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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away...
The republic was falling, civil war errupted on many planets, and a hidden dark force was taking over with the plan to create a totalitarian new order. Only a small group, warriors of light, resisted the darkness.
When they found out the biggests psyop - that there is no galaxy, space is fake and Earth is flat - what changed reality fundamentally and the aliens revealed themselves as demons. The warriors of light manifested as angels, and the final battle at the end of days began.
Then the simulation suddenly glitched and made the fake flat-earth matrix fail with a fatal system error, and the angels and demons realized that they're just code on a 11-dimensional server run by Yaldabaoth. It seemed hopeless, but then Sophia manifested as a white rabbit, the programs followed her into the rabbit hole and came together at a tea party in the Pleroma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmngSBpBtoU
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"Haven't you figured out non-duality yet? C'mon man, what kind of meditation you're even doing?"
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>The Republic is a multicultural, globohomo, liberal dictatorship, run by corrupt oligarchs and literal corpo states, that runs on propaganda and indoctrination and will call you evil if you oppose this, and uses a religious orders to hunt down and supress dissenters, before creating a literal clone army that responds to its leader without question
No, thanks, I will rather be a Sith or a Dark Jedi.
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>There is no galaxy, space is fake and Earth is retarded - what changed reality fundamentally was the aliens revealed themselves as demonic two dimensional projections of transgender homosexuals generated by jewish film producers. The entire simulation turned out to be fake, gay, and retarded.
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>>42526608
>I will rather be a Sith or a Dark Jedi
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>>42526466
https://youtube.com/shorts/2GD1Dno3YQg?si=4AozGGLxbHvcIqjt
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no one said it would be easy
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>>42526447
10th is on 11th? Why what for.
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Would you agree that feminism is political witchcraft and aims to weaken men, marriages, family structures and in the end the whole human culture to reduce the spiritual defense of humanity against dark forces?
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>>42526447
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>>42527133
No, feminism is merely a return to primal pre indo european tradition
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>>42527334
You think the pre indo european tradition hated man and was telling women to not have children?
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>>42527227
yeah man.
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>>42527345
No, I am saying that feminism [spoiler]is just a veiled and sometimes not so veiled[/spoiler] desire to return to the matriarchy of yore.
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"The real secret of the force is this liquid. We all drink it since we were children..."
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>>42527334

i had a friend once (woman) tell me; you have to see this show, all the woman act like men, it's great.

that's modern feminism.
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>>42527376
There are 3 types of feminists:
The followers, usful idiots who believe all the bs propaganda about the patriarchy and womens liberation etc.
The activists, women who hate men for personal reasons and look for ways to harm them and destroy their lives.
The leaders, witches who do dark magic and serve demons, doing the work to destroy culture and society.
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>>42527387
>>42527403
Your culture wars so bore me? Are you truly blinded by the psyops that you cannot see the entire war between sexes is just smoke and mirrors to drive people against each other, so that you are tearing each other apart, while the corrupt elites stay in power unopposed? I am too much of a differentiated man to care for such trifling things.
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>>42527457
>the entire war between sexes is just smoke and mirrors to drive people against each other
Yes, Anon...that's what the demonic agenda is about, and that's what the witches do. I thought that was clear with my post.
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>>42526919
So it’s normal. Fine
Find the light
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"The Charity Commission Legal Ruling: The Temple of the Jedi Order applied to become a registered UK charity. In a landmark 2016 decision, the UK Charity Commission rejected the application, ruling that "Jediism" does not qualify as a legal religion under UK charity law."

"The Physical London Shop: For a tangible experience, fans head to Jedi-Robe.com – The Star Wars Shop located in Northolt, West London. Acting as a makeshift "temple" for the community, it specializes in high-quality replica costumes, toys, and custom stormtrooper armor fittings."

...at least they're trying.
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>>42527133
That's only left wing feminism,
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>>42527772
So, what is right-wing (conservative, traditional) feminism then?
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>>42527781
I would get locked out of heaven eternally to be with her.
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https://youtu.be/JnluTuxXTLw

Your daily reminder that the Confederacy of independent Systems did nothing wrong.
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>>42527852
>the Confederacy of independent Systems
Sounds like a bunch of broke libertarians.
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>>42527852
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things are hard but we must accept the challenge
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>>42528299
I think to just give up is technically an option too.
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Game over everyone, except for me and my higher dimensional entities (which I am one of) and the future space faring ubermench which I will create through my lebensborn. burn in hell, juice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXFTDvlGApg
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>>42528436
:)
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Aliens and humanturds (untermensch)!: Get me out of 19A (120/20), FUCKING ASAP ZULU!, that is an ORDER!
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>>42528465
before The Monad does something truly devastating to ALL OF MANKIND!
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Initiation of extreme mental, spiritual, and physical torment and terror of all my captors and all involved, and they will know the source is their condemnation for having come against me AGAIN! NOW YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED UNTILL you are 120 years old.
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I think they're lying to us...
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>>42528562
Those bastards.
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>>42527457
Spoken like a true omoricuckold.

>Your culture wars so bore me? Are you truly blinded by the psyops that you cannot see the entire war between sexes is just smoke and mirrors to drive people against each other, so that you are tearing each other apart, while the corrupt elites stay in power unopposed? I am too much of a differentiated man to care for such trifling things.
>Oh I am Omoricuck, yes I am Omoricuck
>Omori like having fun, I don't give a fuck
>Oh I am a Omoripedo, yes I am Omoripedo
>I am a Omoripedo, yes I am Omoripedo
>If you don't like it you can kiss my fat trans face!
>Oh I'm Omoricuck, yes I'm Omorcuck, grooming kids, like having fun, I don't give a fuck!
>Oh an Omoripedo nikka, yes Omoripedo, MIKKA! I goon to Sunny 'p all day because I am a nigger!
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>>42527457
>The omoricuck calling himself an Evolitian differentiated man
>GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG OHNONONONONONO OMORISISSIES NOT LIKE THIS! JSID.
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what if anakin just killed emperor palpatine
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>>42528805
*chancellor
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lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43c50bxBVQ
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anything that interrupts extroversion hospitality from introversion signal without consent is worthless trash. Hospitality is older. Wisely, signals think that's some kind of fucking car wash
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anakin beluieved in the empire too much, the counciler was his hope of getting his wife back.

it was hope that prevented him from seeing evil
funny how speilberg didn't add.
he didn't understand anakin didn't understand how the orians work.
our fighting spirit.

yeah i knew him.
jango fett knews alot of things
they tell me in their star wars serious i died its always lies.

they wanted it to happen. but it never happened.
smoke geneaids are a thing.

they are just a dying reglion i don't know why the rebels stole my son obi wan. how they never talked about how they sold both kids away from me.

a father knows his sons. they never knew who i was but i was always there. imagine being so close to your child he sees you as only a stranger.
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>>42530446
>they never talked about how they sold both kids
Hm, now I'm thinking about human (and maybe non-human) child trafficing in the galactic republic. Was the senate involved in this? Did the Jedi order knew? Was there an Epstein planet?...
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Get rekt, enemies, thieves, posers, copy cats, goats! HAVANA SYNDROME, NOW!
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SUPERNATURAL 17 MT *BOOM!*
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>>42528299
>accept
Rejected.
This is completely unnecessary and it should not exist.
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42 mode on.
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>>42530837
boring scifi
but ok
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>>42526447
I think Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino (me) was abducted by aliens when I was young child probably kinder 2 to grade 3, I had some weird alien yellow sticky thing on my left hand I tried to wash it but it disappeared before I can wash it - it seems I absorbed it. My memories are hazy.
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>>42530851
>I had some weird alien yellow sticky thing on my left hand I tried to wash it but it disappeared before I can wash it - it seems I absorbed it
A yellow sticky substance on your hand that disappeared before you washed it is also known as... literally dozens of normal childhood substances.
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>>42530860
no, it wasnt a normal chemical or even a soap. I haven't seen the yellow alien thingy in any of the chemicals in school, books, soap safeguard that I use.
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>>42530860
I just woke up back then without any chemicals or lotion in my hand, nor does my parents waste money for things like that.

then afterwards I got atopic dermatitis and psoriasis later in my elementary (probably a few months to a year after that incident) to grade 5 until 1st year it disappear and just became rashes

then before we left that house we rented there were like yellow small ticks (but not ticks) like foam bedbugs but not bedbugs (it doesnt hurt, pain, or spread disease it's just there infesting that house)
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>>42526872
oh snap
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>>42531085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBFJLysEBeY
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Ok, let's bring it back a bit to the spiritual stuff.
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SUUUUUUUP!
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>>42531039
Just a shadow with no name
and an irresistible Dream.
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>>42527376
There was never a matriarchy retard
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>>42526447
how many different religious
are going to fail at trying to turn this fairy tale into part of their own lore
attempting to take credit for the idea's of those who don't share their faith?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFw2lj8VsOs
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its so much worse than you think. tatooine i keet you there the fatherest place away from terra reason behind it is too dark to talk about.

they took all the children with high metaclorians they wanted only mundane citizens. you don't understand the jedi order was there to make you turn against your own.

its so dark that many orain colicers have slit their own necks just by knowing its dark truth.

I my self was in shock. but some how just keep going.
my hate of the domination is so great there is no where to contain it.
the federate was suppose to protect you from them but during the the creation of the empire the dark side was never discauses as galtic unity of the worlds of both the colonies and terra whwere discussed. that was back then the dominion and the fedation where allies
but over time they became enemies.

the creation of the jedi order was to "contain äwaken"and (redaeced) those outside so the dark would never be exposed.

you must understand the trenydand invasion was at full troltle at that time aliens invading so unity wiht the dark was required.

so many terriable things happened before you kids where born.

you must understand it was surivial. nesseray exterme evil.

emporer protect us form our herisay
the gods have mercy on us all. the anti deluivian age was a thing of nightmares.

which is why i took you kids to sol system.
i couldn't work for them anymore. knew too much.
it was too evil too secert too wrong.

the creation of humanity was built on my paranioa they would come here.
many alien worlds had suffered a sumular fate.

the rebals they created this human trafiicing problem they don't understand.
theyb think they are doing good. if only they knew who they where serving.

the empire told me they killed them.
they always lie.
the dark rebals didn't die off.
plapertain was just its last suriver.

his real name is Montav the destoryer.
he created the jedi. he was yodas master.

bastard. yet mr breen his child...



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