachment isn't really being emotionless, you still HAVE the emotions but they're kind of sitting away, not on the frontline. That's why you feel like you're an observer, because if the emotions were directly tied you wouldn't be observing you'd be doing, if that makes sense.
>I was usually more interested in the assumptions and patterns underneath things than the things themselves.
That's probably the Saturn/Jupiter thing I was talking about, it's kind of like how a scientist analyses data, "Normal" people don't look for the patterns in these things they just exist in them, but when you're got the heavy Aquarius/Virgo signature you'd prefer to observe and document.
>Not sure about "avoiding getting hurt"
Well I only said this because it was Cancer, it's a sign that's notorious for retreating into a shell, especially since the south node is the safe comfort zone. The thing is you wouldn't actually know about this behaviour though since it's in the 12th house, you'd kind of just have this urge to randomly retreat from things and not know why. 12th house is definitely the gut instinct part of the wheel, it's not something you can really pin down. It could at the very least explain behaviour that you're otherwise confused about. Other than the retreating part, the "familiar" feeling you have is probably from this as well. Because even with all the detachment, you have a heavy water sign funneling emotions into you from a "familiar" place. You might see situations and think "why is this affecting me more than it should?" because even though you're observing you're still acquainted with that gut feeling.

>>42516684
>Living spreadsheet ?
Capricorn energy loves to look for structure in things, so it's probably why you like to find patterns in everything. Especially because your Mercury in particular is Capricorn, that's your mind literally trying to find order amongst the messy chaos of reality. You look at the emotions and rather than feel them you sit back and "log" the data so you can understand it in a digestible way, which ends up being kind of like a spreadsheet I guess, kek.
>And the Pluto-in-the-5th comment about poking holes in things is pretty close. Not because I enjoy messing with people, but because I like testing whether something is actually true or whether everyone is unconsciously agreeing to the same script.
Thought so. This is probably your chart's way of preventing you from being an actual cold and unfeeling robot. Like I said when you've got that injected into your 5th house you're putting fun/creativity in an otherwise sterile setup. You don't just sit back forever and log data, at some point you'll take action with it. Just like a Scientist would eventually get bored on his chalkboard, he'll have to go out and put the practice into play. This is where you'll start "experimenting" with all the data you've collected, you'll poke holes in things not to hurt people, but to experiment and see what happens. You'd do it in a fun and lighthearted way, not maliciously, because it's in the 5th house. When you poke a hole in something you'll receive new fresh data which then gets parsed through your Jupiter, ultimately leaving you with a feeling of satisfaction.
>"weird behaviour and the edges of human experience" resonates Not because I enjoy dysfunction, but because extreme situations reveal assumptions that usually stay hidden.
Lmao I was actually gonna type in my first post "you might be the type of person that watches gore just to see what strange behavior/occurrence you can spot in it" but I'll let you be the verdict on that one.

>>42516687
But to reiterate just one last time, being Capricorn isn't a death sentence, and it doesn't mean you're always a cold unfeeling robot. It's more about where the placements are sitting on your chart. Everyone has emotions they just come out differently for everyone, detachment doesn't automatically mean they aren't there. Even though you have one of the most "Capricuck" charts I've ever seen, I can respect it because I see the actual interactions with the rest of your chart that cause you to be this weird outsider looking in type of person. At the very least you're not a wetblanket or death of the party Capricuck, I know that much.

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>>42516585
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>>42516710
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

I'm not even kidding, I put your chart into my AI as a joke and said "This is the only Capricuck who'll ever been allowed inside the 5th house bouncy castle" and it genned this image completely unprompted. I was caught so off guard

>>42516645
World's smallest 12th and 6th house right there.

Not sure senpai, a lot of those problems sound more like personal circumstance rather than wheel insight, but judging by your South Node and Mars, the instant you feel like you're not in control of your life you'd be the type of person to emotionally break down, even more than normal. Your problem might actually be your Mars, squaring with the Gemini Mercury. Not only would you feel shit after losing control of things, but you'd get constant thought loops of analyzing mistakes over and over again, instead of actually taking action to fix the thing. You seemed like you were trying to build stability for yourself, but then this would've caused your Sag interior to become restless over time, maybe leading you to making a bunch of bad impulsive decisions because it got sick of being contained. When you've got a Sag Moon, and the Jupiter, want you really want is freedom in life, but the top part of you disagrees with that by trying to box it in. Then when the inevitable fallout happens, you start drowning in your own emotional vomit from the water signs which makes recovering and picking yourself back up harder than it already has to be.

Does this sound accurate at all? Did you try putting yourself in a box only for the box to explode in the end? What's your actual drive/desire going forward into life?

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Any opportunities?

>>42516645
holy shit, how can they be so wide?
they span almost 4 signs each

>>42511125
no guesses?
anyone?

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Does this explain perpetual depression/frustration?

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Was in toxic/abusive relationship for 17 years, always scared, struggled my whole life, mentally ill, mental breakdowns, panic attacks, crippling OCD, below poverty line, loss mentality, scarcity mindset, stripped down to next to nothing/my whole life could fit inside a car.... then at rock bottom shit turned around 180 degrees and I feel like I have the best life ever, and people that were used to seeing me struggle fucking hated seeing me win/do "better" than them so I have basically no ties to my previous life except for immediate family.

Did the stars fuck me over or can I expect things to be chill going forward?

>>42516851
You have Sun conjunct Algol which means your Core Self is intertwined with the Medusa beheaded by Perseus story. People with Algol conjuncts have life experiences that entail the universe trying to make them lose their mind (and/or make the people in their orbit lose their mind)

You also were born around a week and a half after this woman I know who was born May 4, 1991. She also had Chiron conjunct her South Node. That aspect contributed heavily to her Borderline Personality Disorder. You might not have ended up with BPD but you probably got some form of C-PTSD because Chiron conjunct South Node is one of the things that easily lead to that kind of condition

in fact, people born very close to your specific birthday are more mentally ill on average compared to the rest of the population because of Chiron conjunct South Node

You also survived the Pluto in Capricorn transit 2008-2024 which made the Capricorn and Cancer and Libra and Aries placements in your chart to be extra hellish

The Uranus in Aries transit from around 2012-ish to 2019-ish also brought painful disruption to your Cancer and Capricorn placements

At what approximate date did your life turn around? Very recently? Interestingly enough, Uranus was conjunct your Sun recently which entailed a disruption and revolution to your Core Sense of Self and your orientation towards life

>>42516645
Pluto was conjunct your Uranus in Capricorn in 2023-2024, then it transited into Aquarius which made it square your South Node and North Node

Moreover, you had your Saturn return in Pisces recently. In the Whole Sign system (which I'm using because you clearly were born far north or far south of the equator) your natal SaturnRetrograde in Pisces 24deg is in your 10th house, the house of career

Saturn being the planet of negative consequence entailed that extra negative consequence came to your 10th house areas of career, public reputation, higher calling, etc. Also Saturn in Pisces is a difficult placement in general because it calls for structure and discipline over nebulous, mysterious, fundamentally unstructurable aspects of existence. It's kind of the songwriter's Saturn. It tries to discipline you in a hippie-ish all is love kind of way which feels like a contradiction to how Saturn usually operates, which makes people with that placement go at least a bit crazy

transiting Saturn in Pisces from 2023-2026 also eventually led to squares to your Moon (painful emotional consequences) and your Mercury (painful consequences to your thoughts and communication)

>>42516805
People born far north or far south of the equator can have super wide/narrow houses in the Placidus system, which makes it unrealistic compared to Whole Sign in those specific cases. People born near the equator on the other hand have accurate reasonable houses in the Placidus system, so Whole Sign isn't necessary for them

>>42516781
You have a super hardcore chart, potentially a super villain's chart

Your Sun is close to Unukalhai, the Alpha Serpent star associated with potentially deadly toxicity and willingness to commit violations against the gods

Sun also conjunct your Pluto in Scorpio which merges your core self with hell itself. People with Sun-Pluto conjuncts tend to be haunted or oppressed or sometimes even outright possessed by demons

The fact that your Mars, Pluto, and Sun are all squaring your Moon also leads to the kind of emotional instability that opens you up to demons

Your midheaven is conjunct Algol which means your higher calling is intertwined with Beheading, Losing One's Mind, Losing One's head (or having others be beheaded, lose their minds or heads)

Career opportunities are overrated. You actually are in a phase right now where career opportunities are more likely because of transiting Uranus in your 10th house. What's better than career opportunities is making sure your demons are sorted out. Notably your North Node is close to your Uranus and Neptune, which means that this life is fundamentally much more about unique spiritual disruptions and remaining ethical despite those disruptions. This life isn't about career opportunities (I realize you didn't exactly say CAREER opportunities but I feel like clarifying that anyway)

>>42516781
opportunity for a low self esteem loser whose whole personality is based on his shitty childhood? no

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Here to join the closest astrological tactical team available.

>>42517142
Your birthday is close to sighswoon's (Gabi Abrao), I wonder how similar you are to her

an advantage you have is Jupiter conjunct Venus conjunct North Node. The downside is that it's conjunct the star Zuben Elgenubi which has difficult implications

15°04 Scorpio – *South Scale (Zuben Algenubi): Loss, theft, betrayal, abuse, venereal disease, poisoning, drowning, anguish, revenge, criminality. Unfortunate; Saturn/ Mars

https://giantara.com/2024/10/21/list-of-fixed-stars/

>>42516762
>the instant you feel like you're not in control of your life you'd be the type of person to emotionally break down, even more than normal
Sounds reasonable, I started losing my momentum and lost grip of the things I had built up. The gf I had was unfaithful and I took it really hard which led me to act very irrational just to try and gain some kind of control back over my emotions, as well as to try and make sense of it all when there wasn't any sense to be found
>you really want is freedom in life, but the top part of you disagrees with that by trying to box it in. Then when the inevitable fallout happens, you start drowning in your own emotional vomit from the water signs which makes recovering and picking yourself back up harder than it already has to be.
Yeah that's the story of my life, constant internal struggle
>Did you try putting yourself in a box only for the box to explode in the end?
I feel this time it was the opposite, like I was out of the box and too exposed for too long
>What's your actual drive/desire going forward into life?
At this point I don't know, can't think of something. Peace and quiet maybe

>>42517022
Does it get better?

>>42517152
I am a millenial man as that pluto should tell you, as i have no knowledge of her, having grown in the old internet of keeping a low profile, and not taking anything seriously, i tried reading some article about her, the article was not very good on Creativeindependent. But i do agree with some her quotes.

If she is somehow significant to you, could you elaborate on this?

>>42517178
There are going to be multiple phases of your life where it will get better but I'd have to take a closer look at your chart and I have somewhere else to be right now

>>42517182
Oh it's just a thought that popped into my head. I've been analyzing multiple chart the past few months and I was able to discern you were born in late September 1994 (Class of 2013 in high school?) because of how your chart lines up

I'm Class of 2013 too btw, born in December 1994 and dating this woman (my former college professor lol)

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>>42517193
>I'd have to take a closer look at your chart and I have somewhere else to be right now
Don't worry, thank for you telling me what you have

>>42517193
>late September 1994
Absolutely correct.

Very good work on the craft. I have not considered this matter before as i have merely begun to dabble on Astrology. But even with the dating information removed from charts like this, your close to exact if not exact birth date can be deciphered and through this you can be doxed quite readily. Not blaming you for sussing this out, but it is indubitably personal revealing information. No high school here, vocational and i work in a factory, i have paid for it in blood of my own, but it gets the bread on the table. And the lead as well. Not much love here, but these things take their time.

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>>42517206
>Absolutely correct.
September 30th 1994 07:00 (EEST)
Helsinki

>>42517283
It is quite a while later, now if you're still here do the implications of Zuben Algenubi indicate that i carry out such matters, or is it, that i suffer such things?

>>42517009
Where do you see Sun conjunct Algol on my chart?

Don't know about BPD, partner now thinks I'm the chillest person he's ever met, but C-PTSD is pretty much a certainty. 2008 is when I met bad ex, 2012 is when I entered the workforce. Shit hit rock bottom Sept 2025, turned around Oct-Dec of the same year.

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>>42517639
>Where do you see Sun conjunct Algol on my chart?
There was a difference of 34.3 arcminutes between the Sun's ecliptics longitude and Algol's during the time of your birth.

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>>42516539
It seems like the Part of Fortune is a signifier of actualization between the North and South Nodes, but I've looked into it before and it said it's more like a composite of the Ascendant, Sun and Moon. Doing more research, I feel like it synthesizes actualization of nodes based on the explanations given here.

>>42517142
Damn is your home life causing havoc at work? Or did you take a job due to childooh burdens? An affair, perhaps? It seems like what you've got going on at work doesn't play well with how things are going for you at home. Do you work abroad or something? Whatever this work or reputation situation is makes it hard for you to talk about money (for now). I don't think you're hurting for it or anything since it seems like making money isn't difficult for you, but there is a situation going on that's causing some real turmoil. Luckily, you seem easy to talk to. We're talking some real inspired speech here, but I think it only manifested recently, in the last couple of years. I think you fall back on gifted speech regularly and spend time negotiating something you care deeply about.
Did something happen to you when you were younger that you don't talk about?
I think you're attractive or the way you talk is attractive, things you talk about maybe (something profound), and feel attractive and that's got something to do with your career choice. Being pretty empathetic/nurturing, you seem intuitive and very introspective. I think it makes you easy to relate to or makes it easy for you to relate to others. But whatever is going on at work doesn't play nice with what you've got going on at home. Reconciling this seems to lead to some speech boost and perhaps even unlocks your ability to open up a bit about how you make money. Getting over whatever is going on should really feel like a relief here, I think.

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>>42509678
I've posted mine so many times and never gotten it read but I shan't give up

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how accurate is this

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The stars, Jupiter and Venus, are currently on Cancer and therefore on my side, so I'd like to know from any reader here:

Is V aware of me? is he thinking about me? how longer will I have to wait until I can convince him?

tell me about the place I call "SO".... how can I become its owner? I got told my recent acquisition plans will not impress them, yet I count that my writings will, I wish to become their owner and to become unable to be expelled from there, they must contend with me whether they like it or not, in a way that they can't ignore me or deny me, ever. I also got told that these acquisitions will result in a loss for me if my goal with them is to own SO, but I don't mind, gotta crack a few eggs, and there never was a great deed without minor losses.