every time you fart it's actually a demon escaping your body for commiting cluttony. the more sinful foods you consume the stinkier the farts
>>42511161So the more I eat the more demons I drive out of my body? Excellent, hand me the doritos, I have some exorcism to do.
>>42511161Best thread on /x/ right now. XD
>>42511258*hands over doritos and a bong*
Pythagorean detected
>>42511340Fucking low iq brain dead retard
>>42511161Once I farted too hard and I pooped my pants. When I took off my underwear in the bathroom, I saw a little Pajeet.That night, I cried and cried.
>>42511161>cluttony
>>42511340Woah thanks dude!
>tfw you hear a fart
>>42511161This makes sense. I’m going to trap a nasty fucker in a jar and try to control him.
>>42511161Pic related
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>>42511161But wait, I breath in my farts because I like the smell. Does that mean the demons are going back in? FUCK
>>42511832Says the emotionally immature fool.
