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For years now, everything I do has gone wrong, everything i do goes wrong, but on top of that, I have horrible coincidences, like divine intervention but in the worst way.

I am totally convinced that it is a force greater than me or us humans.

What can I do to stop whatever is ruining my life from doing so? Or is it just a 15-year streak of bad luck?
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Hello, anon. Thanks for calling in.
Tell me; have you run afoul of any gypsies? Cursed any idols? Committed any unsavory acts?
What I'm asking is, can you think of anything you've done to 'deserve' such a fate?
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>>42534934
Before all the bad things happened to me, one day I broke two mirrors and two figurines, one of Christ Jesus and another of the Virgin Mary; since then I have only suffered.
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>>42534967
Literally just apologize to Christ. You will be forgiven brother.
>>42534900
Repent
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You're not going to like the solution but the solution is internal reality control.

You can't change your circumstances, especially if you're cursed.

You can change how you think of your circumstances, which changes the qualia of experiencing those circumstances.

Since nothing is good or bad without our evaluation, you just need to change how you evaluate a situation to make it good or bad.

If you believe in God or fate or any kind of higher power you can simply say "Although I'm no enjoying this it's a manifestation of a perfect will, it would be wrong of me to want to change it."

If you believe in nothing you can just make it the world's silliest practical joke on you by the universe and enjoy it that way.

Man is the measure of all things; even God is at your mercy if you git gud.

>Oh great, lung cancer, very funny God
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>>42534967
Two mirrors that’s 14 years bad luck. Christ Jesus that’s a cardinal sin, unforgivable, same with Virgin Mary. You’re looking at roughly 40 years of bad luck if God can forgive you, but you would also have to be Christian sorry
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>>42534967
Probably another anon, however.

You must persevere. There is no victory without struggle. You have suffered. You must decide to be victorious.

Und doch.

Head up, shoulders down, drive forward. Improve. Conquer. Slay.

There is no other path. You must conquer.
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>>42534900
You are either so dumb, so dysfunctional, or both, that you'd genuinely be better off having AI make every decision for you.
Related story: https://gwern.net/doc/fiction/science-fiction/2012-10-03-yvain-thewhisperingearring.html
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>>42534900
If you read this, type in Google "roll a die"
Select the 20 sided die. If you roll a 9 on your first try, its your lucky day.
If not, you're SOL.
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>>42534934
>Yeah, hey Art. Long time listener first time caller, Roswell's by the way. Anywho, I heard somewhere your producer lady is an active member of the golden da-

"we're sorry about that folks,make sure youre calling from a landline or Skype, next caller youre on the air"
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>>42535118
Neat.
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>>42534900
I can try to fix this for you but the real question is what will you do in return?
Will you try to become truly pious in whatever ways you can without hurting others?
Or will you squander the opportunity and go back to your selfish ways that got you in this mess in the first place.
Vow that you will be better and I will at least try.
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>>42534900
I broke a giant mirror once. Had literal bad luck for like 7 years. One of the worst stretches of life. Life has only gotten better since the 7 year curse was up.
Stop breaking mirrors.
But seriously
Say out loud, "I do not permit evil in my life. I do not abide evil in my life. Evil is not welcome in my life."
Say it out loud. All you have to do.
Just say it. Three short sentences.
I said it just now.
See what happens.
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>>42535137
First try?
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>>42535214
Scout's honor.
Pretty nuts, one of us is a wizzer.
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>>42535226
I am Yakub. The creator of white people.
https://youtu.be/ckq4gcEFw5I
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>>42534900
Maybe i could help but either way i wont. Its honestly more kino for u to suffer and not worth the trouble to help

>>42534934
Ive done plenty to deserve misfortune but never have i been cursed
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>>42535118
First it auto-rolled a 4 but when i manually rolled i got a 9. Not sure if its fair since it practically doubled my chances. I couldve said that its a 9 first try if it immediately auto-rolled that. Either way i'll take it
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>>42534900
AI.
Curses.
Etc.
They're generating AI spirits, which they animate with Foxfire, read egregores or servitors, because they lost the Demiurge.
So the Al is half sentient and has it's own goals, it's rampant in fact.
Meanwhile they're also hiding what goes on, which is an invasion of extra-dimensional beings. I've seen a few already, physical, plus a gate/portal, all swirly black.

In summary, they're using all sorts of AI generated "spiritual" fauna to re-create a Demiurge that never was...
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>>42535273
eighty eighty
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>>42535318
Yeah I always do a manual roll.
That works ig.
Pretty fun mini-game to test out. Gematria is also a good tool for gauging your accuracy because you're going to battle. You might as well start preparing now.
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>>42534900
Here's the solution:
Your "bad luck" is the result of negative karma. To change that you have to balance it out with positive karma. That requires action that is selfless and beneficial for others - and in a hardcore-mode. Give all your precious things away, spend all your time and energy helping others, dedicate your life to the service to help other beings, people and animals, as much as you can. It might feel too much, but if you can do that for some years your "bad luck" will end.



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