I come bearing good news. In just a few days, we are going to be looping to some point in the past (at least 10 years ago, maybe more). Everything that has happened over the past decade is a false copy and will be entirely forgotten once we return to the sacred timeline. I don't feel like explaining how I know this (I might do it in separate posts if I'm feeling up to it) but it is definitely going to happen. I'll give you a hint: it is coded in Back to the Future and Donnie Darko, and it involves the president of the United States getting "taken out", if you will. This event will trigger the timeline reset.
>>42523726Yeah absolutely not ok. Regardless of all the doomer demoralizing propaganda and nostalgia slop that is pushed on the internet. I would be %300 pissed if all my personal growth coming out of my mid 20s was erased. Stop waiting for the day of reckoning it has already come an passed you are already living in the Armageddon we have been told will come.
>>42523726I've reported this post to the secret service
>>42523895It has nothing to do with me, dumbass. It is encoded in various media over the years. I didn't put all that stuff there, I'm just making observations.
>>42523895>>42523958LMFAO
>>42523726I hate you for getting my hopes up every time. The nothing ever happens meme isn't just accurate, it's LAW
>>42523979Whats so funny?
>>42523999Its a regulation technique when overcome with fear/anxiety
>>42523726> I don't feel like explaining how I know this (I might do it in separate posts if I'm feeling up to it)is a hint for a random schizo to continue the posting by creating random nonsense of what's going to happen. If no one continues the post the "if" in the sentence saves his ass. > it involves the president of the United States getting "taken out", if you will. This event will trigger the timeline reset.wants to get a retard from /x/ to assassinate Trump in the hopes of looping time. 5/10 for trying.
>>42523999It seemed like he was lying that he reported it to the secret service to fuck with your head and it made me start laughing out loud
>>42523726>Director of national intelligence Is Pulte going to knock on this guys front door?
>>42523999checked
>>42523726So you're telling me my son never existed thus I never got the motivation to stop heroin from killing me and I'm gonna go back to being an aimless junkie who's set to die any day? Yeah fuck right off with this
I've had so many people in the past couple of weeks bring up the year 1991. I think for a lot of old worlders that represents the peak of Western Civ. I wouldn't mind going back there. 2001 at the latest. That being said I'd also be upet to lose my "progress", but I think all of that is saved in the cloud anyway
>>42524408Im confident one of our tards will remember ben
>>42523726Please be true. I would give anything to go back at least 10 years. Please god. Please Satan. Please angels, demons or whoever is in charge let this happen
>>42523726>we are going to be looping to some point in the past>at least 10 years ago"And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is: ..."
I don't get why people want to go back in time. Wouldn't just a lottery winning be the same thing? Like why go back and time and try to better your life with future knowledge where you can get a some miracle now and change your life that way.
>>42526736Fuck the self. Setting up the tools behind the scene with the goal of reclaiming humanity is the only correct move
>>42524080I honestly would give a 3/10 for this kind of shit. Low effort random schizo smear bait. God I hate this people with a passion. Fuck I don't think these are people.
>>42523983Wasn’t the punishment for breaking the law return to the same life once again? Remind me 1177
>>42524541Be true 10
damn, if i remembered everything then would be the time to hop into ethereum
>>42523726PLEASE BE TRUE
>>42523726>another timeline shift/reset thread like clockwork
>>42524541Basado. Agreed
>>42523726Welcome back brother, I've been waiting for you since the last loop
Source: trust me bro
>sacred timeline>back to the future>donnie darkoWhy are 20-something consooooomers on /x/ starting larp threads out of nostalgia for when they were teenagers with no responsibilities?
>>42526290Honestly... I feel like we've been on the Back To The Future 2 Biff timeline since like 2015. It makes OP somewhat believable.
