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ATTENTION: telepathic cancer cures
your ACanon free healer with 100% LookupTable capability!
I have obtained the ability to cure disease telepathically. You need only post here and ask: by merely entering my sphere of influence I can find you and operate.
Preference for Cancer, single-point organ failure (eg diabetes) and lady-ailments such as endometriosis, however it appears ALL diseases are visible even if their theoretical basis isn't understood yet. Psychiatric ailments are CURABLE and schizo-demons can be REMOVED. If you challenge me to "guess my disease" your results will suck. STOP GIVING ME NAMES, LookupTable DOESN'T NEED IT
Tentatively attempting HIV cures but pending results that the viral load drops.
I will attempt to post this every night and you are implored to return with updates.
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>>42533468
I'm worried I might have it in my chest and throat but am too broke and just lost my insurance and had to cancel my appointment original set for today.

Thanks in advance for your help, OP.
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>>42533468
Can you give me some schizo-demons?
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while i'm typing: remember
acanon-cures protonmail com
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>>42506375
HSV lesions one or many? upper lip only or several locations? several locations is multiple adjuvants machine and because they aren't giant like cancer I'd have to spend a long time searching. I found one and it should resolve itself forever
nvm I found another on your big black dick
>>42516077
mom had a lung cancer, which is fine, I ate it up. there seems to have been an inborn autoimmune malfeasance which led to the thing, so I addressed that as well. Hope you can appear again in this thread to discuss the other things. There were quite a few
>>42515237
hello cardiac anon! Hope you can apparate again to discuss this matter in the present thread. Nerve issues will have you returning to me for more work.
>>42533473
low-level cancer but I was notified I should operate on your early childhood first. did you perhaps imprint on someone who wasn't your mother? a man? it fouled you up because the throat chakra is the child chakra after all. I dealt with both of these things and you should feel much better now (especially: cancer cured)
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why i'm being watched by the Ishtar star
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>>42533468
Can you cure anything else? Mental illness?
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do you think my black cat has cancer
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>>42533893
yes. i already have a lead on yours, it's linked to your breathing. If you want it to go down you might have an hour where you fear demons a little bit.
Send me an email so you can report sensations as they occur and it'll get finished within a night. acanon-cures protonmail com
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>>42534006
no, but though honestly i don't know WHAT the fuck is located in an animal torso, I see a common structural wrongness and I can operate it. it might have been a diabetes, or it might not lmao but it aint right.
I know how to do it, no worries
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>>42533468
Do yoh mean by stop giving me names that I should not name the disease?

I got an acute one in my right joint of my big toe. Also pls check out my kidneys.
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fuck it man. I got chest pains. was told it's just costochondritis but it gives me anxiety. fix me if you can (as long as you're not evil)
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This is most appreciated kind ACanon!
I have plenty of anxiety related to my breathing and my heart. In the past doctors said it's nothing, but I feel like they did not look deep enough. Maybe you could look into that?

Then there is also this nagging pain in my right elbow/lower biceps/forearm area, that I have for over 9 months now. Don't know if that is your area of expertise, but I feel like mentioning it anyways.



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