Besides hoax and aliens what other explanations have been offered to explain crop circles?
>>42525192farmers getting bored.Why aren't crop circles found anywhere else but on farms?Would be a lot more surprising if they were in important or suspicious places.I never cared about aliens and I probably never will.
>>42525192What if spirits are making them. Or angels.
it's mother earth giving herself lame tattoos
>>42525337Surely there is an angel behind everything on earth they’re innumerable
>>42525266>why are crop circles found only on farms where there are crops?
>>42525192They’re demonic.
>>42525192They're created by forces from underground.
>>42526139Like kolbolds?
>>42525508Fucking angels hiding behind 999. Employ 777 in right eye in the mirror and free 666 for fucks sake
>>42525522Yer just tryin to make people jealous of yer nice hat
>>42525192Media was having making jokes about these until that guy posted the peer reviewed scientific paper on them back in 1990Then the media suddenly shut up about them Idiots now laugh because they don't know what got published 36 years ago
Theyre hoaxes
>>42531655https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Node-length-increase-in-a-crop-circle-Shown-are-samples-taken-at-three-di-ff-erent_fig1_280245462The stupid people are stupid. Not complicated. Can't get through to them that they don't already know everything. Eglin turds also spew lies for the stupid people here.
>>42531728Search the archives for the word SASER.Not sure if it's the true cause, but the anon that posted it seemed pretty smart. Turns out we can probably do a lot with directed acoustic energy in air.
